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scottjaeger
guy's write-up is mostly just cliches
FancyDragonLV
" 6'4 but i sit down a lot "
AwkwardType
I'm sure he gave a standing ovation.
nukemall
"I sit down a lot" - great sense of humor on this guy. Two thumbs up!
PrincessPecanPie
“I sit down a lot” amazing
OddityOstrich
I am also down for tacos.
ijustwantausernamethatisnttaken
I’d like to think you’re genuinely interested in him as a person and not just saying that for internet points.
weedsaveslife
Is that pewds?
Thatusernameyoualwaysforget
Im 6,4 but i sit Down a lot
DruncleCal2000
To be fair I would expect a guy to take offense to that. A chick would probably flip her chair
MrRandom93
A real sit-down comedian
TreesNStuff
Seems like a stand up guy.
denigreur
Yeah, I like the way he rolls
twohealthypoos33
I’m 6’4” too. 2 different measurements
OliverClothesoff70
Legen - wait for it......DARY!!
a89bluefire
BurritoParty
Down For Tacos. I’m stealing that.
ToastMasterLex
It’s surprisingly not actually unique. I’ve seen it on many profiles.
brianInternetTerror
Has anyone had problems with their tinder account? For some reason I used to get matches all the time, now I don't get any.
ToastMasterLex
Oh, honey.
DumpoldRant
You caught the ug?
brianInternetTerror
Lol nah bro, it's like it just stopped working.
ToastMasterLex
Current dude I’m hangin with from Tinder got me with his profile line “let me guess, you’re adventurous”. Both of us are sick of CO profiles
reuvil
He matched with TODD? That's all I could think of from the bit of visible name. Just curious as several posts assume it was a girl...
LoodGookin
Exactly what I was thinking.
TwoPumpTrump
Did anyone else see Romesh Ranganathan from the little picture in the txt pic?
ExileonDaytonStreet
“… but I sit down a lot” Stay golden, Rollerdude.
LosPer
Not sure he should be taking that sitting down...
boredasusuall
Thats just amazin
Bouhgf
No South Park fan in Colorado ?
designedbyhumans
She had the opportunity and took it, and if he says you can ride in his lap he's gotta have a sense of humor
Un0riginalComment
What do you mean she???
lauraInternetJunkie
Yeah the "I sit down a lot" part as well
Legne
Made me grin. I'd date him
DireSnails
I'd take a ride in his lap if you know what I mean.
kambojah
It was a joke?
kambojah
All the people riding on wheelchairs not letting their boos sit on their laps are doing it wrong..
wejustdontknow
I live in Colorado and am pretty ambivalent about hiking, skiing (never done it), craft beers (I don't drink), and other CO "guy" tropes.
WeedlordBonerLover69
congrats on not participating in fun things, i guess.
enybi
Dude, having skied in 6 different countries the skiing in CO is the best I've ever experienced, I'd recommend trying it, you might enjoy it
AegonVITargaryen
ditto
debugstatement
Well, hello there.
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
CO tropes and Boulder tropes are not the same thing
wejustdontknow
There is overlap, though.
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
Pretty easy to identify them. They have a "Colorado Native" sticker, a ski/bike rack on their car, and love talking about themselves.
idonotlikegreeneggsandhamburglar
Same, but I'm a female Coloradian.
debugstatement
We can make this work.
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Sooo... You are a marijuana enthusiast?
wejustdontknow
Nope.
MyTrashCanIsFull
Nope to the dope huh?
z3lfmoord
Finally someone else from CO who doesn’t smoke weed
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Coffeespentbrass?
jackal24actual
You right https://coffeeandspentbrass.tumblr.com/post/136063639044/wheelin-in-a-winter-wonderland
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Lol holy shit
murfalurp7
BUT THIS IS REAL - lived in CO for 6 months and every other picture is hiking or some glamour shot. It was obnoxious
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
As a guy from Norway, fucking everyone has those hiking pictures all over.
sckrlfe
My location shows every picture of people travelling.
murfalurp7
My current shows someone fishing or lacrosse
nijlonkai
My straight female friends complain about the holding up the fish photos
z3lfmoord
It is the health capital of the nation so...get off your lazy ass.
pistachiomoustache
I would love living there.
murfalurp7
I thought so too!
murfalurp7
And this is why I moved away
z3lfmoord
Because you’re a lazy ass??
murfalurp7
Nope because of seriously awful people like yourself
flapperfemmefatale
I like exercise, just indoors.
z3lfmoord
That’s fair
jesuisgur
I cannot stand indoor exercise: no air, no view. Yup, I lived in CO.
flapperfemmefatale
I don't like having to deal with the elements
Bigiee4
Imgur acts like hiking is such a crazy workout. When the Mexican cartel does it daily with less supplies and 2 bails of weed on their backs
Bigiee4
3. Don’t get me wrong hiking is fun and nature is beautiful, but stop pretending like your some athlete because you went on a walk.
Bigiee4
2). Ontop of having the worst gear, walking through areas with deadly animals... they’re actively being hunted by boarder patrol.
rudejohn
The cartel members don't carry shit on their backs. They hire the rural and urban poor to do it for them.
Bigiee4
That’s why I said ‘they’re not outdoorsman, they’re fisherman trying to make an extra $800’
Bigiee4
1) These aren’t experienced outdoorsman, they’re fisherman trying to make an extra $800. They don’t even have a set path to follow
gsholbert
*bales
Bigiee4
Dammit
DangerousNoodle
I'm so sorry, I don't get it. I get he's in a wheelchair, but I don't get how what she said was a great line. Can someone explain it to me?
ToastMasterLex
She said he’s not a fan of hiking because he can’t hike. Cause he’s disabled.
DangerousNoodle
I 100% understood that. His response is what I did not understand. How is pointing out his disability a great line?
ToastMasterLex
Oh, my bad. Sorry about that. It's because it's a risky and dark joke. He has a good sense of humor and can laugh at his own disability.
gsholbert
Cuz it's fucked up. He can't hike. Even if he wanted to
DangerousNoodle
So his response that it was a great line was meant to be sarcastic?
gsholbert
No, she was lucky that he had a fucked up sense of humor like she did. You see, some of us are not okay and enjoy really dark humor.
gsholbert
Look up Anthony jeselnik
dillydingus
Since he’s paralyzed she is assuming that he doesn’t hike. 95% of tinder/bumble dating profiles state that the person is soooo into hiking 1
dillydingus
2/ adventure, skiing and craft beer. (Popular activities in CO) she was being dry and assuming he has a sense of humor about I️t.
DangerousNoodle
Thank you! I understood he couldn't hike but I didn't get how it was a great pick up line. You have solved the mystery for me!
Redbeansandric1
"Beer! Hiking! Adventure! CA -> CO" every fucking girl's profile on Colorado tinder.
Bennybones
New England.
magoslich
Its the same on Bumble. I just downloaded it over the weekend to try my chances. So many. Also add in 'must love dogs, DOGS DOGS DOGS'
nagelbett
"I enjoy mountain biking to the top of ski slopes to teach yoga to my dog."
OrangePasta
Finding love in a Military town sucks: “(home state)->(where they are now) Looking for a good time. Show me around!” Buy an itinerary ffs.
MattDerKomponist
I'm in Tallahassee (FSU), and EVERY single profile is a sorority girl.
BurrRankShanks
Oh no. I feel so bad for you. Slutty, hot, sorority girls with money everywhere you look.
Totsmacgee
Some of my interests include, sleeping ,sitting on the couch and drinking beer on the couch. I go outside when weather permits.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Why is this a problem? I like those things too. Better than a girl who just likes shopping and makeup or some dumb shit.
johncUpvoteAnimal
Seriously.. makes me want to move to Colorado.
NateintheNorth
Northern MN: "I love the outdoors, hunting, and fishing!"
Ididthisforthelol
And loving everyday?
AegonTargaryenTheSixthOfHisName
Sounds like all the guys in SC. If you add in some guys with confederate flags on their trucks in their first pic...
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
That's just everyone in northern MN
NateintheNorth
Nope. I'm here. I prefer indoors. Don't like hunting or fishing.
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
Well I guess that's ok
quotas47
"Not looking for a hookup, but (rest of profile implies unrealistic relationship expectations.) " Tinder in Chicago
Ididthisforthelol
Tinder everywhere.
linustheman
and in austin....
ToastMasterLex
CO dudes are just as basic. They have a shirtless pic/gym pic, pic on a mountain, pic of just their dog, and one at a wedding. And weed.
ToastMasterLex
And usually a super ultra close up selfie that wouldn’t be flattering for anyone.
echlamba
"Beer, tacos, anything outdoors. Just moved here from LA" every fucking guy's profile on Austin tinder
boyswillbeboys
In Finland it's traveling, food, friends, and fucking wall climbing for some reason!
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
They're free folk, training to invade the kneelers' land.
Whwat
There's a fucking wall?
boyswillbeboys
Of course there's a fucking wall!
ThisIsMyUsernameForTheSiteImgur
hate beer & hiking,and usually adventure also cuz that means i gotta be out doing something instead of chillin not doing anything.
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
Sounds good, we should not hang out sometime.
aluriilol
Tinder in LA: "I'm not like other girls." "I probably like your dog more than you" "I'm a vapid corn husk"
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
I mean, are you really there to learn interests?
Fpt04
There's an office quote on a good chunk of profiles I've seen
Ididthisforthelol
Don't forget them Washingtonians.
waitwhoputtisbowlofonionshere
FL -> NC "I'm here to fuck your dad, and I'll probably like your dog more than you." Sad state of affairs here in the Carolinas.
windowtudawoll
"beer, fitness, I love my dog more than I'll ever love you" Montreal tinder
LuluKazoo
Almost the exact same here in Oregon, namely the Portland area
MildlyConcernedTV
“Weed is life” every Arkansas girl’s tinder
stickitinuryolo
That's actually fucking hilarious. Prob more fun to hang out with than #gymlife girls.
satinworship
You've probably swiped left on me :(
MildlyConcernedTV
Well how about I give you a second chance ;)
satinworship
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d3/49/92/d349927f0444feeb6339b9d94d85cfe1.gif
Theresausername
Then I offer all three and they turn me down...
Twatcuntwanker
Dude...Arizona is "I like my pets, hiking, and traveling"
FinnsGonnaGuess
FUCK YEAH ARIZONA
AegonTargaryenTheSixthOfHisName
I’m SC it’s all trucks, fishing, hunting. It gets old fast.
BluePineapple64
It pains me how accurate this is.
OhCheeseAndRice
"Jesus! Fishing! #GymLife!" -> North/North East Texas boys. And girls, for that matter.
ohnocatnado
You forgot "Just ask (shrug emoji)."
stopitlucas
Or KC>CO
Showmeyourfunnies
Add a few dozen sunshine emoji, change it to CA -> AZ and you're in Phoenix!
ArthurPhillipDent
Scotland as well
capthammerreynolds
Yes seriously get the crap out of my state go back to Ca
OddlyPacific
Send jobs
NotSoDarkKnight
We don’t want them back.
Ididthisforthelol
We don't want anyone, really.
BearBombs
"Lets go on an adventure" is the most vague tinder line for me. Like do they want to get blackout wasted and venture off into the night?
Ididthisforthelol
Bruh....please?
PhilTheKhajiit
I hate the "I enjoy good conversation," line. Of course the fuck you do, nobody likes bad convo. You gotta tell me what makes a convo good.
vezlys
ballswick
THIS
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
We call those trustafarians
Illthinkofausernamelater
Why though?
mywifelovesthedogmore
Omg that’s what we call them in Flagstaff!
FinnsGonnaGuess
FUCK YEAH FLAGSTAFF
mywifelovesthedogmore
It’s been ruined by hipsters and rich people but yes, it ruled.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
If you ever wonder how a hippie has the money to follow the Dead around the country in 2018
SlightlyFabricated
Nice. I always heard trustafundians
ClimbThemCrimps
Nah, trustafarians are the people who dress like hippies/rustafarians (red, yellow, green), and just chill out party/smoke/etc, and can't>
ClimbThemCrimps
IHaveATacoBellSign
“I’m not here for a hook up. So if you are move on.” Every girls in St. Louis.
spencPumpkinBaroness
Same in Texas
Ididthisforthelol
Every tinder everywhere. "I ain't just another hookup so you can swipe left if you're nothing more than that"
IHaveATacoBellSign
Ugh! "every GIRL" no girls! Sorry imgur grammar gods.
HandsomeSwede
1 In Sweden there are two types of Tinder girls. One uses a string of emojis representing their interests. The other writes something along
HandsomeSwede
the lines of "I like traveling, working out and hanging out with friends. If you wanna know anything else, just ask me!". Nearly all of them
HandsomeSwede
include at least one picture of them drinking rosé wine on a balcony with their female friends. They all wear black dresses. Ugh.
Montego1987
Good. Hopefully, I study this year in Sweden so I can use Tinder there and match with nobody like I do here.
HandsomeSwede
Where are you from? Where are you gonna study?