TheManInTheGreyFlannelPajamaz
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Feb 22, 2017 10:56 PM
TheManInTheGreyFlannelPajamaz
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LorianneCyanide
Similar thing happened to me but with vag. Feeling pretty good about mine these days lol
TriceratopsCradle
; a clever ploy for more schlong shots
DizzyWood
If only we were all so lucky!
anadin
just because it's in your mouth doesn't make it yours OP
PlayListless
Awww Yeah
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Demoncarebear
Did you request said dick pics?
PoeTayToe
Nobody ever sends me dick pics
SnapKylePop
Why did you, as a man, suddenly start receiving dick picks?
WarnyHonker
SossidgeRole
porn dicks are bigger than mine, but i've yet to see a common human dick that was bigger i feel much better about myself
Thedogmatrix
Yeah I like to watch porn with Danny D in it 'cause his dick makes my legs look big
browsib
Do you want dick pics? Because that's how you get dick pics.
Astarael1
There is so much gay in the comments. I love it.
whhy
Don't fuck it up j-bear
renani
Imgur, the image sharing social media promoting dick picks...keep it in the pants, folks. It is ok not to share.
TheBusThatCould
tomk2012
Right?
manslut
Forward me your dick pics.
dragonhelix820
Just remember kids, its length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared!
TheManInTheGreyFlannelPajamaz
Is that in metric or imperial?
dragonhelix820
Imperial :)
TheManInTheGreyFlannelPajamaz
A few more follow up, ounces or pounds, and degrees or radians for the angle?
PickleMorty
So you have a small penis along woth everyone else cool
TheManInTheGreyFlannelPajamaz
It's not like I use it dude, just let me be a little happy for a moment
PickleMorty
So how big is it. You know, for science
TheManInTheGreyFlannelPajamaz
look at your forearm, and then back at your own crotch
PickleMorty
I am a midget so about 3 inches?
Ochoda
Why were you getting tons of D pics?
therealoculus
Imgur users must be the best sample for comparing penis size if you want an ego boost
TW3RKZILLA
As soon as you mention the average penis length is like ~5.5inches people flip their shit and everyone has a cock that's 30 feet long.
RedClaws23
Closer to ~5.1 erect average, actually.
manslut
Varies by country.
RedClaws23
I know, that's why I listed the global average
Zalkaholic
Take the Asian countries out of the mix and now what's the average?
RedClaws23
About 5.2 or 5.3. There is actually a correlation that follows the urban legend, but it's a very small one and seems to beprotien diet based
Hajitohotty176
There ya go, silver linings
whereTheYogaWomenAt
Show proof
WhatsTheMatterBeavis
Well, I don't even have a dick so...
CDsnutz
Ever seen a white hockey puck.
Syntak
lol, that was funny
CDsnutz
Yeah for everyone else.
Howdoilife
I've always been confident in my penis size, it's not my penis that prevents me from having healthy relationships.
TheManInTheGreyFlannelPajamaz
Mine neither, its the existential depression that stops me
IlikedogsANDcats
as I am not native english speaker, I had to look it up. if I am correct you create your own freedom, happieness or misery? why you sad?
TheManInTheGreyFlannelPajamaz
Because life is long and meaningless with little happpiness and constant sadness
IlikedogsANDcats
as I understand it you should give meaning to your own life. you choose if it is meaningless. constant sadness is something out ofyour hands
IlikedogsANDcats
mostly. and happiness can be dufficult to find. true. but the meaningfull part should be something you can take action on? goal? spot two
CorneliusWatchesYouSleep
Share with the class. Don't be selfish.
codabear23
Lol^^
AdamantlyDislikingAllDogs
DaddyFritas
Wow! I must be browsing right behind you! I just saw the same post! +1 for you, fellow lurker!
LecteurInfini
Sharing is caring!
JBee83
Shit sign me up too!
dododo123dodo
Yes please
yourmomscheese
To the inbox! (Mine preferably)
DeezDanglin
Dicks out till Rick's out
nanyatenyaa
Ikr?
tehassassino
Share the load.
dragonatr
Same
InboxMeThemDicksBoyo
My username is relevant
pachacody
.
Demoncarebear
Yes ..yes to all this
DarkPanther77
Yess :) OP, give them to the *real* faggots
hotdudecurator
@OP, come on! Send them!! ;)
WarnyHonker
CraftedLine
He's a stingy little bitch!
relyingonvodka
We deserves them, our.... Precious
HoneyandFire
Traps to the inbox here?!!
modicumjones
How many OPs can we have in one post?
SherMattLockSmith
modicumjones
Perfect.
ExplainTheJoke
A bundle of 'em I suppose.
TactlessHawk
hognhominy
I always chuckle when I see "punished by huge cock" in a porn title and it's smaller than mine. Since op is several sticks w/a bow, incoming
Thomaster
Hah! I know for a fact I'll never have this problem....
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
It's always funny when they use trick angles and forced perspective and the girl is like "zomg it's hyooge" and it's just a normal dick.
NotSoSmartAlek
and when they use 4'nothing girls and 5'6 guys to make the dicks look bigger.
manslut
Inbox me.
DeezDanglin
Dicks out till Rick's out
Mattcatt85
I know right?
Skittleballs
The whole super size cult ist 100% optical. My gf and me, we're serious in a marry/have kids way, and I'm too big for her. Annoying.
hognhominy
My girl is 6'2" (I'm 6'5") it works perfectly, in the right position damage can still be done, but 60% of the time it works every time
Skittleballs
Means a quickie is out of the quedtion 99% of the time, and you gotta be suuuuper careful not to hit the cervix aka the female kick in...
Skittleballs
...the balls. At the end of the day, you want a good fit, not that “tiny teen split in the middle by monster cock“ thing.
Skittleballs
Btw sex is still super fun for us, but things are unnecessarily complicated, that's all.