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My 17 year old dog tax :)
Mar 26, 2018 3:11 AM
castlemacaw
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My 17 year old dog tax :)
ILiekToCookAndBake
I fucking blew my load all over theinside of my breifs on the second to last
CheetahFart
That's a Spanish Tortilla with French cheese in the middle
MarioBoon
Apperantly french cooking is always: "add a whole block of Reblochon to it"
Ifyourenotfirstyourelast
IGetAllMyUpvotesFromComments
(Sending 2 hours of head scritches)
supersomatic
nice food, stop motion is a shit way to show it, though
kakapotis8
17!!!
ritscheratsche
What about the creme fraiche?
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stressbunny
My sheltie is also 17 and has an equally uncertain relationship with smooth floors.
castlemacaw
imgursample
And here I am making omelettes with ziplock bags and boiling water.
DrunkKingOfImgur
You tryna double-dip, op?
SuperdeeduperSaiyan
On a french oral exam I wanted to say onion but i realized I never learned that word. So i just said "onion" with a french accent. Oignon
Pooik
French here. Never heard about this recipe, but that looks tasty
Monfreid
What is this mutant?!? You call it du French cooking? Mon cul...
smittycoco
Even the dog looks french
OweMiGurd
Add salt at the end to keep eggs softer and fluffier. Adding salt before cooking stiffens the whites. Chill cunts
OweMiGurd
Sel - salt Poivre - pepper. for the non frenchies Cunts - people. For the non Australian cunts.
memerella
Boop
theblackhole08
Instructions unclear: I tried to peel a potato with one finger as in #1 and it didn't spin around and the skin is still intact.
FineousTPushbottom
That's because you're not french.
theblackhole08
Mais bien sûr ! J'avais tenté d'éplucher la patate en anglais alors qu'il fallait le faire en français. Quel con je fais ! Merci l'ami !
INeverKnowWhattoPutforThisShit
When I remember someone stole my good cast iron
giraffemurse710
omelette du fromage
imgursample
I make those with ziplock bags and boiling water.
damethelog
Hon hon hon. Titty croissant
sassybeckalicious
A second ago I was in love with this PBJ I'm eating. All nostalgic and happy. And then this happens along. POS PBJ *tosses
NihonJinLover
I just ate PB and orange marmalade
rashjocha
sassybeckalicious
This made me laugh all day. thank you for that.
gankable
A PBJ in hand is better than two in the bush on the internet, or whatever.
imonlyhereforusersubmitted
Pear, brie, and jambon, the best!
RedgarRedbeard
https://imgur.com/MLyL1OC
youeitherlikeordislike
POS PBJ new band name dibs
sassybeckalicious
I love how take out mexican food smells - so my (GH) band name is warm salad. - I also have "the bumpy dichroics" :D
AlwaysSomethingHorrible
You need a vocalist? Lmao.
JustAnotherImgurAsshole
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
rashjocha
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
Aha! What is this? How an earth could I miss, such a sweet little succulent crab?
Duros62
Zoot alors! I have meesed one!
castlemacaw
SavageLizardz
Now I stuff you with bread, it don’t hurt, cause you’re dead!!! And oh how lucky you are!!
SerenePrincess013
This movie has always held a special place in my heart. Bc the chef was singing to a dead fish.
AxellTheDragon
#2 If I don't have normal persil, is it ok if I use this type?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
I knew it. It's a Tide ad.
DeKa69
those fucking French, stealing a Spanish recipe as is the tortilla de patata and putting his stinky cheese inside
Hookie
Okay, I'm french...And what the fuck is this ?!!
MagmaSiks
omelette tartiflette remix ?
ComicallyLongUsername
Fun thing, the French word for Potato, "pommes de terre" translates as "Apples of the earth"
BOSSMOPS
In germany we call them "erdäpfel" too :D so earth apple or ground apple
ValenceBond
Better than pomme de cheval.
SteamyVents316
"Earth Apple, Earth Apple... won't you be mine?
ionlywriteinlowercase
In Olde Times, every fruit was refered as an apple
NoUrSeDeyBoA
Putting a reblochon in a spanish omelette is an heresy and does not make your cuisine more french
DenverCoderIX
I'm gonna try something similar to this, but with sliced rulo.
ruferto
anyone have a link to the actual recipe? want to know proportions so i can make it
itsybitsykitsy
3 potatoes, 1 onion, 6 eggs
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
...and one Reblochon.
ruferto
had to look that up - thats a whole lot of cheese for one meal
Bigcurly2000
I don't think it's the kind of thing you need to be super accurate with. Looks like 3 potatoes, 1 onion, 6 eggs.
UmpireD
Looks like more than 6 eggs too. Shows potato/onion going into 6 eggs, then shows eggs on bottom,brie, then pour eggs/potatoes over top
allthingsghibli
The dog looks just like mine. I showed this to my husband and he said 'what the hell, make them give our dog back!'
rashjocha
Oh plz share! OP is my wife and we never see other dogs that look like our sweet old girl.
allthingsghibli
This is one of my favorites of her. She's an old lady, too. https://imgur.com/EhWUN4E
allthingsghibli
It's all in the ears and furrowed brow. <3 My girl sits just like that, too, slidy feet and all. https://imgur.com/VFxBigZ
rashjocha
Omg, that’s our girl! Yeah, she constantly has a stern look on her face, but she’s such a sweetheart. @castlemacaw
castlemacaw
Haha! Another bone mouth Shar Pei! Love them :)
needtwoknow
I thought French omelettes didn't have any browning? This looks more like a Spanish tortillas no?
DenverCoderIX
It's a nice twist on the classic "tortilla de patatas" (potato omelette). Gotta try cooking it soon but with "rulo the cabra" (goat cheese).
Brainlard
Yep it is a Tortilla/Frittata. Also if I read french cooking I'm thinking of Hauté cuisine, not fried potatoes.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
It's the other way around. I read Reblochon, I think French cooking, no matter what else is in there.
frenchcook
And you're soooo missing, my dear friend. French street food FTW !
efemral
Yes that’s the Spanish Omlette my Filo wife makes. And it’s amazing.
jeanpierresexy
Reblochon is French. Omelette is French. I'm French. It's good to be French.. You can also mix me with everything you want. Et voilà !
ionlywriteinlowercase
my omelette have browning, I'm french, therefore french omelettes can have browning
davebeastly
Looks like a frittata to me.
castlemacaw
It is a lot like a Spanish potato omelet (tortilla española) - good catch :)
SpanWolf
I'm from Spain, this was my first thought.
NowdaysNooneIsAnonymousAnymore
The French person in me (i.e. my bf) is horrified by this video.
JackieTreehornProductions
Your BF was in you while watching this and horrified?
zaphalie
As a French I can confirm. This is a crime against cheese. I feel nauseous
WhatTheFrog
As a French, I will just pretend I only saw the first two gifs.
Bullchip
As a French, i will eat this even on breakfast..
The6Mimic
There's no wrong time to eat Reblochon, no wrong way either.
beauchette
French omelettes can be cooked in various ways. That doesn't make them Spanish ^^
DeKa69
you can cook the omelet whit surrender
Kvothe94
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_omelette
NicoVII
But in international kitchen speak a French style omelette is quite specific.
beauchette
Oh I see but "international kitchen speak" doesn't exist, we all see from our point of view. Germans dont eat french fries, 1/
beauchette
they eat "pommes frittes" (and it's from belgium btw ^^), but I get your point about it being a foreign, because I can assure France has 2/
beauchette
a lot of different kinds of scrambled eggs ^^, potatoes, mushrooms, cheese, etc, rare, well cooked, etc but not one with tortilla ^^ ofc 3/3
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
My chick always calls my tortillas burnt .. im like BITCH THAT'S THE FLAVOR! (I grew up in a Mexican family, all i had was burnt tortillas)
Animagi
Yeah well, these so-called facebook French cooking channels aren't doing French cuisine at all. They only drench various things in cheese.
Happax
True, but at least Roblochon is French
Animagi
Yeah it could've been worse haha
ionlywriteinlowercase
Reblochon
Happax
Yes, re
Caabale
I think the oc is from "chef club" page. 90% of their recipes contain cheese, bacon, potatoes and/or pastey...
Animagi
Yup, young people in France are getting obsessed with cheese and bacon so it's only normal for these pages to feature these ingredients in -
Animagi
- their recipes, but it isn't representative of French cuisine. That said, I'm French and I still love cheese and bacon, but sometimes too -
Animagi
- much is too much !
shreddedking
a lot of French food are foods from another region which they have hijacked and label it as French food
Brainlard
Every country has those. In Austria Wiener Schnitzel is from Milan, Gulasch from Hungary, Kipferl/Croissants and coffee from Turkey/Arabia.
thisiskissel
Modern French cuisine was “adopted” from visiting Japanese student chefs in the 60s. Sauce ->
thisiskissel
https://www.google.co.jp/amp/s/www.eater.com/platform/amp/2017/9/7/16244278/japanese-fine-dining-bocuse-tsuji-kaiseki
castlemacaw
It’s just from a cooking club in France so I think it’s fair to say they’re building off of the Spanish dish... but are still French cooks
TheFrenchGirl
Frim a cooking club? Ah, that explains a lot.
Caabale
This is the "chef club" page on fb. It's more a "bacon&cheese" cooking page than a french cooking page.
castlemacaw
/shrug
raminagrobis
France is not a region but a collection of regions with different cultures. There are cultural overlaps between countries near the borders.
shreddedking
sharing similar cultures due to overlap is one thing. calling someone elses dishes as french is another. look at Belgium fries, 1/
shreddedking
originated and cultural pride of Belgium. what did French do? served it to WW2 troops and slapped their label of French fries.
raminagrobis
Only North American call them French fries. Why is a mystery. https://frenchly.us/we-do-we-call-french-fries-french-fries
cyremia11
As a French, we don't call it french fries. Just "frites".