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Feb 1, 2019 2:41 PM
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Kaninja
2: *shortens litre with a capital L. Me: ”What’s that?”
TheV0IDBRINGER
#1 to answer your question, yea every now and then.
olleh132
I’m lindana and I wanna have fun fun fun
StevieTheAussie
Well, at least that Wikipedia guy will be immortalised as a god through memes.
Poliwoggy
When did they start vaccinating against chickenpox?
PedroBenecol
Trumperware
keyblader1985
Once when I was extra hungry, I ate about a quarter of the McChicken wrapper. It started by accident, but then I just kept going.
Chandler15
You interrupted my enjoyment of dump to say I love you? What are you, a nice person? Well guess what? I love you too man, keep it up.
SadistVanilla
ApparentlyIcantcomeupwithavalidusername
#43 just makes me think of Cyanide on Womble's streams
tjluv
Well shucks, ain't that cute
Troyificus
BUT IT'S WRONG!
ManMashine
To be honest some are soo good they deserve to be printed out, framed and hung on the wall. Memes are ART!!
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
Because their IQ is higher than their age.
CaptainWolfNC
#10 Men’s War Horse
goodwitchorbad
OMG! How stupid is our president? Why is he even allowed to speak in public
EatingSnow
#40
mattidude
I love you too.
EvoAngeL
#5 why is Clamps from Futurama in there but the other robot is just some rando?
justthebearnecessities
you want i should give him tHE CLAMPS!??!
astrangehop
He looks like a version of a bending unit.
SquishyMe
Thank you little kitty. You're so right. ❤
mike21731415
#14 whoever has a block like that and uses the top outlet and blocks the bottom one is a monster.
ButIWantedThatOtherUsername
THANK YOU!
TheRibThatGrewBack
#3 Actually, Ferb was already born when the parents met.
UncleShrimp
#6 that's not a rabbit, that's a pigeon!
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
the unit of measurement argument hits home for me when I’m working with tools that are a little off because of metric vs. correct units.
Sephority
#1 um actually Ferb was from the dad's previous marriage
kmuelle6isamom
I'm also like 99% on board with the theory that doof is Candace & Phineas biological father.
OngoGoblogianTheArtCollector
#3*
Sephority
Whoopsie
testzero
#1 literally never. Y'all are sick. You probably don't peel back the napkin wrapping your sandwich all the way either, do you?
Magicflutefreddie
#1 looks like frozen steak until you see that it's held between two fingers.
Pheehelm
That was what I saw at first too.
Borrael
I just want you tell that you?
ManMashine
skwint
We need to invent a new version of kelvin, with 0 at absolute zero and a rate of change of +1 kelvin = +1 farenheit.
antebellumCerebellum
You mean like rankine? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rankine_scale
ManMashine
or just use Celsius :o
Tarsthefunnyrobot
As an American mechanical engineer
Wallerwilly
Yep, sometimes we contracted pieces from the US and doing plans for both units was a PITA.
ManMashine
Drives11
I like Fahrenheit, it's range is really cold to really hot, Celsius's range is kinda cold to dead.
ManMashine
smcholewa9000
That’s Detroit for you.
Ellipirell
Just imagine being the only one there who isn’t a undercover cop...
ManMashine
I'd just claim to be from the Cocaine Importing Agency and if anyone would ask too many questions i'd have say "It's classified."
astrangehop
"I spent two weeks growing this stupid mustache, who's going for coffee?"
ManMashine
SilkyAvenger
To milk people with more money than sense.
sofacoin
Newer iPhones have no headphone jack, so bluetooth is the only option. Airpods are good wireless earphones sold in the same stores. (1/2)
sofacoin
Between brand loyalty, convenience & quality, iPhone users get them & want these. But connected pairs are smarter and much cheaper. (2/2)
ElephantKid
Cuz apple buying money cows. Thats why
ThomasThundersword
so that they don't get lost. now when i was young i though man wireless earbuds world be lit, but you'd need to strap them together 1/2
ThomasThundersword
2/2 to avoid losing them and that is just annoying and stupid. but i guess the wires won't break, but batteries. nah whole idea is stupid
RoadskiN
Couldn't they at least have it like a "battery chain" that charges the pods while you use them?
MiguelCardoso808
No Jedi ordered a clone army. He checked before going there.
JarOfImperfectSaltes
Money
Kodaxmax
To confirm, the entire point of airbuds is to be wireless and discreet right?
Volgax364
Their sole purpose is to flaunt how rich you are.
TheBlackWindHowls
When does Apple ever do "discreet"?
Kodaxmax
Once upon a time their main design concern was sleek and discrete, they were the ones toting all in one pcs for example
stigmaoftherose
Discreet? They are like 5 inches sticking out of the ear that are unnecessary just because it was cheaper to use the same plastic mold
Excludos
Don't think the mold has anything to do with it. Apple wants people to see people using their products.
stigmaoftherose
It's the same plastic that the wired ones used even if it's for show it just saved money same mold.
moparornocar27
Is it really unnecessary? I thought there'd be some component in there
Excludos
You can make them small enough to fit wholly inside the ear no problems. It's completely unnecessary
theMartzSound
Actually, you kind of need to point the microphone at the mouth.
Kodaxmax
well i never claimed they were good at it
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ThisBoyIsExtremelyLARGE
Trust me, everybody knows they’re just a way for more money but they are actually good products
ImpressiveVeryNice
so they dont fall off
ImpressiveVeryNice
it's not connected to your phone so its still noce
idontevenlookatusernames
You can buy Bluetooth headphones, that are practically the same as airpods+strap, for $30. With apple, that won't even buy you the cord.
CorgiSpaceKing
It’s apple what did you expect :D