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Cat tax FP Edit: Thank you! Send funny cats!
edisonurmedicine
But the cat in the hat is canadian
kingoftacos
i thought sleepy was when you want to go to sleep and tired is when you want to stop moving
codenamex
my DM is also patiently awaiting educational materials about nudes.
1234sure4321
Anonyfurb
#7 I do this at work all the time. I give people two 'Bless you's, the third one is a 'fuck you'. Sometimes I forget and tell them to stfu
Rivalyn
For #8 it's the shoulders and the cut of the shirt that does that. Women usually can't remove their shirts like men do.
bayardthebloodhound
Attention ladies and gentlemen, do not use the 800 numbers easily seen as fake if not careful. You have to have max charisma for it to work.
Urrurrual
I only have a 16 in charisma, but I'm proficient in charisma saving throws and deception. Think I can manage it?
bayardthebloodhound
As long as they have negative stats from the drinking. But you have a chance its like 88%.
Urrurrual
nat twenty! http://imgur.com/3m3nIbn
helloit
I accidentally told my gf to shut da fuck up. My ex gf.
Protectron1
#9 and then the whole classroom clapped
VaultDweller502
I do the girl shirt crossed arm thing...
Thotsauce12
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attofreak
Who is that "Well, technically" dude? As an Indian, he resonates with me.
Samoflange
"$200 plus +"
ddbrown30
"17 year old man"
ivanabetterusername
The fact that it's a toll free number won't make them suspicious...
Heysuckmybatarang
It might be easier to get away with if they hand you their phone and you put it in yourself. Then by the time they go to call, you're gone
boonearoo
That's when you just change the existing "mom" contact to your name. Then tell him to text you something interesting later.
Killertortilla
#4 Oh that's cute, you should see the australian ones.
DiegoTan
In Poland we have photos of destroyed lungs, damaged fetuses, burnt eyes, etc. Do you have the same?
ShotsAlmighty
#11 is my new phone wallpaper
Specialkay007
You stole my cat
SwedishspeakingFinn
Specialkay007
Not even an apology?
SwedishspeakingFinn
Specialkay007
Exactly the childishness I'd expect from a cow in disguise
blargedyblargedy
About the shirt thing, I don't know about other ladies but for me it's because my tits get in the way.
apcolleen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xXJh6KGjuA
edisonurmedicine
I dont believe u can u prove it
Korruptio
I recall from an extended version that the general design of men's and women's shirts are different; men's are usually wider 1/2
Korruptio
Whereas women's aren't quite as wide, and if a man had a "girly-fit" shirt on, it'd be easier to take off in the "girly" way, and vice-versa
SniperTeamTango
1/2 See Im a guy and just tried the behind the neck thing and ended up practically choking myself for a second, so clearly thats not how I
SniperTeamTango
2/2 normally do it, but for the life of me I cant remember how now...
ObiSeanFlurNobi
I usually do one hand on the front and one behind my neck.
lupinic
There's a further series of posts that explain the logic behind the difference.
blargedyblargedy
2. Yesterday I tried to clean and jerk (lifting) and I just smashed my tits into my neck. Only once, but my instructor saw and we laughed.
TickleMyPickleForANickel
Previously saw the "17 yr old ww3" meme on another dump and was in a trance, saving all these pictures and memes and I accidentally
TickleMyPickleForANickel
Saved that picture and I just took a second to think....I'm not a guy and I'm not 17...
legitchrispratt
#1, disclaimer: only applies to females
EnterTheMongoose
whatsupdoccy
Why?
legitchrispratt
Because no one wants to help men be adults. We're on our own. While it's extremely easy for women to get sugar daddies to provide for them.
canadianmaplesizzurp
Wtf
legitchrispratt
People don't like to hear general truths I guess.
TheVampireDante
Plus, a lot of us just don't give a shit. "Something went wrong? Was it my fault? No? Quit botherin' me then..."
AGloomyYou
Yeah it's not like there's a female equivalent of a sugar daddy or anything
legitchrispratt
Right, like sugar mommas are equally common. I'd be shocked if the ratio was even as close as 20:1
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
How does anyone hate Les Miserables?
Bb4816
They found the heavy-handed use of light and dark imagery to be ridiculous and unenjoyable
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
The way Hugo wrote and published it piece by piece, the heavy-handedness is understandable.
Bb4816
Understandable is not the same as enjoyable.
Samoflange
Is it French for "Moody Lesley"?
ElleKayAre
Oh, it's super easy.
batlrar
I've met fans of the book who think the musical is a piece of garbage that doesn't represent the original story.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
I'm a fan of the book. I'd like to see the musical. The latest movie they made cut a lot of characters, but it's many books long.
Janthran
It's the only movie I've ever seen whose title describes not only all of the characters, but also the cast and entire audience.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
I've never performed it, but I've read it and watched it and I was far from miserable.
Janthran
i actually didn't hate it, but it's not my thing. the above sentence is just the best review i've ever seen for a movie
SuedeCaramel
They watched the whole thing in one sitting? Individual songs = great. The whole damn thing at once = fucking punishing.
ColonelCouch
Are we talking the film or the show because that description doesn't fit either in my opinion
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
The only punishing thing about the latest movie was Fantine's descent. And I don't think of the movie first, I think of the book.
okayqueso
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
They don't sing as much in the book.
MRSHomerJSimpson
Why are they all so surprised?
chocolatecatwizard
They're not, it's just that yawns are contagious
okayqueso
Because they had to sing through the entire movie
okayqueso
I mean musical
TouchMeInTheMoonlightAnus
I think Les Mis is technically an Opera, because it's all sung.
DanDanDaaaaannnnn
Just tell them you don't want to give them your number.
AGloomyYou
Key word here is creep. It's for the persistent ones who won't be dissuaded by "no thanks, I'm not interested"
Some1OnceToldMe
You don't think we've tried that? Plus really drunk guys can get aggressive and physical. Safer to just trick them.
phantomgallery
give them the vault tec support hotline, nothing says gtfo my face like the apocalypse
Becca9904
Yeah, that don't always work babe. I've been physically cornered by a guy who wanted my number.
allmylifeihadalumpinthebackofmyneckalwaysalump
I've known women who were beaten by strangers after avoiding giving their numbers, unfortunately it's a scary risk. :(
AriaYuki
then it's a challenge for them. handing out a fake is much easier.
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
They don't always accept that, and will keep begging to the point of following you out to your car.
TheFrostyNips
These people need to rethink their lives.
wickedcor
But who would believe you had a 1-800 number or even a number outside the area code? How dumb are the guys hitting on you?
sweetnaivety
with cell phones becoming more used than landlines, weird area codes are more common now
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
I know the rejection hotline has several numbers, and there was one that was pretty local to me. I memorized that one.
soliddreams
These are the people that call you a slut for not wanting to give them your number, you figure it out
wickedcor
Fair point.
LindsyLovesLemons
the 1800 ones wont work unless they give you their phone to enter your info. As for the area code... "I lived in seattle during college... "