Secret Santa: Late as hell edition (Thanks International Post)

After a wonderful fuck-up by the post office (meaning it was a fucking month late. Shitheads.) I was pleasantly surprised by this ripper of a parcel.

Wonder what the fuck this could be?

No fucking idea where it came from. Ikea, shark fin and even a map. Still got fuck all clue aye.

Filled to the brim. Fuck yeah.

This fucker was a bit of a clue. Deduced it to definitely not an aussie cunt. We're getting somewhere now!

How to speak fucking Swedish? Must be one of them Russian bastards.

Handy for figuring out how to tell someone to Fack themselves in Czech though.

And a fucking powerpoint?! You get a fucking raise mate!

That's my mate in the chopper. Steve's a mad cunt.

Putin is definitely a known shark rider down here. Fuckers got riding skills better than Kim K

Poor form from the fucking Croc. Pussy.

Made a great Sandman the other day. Fucker still melted

Looks fancy as fuck. No fucking clue though.

Awww yissss. Motha fuckin' lollies. I think. Fucked if i know

Who gives a shit it's got beer in it!

If this shit also goes cold, imma need about 3 tonnes of the fucking stuff

My fiance is gonna get fucking pelted when she gets home from work. Imma gonna soak the fuckers in cold beer

I've never eaten what I can only guess is a Mooses dick. First time for everything.

More moose limbs? Sign me right the fuck up

Is that... Reindeer?! What's you do to Rudolph you sick Polish fuck?!

Not a fucking clue what these are. One said Nougat so I can only assume it's some kind of fruit

These fuckers. These fuckers riiiiiight here. Shits legit as fuck. 10/fucking 10 would rest my beer on and plot the downfall of the sith

The whole she-bang. Fucking A!

Seriously a huge massive enormous thank you to @Badlyphotoshopedconfucedfloofygiraff your awesome gift made the wait well worth it.

Merry Chrustmas, Happy New Year and stay awesome you fuckers