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Meanwhile in the Philippines...
They won't attack or eat you. Strict fruit diet.
The heart attack you get from encountering them may send you six-foot under.
FP Edit: first time front page, yey! (I'm single) you know what to do i guess
BigDaddyRome
Christopher Moore FTW!
MarvinSuggsMuppaphone
Cute, giant frugivores!!
dogmatix
they're cute as fuck and quite friendly. Rabies though.
HenryLongfellowIII
Trash pandas carry rabies too.. a substantial minority of them.
dogmatix
oh really? Dammit. They're so damn cute I would definitely have tried to pat one if I encountered one while travelling to the US.
HenryLongfellowIII
The wild ones will scuttle away & avoid humans, hiss at them etc. They're not really scared of humans. Dogs they are afraid of.
hajimedj
I like sky puppies, no matter how large or small
DaShanghaiKid
You like rabies and ebola too?
ScarecrowSticks
slagathorstiffnips
I thought the first pic was cosplay.
Chanticlier
(1 of 2) Moved to Australia from USA. Was hanging out laundry. One of these flew over me. Sounded like satan flapping into my soul....
Chanticlier
Screamed out "WHAT THE FUCK" ran inside and left the rest of the laundry to fend for itself.
MellowtoMelancholyforawhile
How big do these things get?
Chanticlier
About big as a small dog lol. Imagine a jack russel with huge wings
TheSidRatKid
Nope nope nope . . . Get right the f*** outta here with that s***
MrBreasticle
I thought they were cute until that last pic
JeffersonSalesrs
He is in the guard dog mode.
CerealMaster123
I love bats they are so cute
AssCreamSundae69
Yeah until you see the last one hanging in front of you when your gonna take a whizz at 2am outside in Cambodia:
Ijustreallylikecatsandcorgis
Same here but dude my heart just stopped for a sec
lileve
Omg!! That’s scary
LinkinPiper
i5trucker
Holy shit those are huge
n3ckr0mantic
Bullshit; I know a demon when I see one
dropitlikefscott
Ffffffuck that at 3am when you stumble home from the bar.
waitwtf
12/10 fuck nope...
kelestofkels
Dracula shit makes sense now.
TurboStonr
Your dog looks...kinda weird
imAUser
"sup" last pic
PUNISHER88
ricekickJR
Im from the phils, i remember our old elementary school attic had swarms of them. Some flew in our rooms sometimes. Got used to it lol
willundrskor
yeah I would run around screaming my dick off if one of those just flew the fuck in my room.
ricekickJR
Most subs wouldnt want to teach there cuz of it so sometimes wed have classes outside lol
CallMeRif
But do they get really that big though? Its just pure horror seeing that huge thing flapping its wings on your attic.
ricekickJR
Nah not that big no oh god lol. They were normal size but quite a few of them flappin around
easybrz
What is normal sized? In Canada bats are the size of sparrows.
Dabadoo
My wife's from leyte, never saw them. What part are you from?
ElbowDeepInAMoose
What...what if he takes my banana? How will I measure things and stuff......???
cattywumpus
They're adorable. And vectors of horrible diseases. But adorable.
FistPumpMyJunk
Damn what kind fruit they feeding them?
Stefanathanafus
Does anybody else see this bats gigantic ween and sack.
DiabolicalCats
How did you get the beans over the frank?
NLP32
Thank you. Yes!
dmay1210
Oh, I am sure a lot of pervs we're looking like you did.
Seminole4ever
Needs a banana for scale.
madlisa
They did have one in the second pic, but the bat nommed it all
NoxiousRed
proracing53
MissConduct10
Amne01
ElbowDeepInAMoose
fatguyinnalittlecoat
Just admiring the shape of your skull.
Supafly25
Somebody better get some golf shoes or we will never make it out alive.
ElbowDeepInAMoose
TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
WarriorSuperman
The movie this comes from is bat-shit insane. Pun intended.
AlpacaMyBagsAndGo
What movie?
OpticRocky
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
SandboxMagician
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Gram2021
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas. The whole movie is basically a drug trip that makes no god damn sense. Tobey McGuire has a fun part in it.
WarriorSuperman
Benicio Del Toro is the best part of the movie. But it really has no plot. I felt violated by most of it. Lol
lovehandlesmessiah
He’s weird in it, so pretty much as expected.
Badsequence
It's just a story of some of the shit Hunter S. Thompson got up to in his lifetime!
kaboosh5353
Watched it for the first time on acid, Im glad you said it didnt make sense cause I have no idea what happened to me
BootyMcButtface
“Fear and loathing in Las-Vegas” I believe
twerps
fawlayer
So... Jack Sparrow, Spiderman, and Taneleer Tivan go on a road trip...
Validek
I want one as a pet
EternalLaughter
SMELL THEM FIRST. OH GOD THE SMELL
FirstClassTicketToHell
It's kind of a Christmas book, but read The Stupidest Angel by Christopher Moore. One of the main characters has one that wears Ray Bans.
MoonAcorns
Or read ANYTHING by Moore! It may not be relevant to the material at hand, But they are great reads!
DreadPierateRoberts
Weird thoug
FirstClassTicketToHell
We actually have two cats named after his characters, Biff from Lamb and Pocket from Fool. Amazing writing, I cried from laughing so hard.
Ringshadow
MegaBattie, Batzilla the Bat, and Batusi Nights are bat rescue channels on youtube! Enjoy!
Pherlin
You'd be the pet.
DickPicEnthusiast
You'd have rabies or whatever.
Validek
I for one welcome my new battery overlords
Pherlin
*Bat Tery. That's his name now.
whatintarnation9
They die of loneliness as pets.
greg54js
Is that why people keep multiple? So that they aren't lonely? I never though of them as a group animal outside of where they sleep.
Validek
Then I will have a whole colony of them