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magila
Maybe 6 foot 4 inches is two measurements.
TheobromineAddict
"I'm not impressed with the size of your organ."
"Hey, I didn't know I'd be playing in a cathedral!"
Noob3rts
He may not be a professional virgin, he may just not want the advances..
SpanWolf
Woah woah woah, don't let Twitch catch you using that language.
that300ZXguy
He knows what he's doing ?!
TableLamp
I think he means hes still 6ft 4in tall in bed but hes sideways, as in hes lying down.
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
YouMightHateMe
Just below "Not Bad", but just above "This is disappointing."
IWouldDoThings
Omg he's cute
lionel1024
"What is your angle?" "Uh, about 30°"
AdamGenesis
Wouldn't that be 4"x6'?
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Y’know, there’s a way to find out that can be kind of fun, too!
TheComediaNN
Imperial system. How barbaric...
Mobouncetotheoz
As a hetero woman that's a trash question
Moljnir
Just say, “you ever see one of those outie belly buttons? I call it my third nipple.”
Moljnir
Hey babe at least we can scissor
NoFarmAfterKarlHungus
In his defense who the fuck asks “how big are you in bed” and not “how big is your dick”
IchiNiisan
two virgins trying to sext
Thewinterisstillhere
Probly some fake non-english girl trying to scam you.
skincancerisfun
Next message is 'Send a pic, with your face and drivers license in the frame so I know its you'
wailbait
Just about 3 inches, but it smells more like a foot. -AvE
hattiesburglar
Premium dad joke right there.
SodomySnake
It might be short, but it suuure is thin!
fennecbutt
In his defence he was probably answering like that cause not every guy wants to be judged like that
barf1189
unless you got an impressive shlong. I'd wanna be judge like that if I were in that category
CurbYourClassWar
Gotta meet their checklist...
MiraIsABear
In my experience, I usually get photographic evidence before I want to ask the question
FirstClassTicketToHell
Limited sample size, but with the two guys I've been with this year I ended up with hands on experience first.
SomeDetroitGuy
I just don't get why guys do that. I moderate a dating subreddit and we have to ban guys daily for posting dick pics.
Fairemont
Same as I am out of bed.
darkmyst30
How much do you weigh?
goofgoose
jazzhandpanda
I've got laser eyes, and I know what you're thinking, it comes as no surprise, Christmas lights are blinking
LottaVibrata
Im so high i thought this was a haiku after I read it and had to read it again.
jazzhandpanda
My kinda people! It's from Sifl and Olly. https://youtu.be/AJWSu9M4ffQ
LottaVibrata
rdmguy
sickofyourcrap
Same size lying down.
The2Twenty
Banana for scale?
88wut
Maybe he’s not interested.
WyrdDarcnyzz
There once was a genie with a ten foot weenie, so he showed it to the lady next door. She thought it was a snake, so she beat it with a rake
WyrdDarcnyzz
Now it's only one foot four.
silentwolf1999
6 inchs here
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Im also 6'4". Those are two measurements.
passbi
Oh buddy lol
AllinTheHouse
The length of My phone. A20, -__^
RampantWolf
Guy be walking around like a measuring square.
isaypoopythingabecausemostofyouannoyme
She told me to give her 8 inches and make it hurt, so I stuck it in twice and punched her in the face.
jimmythehat1
As a nurse, can confirm: height and penis size are not proportional. I've probably placed thousands of foleys. It varies like crazy
marshmallowtuff
This is literally my tinder bio except I'm a girl
GoldFrieza
Im confused but also very interested
PlaidBastard
I'm 199 centimeters. That's not two measurements, because I'm not a 3 foot tall dwarf with a 3 foot dong.
notyourmommasinfidel
girlfartjapan
Ryebread91
I didn't
HellaPictureSeeing
UncleSlam123
Got a real thigh slapper there, eh?
russianaturi
Im uncomfortable with the amount of motion im seeing through those pants
AeonQuasars
Or intrigued? Either one of the best looking shemale I have seen so far or she is into pegging. Win/win.
russianaturi
Hey, its been a rough year...both?
billbobagsh0t350
ChrisThrasher
Oddly, I always thought this was kind of mean/rude. If I ask a woman her cupsize, I don't think I'd fair too well.
Arracor
She ain't about to shove her tits up your vagina though, is she..? That's a bit of a false equivalency there.
ChrisThrasher
Hahaaha wait what? No, it is not a literal comparison. It's foremost things in the back of peoples heads when they interact romantically.
ChrisThrasher
And I mean I'm all for the ....chestage of the boobage..upon the peen. But still. No..it is still close in similarity.
aji7sai
TBF girls stuff is on display, so to speak - wouldn't offend me. Also just cupsize would tell you nothing. Also think it's a little fair
dickwaffles
Wouldn't it be rude if i ask how tight her pussy is? Or how flappy her labia is?
aji7sai
As I've personally had men on the smaller side start crying or have um issues. So vetting that might be nice.
aji7sai
I've also had too big and that hurts man, hahah! But I understand why it's rude (I never ask).
ChrisThrasher
Not everyone can be Hercules. lol But hey. As long as we understand each other and talk to each other.... ^_^
th3guy
How big them titties tho?
ChrisThrasher
Best case. She was a pretty blond with an H cup. Unfortunately, I never got to hit it cause I had no car. At 32 yrs of age. She bailed after
Trowserbear
I didnt know virgins had a pro division lol
nalananda
Seriously though who the fuck asks that?
Silverforte
someone who has casual sex and doesn't care about anyone else
saucenes5
maybe they want to be responsible and make sure they have the right size condoms
DarkMagic1516
Someone who probably wants to fuck the other person.
deadlysneeze
How damn big is that vaganer?
RogerMurtaugh
I believe it's called a vagene
Mellamew
Cliterally speaking? Pretty big.
L1NS4S4URUS
I'm pronouncing that va-gay-nor haha
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
"Big enough that when you insert it sounds like you're pounding Gak slime"
Criscartersfallguys
SometimesIWalkFunny
Asking the real questions around here... hahaha
nosoupforoldmen
Big enough to vagine my new table
Chickenlicker
well yeah, vaginas do come in different sizes and depths. can't really blame chicks for preferring the right fit.
deadlysneeze
Kiss ass
Chickenlicker
whose ass am i kissing?
deadlysneeze
Paige?
aji7sai
alternatively: if that dick be too big, no thanks haha
DonKeydic
Whatcha drankin
usedpatiofurniture
I knew this girl once who SERIOUS about a minimum 10" requirement. 25.4 centimeters for my non American readers.
whatIdontknowcouldfillawarehouse
I know her. She never mentioned you though
usedpatiofurniture
Of course she wouldn't. That's how I know she was serious about her requirements!
hoshanabanana
I'M HALF THE MAAAN I NEEED TO BEEE
SomeDetroitGuy
Good luck to her then. That limits her partners to porn stats and Steve. Hope she and Steve meet up.
getguds
scuba steve damn you!
FeloniousMonk13
Like stickin ya dick in a jar of mayonnaise bro
CleanLeQueefer
Dukes or Hellman’s?
Isi151e
I bet she could suck a softball through a garden hose though
TakenCourier
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
MarkWatneysVicodinPotato
He's answering the question, he's got a 6' dick the poor guy.
SirBillington
For all of those replying, I'm not sure you understand that the single apostrophe means feet, and the double is inches. 6'=6ft.
FathmereCrowley
He calls it his firehose
Poopoopeepeevagina
All these people upvoting have dicks under 6 inch
OrkoTheMagician
Or understand how measurements are notated.
MarkWatneysVicodinPotato
Or perhaps we do and are having fun with the joke.
OrkoTheMagician
I don’t think there’s any way the person I responded to knows.
Scorch052
' = foot, " = inch. Lotta replies don't seem to realize this lol
Arracor
I'm doing my part. ;D
xmorpheus42
Isn’t 6’ above average?
CurbYourClassWar
More like micro if all you care about is porn and bad dragons apparently.
Inkliest
Up to half an inch above average in places. People just don’t have a concept of what’s normal for it.
Fairemont
Three inches, right? Right!?
Arracor
Yes, 6 feet is *significantly* above average and you should seek medical attention.
Arracor
(PS: inches are notated with " )
TheJellyfishh
MarkWatneysVicodinPotato
I'm only 4' and very self conscious about it
Arracor
I'd be self-conscious too if I was slinging a 4 foot cock. Where do you hide it all..??
MarkWatneysVicodinPotato
It's like a belt. I have it pierced so I can clip it in.
youcantgiveAbabybooze
It ain't the meat it's the motion
grandestoptimist
It’s actually the ocean itself, some only let the largest vessels pass through, others are open to all kinds.
youcantgiveAbabybooze
Then they're shallow puddles, not oceans. With little imagination or effort to offer
GhoulsJustWannaHaveFun
Mines 4m unfortunately. Sometimes I think about what it must be like being one of those lucky 6m Peter's..
IWasACatAllAlong
You need to google what an inch, and what a meter is.
Iknowphotoshop
4 meters is pretty impressive my man.
Arracor
Sir if it's 4 meters long that's not a penis, it's an anaconda. Please contact animal control, and avoid sudden movements.
chillpigeon
His anaconda don’t want nuns
Godawful8888
You shouldn't be. My husband is about 4.5' and he rocks my world
Arracor
Nothing wrong with short guys, we were talking about freakishly large penises here though. :3
MarkWatneysVicodinPotato
So is she.