VerylargeTardigrade
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Jun 9, 2017 5:25 PM
VerylargeTardigrade
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Twichy
StarvingGarbage
Metal doesn't float. Metal ships are held up by magnetism. Teach the controversy.
ThatThog
Well, that really floats my goat.
JanoahDavis42688
Teach, go home already you had too many.
FFFS
Don't forget Henry Bessemer's technique for the mass-production of steel.
Turtleproof
They float because it's part of God's plan.
pangyre
Archimedes’ screw you!
cryogenian
Eureka!
aWiseSageOnceSaid
And with a ship that size, also needs the gyroscopic effect!
GQPisadeathcult
Grandpa humor meets science = twice as dorky.
Zlimeboi
Don't forget digested buffet!
GuaiLoh
Hehe that's the Disney Fantasy. Worst water slide ever!
Snover56
How do you know it's not the Dream?
ItsAmaliaB
Because the Dream isn't total shit
hwatL4bloopy
I usually reply with "the desplacement of water" is this answer no longer correct
sarcastico
Urethra!
Thatllbuffrightout
F(buoy) = rho(liquid)*V(object submerged)*g
Ajd165
Basically it's that the boyancy is equal to the weight of the fluid displaced.
AngelRick
The buoyant force is equal to the density of the liquid times the volume of liquid displaced times gravity.
RisingPhoenix92
Looks like a dream
FuriousDawg11
Wuz314159
Screw you Archimedes.
ChasSaucey
For the gravity or your crime
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Thewayofthebear
This was also nice.
Smogmonster
This deserves more recognition. Have my green up arrow.
SirDistic
Right? What did Archimedes ever do for anyone, anyway?
TeflonTrout
God I love this
Passionfish
no, this was Archimedes' screw https://media1.britannica.com/eb-media/75/103875-004-5F8D1D0E.jpg
CrazyFinnishGuy
Technically it's the phenomenon that the principle describes that floats the boat... Just to be a nitpick.
blewb
Technically a phenomenon is just a subjective concept and the boat just floats.to grasp that mentally one uses the concept.
Sniper08
Technically correct being the best kind of correct is the phenomenon that boats my float.
blackbenetavo
Ha! Saw this while I was in the middle of also being a pedant.
avalone
He's a Finn
GregKeen
Damn. Are we the same person? I was just about to say this.
n8wishim
I'm also this person, and my wife is also Brian.
Exactually
Incineroared
Vergenbuurg
DOK-TOAR! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK? "I HAVE NO IDEA!"
Asshats
What is this from?
Exactually
This is from a Team Fortress 2 update a while ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc
Asshats
Thanks!