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via: How to Dad
"No babies were harmed in the making of this video"
Puree apple pie: https://youtu.be/tJecSlyid14
Imdownwiththat
This does look like New Zealand...is this in Redwood forest? Craters of the Moon? Lake Taupo?
SaintSebastian
As a gay man, my ovaries are exploding. Didn't even know I had 'em.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
We get it, you don't shoot blanks.
DontPurpleRainOnMyParade
each shot is actually a different baby
acme64
a few million, potentially
cookiezwithaxes
Classic kiwi dad stuff. Churr.
Greymalum
Says the dude with only one kid.
Pallarerogram
Thank you Jon Snow
Somethingslightlyseedy
Up vote Aotearoa
rumpyforeskin
Plini
CharmanderShepard
I used to think keeping kids on a leash was cruel, but then I realized children are little shits. Little shits that wander...
whatthefuckclaire
Love this guy's videos
old4chan
That was adorable
HowTheHellDoYouSayImgur
Is this that same guy that did how to hold a baby?
BigDaddyBloom
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danieltorresss
I think the Ridgeline gives it away!
bufferkiller
This is accurate.
PuckinFissed
I read your wordpress and it made me happy.
bufferkiller
Thank you. :)
hellotheregovenah
God I love babies so tiny and adorable! Like drunk ppl really
auddan
Yeah, but then they get older
hellotheregovenah
"I shall make more!! " (Lifts finger in the air and looks at husband) husband is like wtf is she doing?
Fairdinkums
Prepare your loins!
AngryValkyrie
Yeah, the wobbly walking, the crying for no reason, the eating weird food, running around with no pants and falling asleep anywhere.
lomulick
That's my hometown!! +1 for rotovegas
marvelboy
DILF
purrincess
Super DILF in the video with that accent!
HerschelWalkerCuylerThemDawgsIsHellDontThey
My thoughts exactly.
Supprisinglybirdsinmyfruitfeeder
Shoutout to Rotorua!
LurlineLumpkin
I would like to know where each of these places were.
lomulick
Rotorua museum, Te Puia, rotorua lake front and the redwoods.
AstralMarmot
He's got a real Kit Harrington vibe to his face.
TheGreenHornet
+1 for dadding properly. My daughter is almost 7 and I still try to get her on my shoulders as much as possible cause times running out.
bimpnottin
I loved when my father did that with me :) +1 for being an awesome dad
OSCgal
I have vague memories of being carried by my dad, and they still make me feel warm & fuzzy.
oceanskysforever
My other favorite memory was when he'd lay down a blanket for me, and I'd lay on it and he'd roll me up like a taco. Struggle out and repeat
oceanskysforever
Do you face her, hold her hands and let her run up your legs? I did it all the time when I was a kid with my dad.
TheGreenHornet
Not as much anymore. That one's getting hard on the back.
Skawomplious
Ain't it the truth.
Kektimus
Aaaaaaw... yeah there'll be a day when my tiny 2.5 year old is too big to be carried too I guess. Makes me a bit sad.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
It's when you realize why your parents would snuggle you to embarrassment as you got older
TeenageHandM0del
My oldest isn't even 3 yet and I'm already sad thinking about how one time when I pick him up it will be the last time.
HeinrichVictory
Never miss leg day and, on her wedding day, carry her down the aisle on your shoulders.
beleginwaffle
YES!
TheGreenHornet
Lol, she might be taller than me by then.
HeinrichVictory
Awesome. Have her put on a extra-long trench coat and only reveal yourself when you guys get to the altar.
BlackDragoness
One day your parents put you down, and never pick you up again.
tumblrcansuckmybum
I'm planning on hitting the gym to build my muscles up because I struggle to lift my 5 y/o. Had a rough pregnancy last year lost some mass.
TheGreenHornet
That's probably one of the saddest realities of being a parent.
BlackDragoness
And a child.
Anakindergarden
Told my mom this one day, and jumped in her arms. I'm 1.82 and 100kg. She was ok with it.
egaode
You left out the bit on the bridge where he's running going "shitshitshitshitshit". Watch it with audio!
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Those little buggers start running faster the closer you get to them
Blackcoog
Yup, my favorite part. It is definitely worth a watch. His other video isn't bad either: https://youtu.be/S1BR_t0ecoA
DontPurpleRainOnMyParade
I got you fam, it's in the third gif
egaode
But there is no subtitle for the shitshitshitshit
DontPurpleRainOnMyParade
I knnnnnow! I laughed so much at that. I need to upgrade my skills to do that!
zombiemanlives
didnt know kylo ren had children
Serissas
We get it. You have a twat goblin
nigglemaster
I'll gobble your twat.
underlord2132
Holy fuck can you imagine someone just handing you a baby and running off.
pxlphile
As a father these are accurate af. But these videos are also pretty cute :)
Whatisthesecretofsoylentgreen
Always upvote Rotovegas!
aer0nz
Fuck yeah Rotorua, best mountain biking in the world
nutmeggle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJecSlyid14
iPooDaily
New Zealand?
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lomulick
That's the rotorua museum
ijustimguredtosay
You are right, I was mistaken
lomulick
Chur bro
samthepea
She'll be right.
Peacht3a
NEW ZEALANDIA
looseasamoose
The sauce it well worth it
YORANDOM
Jurassic Park set
aliiak
New Zealand.
LadyBob
I love this beautiful country
jjwooble
New Zealand!
Kyease
Yeah! The map he's holding in #5 is from Rainbow Springs in Rotorua, NZ. I was there a few months ago! :)
theRealWhiterunGuard
Skyrim
notapedo
I think the Ridgeline gives it away!
CaliCrow
For me it was the giant statue of the Kiwi bird.
newzealandisthebestcountry
It's the "she'll be right" that got me
KahnNZ
I'd say the "hiking gumboots" gave it away.
Dyslexicglove
Seems a lot like NZ
LordArcho
It is :)
ImNooneAndNobody
Complicated Australia?
Level8Gazebo
Complicated how? Put on your jandels, grab yourself a bag of fish and chips, find yourself a beach and your good.
farc0ugh
Non-lethal* Australia
hazrin
My home country, she'll be right is our nations motto
Peacht3a
MY HOME CITY ;)
thisisrachels
Ahhh bro... she'll be right is Australian. We wouldn't try to claim cher or jandals.
KahnNZ
I don't think either country can claim it, it's to prevalent but we'll compromise and call it Australiasian, unlike Pavlova which is ours!
SalazaarXionon
Eeeyy hello fellow kiwis!
aer0nz
up2 g
ilovemyhusband
Rotorua
fudgepuppyorangecake
I live there now :D
ilovemyhusband
I am going to need you to mail me a bacon, egg and cheese pie from Gold Star bakery - the thing I miss most about Rotorua
fudgepuppyorangecake
Hmm I'll look into it if you're serious. where abouts are you living now?
ilovemyhusband
I left the country and I am living in California. I doubt it would make it here :(
Elminst
Honeymooned there in November. Lovely place. Smell wasn't as bad as the Customs lady said.
drunkill
The best smelling town in New Zealand!
porcupinebuttsniffer
Cant ever eat eggs without being reminded of it all. Good times.
iPooDaily
Thought so, was there last month!
CaptainSpanx
Yay! I live there! Born and raised :)
prayingpolarbear
Lucky you, awesome spot.
freightfright
I was there a few days ago and freaked out when I saw the Redwoods and the museum in the video. Great city, loved it!
CirB
Went there a year ago. Cool place. Sucks I couldn't handle the sulphur, had to leave after just two days with a seriously sore throat.
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
"Smelley velley" as my grandfather used to call it. Awesome place.
mwoodman
Yay, I lived there as a kid. This was like watching home movies.
HoneyWhereIsMySuperSuit
*Rotovegas ;)