Random dump while I wait on my husband

Feb 2, 2019 8:51 PM

MaiqTheLiar5

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#5 *CRINGE WARNING*

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#17 you're just gonna save this picture to your phone and then never use it, just like me

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29 - aaaand taking to the stage...lemon garlic dropout!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So my stripper name is Nothing Everything :/

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Moon Moon

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I hope things get better fren

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ranch Ugly.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Italian wife

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess that makes me Balsamic Gender Non-Conforming

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Ranch masturbater

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#29 Blue Cheese Everything

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Blue Cheese Not a Lawyer...

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Thousand Island Never Calls

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The answer to the riddle is 12. You add ALL the numbers pointing to a middle row number together, as single digits. 72-99 = 7+2+9+9 = 27.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Balsamic Aggression

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Maybe this is just a coincidence, but I hate the smell of lavender...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ranch I married a brown woman

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#5 cringe warning came too late

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I lost intelligence reading that post.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

29: Blue Cheese Childless?

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My cat always meows for additional snacc

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Ceasar voted for Obama

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#29 I’m Lazy Caesar!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm fat caesar.. But hopefully not by the end of the year.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blue cheese alcoholic now coming up to the stage. Get your ones ready y'all.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

#12 I've tried doing that more as I've gotten older, especially with small things. I try to own mistakes. I'm human, and you are too.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 is called an amends. Not an apology. You live an amends.To mend or fix an old behavior.You vocalize an apology. Which usually means shit

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

No it isn't. That's called the face you make when you wanna keep sinnin'.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Opps. #12

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Catalina Homosexual

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what is 13 then? cause all the way up too 7 it made sense

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i thought it was 15 take the number from the left away from the top right and continue to do so with the following answers

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's 12. Don't take the sum of both circles. Add every single digit shown as a separate integer. Both circles will have a total of 4 values.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

You are correct sir, it is indeed 12.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's 15. The number on the right minus the number on the left gives you the bottom number.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 10

Username checks out

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Correct.

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21-13=8

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The last one doesn't work then

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i love this puzzle.. the answer is so annoying

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted Feb 3, 2019 2:59 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I hate the answer

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

incidentally.. the answer is 12

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

nope 15,,its the lef5t to taken off right,,,99-72,45-27,an so-on

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But 21-13 is not 7 though

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21-13 is not 7

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true,,im just tryin re-figure it

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works for all the other numbers..shoulda looked further

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#13 Add the digits in the circles together to get the number in the circle they are pointing to. 2+7+9+9 = 27. 2+7+4+5 = 18. etc

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Blush Wine Junkie

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The joker one is the gayest shit I've ever read

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It's confusing as hell to read too, like barely literate dude please don't reproduce

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Gayer than fish sticks?

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You put fish sticks in your mouth?

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And yet, we all had that one kid in highschool that we feel would actually do this

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I really hope that guy didn’t really get all those tattoos. Especially the face ones.

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Why. Doesn't change much in the way of prospects for him

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I almost wanna believe that it’s a transcript of an AI Bot that describes or translates the Joker scene from Batman ‘89.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The cringe warning did nothing. My eyes still saw everything.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Someone had to say it

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Seriously he should be on Imgur *less* not more. I fell sorry for any and all people he comes in contact with.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That looks like Facebook. I don't think I want him there either though..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This isnt the first time I’ve seen him on Imgur I mean

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Oh, gotcha.

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I just feel sorry for him to be honest what a fucking weirdo

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#29 Please give a warm welcome to Creamy Cucumber Dropout!

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29- just call me ranch neuroses

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Balsamic Undercut here. My mom haaaaaaaaaaaaates my haircut. Could be worse.

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Caesar laziness, though I’m not lazy. Work 80 hours a week and support a family of 4...

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I'm Cesar Sexual

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Raspberry Vinaigrette Atheist

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Ceaser procrastination!

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Blue cheese no wife or kids

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Green Goddess Liberal.....not the worst handle I’ve had

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Zesty Italian no babies

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Sup.

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Mayo NeverCalls

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Thousand Island Anti-Social sounds weird. Plus it'd fill up a lot of sign space.

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#29 forgot to add mine - Italian drug addict

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Catalina art history

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Italian alcoholic.

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Balsamic alcoholic

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that was almost mine. But my fiance and my "out of wedlock" baby makes me balsamic whore.

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Blue Cheese Alcoholic

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‘Honey mustard teenage weed smoking’ doesn’t have the best ring to it

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Ceaser Nymphomaniac isnt any better....

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Honey Mustard Doper orrrrr Honey Mustard Burnout

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Slightly better than ‘vinaigrette DUIs in early twenties’

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'Italian inability to be a good parent'

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Poppyseed Soothsayer. That...actually doesn't sound so bad!

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Soothsayer? Genuinely curious as to the day-to-day workings of this.

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Choosing the older Middle English definition of One Who Speaks the Truth rather than current definition of Seer or Prophet. Basically I'm

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the black sheep of the family who is calling out the generational trauma, abuse, and dysfunction in my family of origin for what it is.

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Just call me Blue Cheese Lesbian

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Ranch Homosexual

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A thousand islands of inappropriate comments

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Cocktail gaming addict

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Vinaigrette Drop-out

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I do most of the lap dance and just walk away right before finishing

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Welcome to the stage Green Goddess Drug Abuse

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Hey Ranch Neuroses! I'm Ranch Mebeingalive.

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Ranch homosexual here

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Caesar unemployed here

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HOLY SHIT ME TOO!!!!

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Ceasar Speed!!

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Chimichurri dead inside.

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Raspberry Vinaigrette No Children

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Poppyseed Procrastination has a bit of a ring to it

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Thousand Island Autism

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Hi, I'm ranch stoner

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There should be way more of us. Where’s the gang?

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Running on high time of course

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Cesar Autism

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#29 ftfy

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Vinaigrette Gamer is a terrible stripper-name, but it's my stripper-name.

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Balsamic Disorganisation checking in

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Milk My-Life. I like it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Milk?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Milk is a top-tier Dressing. Used in my favourite type of salad, Cereal.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

none anxiety

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Hey that’s mine too!! Want to do a double act

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Caesar Vaxxer.

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I've gone through all of these, and yours is my favorite by farm

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Ranch Depression here, but yours works better. Covers more material.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Asian sesame bong rips

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Balsamic whore

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Sesame-ginger procrastination

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Balsamic Burnout

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I believe the answer to the riddle is 12.you have to add the single digits. So not 21+36 but 2+1+3+6

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Yes. That's it. I was so happy when I figured it out. It made me feel smart

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My I ask how you came to this conclusion?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

dunno about Op but I started solving from the bottom with the knowledge that subtracting the whole numbers was not the answer

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Just had to be a bit creative and think, "how else might this work?"

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The answe is 15. The line on the right hand side minus the previous value on the left line is equal to the next number in the sequence

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There's a reason the clue to the puzzle tells you that "7" is not an error.

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21 minus 13 is 7? Interesting

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Thank you. I can finally rest

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It’s 15. The two arrows point to the result of subtracting each other.

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21-13=8 unfortunately. 15 was my first guess but the 7 fucks it. It is 12 after all.

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I did (2+3)+(1+6) because I thought the riddle had some crazy rule tied to it but apparently I make simple addition harder than it should be

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#13

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Correct.

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Wow, crazy, it works both ways!!

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Only one way

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Hidden Valley Depression.

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Blue cheese Alcoholism

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Italian lack of motivation

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Blue cheese tragic losses

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Italian unachieved potential

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Cesar Autism

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Caesar Apathy

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Caesar No-Friends

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Green goodness still childless

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Made me laugh out loud

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Generic, but I like it!

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Caesar Furry

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Zesty Slacker

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Ranch Girl ... and now I'm sad

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Balsamic Failure

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Coming up next on the main stage it's Blue Cheese Lazy Fuck

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Blue cheese alcohol...

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Blue Cheese Coke

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Ha I wouldn’t mind joining you in that. As long as there’s something spicy and red meat.!

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Newman's own crippling social anxiety

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Oil and vinegar living in sin

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This is my favorite

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French fatty

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Asian Sesame Anxiety

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You doctor yet?

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The Bleu Cheese Gamer

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Ranch Hentai

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Balsamic Lesbian

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Worcestershire Negativity

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Ranch Atheist

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Ranch Girl :)

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Wish-Bone Slow

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Irresponsible Ranch

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Blue Cheese Hooker. I win.

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Italian I Stopped Going To Church

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Greek Never return a call

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Poppy seed indecisiveness...

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French Flake

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Thousand Island Everything

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Poppyseed Dropout

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Sesame Ginger Huge Penis?

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Underachieving Poppy Seef

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Green goddess married an atheist

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Balsamic Excessive-Drinker-of-Gin-and-Tonics

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Strawberry vinugarette atheist

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Thousand Island Gay

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Hey that's my name! I guess I'll have to settle for the secondary Italian Unemployed.

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Followed by ranch gay

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Champagne Condemnation...okay that actually kinda works. I am impressed!

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Thousand island procrastination

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Vinaigrette virgin

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...you parents are disappointed that you’re a virgin?

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They want grandchildren, and I'm still single. XD

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It sounded better than vinaigrette childless

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Ah, well in your own time or not. NBD as long as you’re content!

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Thank you, that was wholesome!

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