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mikeatike
I duno who that guy is, but I'm gonna be pissed if he isn't dead.
DavedandConfused
Good thing I got my booster, I’m good for another 2 years
TheSmellOfWineAndCheapPerfume
I mean it explains why we are living in a hellscape
LordVonHater
Only on the inside.
samthing
It happened long before covid vaccines.
TheSecondPiewackit
"Tens of thousands dying from the poison shot every day. This is on record!" -Alex Jones, every day for the last 5 years.
Hippopotamuswhale
oh so this is hell then? I died and now I live in exactly same kind of world, except this is literal hell. orangeturd in usa, poopipants-pootin next to our country and china being communist fucks as the always were but worse. Yeah checks out, this must be hell so yes I did die!
burentsu
Just dead inside... but I was that way before Covid.
brainpansonata
My being dead inside has nothing to do with vaccines. It's mainly to do with the continuing existence of Republicans.
Blackfinity
cjtb2
First round of shots in March 2021, many boosters since then. Apparently I'm posting from beyond the grave.
Leonon
What's the afterlife like?
cjtb2
Confusing, but I soldier on.
redsmerf
...and who is this twatwaffle, so we may mock him properly?
TakuanSoho
If I'm not wrong, it was the Pr. Montagnier, nobel price for the discovery of the HIV in the 80s, but he went full nobelitis and bullshit medicine at the end of his career https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_disease
chatawillybilly
I told my doctor I will not follow the 2025 CDC guidelines/advice due to the quacks running the agency. I will, however, follow the 2024 CDC guidelines/recommendations/advice.
highstone
Yup! I’m dead. Especially after the two boosters I’ve received.
rupinord
I'm vaxxed and boosterd. Maybe I'll only die after four years. Who knows ...
Grapeape2000
No but I think the vaccine must have clipped me out into this shitty timeline.
CrownPrincessAzula
I mean I'm dead inside but still here.
thepeenisbehindthetrenchcoat
i died like 4 times.
L4dead2
When does the 5G kick in?
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
I once had my head cut off.... our stories need to be told lol
MapleSyrupMafia
But then you got better?
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
so much better, no one has ever seen a recovery like this before. Doctors said it was the best recovery they ever seen - "said in a dumbass orange face voice"
PuppyBella
Me too! ;-)
PalaverQuader
the viruses antibodies... hmmm. Thats not how it works, is it?
UnattendedDeviant
Trump just named Dr. Ralph Abraham the agency's Principal Deputy Director. Second in charge. Former Louisiana congressman.
He has called COVID-19 vaccine "dangerous."
Claimed the CDC was a "pit of snakes."
During the pandemic, he supported the use of ivermectin.
As Louisiana's surgeon general, he halted the state health department's mass vaccination campaigns.
He is a physician and a veterinarian but reportedly lacks board certification in family medicine, despite describing as such.
77hnx994wv10
Please don’t remind me of this idiot. I live in Louisiana and the only upside to this appointment is that this moron is leaving Louisiana to take this job. Downside is that RFK will try to use this moron’s medical degree to legitimize his kooky beliefs and force them on all of America
Rubbishtheresnoway9peopleusetaniwhida
Louisiana has had a total of 1,459,308 COVID cases since the start of the pandemic and 16,381 deaths.
So I think they stopped counting covid deaths.
And that COVID case load seems a bit sus as well.
UnattendedDeviant
CDC was agency name I said in my head but missed typing in the first sentence. My bad.
Like his Dept of Education and other picks, the people he put in charge hate and the agency and want to do away with most, if not all, the agency they have responsibility for.
Rubbishtheresnoway9peopleusetaniwhida
Has America stopped tracking cases?
I can't find records ater than November 2022 ?
mikeatike
Individual state health departments keep track, but basically the cdc intentionally doesnt keep track.
smashpro1
Basically yeah.
Akule
They pretended they won and no one is allowed to talk about it anymore.
Rubbishtheresnoway9peopleusetaniwhida
Ducking incredible, they made it much worse than it had to be and the affects on the global economy as well and now they don't want to collect data anymore?
Clowns.
Nanntuckett
Today I learned I’m dead
JohnSatclaire
“It’s right there in the name…ANTI-BODY!” -This fucking homunculus
CedricDur
All these doomsayers still employed and working a different grift. And... it's allowed. Freedom of speech. That's how we got here.
Puppies717
My friend needs context.
areis30
Nah, I did become magnetic though. And I glow whenever there's a 6G signal.
JohnnyFiveAces
Jimthebutler
They knew it was bullshit when they were spouting it, they just wanted any excuse to refute science.
BurningVeryImportantThings
Totally not true! I died twice in 2023
HandoB4Javert
philmoregraves
Ive been dead inside for much longer
lovingspace
I've received about 3 boosters since the 2 initial injections. I may already be dead and not know it.
IncognitoEnthusiast
Nah it's clearly because you've become dependent and if you go to long without the booster you'll die immediately.
lovingspace
Ah I see. What a relief.
66gent
I adore the concept - the govt wanted to cull the population so they did it by poisoning the people who follow the govt’s directives, leaving behind the mavericks and “free thinkers” who don’t trust the govt. Since the “free thinkers” are the ones to more likely to resist, it’s more likely they’d be the target of any culling. Theoretically, couldn’t they be gotten rid of with something like, oh I don’t know, a deadly virus?
modus0
They wanted to cull the Democrat voter base, failing to realize that those people would trust and listen to actual experts telling them to get vaccinated.
TheSmuggestPineapple
Promise?