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May 24, 2017 2:35 AM
HypocriticalBastard
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JoshuaCM0408
This is awesome. Thanks for sharing dude
dynamiteking
FUCKER RUNIED MY HAIR!
MicolashCage
FOOKING LASER-VISION XD
Dieminion3
johnbattman
FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD!
TapToRetry
Always chew your mermaid kids-- shark widow
Janusha
OMG she killed Bruce
BardicLasher
...Did Superman knock up Lori Lemaris?
Ch4ni
They're both lame ... BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO LEGS!
MandaloreTheDefiler
vore
ILoveSportsBras
Is that a mermaid or murdermaid?
darkninja2992
analnipple666
Only thing better would be a mermaid with frickin' laser beams attached to her head
Pandaman1618
HEXADECIMAL
Humans have dogs mermaids have sharks and dolphins.
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soontobefree
Yes. It helped very much. Thanks.
purpleseadragons
As a mermaid, I find this hilarious, albeit I do not have laser vision.
BananaLover93
she Merdered him
ItzGent
id fuck it
NomDeImguerre
That's pretty...hot.
CaptainAham
MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER
Isingsongsandshit
I'll always upvote a Dethklok reference
Nexus763
Flixster
Duvn
Murmiander?
MasterGed
vanbarbee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I53HDr0-Qew
Falanxzealot
There are no fingerprints deep underwater
RelativeVelocity
Nothing to tie one to a crime
Falanxzealot
And if you seek vengeance, all you need are instruments of pain
GreaterDog
BUTT BEWARE
thezblah
FiveFtP0tato
SO MUCH YES! DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK!
kiiyor
Spiralhaze
Your life was ended by mermaids!
OneShucklak
LlamaEaters
But I hardly know her
OneShucklak
krullumann
Barman
hesaidsarcastically
Merdermaid?
lafemmenikita
Merdermione?
FoxGodRecords
Murdermaid?
FirstDagger
Lasers. Check.
Hungryhungryhippogriff
Acid. Check.
NathanaelMortenstein
Bodybag. Check.
xenadukem
BUTT BEWARE
Logaems
For when you quench your blood thirst
GuardsmanMiku
But the laser would be pretty weak since water is good at absorbing light. What do you mean am i fun at parties?
Storm5
Your assuming that the laser beams are not magic
GuardsmanMiku
then it'd be like mana beams not laser beams gosh
ProbablyAtWork
LAYZAFACE!!!!
realwomenfightnaked
I want to see a mermaid with a shark tail and teeth now
HypocriticalBastard
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Shark-Mermaid-336656622
realwomenfightnaked
wtf
HypocriticalBastard
Hey, you asked
YouCantBearTheseJokes
Did she just blow up a Megalodon?
Counterfit
New class in the next Battlefield
cheeseguy3412
Yes.
HypocriticalBastard
Source: http://mleth.deviantart.com/art/Mermaids-are-lame-682276061
Counterfit
Fuckin dot
BMan086
..._. .. _ _..
JimStarluck
.
convolution
.
Carefuler
Nah. Mermen would be tool users. They'd fuck up that shark up the same way our ancestors fucked up all the megafauna on land. /1
Carefuler
http://imgur.com/account/favorites/Z4D55ia /2
Hayashima
TotallyNotDitto
Hetuni
The shark, laser vision, or mermaids?
Hayashima
Yes.
rexstars
vore?
InhumanBanana
Sharks with friken Lazer beams on their head! Is that to much to ask?
Sarrv
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/edgeofspace/edge-of-space
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Not for Lord Business. https://youtu.be/p-MdmLOEC-8 (:40 - :50)
BranDohCalrissian
They are MUTATED seabass.. Dr. Evil..
TheLastThing
Here's a theme song for them. https://youtu.be/WlCGZwc2A9M
allthenamesaregone
Why no teeth-marks on her tail where the shark's mouth closed?
KovnikJoe
Kryptonian mermaid. Doesn't bleed from shark bite on the tail.
vidmagnuson
Doesn't bleed at all. That's not her blood..!
repurposedschleem
Lasers
HypocriticalBastard
Shhhh
HiddenSanity
Laser-armour.
Gabble1
She's got superpowers
Veggisaurus
Healing factor.
VIOLENTLYcreatesusername
Why no teeth marks on my dick where your mom's mouth closed
Radix865
Because it fits between her teeth.
PoundSandREMF
That just went M.A.D.
WibblyWobblyTimeyWimeyFox
No survivors.
MegaMoobs
Mermaid scales are made of mermaidiom scalidionoside which is much more powerful and damage resistant then sharkladious teethsicles.
EducationalPsychInTraining
PastaPriest
I can almost guarantee you that artist also draws... Other stuff...
TotallyNotDitto
Hetuni
I'm curious.
MLeth
Would you not if you could?
EnderChekholv
You are the artist, right?
MLeth
Yep!
Counterfit
I totally fucking would, if I could draw better than a 5 year old
MLeth
Oh cheer up! Bring out that pen and paper and get to work, son! Soon you'll be able to draw your own laser mermaids just like me!
Counterfit
My laser mermaids have misshapen and lopsided limbs.