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Jun 28, 2014 12:10 AM
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NightmarishDr3am
"Off the Internet"
urhedsonfire
If women just walked around bleeding everywhere the Laundromat industry would boom
someguyonthissite
How Can Milk Be Real If Cows Arent Real?
marderfucker
was looking for this. +1 for you
321Guesswho
Very nice reference. I can see were she is coming from she just says it poorly milk is something most mammals become allergic to after 1/2
321Guesswho
Several years of non consumption humans manage to most of the time because we continuously eat it. But even crashes can cause intolerance
LooseSid
the "imagine dragons" one lmao
xyzes
I literally said "imagine dragons" out loud when i saw Imagine a dragon
busdriverdan
I made the weird inhalation sound after that last line.
aleister94
HHHUUUAAHH
busdriverdan
Ahh.
Redbird5241
Whiteboards are remarkable.
DragonDew
Babies aren't afraid of mobiles they're just distracted by moving shit where does tumblr get these ideas?
MySecondAccount
If babies are afraid of mobiles, why do they play with them?
supremacysun
Spergers are desperate to give every human action genetic precedent, because that removes some of the randomness of existence.
AssamLaksa
It's like fishing, the original post just start it to see how many people get caught on.
ianpaschal
Also babies don't have depth perception which is why they reach and try to grab the floaty things, even when they're way too far up.
agreyworld
There was a girl who spent her whole life tied up in a room, when rescued she couldn't focus on anything further away than the rooms width
DontLoseYourWay
're all a bunch of retards. (Sorry about the sudden split in the comment. I accidentally hit enter).
DontLoseYourWay
They probably heard it from someone else on Tumblr. They
alexwrath
its a tween echo chamber
GeorgieLeech
Maybe they take BAHfest literally?
attilla
WELCOME TO EVO-PSYCH
dasmoons
I just took it as a joke.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
Drugs
woodencoaster23
The whole site is on drugs
DetectiveSloth
I thought that was true though...
TGWeaver
Tumblr is the most gullible place on an already-gullible internet. Make up a "fact" weird enough and they'll repeat it mindlessly for weeks.
AsAGirlcomma
Nothing like Imgur...
jawsnnn
Akamai recently disclosed that 83% of tumblr blogs are run by one person - Jaden Smith.
liimlsan2
Tumblr wants you to research this stuff and provoke thought, but most people aren't used to fact checking. Truth is overrated.
Wastyvez
/a/FSqdz?gallery
blackletum
When I was a kid my step-father told me that the word gullible was on the ceiling. I looked at him for a moment, puzzled, then (1/2)
blackletum
left the room and came back with a rag and some cleaner and asked him to lift me so I could clean it up. I was not a smart child. (2/2)
RetConMan
Tumblr is the most gullible place on an already-gullible internet. Make up a "fact" weird enough and they'll repeat it mindlessly for weeks.
yolobrolo
Wait.. A reposted reply? Dafuq am I seeing.
FabricatiDiemPvnc
guys...about the tampon thing...there's a movement called "free-bleeding" and you DON'T want to know any more details.
nullroute
4chan started that one
AndSoAdInfinitum
On the topic: I see no reason why menstral supplies should be any more freely provided than loo roll and similar general hygene products.
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AndSoAdInfinitum
The Irish too, as is the case with me. I think we also gave the world the term bog roll.
notsocrazy24
Yeah, I don't understand that either..."we have to have it" yeah well you have to have food too but you still have to buy that shit.
RoundThreeFIGHT
Take your logic and leave
BelfryBats
Pink Lemonade is just happy that Senpai finally noticed.
Rikoshi
Tsundere lemonade
TheDarkLordOfTrees
"First it's sour, then it's sweet!"
Kaitou
Pink lemonade is not natural.
dymnas
http://www.specialtyproduce.com/produce/Pink_Lemons_4170.php
dymnas
Pink lemons do exist. They're pretty awesome.
fwipsy
I heard pink lemonade was made when a guy at a circus ran out of water, so used water that had recently had pink tights washed in it.
fwipsy
It sold very well as 'fine strawberry lemonade'.
BelfryBats
I did hear that. I also read that there was cinnamon candy dropped into it. The pink lemonade went over so well that they kept doing it.
fwipsy
It's possible that it was developed in several places independantly.
BelfryBats
That is probably how it happened. I'm sure someone used strawberries or cherries in lemonade to get the pink color as well.
Paralellex
Technically, some people would be 20% more banana than others. Remember to avoid sexually transmitted data and practice safe percentages!
Iaintnosparticus
If babies didn't like mobiles why the fuck is their first reaction to try and reach up and grab it?
poorlywrappedpresents
I SAW THAT WINNIE THE POOH BLANKET! In someone's house! I couldn't figure out why Pooh looked so scary.
ImNotWhoYouBelieveIAmUnlessIActuallyAmThenForgetItLetsGrabABeer
I hate tumblr
ItsAlwaysWineOClock
Relevant to #15 http://imgur.com/ZNDt0uT
sweetpeasoup
Even worse: Dragon blowing out candles on an ice cream cake :(
amaudlinparasite
My friends baby destroyed his mobile. tried to eat the pieces.
SalmonDeanWinchester
Woah, woah, woah, the pound sign in the UK (£) is in the same spot as the pound sign in the US (#). Incredible.
booostert
This needs more awareness
Twenty3Skidoo
Signs that the Old Ways are dying out...
letsbebadguys
I like this.
TheGayPenguin
*Octothorp
sidfromtoystory
hash
NanoNago
Fuck the haters. It's not a "hashtag" but it's sure as shit also a "hash mark" or "hash symbol."
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
I just imagined Thor with 6 arms and 2 legs
TheDon850
Thank you
Raecracy123abc
I just looked at my keyboard and I don't have a pound sign or a number sign all I got is a € sign wtf? Where did Bestbuy get this thing?
BuildHerACakeOrSomething
This...this makes me really happy.
Sophosleygh
That's a sharp, friend.
FisterMantastic
I feel like my entire life is a lie.
bennyplus
And for me, they're both on the same key.
triggernometry
Explanations for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEVOM0VycMI (Basically, American English is super stupid.)
ClockworkQuackingSheep
my keyboard has both in the same spot
geekontwowheels
You just blew my mind
KirbyMaximumPink
So glad you called it a pound sign.
sidfromtoystory
i've never heard it being called that before
BreadyStinellis
Had to call in a credit transaction at work. Told me to enter store number then hit pound sign or the hash tag key. I died a little inside.
Zyntherius
what else would he call it? Quid sign?
ConfuzzledPuzzles
Is that what you've called it over there. Here is has always been known as "Hash" but just Hash. Now suddenly it's the Hashtag key.
odraencoded
Not always. There was a time it was called an octotorphe, but that was long, long ago.
mediaman73
Where is this that it's always been called hash?
Pharya
No, it has always been known as a pound sign. Just because the younger generation bastardised it doesn't mean anything.
ConfuzzledPuzzles
I've always called it a Hash or number key, from way before twitter/tumblr and all of that gubbins.
Pharya
Then you're part of the younger generation bastardising it ;)
oat82997
All because people are too ignorant to understand. # is a hash, the message is the tag. Together, they create the 'hashtag'. Example: #tag
GdSvThQn
Yup, most automated phone systems still refer to it as the pound key in the states as well.
aeromessor
One of my friend was trying to activate a debit card over the phone and had to ask me what the pound key was...
ConfuzzledPuzzles
Never seen that before! I've always known it as Hash or Number key.
GdSvThQn
I should probably have said most American phone systems, might very well be different elsewhere.
TheNobleDoctor
I call it a sharp! Also, a lowercase B is a flat. Yeah, I'm a music major...
StigsNihilistCousin
Yeah, but an uppercase B is an H.
millol
But H is not commonly used in all countries, though.
temerairewindragon
Then you should know the real differences between those four symbols.
TheNobleDoctor
Of course I do. I just like to refer to the pound sign as a sharp because that's just how I see it. No need to get your panties in a twist.
SometimesAUserNameIsRelevantButInThisCaseItIsNot
I never questioned pink lemonade until I saw there are in fact PINK FUCKING LEMONS.
chilliconcanteven
I thought it was made with grapefruit?
FabricatiDiemPvnc
ok i guess some are more pink http://www.botanical-journeys-plant-guides.com/images/pink-lemons-3.jpg
karlthatkillspeople
THOSE ARE NOT LEMONS
karlthatkillspeople
Okay, I was wrong. The picture below yours looks more like lemons close up
inapix
Normally it's made with raspberry juice or something like that added to lemon juice?
GaraGirl
Blew my mind when I learned about pink lemons. Like, I still cant tell if they are used for pink lemonade, or if its just colored.
CoconutCyclone
Today? Colored 100% of the time.
flamingflamingo
Am I the only one who doesn't know that pink lemonade is strawberry lemonade?
Supernerdtastic
It actually isn't brah, pink lemons exist.
flamingflamingo
They exist, but that's kind unrelated. Pink lemonade is usually naturally (with fruit juices) or artificially colored.
FabricatiDiemPvnc
not really. they call these "pink" http://www.friedas.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/VariegatedPinkLemons_03.jpg
yayayaimlordeyayaya
pink fucks lemons? oh god
graehall
MILK IS NOT... oh crazy, never stop being you :)
skellious
Pink lemonade = grapefruit yesno?
shaoren
yes
sorrieah
Well, *obviously* men are 10% more banana than women!
pandemonious
There are actual "Pink lemons" I had a pink lemon tree growing up. They don't actually look pink, but taste different from regular lemons.
galois88
It is not natural for humans to drink cow milk
OmegaShenron123456789
YouSuckHahaImJustKiddingYoureAlright
Do tumblr posts ever not make it to the front page?
1337AeroChick
YES.
belleangeldemuerte
Is no one going to comment that women could walk around like freaking zombies bleeding everywhere and leaving bloody footprints?!
AFelineMassofEyes
*assprints
mandakat
Maybe some drops of blood, but I don't about footprints. It's not THAT much blood, man, we're not in danger of exsanguinating every month.
mandakat
I don't know about* damn it.
notsocrazy24
I mean I'm a man and don't have experience with this, but considering some nosebleeds I've had, it seems bloody footprints could be possible
mandakat
The footprints description made me imagine ridiculous amounts of blood, so I was just going off my first impression, which could be wrong.
mandakat
Also I really wanted to use "exsanguinating" in a sentence. Please don't judge me.
notsocrazy24
Sounds like a good excuse. There've been a couple of times where my nose just started spewing blood, or I got in a fight, and (1/2)
notsocrazy24
there was definitely enough blood for me to get into a footprint, or several, it's just that instead it went into the sink, or my hand, or
notsocrazy24
a tissue or something, instead of running down my legs onto my feet.
mandakat
The last time I had a nosebleed there was fainting involved so I don't remember much about the amount of blood. Ahhh, that was a fun day.
theblackcanaryyy
I must be the only one who doesn't kno who Kyle Massey is...
mandakat
He was the little brother on Disney Channel's That's So Raven and later had a spin-off called Cory in the House.
VodkaReindeer
Non-newtonian rocks. Mind = blown.
EddieMcfork
Does anyone know how the hell tumblr works?I tried it out to look for the funnies but all I got was gifs and none of these thread thingys
aeromessor
Tags, man. Just gotta know all the good tags...
MaydYuhReedowTlowd
This. I love this.
manateens
Follow the text post gang. Finalfantasyfootball, nosdrinker, those guys.
MakisDad
All I found was porn, and I ain't even mad
Lumberjackfirefighter
i have it for porn (not ashamed)
KrylonFuzion
#notashamed
Tilani
You just need to follow the right blogs and it will show up on your dash, aka where these posts show up. I personally follow a bunch of 1/?
Tilani
comic book blogs, as well some music blogs and a couple art blogs, so that's what I see.
DrDickinbottom
all i follow are porn artists, is this why i never see these types of posts?
Tilani
Yes.
TheGayPenguin
Tumblr: porn made like really super easy.
jrau18
So super easy. It's the only reason I have one.
illegalpeanut
A good place to find some good people to follow is best of tumblr
psirynn
Find a funny person, follow them. Ta da.
thepuppet
follow pizza, she'll sort you outy
whooshby
Even if I got an inny?
thepuppet
hmm, maybe
Mcflyvol
Shhh. Just stay here and you see all the decent stuff.
HouseMouseMN
I will- thanks mcflyvol. Way easier.
msycn
follow the blog "pizza" his posts and reblogs always end up in these BoT posts in Imgur
fernacular
pizza's actually a girl but yeah she's really funny :)
msycn
my bad. thanks for the info
jawsnnn
I tried. I tried too.
redfishes
maybe some bananas are 10% MORE PEOPLE THAN OTHERS
LoLianna97
whHAAAT
Summersky
I'M A CANNIBAL!
Tropicalzeebrah
But only 50 - 60%
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
10% more than others.
Symage
Soylent Banana?
redfishes
fyi I wrote this when drunk-browsing usersub
NineByNine
yes, thank you very much Jaden Smith.
phistrong
Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs....
Adam821
I'm 50% cannibal! :(
ConfuzzledPuzzles
Did you just?
redfishes
I just! I can't even!
ConfuzzledPuzzles
What even is this Website. We did the thing!
FourFooted
This time we really do need some bananas for scale.
thisiswhyiinternet
probably imgurians
ShouldIReallyGoWithMyOldUsernameFuckItCallMeAcromos
*may contain human flesh
justasomeone
i laughed so fucking hard! that explains a lot...
IhateHumansAnimalsAndPlantsBOULDERSAreOk
I upvoted this to 420 points ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
redfishes
I think I had only 420 points before this comment of mine... yowzers!
suomynonA
I'm going bananas!
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dudeiamtoohightousername
#livingthedream
KyleBeach
so bananas are people....eating fruit is murder....your move vegans
telepyronetic
a vegan pal of mine insists that cannibalism is the purest form of being vegan, soo... they may not be bothered.
ballsdeepinballs
calm down jaden
FlatPlutoSociety
Upvoting this because I was going to make the same comment, word for word. You're my soulmate, ballsdeepinballs.
knight666
No, because all bananas are genetically the same. Ever seen a banana seed?
AyaElemelon
oh my god your right! Also did you know bananas are berries :D and they glow under ultraviolet light! and they're radioactive! YEA!
DemonDarakna
I just mixed a banana! OMG! It feels like murder now!
thatguymurphy
Everything that is or was living is radioactive. As well as several things that were neither... Science :)
LeThomas
RADIOACTIVE, radioactive. Ohohohoh, oh, ohohohoh, oh, RADIOACTIVE, RADIOACTIVE.
NotSoSmartAlek
herbs, surely. and yeah, that's potassium that's radioactive. you need it for the brain.
Tylerm1
Ah jeez. Another bananologist.
Knightrouz
Well, we do need to know their properties for correct measurments/ scale.
Spune
You don't understand, they're SO FUCKING INTERESTING!
Spune
WHY AM I YELLING!?
gluon
In order to sedate monkeys they slip drugs into their bananas.
privatedick
And they are all the exact same size, which makes them useful for measuring things.
Magnivore
*you're
AyaElemelon
Oh good heavens :X I normally can catch myself before I make that error. I suppose I was to sleep last night.
Magnivore
*too sleepy
AyaElemelon
I just woke up. I'm still too sleepy, and damn you! xD
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
At nuclear labs, they have detectors in case someone tries to steal radioactive materials. They can detect if you've eaten a banana 1/2
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
So the question gets asked: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just stealing nuclear secrets? 2/2
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
What if... It's in your butt?
LicensedAdHominem
Humans are pretty radioactive, too. But yeah, your colon would shine like a star
Thepotatoknight
AND they can be used for scale
tony3564
how is a banana a berry? i really want to know
AyaElemelon
I'M NOT A SCIENTEST! HOWEVER, THEY ARE BERRIES, AND THEY GROW ON THE LARGEST BERRY BUSH! :D google it
kermitopus
A fleshy fruit produced from a single ovary. So is a grape, avocado, coffee. Raspberries and blackberries are multiple fruits.
kummituinen
aint bananar trees grass?
TheCarrotQueen
OH MY GOD PEOPLE COME ON THERE ARE PINK LEMONS
Elvirana
I googled that. You are indeed right. I didn't know that.
TheCarrotQueen
i have a tree in my backyard