CloudStrife668
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Feb 16, 2025 6:17 AM
CloudStrife668
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Lawow74
She's got huuuge...tracts o' land!
BeerFueledAdventurer
Always look on the bright side of life
iamlegendinjapan
tsterling00
It's...
jpatterson45
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok
C0ZM0
Is this the right room for an argument?
just4thelolz
SubsyServy
Have you --SHUT THAT BLINKING BAZOUKI OFF! (sic)
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Any Norwegian Jarlsberger?
kittyfajitas
nudgenudgewinkwink say no more
Dpatgotbanned
Spam spam spam
besn
Ritawho
spontaneous9
It could grip it by the husk.
KafkasKarma
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government…
clyanstarride3000
No, it isn't.
hackller
yes it is!
BeerFueledAdventurer
And now for something completely different
alwaysupvotefuturama
No. 1: The larch. The LARCH. ... THEE.. LARCH.
spontaneous9
I Fart in your general direction.
I wave my private parts at your Aunties!
laner7112000
Who are you? So wise in the ways of science?
HunglikeaHamster
a duck !
Snushine
Wicked wicked Zoot … she is a bad person and she must pay the penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment … you must tie her down on a bed … and spank her.
SmilinBobsFamilyStyleMortuaryAndCrematorium
It's just a model.
manwithsevenlivers
Jjinnlyn
My hovercraft is full of eels.
alwaysupvotefuturama
My nipples explode with delight!
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
I won’t buy this record, it is scratched
alwaysupvotefuturama
Pull down your pants sir Henry, i cannot wait til lunch time
C0ZM0
...you stunned him just as he was waking up!
LZorro
iamlegendinjapan
HunglikeaHamster
This is brilliant !
RhinoNaut
He's pining for the fjords.
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.
tarquinious
TerribleAwful
TerribleAwful
HunglikeaHamster
Ni !
guardianzero
I have a theory about that sketch and a hard r and it makes it kinda the same, kinda horrible.
CloudStrife668
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
KafkasKarma
I fart in your general direction
butwhyisthenamegone
Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time-ah!
Canigetbannedagain2
This basically translates into, your mother being a whore (breeds like a hamster) and your father being a wine-o/drunk (elderberry make a cheap wine/booze)
HunglikeaHamster
Thank you for translating French..
CloudStrife668
The only things the French are good for are Napolean and the Guillotine
bigleciezki
Aren't elderberries the main source for gin ?
Canigetbannedagain2
It can, during prohibition, gin was the easiest and possible the most "dangerous" booze to make. ( So I've been told) Ferment grains, wheat, barley, anything, later add a bunch of weird twigs and berry's mainly juniper but elderberry could be used if they had it available back then, then distill it. Some of those berry's and twigs could have nasty side effects. But back then people wanted booze.
Canigetbannedagain2
Now, there better and stricter rules about what can be used to be considered gin. No more random berries found in grandmas back yard that smell nice. You should look up the history of absinthe and the use of wormwood and "potential ' hallucinations.