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Wild Cougar breaks into home, immediately plays with blinds
Tranquilized. Taken back into the wilderness.
geiokami
He looks so happy in the first pic.
Communinja
That last pic, the look on it's face just screams "Worth it!"
CleverUsernameCouldNotBeFound
+1 for tranq + taking it back to the wild. Here in Idaho it would've been shot dead by some police officer or something :(
iidky
I would have gotten the laser pointer out and had some fun.
admiralawesome4213
It looks so content w/ itself after trankeds"Broke into home. Played with sun blockers. Killed them and basked in sunny glory. Good day"-cat
Emmerr
Funny, a cougar broke into my home not long ago too.. Probably should've called her back when I said I would.
LepidoliteMica
Goddammit. +1
dalewevo
Deal with it http://imgur.com/DvFmKDS
perlcat
He looks very happy in the first pic.
MarkHallMark
He looks even more happy in the last one.
DBZPhanatik
that first picture makes me want to risk losing an arm by petting it.
galerianash
I got to pet a cougar once, when I was a kid! It was awesome :Db
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
You risk losing an arm when you pet a house cat. With a cougar... There's nothing left.
ScienceIsntAboutWhyItsAboutWhyNot
Have you lost your mind?!
DBZPhanatik
long ago
BENDER01011111
He just wanted to Play.
UniversalBeing
''I noticed you do not have a cat, so I thought I'd remind you how awesome we are...''
volabimus
"Also, I ate your cat."
ImmortalAzrael
"I'm currently available to be your overlord. I promise I won't eat you. Maybe."
myr14d
I want an invulnerability superpower not so that I can save the world, but so that I can safely cuddle large wildcats.
peopleperson
Just learn from the Lion Whisperer dude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNCzSfv4hX8
thatsjustcake
You're speaking my language. You've put my dreams into words.
AslanBalaur
I don't have the invulnerability superpower, yet I've cuddled TWO cougars, that my sister had as pets.
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
If I had wolverine's healing I'd probably cuddle a wolverine http://imgur.com/WtekkrI
FelixWolf
Cheetahs can be pretty chill http://youtu.be/cRmK3sTf-Ow
FelixWolf
I would like to clarify though, this a cheetah raised in a sanctuary, and is used to humans, and is also one of the calmest of big cats.
sleevelesspineapple
I always wanted my superpower to grant my ability to stop time. But cuddling large cats sounds infinitely more awesome.
Iijustneedanewusername
Yes
eholes7
you might wanna wish for a higher pain tolerance while you're at it. Deadpool is pretty much invulnerable but he still feels loads of pain
aBoyandHisVacuum
PREACH!!
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JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
is there video sauce for this?
strugglesnuggler
Maybe... but I can't view the comments for some reason... so... we'll just never know
Woofypaws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIO1l5gJiM4
Duma01
Yeah me to
DreaminFree
Life goals.
hstein3
http://imgur.com/0z8B4KZ
myr14d
Calvin and Hobbes: The superhero years.
temujin9
Stupendous, man.
HalloIamherenow
I wasn't aware that Shazam had a pet tiger.
Armored0Titan0
Call him Captain Marvel.
Pecanada
CAROL DANVERS IS THE ONLY CAPTAIN MARVEL I WILL BE SEEING IN THEATRES, THANK YOU.
yehaaa6
and fuck yes! she's so cool.
SomePeopleCallMe
Carol Danvers is -a- Captain Marvel, she is not -the- Captain Marvel.
FloofOwner
Omg how have I never thought of this before? It's genius!
TheConfusedEgyptian
the title can be used for different context
UpvotesForCalicos
Oh! You're right. Haha! The mental image is very disturbing.
TheWulfrunian
Those poor blinds, they didn't see it coming :(
saleenowner
I get it, it's a milf joke.
Boomkitty2954
I still like the effort!
quade
Put a box in the kitchen. When it feels compelled to sit in the box, then draw a circle with chalk or tape around it. Problem solved.
tendthekine
put cheese on its face
Jettypuu
Big cats are still cats
Polismack
Also Pumas are technically Felis and not Panthera. Closer to domestic cats than other large cats.
Goodwolf
They're actually puma, although I think that's a relatively recent change because I've seen them referred to as felis on older zoo signs.
Polismack
Oh wow. I just looked. We figured this out in 1993. Boy am I really behind. Still more closely related to domestics than Panthera at least.
CerebrawlHemmorage
They are also the most dangerous of the big cats in captivity(more likely to kill zoo keepers, animal trainers, etc).
Goodwolf
Felix's sweetness aside, I maintained a strict no touch policy, just in case.
Goodwolf
I've worked with 3. Felix was a sweetie, Goldy would kill you and Cece was just kinda meh about people.
CerebrawlHemmorage
They make working with lions and tigers seem practically safe by comparison. :p
windragon
good, never really like pantera. more of a slayer guy myself