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After a couple of days of complete hell, I got the feeling of a “fart” coming on. I said oh shit and sat the toilet thinking it was shit. Nope! It was a fart! THANK GOD
foWL
Congratulations. However, this does not qualify as notifying the media...
mutantpotato
i just got over this shit a week or two ago. was literal hell and killed my weekend.
skellington01
It's like five that returned to Noah's ark to symbolize peace with god
iamthedinosaur
yay!! so happy for you!!
PompatusOfLove
Well done! Now treat yourself to a nice bowl of chili and a bean burrito.
InfinityAero
I feel your pain-- I've had some bug that just results in feeling gassy and bloated the last 4 days, couldn't fart for 2 very long days.
FarNorthFarLeft
Had that happen to me. Thought it was a fart...now I need a new mattress.
wazscience
RW @op farted and it was normal
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JavaCofe
Mykho
IWillBeGladWhenIDie
Sokonomi
Ive been to your rung of hell and met Norovirus. It was an unhappy encounter.
dankPieWrecker
Ah, brings me back to when I ate a pizza at the beach in Cuba, huge mistake, pooped my pants
InvictusRush
Norovirus... Norovirus never changes.
OMGmydickisstuckinit
CriticalNipple
I had stomach flu in December and it took 2 weeks to recover, good going man!!
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
Toilet high five!
destess
Having the runs in college is the worst when you have to exit your dorm and unlock it/bring a key & walk down to the community bathroom...
dirque
... and all the stalls are full!
JackCanty
TinyGreenMenNinjaClan
Nothing scarier than that first fart after diarrhea
DiarrheaTsunami
I pooped before going to work. When I got to work I had diarrhea. FML
rdswords
Don't go outside. That's just the eye of the storm passing.
Kinger1793
It's small victories like this, that turn your mood around.
akducks2
Oh man i just had that! It was rough. It still took me a week to really feel good.
stabbedintheface
blurb
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buttcrackula
Gingerprints
Did you eat frozen peanut butter bars that weren't yours?
golyolsurii
Does anybody ever wonder what would happen if you eat an onion while you had the stomach flu
saranara100
Only one way to find out
somethingyouthinkisfunny
Its now your doody.. Your results of seaid doody wiil reshape the imagination of everyone.. God speed
somethingyouthinkisfunny
Omfg.. Im trying to make a pun with a broken screen and now it looks like ime juat face pounding..
MurphyPandorasLawBox
Personally, I can’t say that I have.
3timesaday1
Shower thoughts of the anal fixated
MurphyPandorasLawBox
Ahh. That explains it.
bigc00p
When you know for sure it wasn’t just a fart
Schartworks
We're always waiting...
Iamabsolutelyuseless
Damm.....never trust a fart....old mans advice
thabuschwackerOG
Especially a Taco Tuesday fart
mrsrowan
In some movie jack Nicholson said never trust a fart and never waste an erection
markmagoo
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.
tenebrisangelus
Maahes0
At least you have not needed the poop knife.
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tallbo
Almost as fast as pictures. Fucking poop knifr makes me lol
Ninjajuice
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Dammit someone ahead of the game
Mamba1228
I understand that reference!
jagiyakitty
imgur never fails to impress me i swear
Inappropesmagotes
Would need the poop plug though.
Rapturr
Sounds like he needed the poop ladle
IThinkImSmart
I personally loved the 'guano glaive'
yourmomloveme
2thotsandacot
SaikyoStyle
WE ALL UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE IT'S FUCKING TRENDING god Jesus Christ I hate people posting this GIF like they're so clever for noticing
SaikyoStyle
obvious references that are reposted into infinity for points.
RustyNeX
for fucks sake, is poop knife going to be meme of the month?
KnobStomper
I sure hope not!
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
God i hope so
orangearcadi
Poop knife?
cataleap
Check the FP; there's a post about poop knives
2fligh2high
No doo doo dagger for @OP!
Nekkolombus
or a ca-ca katana
Wanderingmaniac
Or the shit schimitar
PoesCrow
I prefer the crap clever
ThatTwerkingWhoreFromOliveGarden
The ol' doo doo dagger
quixotegut
Diarrhea Damascus....
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
the fecal cleaver!!
Homodinosaurstepdad
The "Dookie Dirk" is still my personal favorite
DoctorDoomTootsAsHePleases
anonaltone
By Abaddon's unwashed underwear, will you look at the FPS in that GIF!? Thank you friend!
Partytor
LabiaCrust
I usually downvote this gif but my god it’s gorgeous
z3lfmoord
Why do you downvote ?
LabiaCrust
Most of the time the reference is very obvious and doesn’t need to be stated that they understood it.
TupperwareNinja
God, I'm so happy I finally get a reference on this fucking site
ConsumingHate
I don't get it and for once I don't feel any academic curiosity to learn either.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Someone must have taken away his poop knife
TupperwareNinja
He seems a bit shitty about it