Feb 23, 2020 5:28 AM
TheMaskedRaven
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Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
The harshest thing here is that those judges would still only bring dance groups and singers to the finals.
SaizXWaved
Me: I am getting the fuck out of here
TheBlondBeast
theoshadowfang
Ugh, I'm such a horrible pervert. First thought was, "Man, I bet he could handle a cock like a champ"
Sauroctonus
*Deepthrosts wakizashi* But wait, there's more!
ScottishPower
I wish he'd deep throat me half naked
FinnTrollen
CrepuscularCryomancer
Cmycherrytree
No. And I moved on.
lRogueShadow
Maaatth
Don't t forget the guy that sliced that other guy's nose.
KirschPunkt
Which year is this from? I really want to see thos with sound.
Nevermind, I found it. It's from 2016; just in case someone wants to watch it with sound too, here it is: https://youtu.be/xd40Sj7z06E
Howisthisusernamenottaken
I Wanna let you know that I appreciate you.
JustAReallyCoolGuyWhoDoesntAfraidOfAnything
You just try and stop me...
Craymoss
I’m thinking “ as long as his diaphragm is straight, there should be no proble- oh my fuuuu!!!” Crazy ass...
Jestantay
Think you mean his Oesophagus or Trachea.
SocktheFox
The paramedic at the end. Priceless
fireeternal
Sweating profusely*
FartingDragon
Almost missed it hah, poor sod
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
He had them lung bandages ready
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
I wonder how many people disregarded the warning and tried it anyway?
Stuey1221
I forgot about the ambulance guys look of relief
UsernameTom
Deapthrot
32FGWolfhound
v
oghunter10
For the progression of science as a whole can I get the name of this person.
RagnarOfBallard
”do not try this at home "... Well yeah, no shit.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Try in the old abandoned factory.
jozephphillips200312
Someone's crackhead looking ass is bound to try
SwedeOnAnIsland
FreeTheTiddy
Oh, Sasha...
YourFatMother
How we miss you.
floydz69
He single?
SanchoClaus
He ded
JCBalance
Bu now he probably multiple
Jyzzzy
Double since that time the trick failed.
RayloKen
Probably cut in half
Goodoldjack12
gh013
I'm saving this
Probably. And goddamn can he deepthroat.
eggmuffin
Don't worry. If he cuts himself, all the bleeding will be on the inside, and that's where blood is supposed to be.
Thresholdpush
Fuck around. That stressed me out.
grisgrenat
Me too.
absoliutenus
At this point this is no longer entertaining, but stupid and dangerous
decomposingcomposers
To some perhaps
I think the same.
hep0710510
Maybe not as dangerous as it first seems. The sword is short enough that it could safely go in until the guard hits teeth
But if it cocks up completely then the twisting n shit could make all kinds of damage
snomang
this is my 11th favorite - happy birthday imgur
long live mexicat
Walmartstallwithnolock
clytemnestra13
Better.
abeardedblacksmith
Wow. Does this young lady have a name? I'd like to look her up. To tell her how impressive that is, of course. No other reason.
NerevaRising
Holly Michaels
ZippyHandyman
doot
PhDinWhy
.
thegrimtrigger
She do
guy73378
TargetedAdBot
These talent shows could be good way to get memorable suicide.
Thanks for the tip
AGorgonMadeMyPenisHard
Wasnt that the plot of a love death and robots episode?
lysani
You're thinking of the episode 'Fifteen Million Merits' from Black Mirror season 1.
DoorCellar
Possibly. It was sort of the plot of the Black Mirror episode 1 million credits.
Yup, that's the one
tonalstates
paramedics be like
makeSX
They were really just getting ready to take out the bodybag
Odmanra
There is more fear on the janitors because they would have to clean that!
PissedoffParamedic
More like
punkininstigator
Except his act was heavily vetted beforehand so none of it was a surprise, only edited to make it look like it was about to go wrong
captainafterbirth
I dont think they edited anything it was just part of the act
The constant cuts to cringing faces doesn’t count as an edit?
demonic
Accidents can still happen.
No I know, I just can’t stand the falseness of talent shows
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Wait till you hear about the fake audience members they hire to be behind the judges
weischbier
Couldn't have done anything to save him really. Would've sliced his all of his esophagus...and/or windpipe. No coming back from that.
belovedlover
idk, seems like surgeons have been able to fix pretty nasty shit to save a lives if the paramedics can just keep the basic functions going
roundandround
Side show enthusiasts here, those swords are duller than a dollar store replica. The danger aspect comes if went to far he could 1/?
Sh4dowWalker96
I figured as much. All of the spectacle, none of the worry about swallowing literal feet of razor.
Fun fact, The gag reflex can be overcome to assist in sword swallowing. The most commonly used implement for helping get rid of the 1/2
Gag reflex is a coat hanger. Grab it by the hook and in the middle. Straighten it out and use the straightened non hook end to get use to it
Have shoved in in further and poked a whole in his stomach. If he can down horribly and hit the ground causing him to bend his neck 2/?
Or upper torso, basically anywhere above the waist, would have caused all sorts of problems. Imagine bending a small piece of metal in 3/?
The middle of a sausage. Fin
Xenomania
At what point does someone say "aight, gonna deep throat a katana while half naked."
That aint a katana
CanadianPunster
After a weird sex party
Russian
ActionJohnnie
Heck you just wrote it down. Now you gotta do it.
ihackedyourmom
After they do make porn, but before they became a sword swallower
stja
I bet he's popular at the blue oyster.
Workingbob
Right after “I will Pay you to...” I would imagine it comes after that.
Aprilmadness
if you watch the full video, he mouths at the blade first. So the foreplay is good. 10/10.
TheFastAndTheCurious
Wakizashi, I'm guessing by the looks
FlameBeard86
It's straight, so it isn't either
Fair. But it has to be straight for the trick. I take it we're talking about what it looks most like.
GhostBear3067
Depends, what and how many drinks were involved?
Despacia
r/brandnewsentence
AlLocke4
9:46pm, if that someone is your mom.
Ionlypostbatmanandbatmanrelatedthings
Tuesday afternoon.
usernametaken89
Seems about right
SwagicalYololord
More of a Tuesday evening thing for me
sammag05
Yeah usually on Tuesday
FatCharlieThaArchangel
At first I was gonna go with Thursday, but the 'afternoon' part won me over.
Wasnbo
I'm a little vanilla, I feel like I'd wait until Wednesday before I deepthroat a sword. The pole is what happens on vodka Saturday.
Taco Tuesday
DwaneDibbley
This is not katana. Its some joke "blade"...
mememan19
It's shorter so that he can actually do the trick, but they are certainly sharp enough to cut
While I was commenting on Imgur, he was studying the joke blade. Hence why he... ate it.
ohnogungadin
Do you think?
Hdmurdock
It’s not a joke blade. The performer, Alexandr Magala, is a friend of mine.
HFlashman
Story time! Has he ever had an accident with the blade?
root1657
Not that’s he’s told me about, but he builds the blades, and has different lengths for training and practicing routines.
Unknownium
Wakazashi?
No. Wakizashi is kinda smaller katana. This is thin, straight, has dull edges on both sides and has holes in blade.
reverendbonobo
Gesundheit.
emanresuesoohc
I like deep throating half naked.
ClassicRand0
Cryhammok
And may the heavens bless you
homoerection
Same man, same
Then tell that genocidal fuck to mind his own business while I deep throat this “sword”
Pretty sure God is in the room when I do it. Guys I’m with call his name all the time x
Riptide222
Okay that’s adorable
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
The harshest thing here is that those judges would still only bring dance groups and singers to the finals.
SaizXWaved
Me: I am getting the fuck out of here
TheBlondBeast
theoshadowfang
Ugh, I'm such a horrible pervert. First thought was, "Man, I bet he could handle a cock like a champ"
Sauroctonus
*Deepthrosts wakizashi* But wait, there's more!
ScottishPower
I wish he'd deep throat me half naked
FinnTrollen
CrepuscularCryomancer
Cmycherrytree
No. And I moved on.
lRogueShadow
Maaatth
Don't t forget the guy that sliced that other guy's nose.
KirschPunkt
Which year is this from? I really want to see thos with sound.
KirschPunkt
Nevermind, I found it. It's from 2016; just in case someone wants to watch it with sound too, here it is: https://youtu.be/xd40Sj7z06E
Howisthisusernamenottaken
I Wanna let you know that I appreciate you.
JustAReallyCoolGuyWhoDoesntAfraidOfAnything
You just try and stop me...
Craymoss
I’m thinking “ as long as his diaphragm is straight, there should be no proble- oh my fuuuu!!!” Crazy ass...
Jestantay
Think you mean his Oesophagus or Trachea.
SocktheFox
The paramedic at the end. Priceless
fireeternal
Sweating profusely*
FartingDragon
Almost missed it hah, poor sod
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
He had them lung bandages ready
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
I wonder how many people disregarded the warning and tried it anyway?
Stuey1221
I forgot about the ambulance guys look of relief
UsernameTom
Deapthrot
32FGWolfhound
oghunter10
For the progression of science as a whole can I get the name of this person.
RagnarOfBallard
”do not try this at home "... Well yeah, no shit.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Try in the old abandoned factory.
jozephphillips200312
Someone's crackhead looking ass is bound to try
SwedeOnAnIsland
FreeTheTiddy
Oh, Sasha...
YourFatMother
How we miss you.
floydz69
He single?
SanchoClaus
He ded
JCBalance
Bu now he probably multiple
Jyzzzy
Double since that time the trick failed.
RayloKen
Probably cut in half
Goodoldjack12
gh013
I'm saving this
YourFatMother
Probably. And goddamn can he deepthroat.
eggmuffin
Don't worry. If he cuts himself, all the bleeding will be on the inside, and that's where blood is supposed to be.
Thresholdpush
Fuck around. That stressed me out.
grisgrenat
Me too.
absoliutenus
At this point this is no longer entertaining, but stupid and dangerous
decomposingcomposers
To some perhaps
grisgrenat
I think the same.
hep0710510
Maybe not as dangerous as it first seems. The sword is short enough that it could safely go in until the guard hits teeth
hep0710510
But if it cocks up completely then the twisting n shit could make all kinds of damage
snomang
this is my 11th favorite -
happy birthday imgur
snomang
long live mexicat
Walmartstallwithnolock
clytemnestra13
Better.
abeardedblacksmith
Wow. Does this young lady have a name? I'd like to look her up. To tell her how impressive that is, of course. No other reason.
NerevaRising
Holly Michaels
ZippyHandyman
doot
PhDinWhy
.
thegrimtrigger
She do
guy73378
.
TargetedAdBot
These talent shows could be good way to get memorable suicide.
SwedeOnAnIsland
Thanks for the tip
AGorgonMadeMyPenisHard
Wasnt that the plot of a love death and robots episode?
lysani
You're thinking of the episode 'Fifteen Million Merits' from Black Mirror season 1.
DoorCellar
Possibly. It was sort of the plot of the Black Mirror episode 1 million credits.
AGorgonMadeMyPenisHard
Yup, that's the one
tonalstates
makeSX
They were really just getting ready to take out the bodybag
Odmanra
There is more fear on the janitors because they would have to clean that!
PissedoffParamedic
More like
punkininstigator
Except his act was heavily vetted beforehand so none of it was a surprise, only edited to make it look like it was about to go wrong
captainafterbirth
I dont think they edited anything it was just part of the act
punkininstigator
The constant cuts to cringing faces doesn’t count as an edit?
demonic
Accidents can still happen.
punkininstigator
No I know, I just can’t stand the falseness of talent shows
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Wait till you hear about the fake audience members they hire to be behind the judges
weischbier
Couldn't have done anything to save him really. Would've sliced his all of his esophagus...and/or windpipe. No coming back from that.
belovedlover
idk, seems like surgeons have been able to fix pretty nasty shit to save a lives if the paramedics can just keep the basic functions going
roundandround
Side show enthusiasts here, those swords are duller than a dollar store replica. The danger aspect comes if went to far he could 1/?
Sh4dowWalker96
I figured as much. All of the spectacle, none of the worry about swallowing literal feet of razor.
roundandround
Fun fact, The gag reflex can be overcome to assist in sword swallowing. The most commonly used implement for helping get rid of the 1/2
roundandround
Gag reflex is a coat hanger. Grab it by the hook and in the middle. Straighten it out and use the straightened non hook end to get use to it
roundandround
Have shoved in in further and poked a whole in his stomach. If he can down horribly and hit the ground causing him to bend his neck 2/?
roundandround
Or upper torso, basically anywhere above the waist, would have caused all sorts of problems. Imagine bending a small piece of metal in 3/?
roundandround
The middle of a sausage. Fin
Xenomania
At what point does someone say "aight, gonna deep throat a katana while half naked."
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
That aint a katana
CanadianPunster
After a weird sex party
Stuey1221
Russian
Xenomania
ActionJohnnie
Heck you just wrote it down. Now you gotta do it.
ihackedyourmom
After they do make porn, but before they became a sword swallower
stja
I bet he's popular at the blue oyster.
Workingbob
Right after “I will Pay you to...” I would imagine it comes after that.
Aprilmadness
if you watch the full video, he mouths at the blade first. So the foreplay is good. 10/10.
TheFastAndTheCurious
Wakizashi, I'm guessing by the looks
FlameBeard86
It's straight, so it isn't either
TheFastAndTheCurious
Fair. But it has to be straight for the trick. I take it we're talking about what it looks most like.
GhostBear3067
Depends, what and how many drinks were involved?
Despacia
r/brandnewsentence
AlLocke4
9:46pm, if that someone is your mom.
Ionlypostbatmanandbatmanrelatedthings
Tuesday afternoon.
usernametaken89
Seems about right
SwagicalYololord
More of a Tuesday evening thing for me
sammag05
Yeah usually on Tuesday
FatCharlieThaArchangel
At first I was gonna go with Thursday, but the 'afternoon' part won me over.
Wasnbo
I'm a little vanilla, I feel like I'd wait until Wednesday before I deepthroat a sword. The pole is what happens on vodka Saturday.
Xenomania
Taco Tuesday
DwaneDibbley
This is not katana. Its some joke "blade"...
mememan19
It's shorter so that he can actually do the trick, but they are certainly sharp enough to cut
Xenomania
While I was commenting on Imgur, he was studying the joke blade. Hence why he... ate it.
ohnogungadin
Do you think?
Hdmurdock
It’s not a joke blade. The performer, Alexandr Magala, is a friend of mine.
HFlashman
Story time! Has he ever had an accident with the blade?
root1657
.
Hdmurdock
Not that’s he’s told me about, but he builds the blades, and has different lengths for training and practicing routines.
Unknownium
Wakazashi?
DwaneDibbley
No. Wakizashi is kinda smaller katana. This is thin, straight, has dull edges on both sides and has holes in blade.
reverendbonobo
Gesundheit.
emanresuesoohc
I like deep throating half naked.
ClassicRand0
Cryhammok
And may the heavens bless you
homoerection
Same man, same
JustAReallyCoolGuyWhoDoesntAfraidOfAnything
homoerection
Then tell that genocidal fuck to mind his own business while I deep throat this “sword”
emanresuesoohc
Pretty sure God is in the room when I do it. Guys I’m with call his name all the time x
Riptide222
JustAReallyCoolGuyWhoDoesntAfraidOfAnything
homoerection
Okay that’s adorable