A requirement for all my home brewed monsters in D&D

Oct 5, 2023 8:18 PM

TinaTheWonderBra

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venom sacks

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That's just a xill from pathfinder. You invented a xill.

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Look even without the tits we're gonna fall in love with her

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obviously crafted for the bard... "I SEDUCE the creature..."

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Why not twist that trope - the creature is the Bard, seducing the population in order to grow her invasion army.

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Khepri from Perdido Street Station

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That reminds me, eventually I’ll have to rewatch Hunter X Hunter.

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Venom sacks?

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Applying earthly biology standards to non-earthly settings, especially those where magic is a thing, is a flagrant misuse of those standards.

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What are the standards for if not to abuse them?

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Thanks, Becky

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Carapace tittayyyyys are always firm.

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To the tune of - or perhaps a new verse for - "Popsicle Toes"

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Starcraft 2

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Warframe? Is that you?

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eh, at least they're implied to be (based on) mutated humans, and the Orokin clearly had the ability to... sculpt flesh

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boobs on non mammals confuse me....

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3 years ago (deleted Oct 6, 2023 2:42 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

i feel you're making a joke here.

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sound

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Bloodshot eyes - metal skin
Serpents tongue - dagger claws
Dragon wings - big ol tits

K.I.N.G

Beholding the might
In its dawn of grace
In its beauty and light
In its pride and glory

Rushing torrent - time and space
Elder lords - crack the soil
Gone or dead - you've never been
Kingdom come - hear the roar

Climbing down
To rule the earth

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Am I referencing a middling black metal song like 6 people might get?
...yeah

Is it cheesy and catchy as hell?
Also yes

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Well said, Sir Attenborough. Well said.

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I wish I could post the meme from the nsfw video where a man in a fantasy world sleeps with a shape changing succubus and she changed into a sexy insectoid and asks“by any chance would you perhaps…” and the guy just sighs in defeat at his own lust and responds “does it matter?”

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v

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Pretty sure I still have my original Inferno, along with a lot of the other toys.

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ALL WHO THREATEN THE COLONY WILL BUUUURRRRRRN!

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Inferno was one of my favorite characters lol

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5 or 6 to go to complete my collection. Inferno is balls hard to find.

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Really? I think I used to have one. Gave all my transformers to my neighbor's kid when I moved. All but Dragon Megatron

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No idea what you mean...

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stupid sexy xenos...

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+1 just for vicious instead of viscous

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Where's the ovipositor?

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you'll need to wine and dine her to see that.

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Something something....Bad Dragon.

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If memory serves, they do have such an option... if not them, some other manufacturer in the same niche. (Yes, I've seen a video; no, I didn't bookmark it or memorize the name.)

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son of a bitch stole my line

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Yeh, where?!

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Already inside you, buddeh.

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Bumhole or penor?

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y'know what they say about ants: where there's one, there's more...

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My front garden is a lumpy testament to this.

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I'm here to do an inspection. Will report back with results.

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Dude stole my ID!

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Straight to my horny reaction folder

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I hope that's a real cosplay. Kerrigan is fabulous

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Tasha Cosplay https://facebook.com/TashaCosplay

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Oh damn. +1

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Is that supposed to be queen Myra from gears of war, or almost like a predator female version? Because either way, damn! That is some serious skill and incredible makeup.

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I think Arcturus Mengsk's Imgur account has been found. Always forgetting about Sarah Kerrigan.

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Sarah Kerrigan from the starcraft games.

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Kerrigan from Starcraft. Queen of the Swarm.

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Oh! Okay. Thanks for letting me know. 😊

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Queen Bitch of the Universe

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Biomass storage.

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She's got abs, but no 'abdomen' section, so maybe she has the badonkers functioning as a substitute?

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Formic Acid sacks

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Was gonna say egg sacks, but this works

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Venom sacks

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Pheromone glands. While hive full of tit fucking nipple sucking breast obsessed bugfolk.

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It would have cost you nothing to not say that... yet I am so glad you did! :)

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Suckle from my teat of perverse delights and you too can know the peace and love of the Hive, and take your place amongst the Queen's loyal subjects!

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That's Omni-Man's side piece.

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Memes are gonna be wild when the show reaches that part.

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* Honka, Donka, Badonkas

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Thank you, Matsu Sensei, for being an artist who actually "commits":

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Who's the artist again?

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Matsu-sensei

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Thank you

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I mean... at least he is honest, I can respect that on some level.

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There are aliens in D&D?

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There's no rules against it. I ran a campaign where the world had been taken over by the Yuzzhan Vong 700 years prior and the players started out as slaves in a mining camp digging for essentially the planet's soul, kinda like a Spaceballs thing where the were bringing it back to the YV home world to sustain it because it was dying.

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Githyanki (Lae'zel from Baldurs Gate 3) are from the Astral plane.

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I'm way too lazy to wikipedia. I always thought the Gith were from 3.0 as a generic psionic race from the stral plane. Is that retcon or an expansion?

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Yes, I'm sure you've heard of Baldur's Gate 3?

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Other planes may as well be other planets for the amount of expense and effort it takes to get to them compared to the median income. Planar outsiders are as alien as any sci-fi ET.

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Mind Flayers are one of many examples.

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Thri-kreen are native to Athas and this not aliens.

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Except on any planet that isn't Athas.

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Illithids are yea

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Yes. Spelljammer for for one is set in The Astral Plane. Which is basically (I’d use the Tim Curry “SPACE!” Gif here if I had it handy)

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That is cool

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I got chu

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GIFs you can hear, even with the sound turned off...

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One of my DMs homebrewed a plane of existence that lies outside the "known" D&D planes called The Wanderlands. Where anyone from any plane, andly reality, or any planet could wake up one day and find themselves in it. Like...If it were a real place, you or I could end up there just as easily as a being from another planet in another galaxy in our reality. (She tied it in with the very first campaign we did, cuz we did some reality breaking shenanigans in it.)

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(And those reality breaking shenanigans ended up creating The Wanderlands.)

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