Randomly Generated motivational quotes

Jun 21, 2017 4:33 AM

Jagorath

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m'lady

This randomly generated motivational image actually makes a lot of sense in this sub

[absolutelynotme_irl] absolutelynotme_irl by throwaway234f32423df on 2017-06-21 19:56:53

Shit man...I'm in Cali and ended up on the other side of the world with all that scrolling

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#9 needs to find its way into a condom ad.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

These seen like slogans for asian shirts with random english written on them

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Keep WOKE

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I feel like these are all Michael Scott quotes

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How did you generate them? Sort of Markov chains, rNN?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Perspective is knowing that dick in your mouth was likely in someone elses ass before.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Note to self: Stop hanging around gay bards.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fact that these are randomly generated, makes it much more open to interpretation and personal. Kind of beautiful in a way.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I guess if you're retarded.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

#59

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That must be why masturbation and fornication are seen as shameful, wake up sheeple.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like this one

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"A jacket is a jacket" genius!

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Stop walk. Shit fast?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NEVER shit fast tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not really sure what #2 is trying to tell me.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If people only associate with you because they have to, it's time to change yourself

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Ah, that makes a lot more fuckin' sense then trying to obey a dog

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Some of these make sense, others not so much

9 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 3

A lot of these read like they were for /r/im14andthisisdeep

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Just like life, my friend. Just like life.

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What's up with your shoes?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are no nudes in your favourites. I am disappointed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are, but they weren't publicly submitted, so only I can see them

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ooooh. Clever.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These sound like Jaden Smith tweets

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

#14 I'm pretty sure the coming comes before the birth, not the other way around.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Never underestimate a fetish.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah man, it's totally deep. You just don't get it. *adjusts wool knit cap*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inspirobot.me

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Thank you, you good soul

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://generated.inspirobot.me/044/aXm2915xjU.jpg the background pic makes this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ. I keep pressing generate and then it freaked out and said "what's going on" and changed into "inspiro corp" haha nice

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Only came for the thumbnail.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This sounds like some Night vale shit

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Some of these are pretty good.

9 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 3

As far as pompous phrases go, anyway.

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I mean it technically correct

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's about on the same level as "people die when they are killed".

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well people die when they are killed by members of the archer class, which is made up of archers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fortunately. I'd be afraid if they were made up of lancers with bows.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Death is everything" and " Keep quitting" motivate me a lot!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#3 s pretty good tho

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want someone to choose the best ones and then do a turing test with "real" motivational quotes.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hmmmm,,,

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

these are perfect! i haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Ditto

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you must be autistic

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Same. I rarely laugh at anything and this made me happy I poked my head back into Imgur after stepping away for a while.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This one speaks to me on a spiritual level:

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Agreed

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What we have fondled will become unfondled...

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Revelation 21:4

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

also speaks to fat mac

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It's just that kind of "can't do" attitude I bring to work every day.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Could you please stop doing that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This is a good advice, I like this one.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I saved this and several others, so good

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Already on it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's kind of funny but if you think about it as keep quitting your bad habits it actually becomes good advice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or as trying new things without becoming attached to every one of them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg me af

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Here is the source for anyone interested http://inspirobot.me

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The world doesn't need you to look like a dying flame." Basically my mood right now.

9 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 2

I just need you to unfondle me...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/Dbx1CtV

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

-insert "when the ground is death" meme here

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