MRW I play Skyrim for the first time and spec destruction magic while wearing black robes and dual casting Sparks.

Oct 25, 2017 1:26 AM

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New post MRW I play Skyrim for the first time and spec destruction magic while wearing black robes and dual casting Sparks.

fucking pleb, git gud. Bretons are the best.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How I feel with unlimited boost in RL

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its unlimited power if you enchant 4 armor pieces with -25% destruction spell cost :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then you run out of magicka?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw great. Now i have to install it again.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How I feel when going up to 6 gigs of data on my phone

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get on the resto pot loop. I had gauntlets that were enchanted for 600,000 damage unarmed. It's fun being god

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

have a large dragon roar at you while you're all just "Bah, FAWK OFF!" and uppercut that cunt to the moon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how I feel when I have a full tank of gas and blast the AC during the summer.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slowbow paralyze skillzzzz mix with sneak and blammo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

POWWWWWAAAAAAHHHH*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

UNLIMITED POWER! For like... 10 seconds when you run out of magicka due to your low level. Hope ya got a melee weapon!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

potions potions potions

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am the senate

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I must be Frank

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"So I threw the senate at him. The whole senate; true story!"

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You and I think alike.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fast track transmutation, get gold, buy mats for new bow for stealth archery

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'll be happy to know there are quite a few sith mods out there for skyrim ;p

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about 10,000 magicka and lightning storm with all shock enhance clothed?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to dual cast magic too then I became a stealth archer.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Magic? Weapons?? Try an KO a giant with fists!! Heavy armor has a perk for hand to hand, buff your gear with Heavy armor/unarmed skills.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get that one armor that poisons as enemies get close. Or sneak up an power bomb a bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MRW I take precautions against damaging electronics with electrostatic discharge.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Magic?! Be a badass and use your fists. https://youtu.be/uhBiNx749Zw

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aaaah, so an aspiring stealth Archer

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Butcher build. I take two daggers and enchant them with paralyze for one second, time doesn't matter bc their fall time is all I need

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is Ofc secondary to my stealth archer build XD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bonus pts for black star for recharging daggers

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He melts his OWN face cause he doesn't stop zapping Sammy Jack, even though Sammy Jack is reflecting it back, right? Or am o wrong?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Honestly, I was never sure on that one.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember reading somewhere it was the sith darkness manifesting itself physically, makes more sense than burns that don't look like burns

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I always scream this when playing Destiny and using my lightning fingers.

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

You should try a good Amprex in Warframe!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im playing the second having not played the first. How come i see no one using their powers in the explorey map?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

what system

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People generally save them for if they need them in patrols it's not always necessary

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm curious, how do you find the game without having played the first one? Can you follow the story and remarks the NPCs make?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A lot of the nods to the first game are lost on me, but I know where I can find the original story if I want it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So if you played the last game or not, the remarks will be different explain enemies you just meet for the first time in the game.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure. Story makes sense. They explain enough about the light and the bad guys to draw conclusions. If they make references, i dont notice.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They actually have separate dialogue for veteran players and new players so that's why

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

those dialogue pieces are mere sentences and only happen on one mission per destination. Pretty much only references at that point.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Itty bitty living space.

9 years ago | Likes 369 Dislikes 0

Did you also watch it on ABC Family last week?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bitch, I still have the DVD, lil' niggas gonna love it when they're old enough to process memories.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I friggin' read this in Robbin's voice.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I totally did too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*ahem* it's "phenomenal cosmic power"

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

As an engineer, meh, close enough.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's pretty worrying I'll be honest

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're alright if you don't drive.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, shit

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry my friend here doesnt understand

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a meme about the pokemon 'Cosmog' that an NPC named Lillie has in Pokemon sun and moon. She named it nebby and has it live in her

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Bookbag to keep it safe. No one knows it possesses immense power. Phenomenal cosmic power, itty bitty living space.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Wh-what? No. No. It's Aladdin.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Level up enchanting. You'll be able to cast every spell costing 0 magic.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Please go on sir, you have piqued my rural curiosity.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You saw enchantment that lowers certain type of spell right? You can stack them over 100% and you will not lose any mana.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

u can straight up get free illusion and use one handed enchantments with dark brotherhood gloves for permanent invis +1shot everything

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was hoping to see this here

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or use enchanting to thrn yourself into an unkillable god with crazy high damage potential because 2 knives a high attack speed and 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 chaos damage is *totally* balanced.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then find out magic does not kill anything at such a low level, change to a bow and never look back.

9 years ago | Likes 297 Dislikes 8

Every. Single. Time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Conjuration was incredible. Summoning 2 dremora to squad up on people with was by far my favorite part. They even talk smack to the baddies!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sucked being a mage early game, but I feel like a God now after having perked out magic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just need to get the duel cast and impact perks for destruction. Makes being a pure mage very possible

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just gotta get to the point when you can make 100% spell reduction for destruction spells and dual cast infinite stun

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

... While still dealing way less damage than swords and bows. But hey. Mods.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If they're perma-stunned, it doesn't matter how much or little damage you do since they can't attack you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

player.setav magicka 1000000, player.setlevel 100

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I installed the apocalypse mod, and now anything that's not magic is boring

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I played a full on Destruction Mage from toon creation to the Alduin fight....still haven't done stealth archer, and probably never will....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It sucks that you have to duel weild magic to do any real damage, my spell sword guy went to jsut being swords in higher levels...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My favourite spellsword types used the conjuration spells to whip out the sword, the biggest flaw was not being able to block.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Magic was clunky outside of mages. I hated switching between a shield and a restoration/alteration spells. Skyrim needed a quick use dial.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The SkyUI mod or whatever it's called made a pretty sweet keybind loadout system, allowing you to easily switch between them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I totally forgot how bad magic is early on in my last playthrough. Went back to bow assassin

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

i tell ya...mods

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but there are mods that make it better and add plenty of new spells to have fun with.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Apocalypse Magic Mod is fun. Just, have to not use Bolide since then your back to sniping, just with magic meteors instead of arrows...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ps4 version:(

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

That's your problem. Playing a moddable game on an unfriendly system lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pcmr

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

im pretty sure ordinator was ported over to the ps. could be wrong tho.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Does it get better though? It never did for me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It peaks when you reach lvl 100, really. I had to change into a summoner/destruction type caster to be able to keep up the dmg later.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, mages can go as great stealth archers

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, what race if stealth archer did you play? I was an argonian on my last one.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Actively playing an Argonian right now. Intended on going with maces... got tired of dying by being in people's faces... went stealth archer

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was two handed sword and heavy armor when I started

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shield and single handed is really good. Nothing hurts you anymore, especially if you get the daedric shield that can block magic.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one here who can stubbornly stick to a single weapon type in a game?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm a big fan of war axes, but I'll break out Dawnbreaker if I'm fighting undead.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All of my characters became stealth archers. That's pretty stubborn.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm here to join you. I don't know how people are so bad at such a simple game.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 1

I hate this image so much.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imperials come from cyrodiil, oblivion is basically hell

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another person missed the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thalmor isn't a race???

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Out of everything wrong with the post, that’s the only thing you noticed?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You missed the joke

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh man, this summarises 60% of Skyrim's community.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As someone who's never played this game, I'm sensing a pattern here...

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

yah thoes one guys are black

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's a running joke. In the vanilla game, playing a stealth archer was so OP there was no point in trying anything else. There (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Are some mods that can be downloaded now that significantly rebalance the play-styles, making it much more fun. (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Stealth is hilariously broken in Elder Scrolls. Otherwise you max alchemy, smithing, and enchanting to become a god via a loophole.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Basically w/ craft enhancing enchantments and potions you can make better craft enhancing enchantments and potions. Rinse and repeat.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Doot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

stop until you have an dagger or weapon you like aesthetically that is capable of creating a blackhole upon hit and then implosion.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's been pretty rough. My companions are doing way more damage than I am at the moment.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Just wait till you can dual cast fireballs and have obscene mana regen (like level 12-15 ish). The quadratic wizard rule still works here.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I ran through skyrim using illusion magic and daggers only. Its rly fun but at one point u become an invisble god that 1shot everything

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Magic is woefully underpowered in Skyrim compared to just leveling a weapon skill and smithing without cost reduction gear.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Midas magic mod, thank me later

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Midas and Apocalypse magic mod

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One little sorta thing that helps magic is if you just tap them with a sparks spell, they take extra damage over time and you save mana (1)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah and that "maximum damage" is the equivalent of an iron dagger, vanilla magic sucks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just keep tapping them with single ticks of the sparks spell and you use almost no mana while doing maximum damage

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sparks? Thought it was Flames. The one that set them on fire.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All of the basic DoT spells do it. Fire just does it even better because the burning debuff makes them take more damage as well

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't mod Skyrim, magic is useless. Melee combat can be somewhat god, but for harder difficulties sneaking is the only viable 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It sucks. Just like you had to spec a certain in Oblivion to actually be able to survive.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually, no. In vanilla skyrim, enchanting is the most powerful magic discipline. Reduce cost of destruction with 100% and presto!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're a fireball machine gun and also Impact staggers enemies. But yeah, also just mod it to fix damage because it's stupid low.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Enchanting; Yes. Magic; No. Even if you get 0 cost on your spells, infinity times 0 is still zero. The output of spells isn't the best.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Even master spells suck. Y'know, the ones that take eons tho charge. Thank God for mods.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0