Oct 25, 2017 1:26 AM
Mizzac
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CreamAndShit
fucking pleb, git gud. Bretons are the best.
alphakinnywonup
How I feel with unlimited boost in RL
Cornflakes91
its unlimited power if you enchant 4 armor pieces with -25% destruction spell cost :D
Norard
Then you run out of magicka?
Slattefors
Aw great. Now i have to install it again.
AngryAngryDane
intotheEnd
How I feel when going up to 6 gigs of data on my phone
yeaaadude
Get on the resto pot loop. I had gauntlets that were enchanted for 600,000 damage unarmed. It's fun being god
ZerginfestorHOTS
have a large dragon roar at you while you're all just "Bah, FAWK OFF!" and uppercut that cunt to the moon.
pizzapartyhard
This is how I feel when I have a full tank of gas and blast the AC during the summer.
Dracongield
Slowbow paralyze skillzzzz mix with sneak and blammo
NipplesTheEnchiIada
POWWWWWAAAAAAHHHH*
Stefanfr1997
UNLIMITED POWER! For like... 10 seconds when you run out of magicka due to your low level. Hope ya got a melee weapon!
d0o0o0d
potions potions potions
TheEmperorDarthSidious
I am the senate
jonezycrow
I must be Frank
IronicUsername
"So I threw the senate at him. The whole senate; true story!"
Username checks out
drh1138
You and I think alike.
chrisking3455
Fast track transmutation, get gold, buy mats for new bow for stealth archery
JWT07
You'll be happy to know there are quite a few sith mods out there for skyrim ;p
ClockworkOrange1971
How about 10,000 magicka and lightning storm with all shock enhance clothed?
notdisgustingjustlazy
I used to dual cast magic too then I became a stealth archer.
Ydafuqitmattertho
Magic? Weapons?? Try an KO a giant with fists!! Heavy armor has a perk for hand to hand, buff your gear with Heavy armor/unarmed skills.
Get that one armor that poisons as enemies get close. Or sneak up an power bomb a bitch.
MarsMatter
MRW I take precautions against damaging electronics with electrostatic discharge.
kojenk
Magic?! Be a badass and use your fists. https://youtu.be/uhBiNx749Zw
SolarPolarBear
Aaaah, so an aspiring stealth Archer
michoacaneno
Butcher build. I take two daggers and enchant them with paralyze for one second, time doesn't matter bc their fall time is all I need
This is Ofc secondary to my stealth archer build XD
Bonus pts for black star for recharging daggers
wherestheboof
He melts his OWN face cause he doesn't stop zapping Sammy Jack, even though Sammy Jack is reflecting it back, right? Or am o wrong?
Honestly, I was never sure on that one.
stinkingyeti
I remember reading somewhere it was the sith darkness manifesting itself physically, makes more sense than burns that don't look like burns
chavnutsmcchav
I always scream this when playing Destiny and using my lightning fingers.
LucidPariah
You should try a good Amprex in Warframe!
willunconditionallydownvoterepoststatistics
Im playing the second having not played the first. How come i see no one using their powers in the explorey map?
Omeguhz
what system
theshadow107
People generally save them for if they need them in patrols it's not always necessary
Smallwater
I'm curious, how do you find the game without having played the first one? Can you follow the story and remarks the NPCs make?
NotoriousBadassWhoLovesMusicals
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quillfreminenti
A lot of the nods to the first game are lost on me, but I know where I can find the original story if I want it.
Thesickened
So if you played the last game or not, the remarks will be different explain enemies you just meet for the first time in the game.
pie113
Cool
Sure. Story makes sense. They explain enough about the light and the bad guys to draw conclusions. If they make references, i dont notice.
They actually have separate dialogue for veteran players and new players so that's why
those dialogue pieces are mere sentences and only happen on one mission per destination. Pretty much only references at that point.
ZaeMillion
Itty bitty living space.
sirbumpkiss
Did you also watch it on ABC Family last week?
Bitch, I still have the DVD, lil' niggas gonna love it when they're old enough to process memories.
cuddlydingo
I friggin' read this in Robbin's voice.
Neoqueen
I totally did too
Aquatic02
Good.
AFickleNipple
*ahem* it's "phenomenal cosmic power"
l8rz
As an engineer, meh, close enough.
NotALager
That's pretty worrying I'll be honest
You're alright if you don't drive.
Well, shit
NitroTheChampZach
Sorry my friend here doesnt understand
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
It's a meme about the pokemon 'Cosmog' that an NPC named Lillie has in Pokemon sun and moon. She named it nebby and has it live in her
Bookbag to keep it safe. No one knows it possesses immense power. Phenomenal cosmic power, itty bitty living space.
funniername
Wh-what? No. No. It's Aladdin.
lickingdoorknobsonotherplanetsisillegal
Burkeybumkins
Level up enchanting. You'll be able to cast every spell costing 0 magic.
SirGruffles
Please go on sir, you have piqued my rural curiosity.
GreyKihano
You saw enchantment that lowers certain type of spell right? You can stack them over 100% and you will not lose any mana.
404OCNotFound
u can straight up get free illusion and use one handed enchantments with dark brotherhood gloves for permanent invis +1shot everything
Zephirenth
Was hoping to see this here
AbridgedKirito
Or use enchanting to thrn yourself into an unkillable god with crazy high damage potential because 2 knives a high attack speed and 1/2
2/2 chaos damage is *totally* balanced.
Pmany
And then find out magic does not kill anything at such a low level, change to a bow and never look back.
appatheflyingbison
Every. Single. Time.
Glizzymandias
Conjuration was incredible. Summoning 2 dremora to squad up on people with was by far my favorite part. They even talk smack to the baddies!
HuevosConCarnage
Sucked being a mage early game, but I feel like a God now after having perked out magic.
Mobax
You just need to get the duel cast and impact perks for destruction. Makes being a pure mage very possible
megagamer92
Just gotta get to the point when you can make 100% spell reduction for destruction spells and dual cast infinite stun
GodOfTheBumbleBees
... While still dealing way less damage than swords and bows. But hey. Mods.
If they're perma-stunned, it doesn't matter how much or little damage you do since they can't attack you.
EClaire1073
player.setav magicka 1000000, player.setlevel 100
JFMiskatonic
I installed the apocalypse mod, and now anything that's not magic is boring
IainG101
I played a full on Destruction Mage from toon creation to the Alduin fight....still haven't done stealth archer, and probably never will....
JesseSlayer
It sucks that you have to duel weild magic to do any real damage, my spell sword guy went to jsut being swords in higher levels...
My favourite spellsword types used the conjuration spells to whip out the sword, the biggest flaw was not being able to block.
Razblaze
Magic was clunky outside of mages. I hated switching between a shield and a restoration/alteration spells. Skyrim needed a quick use dial.
The SkyUI mod or whatever it's called made a pretty sweet keybind loadout system, allowing you to easily switch between them.
chip700r
I totally forgot how bad magic is early on in my last playthrough. Went back to bow assassin
Noraneko
i tell ya...mods
liltortatree
Yeah but there are mods that make it better and add plenty of new spells to have fun with.
KiyaSeraphia
Apocalypse Magic Mod is fun. Just, have to not use Bolide since then your back to sniping, just with magic meteors instead of arrows...
Ps4 version:(
Trustinlies
That's your problem. Playing a moddable game on an unfriendly system lol
illegalacorn
pcmr
whambamcanofspam
im pretty sure ordinator was ported over to the ps. could be wrong tho.
Telkesh
Does it get better though? It never did for me
Madsvg
It peaks when you reach lvl 100, really. I had to change into a summoner/destruction type caster to be able to keep up the dmg later.
ShirouBlue
Yes, mages can go as great stealth archers
LargeHoman
Ah, what race if stealth archer did you play? I was an argonian on my last one.
Katamoran
Actively playing an Argonian right now. Intended on going with maces... got tired of dying by being in people's faces... went stealth archer
I was two handed sword and heavy armor when I started
ShrubNinja
Shield and single handed is really good. Nothing hurts you anymore, especially if you get the daedric shield that can block magic.
IcyLucario
Am I the only one here who can stubbornly stick to a single weapon type in a game?
I'm a big fan of war axes, but I'll break out Dawnbreaker if I'm fighting undead.
SheaBriar
All of my characters became stealth archers. That's pretty stubborn.
KingdomSlum
I'm here to join you. I don't know how people are so bad at such a simple game.
heytheretaylor
Memesdepression
I hate this image so much.
Markamanic
Imperials come from cyrodiil, oblivion is basically hell
ButtsandBewbs
Another person missed the joke.
FinnaSquabbleNigNag
Thalmor isn't a race???
ElbowDeepInACat
Out of everything wrong with the post, that’s the only thing you noticed?
You missed the joke
Oh man, this summarises 60% of Skyrim's community.
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
As someone who's never played this game, I'm sensing a pattern here...
Leeloothedog
yah thoes one guys are black
ForeveraKritik
Yeah, it's a running joke. In the vanilla game, playing a stealth archer was so OP there was no point in trying anything else. There (1/2)
Are some mods that can be downloaded now that significantly rebalance the play-styles, making it much more fun. (2/2)
Stealth is hilariously broken in Elder Scrolls. Otherwise you max alchemy, smithing, and enchanting to become a god via a loophole.
Basically w/ craft enhancing enchantments and potions you can make better craft enhancing enchantments and potions. Rinse and repeat.
AbyssinianRem
Doot.
stop until you have an dagger or weapon you like aesthetically that is capable of creating a blackhole upon hit and then implosion.
It's been pretty rough. My companions are doing way more damage than I am at the moment.
rianrps
Just wait till you can dual cast fireballs and have obscene mana regen (like level 12-15 ish). The quadratic wizard rule still works here.
DefinitelyNotOmegon
I ran through skyrim using illusion magic and daggers only. Its rly fun but at one point u become an invisble god that 1shot everything
otakon17
Magic is woefully underpowered in Skyrim compared to just leveling a weapon skill and smithing without cost reduction gear.
WhereDeyAtDoe
Midas magic mod, thank me later
RiskItForATotalBiscuit
Midas and Apocalypse magic mod
Chronicle
One little sorta thing that helps magic is if you just tap them with a sparks spell, they take extra damage over time and you save mana (1)
Yeah and that "maximum damage" is the equivalent of an iron dagger, vanilla magic sucks
just keep tapping them with single ticks of the sparks spell and you use almost no mana while doing maximum damage
TypicallyKyle
Sparks? Thought it was Flames. The one that set them on fire.
All of the basic DoT spells do it. Fire just does it even better because the burning debuff makes them take more damage as well
NastyLad
If you don't mod Skyrim, magic is useless. Melee combat can be somewhat god, but for harder difficulties sneaking is the only viable 1/2
It sucks. Just like you had to spec a certain in Oblivion to actually be able to survive.
fivecharacters
Actually, no. In vanilla skyrim, enchanting is the most powerful magic discipline. Reduce cost of destruction with 100% and presto!
You're a fireball machine gun and also Impact staggers enemies. But yeah, also just mod it to fix damage because it's stupid low.
Enchanting; Yes. Magic; No. Even if you get 0 cost on your spells, infinity times 0 is still zero. The output of spells isn't the best.
Even master spells suck. Y'know, the ones that take eons tho charge. Thank God for mods.
CreamAndShit
fucking pleb, git gud. Bretons are the best.
alphakinnywonup
How I feel with unlimited boost in RL
Cornflakes91
its unlimited power if you enchant 4 armor pieces with -25% destruction spell cost :D
Norard
Then you run out of magicka?
Slattefors
Aw great. Now i have to install it again.
AngryAngryDane
intotheEnd
How I feel when going up to 6 gigs of data on my phone
yeaaadude
Get on the resto pot loop. I had gauntlets that were enchanted for 600,000 damage unarmed. It's fun being god
ZerginfestorHOTS
have a large dragon roar at you while you're all just "Bah, FAWK OFF!" and uppercut that cunt to the moon.
pizzapartyhard
This is how I feel when I have a full tank of gas and blast the AC during the summer.
Dracongield
Slowbow paralyze skillzzzz mix with sneak and blammo
NipplesTheEnchiIada
POWWWWWAAAAAAHHHH*
Stefanfr1997
UNLIMITED POWER! For like... 10 seconds when you run out of magicka due to your low level. Hope ya got a melee weapon!
d0o0o0d
potions potions potions
TheEmperorDarthSidious
I am the senate
jonezycrow
I must be Frank
IronicUsername
"So I threw the senate at him. The whole senate; true story!"
Mizzac
Username checks out
drh1138
You and I think alike.
chrisking3455
Fast track transmutation, get gold, buy mats for new bow for stealth archery
JWT07
You'll be happy to know there are quite a few sith mods out there for skyrim ;p
ClockworkOrange1971
How about 10,000 magicka and lightning storm with all shock enhance clothed?
notdisgustingjustlazy
I used to dual cast magic too then I became a stealth archer.
Ydafuqitmattertho
Magic? Weapons?? Try an KO a giant with fists!! Heavy armor has a perk for hand to hand, buff your gear with Heavy armor/unarmed skills.
Ydafuqitmattertho
Get that one armor that poisons as enemies get close. Or sneak up an power bomb a bitch.
MarsMatter
MRW I take precautions against damaging electronics with electrostatic discharge.
kojenk
Magic?! Be a badass and use your fists. https://youtu.be/uhBiNx749Zw
SolarPolarBear
Aaaah, so an aspiring stealth Archer
michoacaneno
Butcher build. I take two daggers and enchant them with paralyze for one second, time doesn't matter bc their fall time is all I need
michoacaneno
This is Ofc secondary to my stealth archer build XD
michoacaneno
Bonus pts for black star for recharging daggers
wherestheboof
He melts his OWN face cause he doesn't stop zapping Sammy Jack, even though Sammy Jack is reflecting it back, right? Or am o wrong?
Mizzac
Honestly, I was never sure on that one.
stinkingyeti
I remember reading somewhere it was the sith darkness manifesting itself physically, makes more sense than burns that don't look like burns
chavnutsmcchav
I always scream this when playing Destiny and using my lightning fingers.
LucidPariah
You should try a good Amprex in Warframe!
willunconditionallydownvoterepoststatistics
Im playing the second having not played the first. How come i see no one using their powers in the explorey map?
Omeguhz
what system
theshadow107
People generally save them for if they need them in patrols it's not always necessary
Smallwater
I'm curious, how do you find the game without having played the first one? Can you follow the story and remarks the NPCs make?
NotoriousBadassWhoLovesMusicals
.
quillfreminenti
A lot of the nods to the first game are lost on me, but I know where I can find the original story if I want it.
Thesickened
So if you played the last game or not, the remarks will be different explain enemies you just meet for the first time in the game.
pie113
Cool
willunconditionallydownvoterepoststatistics
Sure. Story makes sense. They explain enough about the light and the bad guys to draw conclusions. If they make references, i dont notice.
theshadow107
They actually have separate dialogue for veteran players and new players so that's why
Omeguhz
those dialogue pieces are mere sentences and only happen on one mission per destination. Pretty much only references at that point.
ZaeMillion
Itty bitty living space.
sirbumpkiss
Did you also watch it on ABC Family last week?
ZaeMillion
Bitch, I still have the DVD, lil' niggas gonna love it when they're old enough to process memories.
cuddlydingo
I friggin' read this in Robbin's voice.
Neoqueen
I totally did too
Aquatic02
Good.
AFickleNipple
*ahem* it's "phenomenal cosmic power"
l8rz
As an engineer, meh, close enough.
NotALager
That's pretty worrying I'll be honest
l8rz
You're alright if you don't drive.
NotALager
Well, shit
NitroTheChampZach
Sorry my friend here doesnt understand
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
It's a meme about the pokemon 'Cosmog' that an NPC named Lillie has in Pokemon sun and moon. She named it nebby and has it live in her
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Bookbag to keep it safe. No one knows it possesses immense power. Phenomenal cosmic power, itty bitty living space.
funniername
Wh-what? No. No. It's Aladdin.
lickingdoorknobsonotherplanetsisillegal
Burkeybumkins
Level up enchanting. You'll be able to cast every spell costing 0 magic.
SirGruffles
Please go on sir, you have piqued my rural curiosity.
GreyKihano
You saw enchantment that lowers certain type of spell right? You can stack them over 100% and you will not lose any mana.
404OCNotFound
u can straight up get free illusion and use one handed enchantments with dark brotherhood gloves for permanent invis +1shot everything
Zephirenth
Was hoping to see this here
AbridgedKirito
Or use enchanting to thrn yourself into an unkillable god with crazy high damage potential because 2 knives a high attack speed and 1/2
AbridgedKirito
2/2 chaos damage is *totally* balanced.
Pmany
And then find out magic does not kill anything at such a low level, change to a bow and never look back.
appatheflyingbison
Every. Single. Time.
Glizzymandias
Conjuration was incredible. Summoning 2 dremora to squad up on people with was by far my favorite part. They even talk smack to the baddies!
HuevosConCarnage
Sucked being a mage early game, but I feel like a God now after having perked out magic.
Mobax
You just need to get the duel cast and impact perks for destruction. Makes being a pure mage very possible
megagamer92
Just gotta get to the point when you can make 100% spell reduction for destruction spells and dual cast infinite stun
GodOfTheBumbleBees
... While still dealing way less damage than swords and bows. But hey. Mods.
megagamer92
If they're perma-stunned, it doesn't matter how much or little damage you do since they can't attack you.
EClaire1073
player.setav magicka 1000000, player.setlevel 100
JFMiskatonic
I installed the apocalypse mod, and now anything that's not magic is boring
IainG101
I played a full on Destruction Mage from toon creation to the Alduin fight....still haven't done stealth archer, and probably never will....
JesseSlayer
It sucks that you have to duel weild magic to do any real damage, my spell sword guy went to jsut being swords in higher levels...
stinkingyeti
My favourite spellsword types used the conjuration spells to whip out the sword, the biggest flaw was not being able to block.
Razblaze
Magic was clunky outside of mages. I hated switching between a shield and a restoration/alteration spells. Skyrim needed a quick use dial.
stinkingyeti
The SkyUI mod or whatever it's called made a pretty sweet keybind loadout system, allowing you to easily switch between them.
chip700r
I totally forgot how bad magic is early on in my last playthrough. Went back to bow assassin
Noraneko
i tell ya...mods
liltortatree
Yeah but there are mods that make it better and add plenty of new spells to have fun with.
KiyaSeraphia
Apocalypse Magic Mod is fun. Just, have to not use Bolide since then your back to sniping, just with magic meteors instead of arrows...
chip700r
Ps4 version:(
Trustinlies
That's your problem. Playing a moddable game on an unfriendly system lol
illegalacorn
pcmr
whambamcanofspam
im pretty sure ordinator was ported over to the ps. could be wrong tho.
Telkesh
Does it get better though? It never did for me
Madsvg
It peaks when you reach lvl 100, really. I had to change into a summoner/destruction type caster to be able to keep up the dmg later.
ShirouBlue
Yes, mages can go as great stealth archers
LargeHoman
Ah, what race if stealth archer did you play? I was an argonian on my last one.
Katamoran
Actively playing an Argonian right now. Intended on going with maces... got tired of dying by being in people's faces... went stealth archer
LargeHoman
I was two handed sword and heavy armor when I started
ShrubNinja
Shield and single handed is really good. Nothing hurts you anymore, especially if you get the daedric shield that can block magic.
IcyLucario
Am I the only one here who can stubbornly stick to a single weapon type in a game?
d0o0o0d
I'm a big fan of war axes, but I'll break out Dawnbreaker if I'm fighting undead.
SheaBriar
All of my characters became stealth archers. That's pretty stubborn.
KingdomSlum
I'm here to join you. I don't know how people are so bad at such a simple game.
heytheretaylor
Memesdepression
I hate this image so much.
Markamanic
Imperials come from cyrodiil, oblivion is basically hell
ButtsandBewbs
Another person missed the joke.
FinnaSquabbleNigNag
Thalmor isn't a race???
ElbowDeepInACat
Out of everything wrong with the post, that’s the only thing you noticed?
ButtsandBewbs
You missed the joke
heytheretaylor
ButtsandBewbs
Oh man, this summarises 60% of Skyrim's community.
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
As someone who's never played this game, I'm sensing a pattern here...
Leeloothedog
yah thoes one guys are black
ForeveraKritik
Yeah, it's a running joke. In the vanilla game, playing a stealth archer was so OP there was no point in trying anything else. There (1/2)
ForeveraKritik
Are some mods that can be downloaded now that significantly rebalance the play-styles, making it much more fun. (2/2)
Razblaze
Stealth is hilariously broken in Elder Scrolls. Otherwise you max alchemy, smithing, and enchanting to become a god via a loophole.
Razblaze
Basically w/ craft enhancing enchantments and potions you can make better craft enhancing enchantments and potions. Rinse and repeat.
AbyssinianRem
Doot.
ZerginfestorHOTS
stop until you have an dagger or weapon you like aesthetically that is capable of creating a blackhole upon hit and then implosion.
Mizzac
It's been pretty rough. My companions are doing way more damage than I am at the moment.
rianrps
Just wait till you can dual cast fireballs and have obscene mana regen (like level 12-15 ish). The quadratic wizard rule still works here.
DefinitelyNotOmegon
I ran through skyrim using illusion magic and daggers only. Its rly fun but at one point u become an invisble god that 1shot everything
otakon17
Magic is woefully underpowered in Skyrim compared to just leveling a weapon skill and smithing without cost reduction gear.
WhereDeyAtDoe
Midas magic mod, thank me later
RiskItForATotalBiscuit
Midas and Apocalypse magic mod
Chronicle
One little sorta thing that helps magic is if you just tap them with a sparks spell, they take extra damage over time and you save mana (1)
WhereDeyAtDoe
Yeah and that "maximum damage" is the equivalent of an iron dagger, vanilla magic sucks
Chronicle
just keep tapping them with single ticks of the sparks spell and you use almost no mana while doing maximum damage
TypicallyKyle
Sparks? Thought it was Flames. The one that set them on fire.
Chronicle
All of the basic DoT spells do it. Fire just does it even better because the burning debuff makes them take more damage as well
NastyLad
If you don't mod Skyrim, magic is useless. Melee combat can be somewhat god, but for harder difficulties sneaking is the only viable 1/2
NastyLad
It sucks. Just like you had to spec a certain in Oblivion to actually be able to survive.
fivecharacters
Actually, no. In vanilla skyrim, enchanting is the most powerful magic discipline. Reduce cost of destruction with 100% and presto!
fivecharacters
You're a fireball machine gun and also Impact staggers enemies. But yeah, also just mod it to fix damage because it's stupid low.
NastyLad
Enchanting; Yes. Magic; No. Even if you get 0 cost on your spells, infinity times 0 is still zero. The output of spells isn't the best.
AbridgedKirito
Even master spells suck. Y'know, the ones that take eons tho charge. Thank God for mods.