Mommyofmany
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Jul 1, 2017 12:28 AM
Mommyofmany
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shedooooooooo
I'm so turned on right now.
a40yo
drunktrashpanda
MysteriousCreeper
Well, if you're getting arrested, a good old fashioned really lessens the inconvenience.
DanFranzen
The new Jump Street movie looks good.
Garouleloup
He must be very popular at the TSA
bunner24
this will never, ever get old.
thefiresofheaven
this is a new level of low quality
Mayyybe
Never gets old
ArgentXero
AtomicPencils
I like how the other officer looked away kind of in support of his partner. You grabbed his penis, oh look a lamp I didn't see anything
therocksfannypack
"Do you have a permit to carry that loaded weapon?"
GuestChrist
I like how he jiggles it.
imheretoupvotecats
whitter86
Better quality
ViolationOfSanity
mtshithawk
That cop just tickled that pickle....while on duty.
ZacMuerte
Was watching LivePD yesterday and a guy tried this, and the cop just pulled out gloves and started searching inside his pants to be sure.
Fahargo
The size of it to be right there puts me to shame
VigoTheCarpathian
If the cop keeps frisking like that it's likely to go off.
inagoddadavida
If he keeps on it may.
hotdudecurator
I got into the wrong profession... ;)
nuto
This should be rank 1 comment. Well done.
Irishitup
duhhsaurus
Hahaha!
Mightyhealon
"what kind of weapon is this" - police officer "only the one I use at night sir" dude getting a free HJ
ExquisiteConundrum
I don't have a penis, but that looks like that hurts... that cop is not gentle...
Azzreal69
What pencils said, its the testicles that are sensitive. Mr Roughneck on the other hand can take quite the beating.
AtomicPencils
You'd be surprised at how much physical abuse can be done, as a past co-worker of mine once said, "I beat my dick like it owes me money"
ExquisiteConundrum
I guess maybe the denim on skin plus the dude just squeezing and pulling away on it like it owes him money looks super uncomfortable lol
mattbklyn
Gianttesticlemonster
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
UnsolicitedRoasting
Your bio is epic! Like literally you knew why I went over there for!!
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
metalfoto
maybe he's only happy to be arrested
SaraNayde
Even with the poor quality, you can see the cop's immediate horror and thoughts of "Crap, did I just accidentally turn myself gay? Shiiit."
6Hexa6gram6
Irishitup
I like how the other cop is like 'ohh uhhhh what's that over here??'
FuckMeFuckYou
Got drugs in your pocket? Tell the cop it's your ding dong and he will no longer prod & will immediately stop searching you. Thanks penis!
TedTheMan
Is the suspect smiling?
SaraNayde
Hard to tell, but it doesn't look like it.
TedTheMan
:)
ohlordylordy
Dreadric
axelfive
That is terrifying.
Greatwood
ManOfIce
Fucking weebs
Knilore
What happened to her crotch? That's some freaky anatomy folded in there.
imakeyourusernamesinashittyway
https://imgur.com/Hh68TMJ.png
Greatwood
<3
Merrymate2
Basic anime girl or an actual character?
DepressiousOverwhelmous
Does it really matter at this stage?
Fenderzilla
I thinking he was hoping for some sauce
SleepyFerret
He came 5 seconds after he commented so he's fine
metalfoto