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Aug 5, 2016 6:20 PM
UncleDmytry
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henrygondorff
I have that shave mirror. It's horrible.
HCBnorth
Just bought a new car, and I miss being able to perpetually open and close my old Jetta key...
Desaku
Anyone else think this was gonna be a recipe post using peanut butter and sunkist? I was a little worried at first
cinnamonstyck
I spent the whole thing trying to figure out what event this person is getting ready for.
johnsonchen0511
it's so good makes feel i just cheated no my gf
canibFrank
OK, yeah - the stupid VW switchblade key. It's gratifying to flick but my car (2015 GTI) doesn't have any keyholes (except the glove box).
BulbasaurMagnus1984
So much satisfaction in one gif...
itchybackside
do one completely opposite please!!
Reinorvak
But why did the orange turn brown...
buttercupbutt18
I need sound for like 90% of these. I just feel frustrated *sigh*
cuttlefishsticks
So is this like, visual ASMR?
GulliverShagNasty
-1 I expected Orange fanta to be poured into that cup you malevolent Monster!
GulliverShagNasty
JK +1 for the great wank
Ubernobsauce
So are we just not gunna talk about how they open an orange soda can and pour out cola
buzzboy111
Slower you slut!
itibittybaby
IT HURTS BUT FEELS SO GOOD
ProfessorFlora
why? at least this isn't as bad as MOST gifs that are "perfectly satisfying" or w/e bullshit but why
conspiramid
You guys look up ASMR if you like this.
GraAnoisAgusGoDeo
I got tingly. But that might be the wine.
mynameisThaliaandnoidontsing
I also got tingly but it's definitely the ganja
Formalflapflap
I am pleased, thank you
bishop2905
I'M SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW
isTHATonMYface
Ohh man thats a lot of goodness...
0mni42
Who uses a spoon to spread peanut butter?
thebabyduck
I do.
Attacker732
Who said it was going to be spread?
SnowMeowPlush
It bothered me you didn't take the care when opening the can of soda, not to get it on the rim.
GuanWhuapo
What kind of brute opens a soda like that
saltyyjoe
meatballing
I know that girl! Whoooaaaa life is leaking into the internet
IveRegisteredThreeTimesAndKeepForgettingPleaseSendHelp
Buzzfeed? Buzzfeed.
AlexBePlantin
Slower, you slut!
Argosnotargo
what kind of monster stomps on the bubble wrap with their feet!
delilahviolet
My 6 year old
LadySchreckster
My 2 year old
orangatuan
I don't do that. Nope not me. WHO SAID THAT? I SAID I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
Ok, except for the bubble wrap. That needs to be done slowly and meditatively one by one.
sharkattackalackin
OCayDude
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
Lol, no, not me. It's just more satisfying that way!
Junktrunkjunkie
Nah I just need a mile of it... And a steam roller.
CabbageB0y
Slower you slut
chriswihu
go at it in grid formation, once spent 2 rainy days with a 6 m long piece, best weekend ever
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
Wanna Netflix and bubble wrap?
chriswihu
Netflix, chill and bubble wrap, see how many can be popped from "other activities"
ireadyouremailz
i prefer it folded eight times and put under the hydraulic press.
illegalacorn
video link?
ireadyouremailz
i don't want to disappoint you.
illegalacorn
you will if you don't give me a video link
ireadyouremailz
so as i said, i don't want to disappoint you, but there is no video.
AsmodeanUnderscoreReturns
::orgasmic moans::
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