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If had a million dollars If I had a million dollars well I'd buy you a house
Oct 30, 2015 6:25 PM
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IAMFROOPLAPA
Should have made it an immigration charity
Hatrax
Trump: Born on third base, thinks he hit a triple.
Namsuo
Trump is a huge dickhead
p5a0u9l
listen to yourselves, 'If Trumps PR is any good...' this is D fuckin T people. he wrote the the book on how to properly tea bag PR
MagnificentDustmopQueen
Donald Trump is a piece of shit and I'm drunk as fuck
scarlettexashes
Can Colbert just run for president instead?
thirteenENs
Adjusted for inflation, the loan Trump's dad gave him would be $3.6 Million. Write another check, Colbert!
kim73
I thought it was 6mil after inflation. He's 69 and he would have probably started himself at the age of 20-25 so I'd say 1960-1970 so 6mil..
Marclivis
He also got his dad's company, valued at about 200 million last I read. Some say he "only" got 40 million worth of it though...
MidiArbite
Wasn't till much later down the line when he'd proven himself with the 1mil, though it is dishonest to say he turned the 1mil into billions.
CGWN
It was three years after he graduated college: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trump_Organization
Marclivis
My point was that he never had anything close to financial difficulty.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Hasn't Colbert stopped with his show? :/
AngelOMorte
The Colbert Report yes, but he took over for David Letterman and is now on CBS.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Ah cool, thanks!
foxsakes
+1 for Barenaked ladies reference
Samagon
I wouldn't buy you a real fur house, cause that'd be cruel.
FrankBrayman
Been a while since I've heard anything from them. I believe It's beennNN ONE WEEK...!
ElTigreChang
Why would you do this to us
OliverClothesoff70
Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick & your brain stops tickin' Watchin X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison
OliverClothesoff70
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
FrankBrayman
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic!
CapnJackHarkness
Next thing I'm tantric
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
Yay someone finally got the reference eh.
CharlesFuckingBronson
I always feel bad for bank tellers when I see those checks. They must be like: "so sick of fucking TV people"
duckfacedguerillabear
He is a piece of shit winning over the ignorant. He's not a politician, he is a professional salesman selling you his candidacy.
McSmug
I heard my moms boyfriend make this same exact argument and I asked why exactly that was a problem. No answer. Well, not an intelligent one.
duckfacedguerillabear
???because he has mad a fortune selling shit, he makes it his business to know demographics and turn them in his favor with key words.
mahmahhan
An unrelated qestion as a british person do american presidential candidates wear coloured ties according to their party like in britain?
BuffyTheVampyreSlayer
Also, until the 2000 election, red wasn't associated with republicans and blue wasn't a democrat color. This is recent.
Itsallgouda
Yes. Image is EXTREMELY important to politicians.
mahmahhan
Explain pls
mahmahhan
Oh wait don't worry i read it wrong :)
DarkLordComments
IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS I WOULD USE IT TO EXPAND MY DARK THRONE OF POWER, HAHAHHAHA YESSS
wwomp526
I love it , he nailed it
Worldsmadeofink
I don't think he won't sign it. He will ask it back with interest.
FlyingTigerRose
I so love this man.
JamBarn
And he turned it into billions. I mean, that's impressive and I'm sure it wasn't easy. No, I'm not pro-Trump.
pentameter
Maybe a llama, or an emu
NotACanadian
Emus are llama birds
noscarletcoat
But not a real green dress; that's cruel
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
JossWhedonsGhost
He has been a national joke for decades. Why the hell are people taking him seriously now? I respect every candidate, but he is atrocious.
drunkjesus
He knows howto play his audience. Hopefully people who realize he's full of it spread the word, research and vote for the better candidates.
MidiArbite
He's tapped into an anti-globalist feeling that resonates pretty well among disenfranchised working and middle class voters
JossWhedonsGhost
I don't understand people who will vote against their best interests. Donald Trump would destroy the middle class if he were president.
azazyel
And how much money would that be worth now in 2015 dollars?
CGWN
Somewhere between 6 and 7 million.
saharadesert
Like, 6 money
DrWilliamHorriblePhD
About three times as much
undernourishedandovercaffeinated
$3.6 million
ThatGuyYouMetOnTheBus
About 30 speed.
glasgowjohn
Why does everyone post gifs when its not needed
JoonasD6
I like it. Seeing movement is nice. Though one could post non-animated gifs or animated pngs instead.
ActuallyMyNamesMarina
Why people get upset about gifs for no rational reason?
RottenKitten
Mobile. The official app autoplays the gifs.
RelativeVelocity
Its rough on mobile
awkwardllama
Because mobile
KariMil
Maybe it's for the illiterate, so they can read lips.
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
For every gif its an extra 10 imaginary internet points
whooshby
You have to admit, Colberts snarkiness is 30% facial/70% verbal.
LateNightBunnyParty
I love that man. Colbert, marry me.
BlueBomber05
He has a wife and children
QuestionablyHatefulGiraffe
I could have a sister wife.
LateNightBunnyParty
I'm married with kids, too! ::sing songy:: Something in common!
ashmenon
And this is why we need polygamy.
fayt7
He is strictly dickly i think
Smead
No... He's been married to a woman forever.
sj2890
What?
Thogert
+1 for the awesome username.
DRcesarsPalaceMD
Source because he didn't https://youtu.be/5oa_kGfExuA
SpyMonkey3D
Was looking for this, thanks
DRcesarsPalaceMD
No problem
guymontag28
You're the real MVP, I was looking for this.
DRcesarsPalaceMD
No problem.
Mach30ThatsFasterThanMostPlanesCanGo
Thank you!
DRcesarsPalaceMD
No problem!
stabby506
Trump is dumb. http://www.vox.com/2015/9/2/9248963/donald-trump-index-fund
GuardsmanMiku
busted88
A million is not a small sum but turning a million into billions is no small feat either.
The22ndDoctor
Remember, that was when we had the greatest economy in the world. Also, the numbnuts filed for bankruptcy 4 times while doing it.
GiantRobotsRule
Trump inherited hundreds of millions,and actually he grew his wealth slower than the S&P 500. You or I could beat Trump w simple index funds
RenegadeTQ
That article was based on a pipe dream of perfect investing and not spending a dime in the meanwhile, which is impossible
MidiArbite
Yes, but he does have solid land which is a good hedge.
rudejohn
Please stop repeating that whackjob statistic. http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2015-09-03/should-donald-trump-have-indexed-
userdirt
But it is prime example of way the system is set up for people with that kind of money. I have bills but if I had a million I could do it to
lowkeybrotherofthor
Lol not true. You have to have some k owledge of the markets and what to do. It's not that easy.
busted88
Money can solve debt isssues, yes, but money will not make you successful. There are many examples of people building wealth from nothing
lowkeybrotherofthor
Lol why is this down voted
userdirt
having capital would help. that's what I am saying. if you are barely making it paycheck to paycheck it is hard to get ahead
lowkeybrotherofthor
Not with that attitude. It's all perception.
IllkillyouLeonardNimoyTheClownhasnopenis
Trump change.
smellurmaw
You win this comments section. Fuck all those guys ^^^
ThatKelloggsSpoonGuy
Chump change, I say! Chump change.
ImJustObserving
you brought tears of joy to me with this comment
IllkillyouLeonardNimoyTheClownhasnopenis
Happy to help...
xDaegen
Such a beautiful comment, had to come back here and give you credit lol
puppiesonabus
You will love this Google Chrome extension. https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/trump-to-chump/cmepdjapkhfephneckblhdglohcodebc
puppiesonabus
It changes every instance of "Trump" to "Chump."
YouBetterNotBeJackingOffToBillyMaysInThere
A chump card?
ProphetTenebrae
If Trump's PR is any good, he'd be signing that in his own blood at the earliest possible opportunity.
DonaldJTrump
Fuck you, you donate $10 million. Leave me out of this.
InternalServerError
Trump probably has the best PR people money can hire, but they still can
InternalServerError
't compensate for the fact that he's Donald Trump.
AfailingHOSRE
I dont think he has any pr
Thisaccountwillbethedeathofmysociallife
Of course if Trump's PR people were any good, they would have made him take back most of what he's been saying.
SiameseCitys
Good PR for normal people, but for the republican base? The only good move is to punch Colbert in the face.
orthoclase
not to mention it would show that any famous person with an audience can get him to give away large sums of money.
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ProphetTenebrae
So? It's great publicity. Who can hate on him for it?
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funkjacket
Trump has no PR other than his own mouth. Are you new to Trumpistan?
ColoneISanders
He could do that and I still wouldn't vote for him.
Charles037
same. people with his money should be doing that on their on accord anyway. greed is the cause of the downfall of the world
DanDanDaaaaannnnn
I'm not sure his PR people are good enough for this to happen.
Eowyneb
They were but the head of his PR resign because he could not stand him being so much work lol
tombofscabs
He has PR people? I don't there there is a leash on that idiot
LuciusAelius
OF COURSE he has PR people. He needs people to regularly ignore and contradict!
IWillBeProctoringTheImgur
He has blood?
opcrystal
Just one drop will poison the land for a hundred years
DarthFutuza
So we should treat disposing him the same way we treat nuclear waste?
ActualBatBatman
What the Fuck is a PR?
PotatoIsland
PR is public relations, basically it's what is used to understand what the public wants and how to give it to them
SubZole
Well in the case of a politician their role usually shifts more towards the "manipulate the public"...
ActualBatBatman
Ah ok well i feel dumb now.
FreshPrinceofDenmark
... Umbridge?
ChanelK
For the love of all that's good people don't vote for Trump
mastercheif
Trump is a complete retard and the only reason i would ever vote for that weenis is if my only other option was Hillary.
mastercheif
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/9d/9d5d40b79e18979c505de59e72f4a787a4696745b36d01eace62e8bc7a757384.jpg
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
Just because we want him to sign a check to charity doesn't mean that we'll vote for him.
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
REMEMBER EVERYONE, IF YOU ARE ONLY LOOKING AT REASONS TO NOT VOTE FOR HIM, YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE FULL PICTURE. YOU NEED TO ACTUALLY LOOK
Redmancometh
Down voted, didn't read the rest, your caps make me think you're psycho.
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
FOR REASONS TO VOTE FOR HIM BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR DECISION. DON'T FALL VICTIM TO CONFIRMATION BIAS. THAT BEING SAID, I HATE THIS GUY.
poochyena
Oh yea, If i had to vote for a Republican, I'd vote for him.
jrau18
Eh... It depends on the reasons that we don't want him. If they're dealbreakers, that should be fine.
Stopwritingthatdown
FIRST - I UPVOTED YOU. SECOND - ODDLY, I DON"T HAVE TO SEEK OUT REASONS NOT TO VOTE FOR HIM. THEY JUST FIND ME ALL BY THEMSELVES.
PrettyBlondeGirlWithAnAssThatWontQuit
I looked for the "reasons to vote for him" that you speak of...couldn't find a single one.
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
THAT'S ACTUALLY GREAT. YOU ACTIVELY WENT LOOKING FOR THE FULL PICTURE, AND THEN MADE A DECISION BASED ON WHAT YOU FOUND. GOOD JOB! :)
MrPickins
Capslock is cruise control for cool.
GiantRobotsRule
Best PR move for Trump: Show up, act like you're about to sign the check, stop, have your staffer bring out a bigger $10 mil check to sign
electraud
Not going to happen. This side show needs to end.
ScottMillsap
Trump is the world's stingiest billionaire in terms of donations. He'll claim he donated it as long as he doesn't need a receipt.
MidiArbite
He's also on the low end of Billionaire, and a LOT of it's tied up in hard assets.
ABelgianOnImgur
Dude when I'm a billionaire I'm getting you as my PR team, you're brilliant
mimomisu","ava
He has way too much ego to do anything of the sort.
worldsbestmexican
You're a genius!!! Where do I sign up for this?! We have to make this happen!
Noob3rts
$10 mil is still a lot even to a billionaire (they are probably stingy as fuck), it would probably be realistic to go with $2 or $5 mil.
LeafyIsBeefy
YES YES YASSSS!
CanadianMooseRider
dont give him ideas!!
kanemano
have you seen the FEC filing for Donald Trump? as of October, he hasn't spent a million of his on money yet much less 10 Million 1/2
kanemano
2/2 http://www.fec.gov/fecviewer/CandidateCommitteeDetail.do?candidateCommitteeId=P80001571&tabIndex=3 don't listen to what he says.
Siefer209
yeah billionaires don't get rich by doing that every time someone challenges them like this. But hey he could easily afford to do it
hemmi
He'd never do it. Its not a loan.
DonaldJTrump
Only if they pay me back. Losers.
MidiArbite
That would be something I could see him do.
InboxMeYourPuns
he needs to hire you as a PR Manager
ShiftedBeef
Don't give him any ideas...
HouseOfEvil
SHHHH!!! Don't give him any ideas!
Redmancometh
Honestly this offer by Colbert is doing him a favor more than mocking him. He's setting him up for a great PR stunt. Didn't work I guess.
belselk77
Don't give him ideas. Please.
torpido
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?
TruculentSheep
That is what a sensible person would do. Trump is not a sensible person.
BenTheHokie
So 10 trashes?
johnson21
Nice try ;)
Hobert
He should and he could, best thing about this campaign is if he did do this.
JasonD
Only if he gets to the general election. "Those" people aren't voting in the primaries.
kriskodisko
I should start a campaign to downvote this just so he doesn't get brilliant ideas that could make him president.
Kinggayki
The Trump i know is too stupid to even have people smart enough around him to give him this idea.
nkaplan89
Yeah right he would never.
NinjaBreadMon
Nvm about voting for trump I just say the post that Bernie think Marijuana should be legal
Dmtimaeus
Sir your wasting time on imgur. Go work for a political Pr firm
Youmiss100percentoftheshotsyoudonttakeWayneGretzkyMichaelScott
It absolutely blows my mind that this colossal jackass is still being taken seriously.
kurticusmaximus
I had to downvote your brilliance because I don't want Trump to see this and then actually do it.
Refmylife
Brilliant PR move unless you are Republican.
Yetsumari
is this your job
thegr8rambino
Lol yes
parentingandvice
So is he buying his way to the White House yet?Don't get me wrong, I would love for that charity to get 10 mil, but tossing money for votes?
StubbornViking
The entire race is about tossing money for votes. Whether it's advertisement or publicity or charity, every candidate does the same thing.
GiantRobotsRule
Maybe buying his own way into office is better than having a SuperPAC sugar daddy buy it for him like every other politician in this country
YsgramorsBeard
If he did that, I might actually respect him.
Dedpulley
MIGHT
YsgramorsBeard
Keyword
Andalite
I'd give him the respect that a turtle deserves. That is, I wouldn't run it over if I saw it in the road and I might move it off the road
MusicForEarthworms
I wouldn't. He'd would only be doing it because he was backed into a corner. Still a xenophobic bigot fuck.
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
$10 million dollars for PR? Yeah that's not too bad a trade for a US presidential candidate. It says nothing about his real character.
MusicForEarthworms
Exactly.
AbdulAdheemCampbell
really? an act of charity with the intent of making yourself look good is really a crappy move. good that it helps, but for that individual
salsadetomate
Why would you? It's the equivalent of a middle class person donating ten bucks.
Dedpulley
MIGHT
YsgramorsBeard
Keyword
babybirdhome
Jerry Sandusky did one better-- he ran his own charity. He just used it to be able to rape kids. It would be no reason to respect him.
pizzaparty
Don't worry, he won't do it. Giving free money to bail out poor losers? No way. If they're worth anything, they'll pull themselves out.
Dusseldwarf
Seriously, the kids in Harlem are all a bunch of lightweights (SAD).
corneliusgansevoort
My hope is that he's secretly a really smart, responsible leader, and that he's just playing the racist fool to get the GOP nomination...
TheVakarian
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......
MidiArbite
He's put out some decent policies on his website. Though his tax plan would sink future republicans with 53% exempt from the income tax.
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robofist194
Grammar bro
Hobert
omg :(
GaryFreakinOak
http://blog.dilbert.com/tagged/Trump Start with the last item and work upwards. Incredibly fascinating.
IcandowhateverIlike
He's filed for bankruptcy four times and has failed his way out of three marriages. If he's just acting he's got a legendary long con going.
GaryFreakinOak
Scott Adams knows how to play the same game, and he's doing a decent job of explaining Trump.
Dominian
I wish I failed into billions, too!
Hobert
You know even worse then bankruptcy is bail outs and failed government subsidys. If private company goes broke leave it to the debt holder
GaryFreakinOak
/casino has actually closed. One remains under the Trump name, and the other was sold, rebranded, and is doing well.
GaryFreakinOak
/which has had fully half of all large scale casinos fail (8 of 16) since gambling was legalized. This was not a Trump issue, as only one 3/
GaryFreakinOak
That is an incredible misconception that I will once again clear up. He had 3 casinos file for bankruptcy, one a second time after he gave1/
GaryFreakinOak
/up control of the casino management firm he established to the investors. Each of these casinoes failed in the same city, Atlantic City,2/
FrostyToasty
Dude, a lot of companies go bankrupt but continue to make profit, there is profit in becoming bankrupt....it's why banks continue to exist.
PeaceWalker47
Good God, imagine if this is actually the culmination of years of planning and playing the buffoon to gather support from the buffoons
GaryFreakinOak
The articles are in reverse chronological order, so start with the first one at the end of the list.
GaryFreakinOak
I cannot speak at all about his marriages, but if you want to know exactly the game Trump is playing: http://blog.dilbert.com/tagged/Trump
PatadoX
You should nest your comments so the order doesn't get screwed up with the votes.. or work on numbering them, right now it's just a jumble.
GaryFreakinOak
Nesting comments just causes people to miss them all, or not feel like loading a new page.
Morrigi
He's abused bankruptcy legislation four times to make more money.
GaryFreakinOak
Wrong, read the reply to the comment you commented here on to get the fuller picture.
barryman
Rekt
H0b0J0e
SHHHHH! Don't give him ideas!
atkinsongl
Yeah I hate the guy but damnit if I wouldn't have respect after that.
NinjaBreadMon
Honestly I would have tons of respect for him if he did that. If he did that and a little more I might vote for him. He probably won't tho
TooManyDogsIsNotEnough
I got my masters in PR and you know what a better PR move would be? FUCKING NOTHING!!!! You killed it!!!! ALL OF MY (single) UPVOTES!!!!
Elonth
please don't give them any ideas
DanteLidge
But he needs even a 1000$ to keep the mexians out with a big wall, like in china, there's no mexicans in china!
JifLover
Seriously...He should be thanking Colbert for the opportunity to get thousands if not hundreds of thousands of votes in his pocket.
RaynSideways
I doubt that many votes are on the line. At best the crowd watching Colbert will smirk and appreciate him a bit more, but not vote for him.
JifLover
You underestimate what a handshake can do for a lot of people. He's not going to sway the far left but independents and moderates, maybe.
RaynSideways
I disagree. We're far enough into the season and he's branded himself as the clown, so I don't think he's capable of swaying at this point.
RaynSideways
2) the kind of people who would be on the fence at this point already know Trump quite well and likely wouldn't be swayed by a handshake.
JifLover
https://www.superfunnyimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1e92843897_14977506.jpg
FrostyToasty
Even better, have him go "I'll sign the check but I want you to follow every single penny to make sure it reaches the children (1)
FrostyToasty
and not a penny actually goes to organization as they have promised as a good and honest charity should" that would stump Colbert hard.
jval
And then have a 2nd staffer come out, FIRE staffer #1, and reveal and even BIGGER check!
wambu
Turtles. Turtles all the way down . . .
plzwhateverisokforme
Yeah ... murica.
TooManyDogsIsNotEnough
At that point it overplays and you lose the momentum. But I like where your head is at!
shlogan
Bigger as in physical size of the check, not monetary amount of it?
jval
Exactly.
AgentDucky42
Yes. This third check is only for $10, but they need a semi to transport it.
Themanwithathousanddongs
Oh, imgur, you never, never cease to amaze! :')
larueezze
We need to go deeper !
exinferris
But how deep can we go?
JaxPango
Balls deep
Heath7Bar
It still won't make him win. Oh, boy! Good PR move. That's exactly what it is. You're still a piece of shit.
StubbornViking
Being a piece of shit doesn't exclude you from elections. Your wishful thinking doesn't really have a place here.
Heath7Bar
Did I say that it excludes him? No. Merely that he won't win because of it. Your opinion doesn't matter, it's irrelevant. 1/2
Heath7Bar
Furthermore. My comment did not have any sort of wishful thinking. Get your shit right.
StubbornViking
And I'm saying that it is wishful thinking to think that he won't win simply because of his attitude. He could very well win because of it.
corditedelite
Hell show up, pee on it, say something racist, and his numbers will go up.
1941NaihonGaiganYamatoClassBattleShip
Forgot the facial expressions he'll make at the audience like he just saved a cat from a tree.
Wootxor
Hate to say it... If Bernie doesn't get the Nod I'm going trump.
McFarvo
yeah, fuck hillary
Wootxor
I want to watch the world burn in my life time... Fuck the next generation.
AuntSharron
I'm going to Boliva
disodiumbenzoate
why ther?
bertttthiyass
http://media.tumblr.com/e7047901bc7cf4473372fb11783915c6/tumblr_inline_nj7ir7UDUk1qiihm6.gif
Janthran
what the hell no go carson or fiorina
Wootxor
If there is one thing I trust less than a black democrat is a black republican.
AuntSharron
Two sides to the same coin a grown man is currently choking on because he was too stupid to not put change in his mouth.
StubbornViking
I really like fiorina. Sadly I don't know is she's going to make it.
bertttthiyass
http://31.media.tumblr.com/5c166bcd0831f66dfa362fc52d3e9943/tumblr_mqf1dogBDZ1rzd6w3o1_400.gif
WhiteGlas
dailyspacepics
Missing the apostrophe in "he'll" is sadly accurate.
beejabah
Yep
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
Equal parts funny and sad how on point this is
Crypticcres
you make it too easy with all the cowardice in society. seeing anyone stand up for what they believe out side liberalism is encouraging
bertttthiyass
https://media.giphy.com/media/Bs7mqZPadfORa/giphy.gif
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bertttthiyass
Though you might be encouraged by someone standing up for what they believe in outside of liberalism.
Mcknizzle
I'd vote for him if he did that. That'd take balls. I like balls.
Downvotemepussy
I don't get a lot of things, but I got that.
McFarvo
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XsoSVdJikDw/maxresdefault.jpg
captainobvioustits
his numbers are actually stagnating/going down at this point thankfully
RottenState
*wipes tear* a true American hero...
thanatos388
Finally, a politician I can relate to.
beardedheathen
Anyone else read that in sarge's voice from rvb?
LookintoForever
I did. And it makes it 10x better
Lexmusea
I did and I've not watched rvb in years...
AgentK9
I did after u said that. Does that count?
kreyll
* raises hand * I did the same thing.
DIngleberriesForBreakfast
That would be a brilliant PR move for him. Wow
oneofthecalled
Don't give him ideas
HighrockTendales
Sorry but no. For $10m I could arrange you something much bigger than that
Isleros
Hell, I'd be shocked if he signed the check for 1.
Levistras
Shhh you guys, his PR guy might be listening.
ArtMadeofYourComment
Not to mention just a good thing to do.
yuraf
Except, he can come in, sign nothing, say some shit and still get more votes.
Halosos
I hope he doesn't though. I'm in the UK, and I think he and politics should be treated like a small child with a pot of glue.
DonPense
Yeah. Thats nice n all, but, we already expressed how we feel about Brits telling us how things should go 'round here.
Halosos
We made you! You traitorous yank!
myusernameiscrazy
Hell yeah, even if he doubled it to just 2 id be shocked
Damgren
That's what doubled means ;>
GentlemanCow
If he showed up at all I'd be shocked
Coolasslife
If he gave a half, I would be surprised
Lemesplain
That's what I was thinking. Show up, sign the check ... then "accidentally" remember that you already signed one. Well I guess you get 2
myusernameiscrazy
Or imagination is wild. Like he would do that.
MettalViking
I think he would actually.