Oct 30, 2015 6:25 PM

If had a million dollars If I had a million dollars well I'd buy you a house

Should have made it an immigration charity

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trump: Born on third base, thinks he hit a triple.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Trump is a huge dickhead

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

listen to yourselves, 'If Trumps PR is any good...' this is D fuckin T people. he wrote the the book on how to properly tea bag PR

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Donald Trump is a piece of shit and I'm drunk as fuck

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 11

Can Colbert just run for president instead?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Adjusted for inflation, the loan Trump's dad gave him would be $3.6 Million. Write another check, Colbert!

11 years ago | Likes 416 Dislikes 12

I thought it was 6mil after inflation. He's 69 and he would have probably started himself at the age of 20-25 so I'd say 1960-1970 so 6mil..

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He also got his dad's company, valued at about 200 million last I read. Some say he "only" got 40 million worth of it though...

11 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Wasn't till much later down the line when he'd proven himself with the 1mil, though it is dishonest to say he turned the 1mil into billions.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It was three years after he graduated college: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trump_Organization

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My point was that he never had anything close to financial difficulty.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Hasn't Colbert stopped with his show? :/

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

The Colbert Report yes, but he took over for David Letterman and is now on CBS.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah cool, thanks!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for Barenaked ladies reference

11 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

I wouldn't buy you a real fur house, cause that'd be cruel.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Been a while since I've heard anything from them. I believe It's beennNN ONE WEEK...!

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Why would you do this to us

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick & your brain stops tickin' Watchin X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hope the Smoking Man's in this one

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Next thing I'm tantric

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yay someone finally got the reference eh.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I always feel bad for bank tellers when I see those checks. They must be like: "so sick of fucking TV people"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He is a piece of shit winning over the ignorant. He's not a politician, he is a professional salesman selling you his candidacy.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

I heard my moms boyfriend make this same exact argument and I asked why exactly that was a problem. No answer. Well, not an intelligent one.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

???because he has mad a fortune selling shit, he makes it his business to know demographics and turn them in his favor with key words.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

An unrelated qestion as a british person do american presidential candidates wear coloured ties according to their party like in britain?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, until the 2000 election, red wasn't associated with republicans and blue wasn't a democrat color. This is recent.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. Image is EXTREMELY important to politicians.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Explain pls

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh wait don't worry i read it wrong :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS I WOULD USE IT TO EXPAND MY DARK THRONE OF POWER, HAHAHHAHA YESSS

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love it , he nailed it

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think he won't sign it. He will ask it back with interest.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I so love this man.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And he turned it into billions. I mean, that's impressive and I'm sure it wasn't easy. No, I'm not pro-Trump.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

Maybe a llama, or an emu

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Emus are llama birds

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But not a real green dress; that's cruel

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A Picasso or a Garfunkel

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He has been a national joke for decades. Why the hell are people taking him seriously now? I respect every candidate, but he is atrocious.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 7

He knows howto play his audience. Hopefully people who realize he's full of it spread the word, research and vote for the better candidates.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's tapped into an anti-globalist feeling that resonates pretty well among disenfranchised working and middle class voters

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't understand people who will vote against their best interests. Donald Trump would destroy the middle class if he were president.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

And how much money would that be worth now in 2015 dollars?

11 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Somewhere between 6 and 7 million.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Like, 6 money

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

About three times as much

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

$3.6 million

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

About 30 speed.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Why does everyone post gifs when its not needed

11 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 14

I like it. Seeing movement is nice. Though one could post non-animated gifs or animated pngs instead.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why people get upset about gifs for no rational reason?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 15

Mobile. The official app autoplays the gifs.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Its rough on mobile

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Because mobile

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Maybe it's for the illiterate, so they can read lips.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For every gif its an extra 10 imaginary internet points

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 11

You have to admit, Colberts snarkiness is 30% facial/70% verbal.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love that man. Colbert, marry me.

11 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 11

He has a wife and children

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I could have a sister wife.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm married with kids, too! ::sing songy:: Something in common!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And this is why we need polygamy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is strictly dickly i think

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

No... He's been married to a woman forever.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for the awesome username.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Source because he didn't https://youtu.be/5oa_kGfExuA

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Was looking for this, thanks

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No problem

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're the real MVP, I was looking for this.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No problem.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No problem!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A million is not a small sum but turning a million into billions is no small feat either.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 14

Remember, that was when we had the greatest economy in the world. Also, the numbnuts filed for bankruptcy 4 times while doing it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trump inherited hundreds of millions,and actually he grew his wealth slower than the S&P 500. You or I could beat Trump w simple index funds

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

That article was based on a pipe dream of perfect investing and not spending a dime in the meanwhile, which is impossible

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes, but he does have solid land which is a good hedge.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Please stop repeating that whackjob statistic. http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2015-09-03/should-donald-trump-have-indexed-

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But it is prime example of way the system is set up for people with that kind of money. I have bills but if I had a million I could do it to

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

Lol not true. You have to have some k owledge of the markets and what to do. It's not that easy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Money can solve debt isssues, yes, but money will not make you successful. There are many examples of people building wealth from nothing

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Lol why is this down voted

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

having capital would help. that's what I am saying. if you are barely making it paycheck to paycheck it is hard to get ahead

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Not with that attitude. It's all perception.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Trump change.

11 years ago | Likes 471 Dislikes 4

You win this comments section. Fuck all those guys ^^^

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Chump change, I say! Chump change.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you brought tears of joy to me with this comment

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Happy to help...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Such a beautiful comment, had to come back here and give you credit lol

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You will love this Google Chrome extension. https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/trump-to-chump/cmepdjapkhfephneckblhdglohcodebc

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It changes every instance of "Trump" to "Chump."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A chump card?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Trump's PR is any good, he'd be signing that in his own blood at the earliest possible opportunity.

11 years ago | Likes 1729 Dislikes 13

Fuck you, you donate $10 million. Leave me out of this.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Trump probably has the best PR people money can hire, but they still can

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

't compensate for the fact that he's Donald Trump.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I dont think he has any pr

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Of course if Trump's PR people were any good, they would have made him take back most of what he's been saying.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Good PR for normal people, but for the republican base? The only good move is to punch Colbert in the face.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

not to mention it would show that any famous person with an audience can get him to give away large sums of money.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Nov 6, 2015 7:40 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

So? It's great publicity. Who can hate on him for it?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Nov 6, 2015 7:40 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Trump has no PR other than his own mouth. Are you new to Trumpistan?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

He could do that and I still wouldn't vote for him.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

same. people with his money should be doing that on their on accord anyway. greed is the cause of the downfall of the world

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm not sure his PR people are good enough for this to happen.

11 years ago | Likes 206 Dislikes 3

They were but the head of his PR resign because he could not stand him being so much work lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

He has PR people? I don't there there is a leash on that idiot

11 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 2

OF COURSE he has PR people. He needs people to regularly ignore and contradict!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He has blood?

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Just one drop will poison the land for a hundred years

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So we should treat disposing him the same way we treat nuclear waste?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the Fuck is a PR?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

PR is public relations, basically it's what is used to understand what the public wants and how to give it to them

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well in the case of a politician their role usually shifts more towards the "manipulate the public"...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah ok well i feel dumb now.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... Umbridge?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For the love of all that's good people don't vote for Trump

11 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 6

Trump is a complete retard and the only reason i would ever vote for that weenis is if my only other option was Hillary.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Just because we want him to sign a check to charity doesn't mean that we'll vote for him.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

REMEMBER EVERYONE, IF YOU ARE ONLY LOOKING AT REASONS TO NOT VOTE FOR HIM, YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE FULL PICTURE. YOU NEED TO ACTUALLY LOOK

11 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 28

Down voted, didn't read the rest, your caps make me think you're psycho.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

FOR REASONS TO VOTE FOR HIM BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR DECISION. DON'T FALL VICTIM TO CONFIRMATION BIAS. THAT BEING SAID, I HATE THIS GUY.

11 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 12

Oh yea, If i had to vote for a Republican, I'd vote for him.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Eh... It depends on the reasons that we don't want him. If they're dealbreakers, that should be fine.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

FIRST - I UPVOTED YOU. SECOND - ODDLY, I DON"T HAVE TO SEEK OUT REASONS NOT TO VOTE FOR HIM. THEY JUST FIND ME ALL BY THEMSELVES.

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

I looked for the "reasons to vote for him" that you speak of...couldn't find a single one.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

THAT'S ACTUALLY GREAT. YOU ACTIVELY WENT LOOKING FOR THE FULL PICTURE, AND THEN MADE A DECISION BASED ON WHAT YOU FOUND. GOOD JOB! :)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Capslock is cruise control for cool.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Best PR move for Trump: Show up, act like you're about to sign the check, stop, have your staffer bring out a bigger $10 mil check to sign

11 years ago | Likes 6258 Dislikes 28

Not going to happen. This side show needs to end.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Trump is the world's stingiest billionaire in terms of donations. He'll claim he donated it as long as he doesn't need a receipt.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

He's also on the low end of Billionaire, and a LOT of it's tied up in hard assets.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Dude when I'm a billionaire I'm getting you as my PR team, you're brilliant

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has way too much ego to do anything of the sort.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You're a genius!!! Where do I sign up for this?! We have to make this happen!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$10 mil is still a lot even to a billionaire (they are probably stingy as fuck), it would probably be realistic to go with $2 or $5 mil.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YES YES YASSSS!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dont give him ideas!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

have you seen the FEC filing for Donald Trump? as of October, he hasn't spent a million of his on money yet much less 10 Million 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

yeah billionaires don't get rich by doing that every time someone challenges them like this. But hey he could easily afford to do it

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He'd never do it. Its not a loan.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only if they pay me back. Losers.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That would be something I could see him do.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he needs to hire you as a PR Manager

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Don't give him any ideas...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SHHHH!!! Don't give him any ideas!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly this offer by Colbert is doing him a favor more than mocking him. He's setting him up for a great PR stunt. Didn't work I guess.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't give him ideas. Please.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is what a sensible person would do. Trump is not a sensible person.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So 10 trashes?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nice try ;)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He should and he could, best thing about this campaign is if he did do this.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only if he gets to the general election. "Those" people aren't voting in the primaries.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I should start a campaign to downvote this just so he doesn't get brilliant ideas that could make him president.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The Trump i know is too stupid to even have people smart enough around him to give him this idea.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yeah right he would never.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nvm about voting for trump I just say the post that Bernie think Marijuana should be legal

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sir your wasting time on imgur. Go work for a political Pr firm

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It absolutely blows my mind that this colossal jackass is still being taken seriously.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I had to downvote your brilliance because I don't want Trump to see this and then actually do it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brilliant PR move unless you are Republican.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

is this your job

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol yes

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So is he buying his way to the White House yet?Don't get me wrong, I would love for that charity to get 10 mil, but tossing money for votes?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The entire race is about tossing money for votes. Whether it's advertisement or publicity or charity, every candidate does the same thing.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe buying his own way into office is better than having a SuperPAC sugar daddy buy it for him like every other politician in this country

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If he did that, I might actually respect him.

11 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 18

MIGHT

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Keyword

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'd give him the respect that a turtle deserves. That is, I wouldn't run it over if I saw it in the road and I might move it off the road

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't. He'd would only be doing it because he was backed into a corner. Still a xenophobic bigot fuck.

11 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 29

$10 million dollars for PR? Yeah that's not too bad a trade for a US presidential candidate. It says nothing about his real character.

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Exactly.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

really? an act of charity with the intent of making yourself look good is really a crappy move. good that it helps, but for that individual

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why would you? It's the equivalent of a middle class person donating ten bucks.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

MIGHT

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Keyword

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jerry Sandusky did one better-- he ran his own charity. He just used it to be able to rape kids. It would be no reason to respect him.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't worry, he won't do it. Giving free money to bail out poor losers? No way. If they're worth anything, they'll pull themselves out.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Seriously, the kids in Harlem are all a bunch of lightweights (SAD).

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My hope is that he's secretly a really smart, responsible leader, and that he's just playing the racist fool to get the GOP nomination...

11 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 15

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's put out some decent policies on his website. Though his tax plan would sink future republicans with 53% exempt from the income tax.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Oct 31, 2015 12:31 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Grammar bro

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omg :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://blog.dilbert.com/tagged/Trump Start with the last item and work upwards. Incredibly fascinating.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's filed for bankruptcy four times and has failed his way out of three marriages. If he's just acting he's got a legendary long con going.

11 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 8

Scott Adams knows how to play the same game, and he's doing a decent job of explaining Trump.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I wish I failed into billions, too!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You know even worse then bankruptcy is bail outs and failed government subsidys. If private company goes broke leave it to the debt holder

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

/casino has actually closed. One remains under the Trump name, and the other was sold, rebranded, and is doing well.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

/which has had fully half of all large scale casinos fail (8 of 16) since gambling was legalized. This was not a Trump issue, as only one 3/

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That is an incredible misconception that I will once again clear up. He had 3 casinos file for bankruptcy, one a second time after he gave1/

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

/up control of the casino management firm he established to the investors. Each of these casinoes failed in the same city, Atlantic City,2/

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Dude, a lot of companies go bankrupt but continue to make profit, there is profit in becoming bankrupt....it's why banks continue to exist.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good God, imagine if this is actually the culmination of years of planning and playing the buffoon to gather support from the buffoons

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The articles are in reverse chronological order, so start with the first one at the end of the list.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I cannot speak at all about his marriages, but if you want to know exactly the game Trump is playing: http://blog.dilbert.com/tagged/Trump

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should nest your comments so the order doesn't get screwed up with the votes.. or work on numbering them, right now it's just a jumble.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nesting comments just causes people to miss them all, or not feel like loading a new page.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's abused bankruptcy legislation four times to make more money.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Wrong, read the reply to the comment you commented here on to get the fuller picture.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Rekt

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SHHHHH! Don't give him ideas!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I hate the guy but damnit if I wouldn't have respect after that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly I would have tons of respect for him if he did that. If he did that and a little more I might vote for him. He probably won't tho

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got my masters in PR and you know what a better PR move would be? FUCKING NOTHING!!!! You killed it!!!! ALL OF MY (single) UPVOTES!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

please don't give them any ideas

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But he needs even a 1000$ to keep the mexians out with a big wall, like in china, there's no mexicans in china!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously...He should be thanking Colbert for the opportunity to get thousands if not hundreds of thousands of votes in his pocket.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I doubt that many votes are on the line. At best the crowd watching Colbert will smirk and appreciate him a bit more, but not vote for him.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You underestimate what a handshake can do for a lot of people. He's not going to sway the far left but independents and moderates, maybe.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I disagree. We're far enough into the season and he's branded himself as the clown, so I don't think he's capable of swaying at this point.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2) the kind of people who would be on the fence at this point already know Trump quite well and likely wouldn't be swayed by a handshake.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even better, have him go "I'll sign the check but I want you to follow every single penny to make sure it reaches the children (1)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

and not a penny actually goes to organization as they have promised as a good and honest charity should" that would stump Colbert hard.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And then have a 2nd staffer come out, FIRE staffer #1, and reveal and even BIGGER check!

11 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 2

Turtles. Turtles all the way down . . .

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah ... murica.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At that point it overplays and you lose the momentum. But I like where your head is at!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bigger as in physical size of the check, not monetary amount of it?

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes. This third check is only for $10, but they need a semi to transport it.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Oh, imgur, you never, never cease to amaze! :')

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We need to go deeper !

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But how deep can we go?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Balls deep

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It still won't make him win. Oh, boy! Good PR move. That's exactly what it is. You're still a piece of shit.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Being a piece of shit doesn't exclude you from elections. Your wishful thinking doesn't really have a place here.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Did I say that it excludes him? No. Merely that he won't win because of it. Your opinion doesn't matter, it's irrelevant. 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Furthermore. My comment did not have any sort of wishful thinking. Get your shit right.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And I'm saying that it is wishful thinking to think that he won't win simply because of his attitude. He could very well win because of it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hell show up, pee on it, say something racist, and his numbers will go up.

11 years ago | Likes 1088 Dislikes 39

Forgot the facial expressions he'll make at the audience like he just saved a cat from a tree.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hate to say it... If Bernie doesn't get the Nod I'm going trump.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 15

yeah, fuck hillary

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I want to watch the world burn in my life time... Fuck the next generation.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

what the hell no go carson or fiorina

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

If there is one thing I trust less than a black democrat is a black republican.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 15

Two sides to the same coin a grown man is currently choking on because he was too stupid to not put change in his mouth.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I really like fiorina. Sadly I don't know is she's going to make it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Missing the apostrophe in "he'll" is sadly accurate.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Equal parts funny and sad how on point this is

11 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

you make it too easy with all the cowardice in society. seeing anyone stand up for what they believe out side liberalism is encouraging

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

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11 years ago (deleted Nov 21, 2020 7:40 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Though you might be encouraged by someone standing up for what they believe in outside of liberalism.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'd vote for him if he did that. That'd take balls. I like balls.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 12

I don't get a lot of things, but I got that.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

his numbers are actually stagnating/going down at this point thankfully

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

*wipes tear* a true American hero...

11 years ago | Likes 309 Dislikes 3

Finally, a politician I can relate to.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Anyone else read that in sarge's voice from rvb?

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

I did. And it makes it 10x better

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I did and I've not watched rvb in years...

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I did after u said that. Does that count?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

* raises hand * I did the same thing.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That would be a brilliant PR move for him. Wow

11 years ago | Likes 1527 Dislikes 5

Don't give him ideas

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sorry but no. For $10m I could arrange you something much bigger than that

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hell, I'd be shocked if he signed the check for 1.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Shhh you guys, his PR guy might be listening.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Not to mention just a good thing to do.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except, he can come in, sign nothing, say some shit and still get more votes.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I hope he doesn't though. I'm in the UK, and I think he and politics should be treated like a small child with a pot of glue.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yeah. Thats nice n all, but, we already expressed how we feel about Brits telling us how things should go 'round here.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

We made you! You traitorous yank!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah, even if he doubled it to just 2 id be shocked

11 years ago | Likes 286 Dislikes 1

That's what doubled means ;>

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If he showed up at all I'd be shocked

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If he gave a half, I would be surprised

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's what I was thinking. Show up, sign the check ... then "accidentally" remember that you already signed one. Well I guess you get 2

11 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

Or imagination is wild. Like he would do that.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

I think he would actually.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2