FartsMcQueef
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Jan 2, 2017 4:52 PM
FartsMcQueef
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hecallsmeportland
Hey that's how I spent my weekend. You're an adult. Take the time to do what you want sometimes
dengsauve
That's sad
carmablue
As a adult you can make drinking chocolate milk and watching cartoons a reality. A reason to be an adult.
ayyyylom
WyattskinthatsmokewagonEarp
I have a job, a home, a wife, and kid. I play video games and watch cartoons every day. u are doing it wrong if u don't enjoy ur life.
teknosapien
I feel this way sometimes but it's more like drink beer and eat tacos.
EarlGT
You can do anything you want, friend
itsthevoiceman
Everything in moderation. Including moderation.
Vlurk
If you think you can't do that. You need to grow up.
ArcaneNitehawk
Sounds like my friends in the ABDL community.
melk73
You can. Build a business and hire people to work for you. At some point you can live off the profit
tryhardtechy1169
isn't that what the weekend is for?
nosoupforoldmen
People think back fondly about their childhoods but they were never as good then as they seem now. There was a lot of bullshit
beaviswasthecuteone
You fucking pussy.
Wholling73
I'm an adult, I do it but with anime and chocolate almond milk
iamthegrayone
When you are a real professional adult you can make time to child again.
Postthepost
That's what Sunday is for ya dingus.
brknsoul
Remember: Being an adult doesn't mean you can't drink 6 fruit boxes in one sitting, it means you can drink them with vodka!
ThatTransformersDude
If you're sick of being an adult, you're doing it wrong.
Rustymedic
Agreed. Played four hours of CS Go in my pillow fort with strawberry milking. . . I'm 31. . . Just do it.
trippingthelightfantastic
stevedolphin
Is called AB/DL. Google it.
JoshJitsu
That's the whole thing about being an adult. You can do that. Just schedule some PTO from your job, buy a gallon of chocolate milks, and go.
Dzzz
Word
JasonAbbadon
So use a sick day and make it happen.
hell0
You for got to add play with legos
orangatuan
a adult? do you have a stutter?
mkyner
You still can. There are just more immediate consequences for doing so.
FarceMajeure
There were consequences as a kid too, just not financial. Did you forget about school and homework? As an adult, I don't have homework.
Cyanide555
Most of the time you can't do this as a kid either. School. Nap time. Stuff prevents this
thefeelsarestrongwiththisone
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
Just call it retirement and you're good.
TyberosTheRedWake
Step 1- pretend to lose grip on reality and have mental breakdown. 2- spend a week or two in psych hospital. 3- move back in with parents(1)
TyberosTheRedWake
4- Earn enough Good Boy Points to have some delicious tendies. 5- ????? 6- PROFIT!!! (2/2)
realidahoan
Pretty much exactly what I wad going to say
ChopSake
Just need a way to acquire chocolate milk and cartoons
sophyska
racl101
Heck, if @OP is attractive then all they need is a sugar daddy / momma and give them their ass occasionally.
ABillionDucks
If op was attractive, being an adult wouldn't suck.
DrArtemis117
I dunno, I've been told I'm of the attractive persuasion and life still sucks.
FartsMcQueef