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unclefishbits
But do you put the Otters and Cubs together?
viertelvorvier
brilliant
utahjarhead
The Barefoot Cantessa. This woman can COOK.
dontmagpie
+1 for Ina Garten
SenOfFiveTails
This works for hookups, but relationships..? Only maybe.
paindoc
can learn to broaden horizons for right person, really
canadianbunnyeh
What's the top and what's the bottom? Who receives and who gives? I know nothing
WrockFit
Heh heh, if Dumbledore was a Reuben.
HonourableJC
I just want grilled cheese.
onecolouredcalm
Always thought Jeffrey was gay
NinNin1031
I wish Ina Garten was my best friend
aviciousunicycle
I'm sure at some point, Ina Garten has been more explicit with her matchmaking for her gay friends, but this works too
Kinkyfuck
a friend of mine ships me and my other friend, my other friend is not my type
volatiley
take one, cut in half, apply liberally, win more friends
WeGetItYouReadUsernames
as a vers; p-put a top, and a bottom on me.
BurlRavenscroft
I don't understand this top/bottom business. And at this point I am terrified to ask.
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
I want the recipe. Those look good.
ChristopherKostyshyn
Of course, Ina Garten is matchmaking gays. She always has so many over for dinner.
hnk416
Freaking love Ina Garten tho <3 Great show.
ChristopherKostyshyn
Oh, I adore the woman!
kevinallover
Geoffrey is definitely the type to marry a hag too.
postapocalyptic
Cook like your husband's a billionaire!
Kitastrophe
There are few things more depressing than having two friends who would be great for each other but they're sexual incompatible
benedictinmycumberbatch
https://40.media.tumblr.com/eeec9c0149686dd67e93d2c1e53cd09c/tumblr_nh20tz2nxJ1spwmvto4_500.jpg
UH60Mechanic
I remember being genuinely disappointed when i realized that this guy and I weren't ever going to be compatible that way.
Snarkoleptic
That happens for heterosexual couples – a lot
Kitastrophe
It happens for all couples, I didn't specify homosexuals.
ZacMuerte
Yup, lots of GREAT friendship opportunities, but sex is kinda important in a relationship unless you're both asexual.
hothyde
Before Ina Garten was a TV chef she was an advisor for nuclear energy policy for the white house.......
eroso
This is a top comment, on the bottom.
shinagami091
My friends mom knows one other gay guy that isn't taken and she keeps trying to set me up with him. He's definitely not my type
ArtSparkle
So who is going to set me up?! [Looks around]
ZacMuerte
ooh, ooh, me too!
FuckYourJortsDude
I'll be here waiting too!
njwest
It depends, you top or bottom ;)
ricericebby
Top or bottom?
theregoesthegayborhood
I'm gonna guess bottom
ArtSparkle
Hahahaha. I'm not giving details of my sex life on imgur.
theregoesthegayborhood
Smart gurl. But I have a feeling we'd get along ;)
ArtSparkle
[Cough] im a guy
theregoesthegayborhood
[wink] I know
efhawthorne
Definitely bottom.
fullfrontaldisappointment
Then how do you expect us to set you up?!?
nupanick
Most of the tops you'll meet on the internet are actually just control freaks. You may have to go to... a Club.
swefur
I'm not a control freak :/
ZacMuerte
ugh, yeah. a lot of people you meet online are just complete doms, and not good ones. in my experience, at least.
PandaPunt
Me too, y'all! I'm adorable, I swear. My mum said so.
Tamaska
Uhh... You can be set up with me
wherearetheavos
So are you telling me that you neither have nor want a sparkly cunt? I need the origin story of your username.
ZacMuerte
"My username came about when I called a friend of mine a "CuntSparkle"" it's on his bio
ArtSparkle
yep single gay guy, just working and hanging on imgur and gigs now and again
ZacMuerte
especially when you're part of ~6% of the population that's gay, some people get damn thirsty.
TheBigGay
Message to the heterosexuals: unless your homo homie explicitly asks you to set them up, don't just do it. It's awkward and annoying.
MetalJesus
+1 just for "Homo homie".
theregoesthegayborhood
I always love the "you're both gay, you'll be perfect together!" Love you bro, but no, that's not how it works
TheBigGay
And always ask if we're single first!
MirrorLOL
That part almost never matters, don't play
TheBigGay
???
MirrorLOL
!!!
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Newsflash: Not all gay guys need to top nor bottom. Lots of other stuff to do.
SirCalebtheSnarky
If you don't have time to fly to South Beach and bring back gays, store bought work just as well.
wakemeupwith
Like a confused lesbian, they may spend hours senselessly butting their assholes together before they realise their mistake
IfYouHaveNothingCleverToSayDontSayAnythingAtAll
Read "buttoning their assholes together," was thoroughly and needlessly creeped out.
wakemeupwith
Shite my bad - how do you remove a comment on the mobile app? 'Twas intended to reply to sgt peppers
EngravedToaster
It's done now...muhahahaha.
revcleo
Leave it. It works.
TheSaltiestPretzel
Naahh, I think it fits here. Giggity.
MirrorLOL
It's okay, people will figure it out
Yorswist
Now I'm off to make a cheese sandwich.
Geo80
I just don't get the whole top/bottom paradigm. And why it's so talked about. Do most people really only prefer one position? I'd get bored.
Dreadpyr8Westley
You are what we call a switch, hun.
Geo80
Are most people not? Seems weird.
puffineggnog
Everyone is different. I think most people are vers though. As a complete bossy bottom, I can never see myself topping.
paindoc
pls more power bottoms for us poor subby tops :c
TimothyTRiG
It's really about who does what in anal sex. Personally, I've tried both and find oral and snuggling more fun than either.
MirrorLOL
Yeah, sex is messy and protracted and takes supplies
PleaseSendMeYourDickPics
It's not really a "position" thing. It's who is the *ahem* pitcher and catcher. There are just as many positions as in straight sex.
KittenAddiction
It can be the same with straight people too. I am definitely a power bottom. Meaning I like to be held down. But not complacent in my sex
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
A Top is someone who tends to take control, while the bottom is more submissive. But it's not as intense as a Dom/sub situation.
Geo80
I'd only be interested in partners who are my equal. If one or the other is more controlling it would be weird.
TimothyTRiG
And a power bottom?
KittenAddiction
As a straight power bottom, it's where you like to be submissive, but you also like to choke, scratch, and be active in sexing. And stuff
RussianWeightliftingJesus
HIP DRAHVE (no homo tho)
petradactyl
while stereotypically considered a submissive role, a power bottom is a term for a bottom who does not fit that binary, and is more dominant
iDrinkDrano
Dominant bottom
ilikegummylifesavers
Well I mean you can do lots of different positions...I think you mean role.
skywards
you made me laugh and hungry, that's a paddlin'. I mean an upvote.
WinnieDangerSprinkles
I really want to see the rest of that gif/episode now
FiatLuxIam
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/250x250/15024207.jpg
loafroaster
You made me laugh and horny. Accept an upvote.
ArtSparkle
Brown chicken brown cow
farfie
Your name is glorious.
SergeantPeppersLonelyHeart
What happens if you put the bottom on a bottom?
MemeDissector
the anuses kiss
ChicksDigTrucks
))<>((
neil137
you need equipment to couple two female pieces. primarily a large and VERY long double sided dildo for adhesion.
keioto
You've got yourself a lot of shredded cheese and no sauce?
StonerCatJay
Double ended dildos
nimbers
bitchfight
Shitsky
They have toys for that
loafroaster
Requiem For A Dream.
ProphetOfTheFirstClaw
Was looking for that one. Thanks
xochiluvr
Ass to Ass!
myusernameismyrealname
BubbleGutandtheHotSnakes
you get a pair of scissors
Bubblemancer
....Bottoms up? ...I'm sorry. *crawls away*
SageyWagey
THIS!
Verskaizi
Davey Wavey! :D
motleymot
Nah. The one's a top because he spins
IHateTheLetterF
I really want to make a joke here, but I just can't get over how cute that bottom is.
SageyWagey
That look of pure bliss on his face.
JamesnotJamie
From my experience, not really the greatest of sex. But hey at least I know Im a bottom now :D
HelpfulHomo
::themoreyouknow::
bitchwedding
Then you have lesbians.
baronridiculous
They just lay there.
DrantonMason
"Lets get to bashing BUTTS! As well as THEEEESE NUTS!"
Vonsheer
69
Matattackasaur
Fool of a took!
genengineer
bumping bottoms - need to get some toys in there to make it work :-p one someone learns to be more versatile...
sionallona
It's really cute.
cobaltzephyr
Uke on Uke
Illeist
Slumber party!
ilikegummylifesavers
They find a top and go halfsies.
SevereDickFrostbite
Dickbutt
JudoonPlatoonUponTheMoon
They improvise.
surlistyc
They mash their butts together.
shartsicle
They just kind of scissor or something.
uhmitstimmy
Things get real shitty
IAmAGlitteryUnicornOnTheInside
Worse is when you put two tops together. We can't exactly rub two sticks together to make fire...
ceesnapper
But that's exactly how you make fire.
joboo
Eternal renewable energy.
confanity
Too much grated cheese, looks like.
Favri
scissor
ImTheFish
You get that cheese everywhere
jesusmcbadass
Mostly Netflix.
Artefact
squirming
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Do they, like, rub butts together or something?
geiokami
Twink porn
OhSquiggilyLine
Ah now, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that is what is called, a power bottom.
petradactyl
consider yourself corrected
Reelie
Usually ends up with slight frustration but an essentially polite and nice relationship. Trust me..
Abbadoll23
A nap.
CraftyCat
You'll get double stuffed buns.
Janewaygottheminivanstarship
You get L.A.
AkaDutchess90
Mid-session switches. Makes for really awesome playtime.
wafflesmgee
They get to bashin' butts as well as these nuts.
Mirawatts
♫ Listen well, slut. I'm Jarl Balgruuf and I be BALLIN', ballin', BALLIN', Jarl Ballin' ♫
DrLeek
http://imgur.com/HxkISNt
GulDukatja
Nothing.
adm466
Then you get grated cheese everywhere
remalle
Ass to ass!
ediepedie
aaaass to aaasss!
KlausTheMaus
With the magic of dildos, everyone can be a bottom.
JayEnfield
Then you just get empty buns with no filling.
zackaroooooo
http://www.sinclairinstitute.com/media/catalog/product/cache/3/image/800x800/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/2/6/2638-600x600_1_2.jpg
FixinYou
I'm sorry. My boss is forcing me to say NSFW.
ScipioWright
Usually they'll either come to an agreement to alternate or one will be a little more top than the other in most cases. Source: Life
Ornithoper
Sadly these things never work usually one person gets more of it than the other T_T and it ends up being a hot mess
righteousritalin
Not gonna lie, I just spent like 6-7 minutes trying to figure out how to hold that thing in place while two dudes(1/2)
righteousritalin
Are fucking each other in the ass with it. (i'm straight)
Ornithoper
Well you shouldn't be holding it er they should be doing it themselves in private XD
Jusmar
ASS TO ASS
kepler20c
MOM
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
Damn, beat me to it. +1 for the Requiem for a Dream reference.
tiduszecht
i was thinking about it, but decided i never wanted to watch that movie lel
MrIDoK
It's the best movie i never want to see again.
chuckconqueso
A top with a top is even worse. It just turns into a jerkoff sesh.
shinagami091
Hm a top who won't finish me off if he cums first is the worst. He's gotta be willing to suck some dick at least
MadDrPepper
Amen
youwiththeguitar
My last bf was a top we managed to satisfy each other pretty well without penetration.
YamatoIouko
Oh really? I'm presuming you're top as well, then? Would be curious to hear more about what routes you took...
youwiththeguitar
Just lots of oral, body contact and simulation :)
njwest
Yeah, but as a bottom who's dated bottom it's just not satisfying - it's like a gay man with a woman.
youwiththeguitar
Yeah man can understand that guess it's probably easier for two tops to have a good time
MirrorLOL
That's only if you've attached all the masculine/straight baggage to your idea of a guy you can be with
njwest
No, no it's not. It's just basic sexual compatibility
OracleForCheap
Story of my life. I'm bisexual but all the guys I attract are other bottoms. Blargh
MirrorLOL
Sometimes you just gotta deal tbh
OracleForCheap
But that's what I've got women for! :c
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OracleForCheap
*Apparently* moving to Sweden!
FlaminGalah
You and I both :/
WarriorFox
I'm a top. ????
OracleForCheap
Hi! I would probably need more information than that, but hi!
WarriorFox
31. Half white half Filipino. Educated american.
AzarathMetrionZinthos
They'll argue about rupaul for a few hours and redecorate your living room.
MajorasFaceMask
#TEAMKATYA... oh wait...
StoveFromDetroit
As a practicing homosexual, can confirm. This is beyond accurate.
ciriusly
And witty as fuck too!
njwest
I don't need to practice, I'm already an expert
ThePowerOf42
It is.. Fabolous..
FyreFerret
Shantay, you stay.
canadianpancakes
More points the the main comment. Fucking win
TheSteenalizer
This was gold hahah
ICY1443
I know you posted this 3 years ago but holy fuck dude that was funny.
thyfangysock
I need a few of em in my living room then...
Laitka
i'm a 6'4 280lb soldier who's a bottom, we're not all effeminate
TackJancock
Damnnnnnnn
AzarathMetrionZinthos
Humor, kiddo. Humor.
Laitka
I just really hate the flaming stereotype.
AzarathMetrionZinthos
Yeah, I think it's vastly inaccurate- S'why I joke about it. :P I prefer bottoming and nobody in real life would ever guess I'm gay
OHOPRAH
I am crying.
AzarathMetrionZinthos
https://33.media.tumblr.com/ac2c2a7efb81c560c152ee6f2ffa1fb9/tumblr_n8nm3hx8Wz1sgl0ajo1_250.gif
JudoonPlatoonUponTheMoon
#teamginger
capslockengage
OH MY GOODNESS YOU DID NOT. KATYA WILL LIVE ON FOREVER.
JudoonPlatoonUponTheMoon
Katya was one of my top three picks. SHE WAS ROBBED.
MajorasFaceMask
YAASSSSSSS
njwest
Yaaaaasssss! But it's tragic really :( the first guy I ever loved was a bottom, but we'd have both been really miserable and end up cheating
AzarathMetrionZinthos
I'm a gay man that fell in love with a woman. Let me tell you a thing or two about tragedy.
BANEBIGGUY
Hey there, Turing
dumbsonny
What reverse Chasing Amy situation is this?
Gillm09
I love this though. It truly shows that there are many different types of love that are important in life. Companionship is such a deep love
Cheomesh
Brutal.
insaneinthemembrane001
I'm glad I'm not the only one that has done this. I'm a lesbian that fell in love with a man. Now I'm emotionally confused since he porposed
27yoUGLYvirgin
I don't mean to be rude but how can you let it come that far if you still don't know if you are into him?
LaurenBlackFox
Heh, my boyfriend's gay. :p
ThisIsMyUsernameFuckOff
My friend thinks I'm her boyfriend even tho i tell her about the guys I fuck lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
FerretHandler
Dude, no way mine too.
Ikillmiceforaliving
Please do tell. We're you sexually attracted to her as well. Or was it just love?
Worlock
You can be romantically attracted to someone, but not sexually attracted and vice-versa.
AzarathMetrionZinthos
There wasn't any sexual attraction on my part, s'what made it tragic.
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imnotgoingtodebateyoujerry
I'm not sure you understand there can be a difference between romantic preferences and sexuality.
anyalynn
I dunno, I guess you could fall in love with someone's personality, but not be attracted to them physically? Idk.
cocacolapolarbearsaretheshit
I am not a gay man so I forgive me for not understanding, but why not take turns and switch off? Why is that grounds for cheating?
njwest
Plus, as a bottom I don't find the idea of screwing anyone that erotic so getting it up and keeping it up's an issue, as we discovered.
mrgrynch
So, long story short, you don't like to be the poker, just the pokette? So confusing as a straight male.
njwest
Imagine you loved a girl who could only get off by screwing you on the butt with a strap on. I mean, it *can* work, but nobody's happy
mrgrynch
But the girl would be happy though, right? Why don't they just take turns or something.