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Apr 3, 2015 2:40 PM
Calistic
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Pulsahr
We talked about this OP, do not put the punchline in the title.
ItsSedimentaryWatson
Hey, your younger self didn't want kids. Smart cookie. :)
crazymelon
Hah this is great
cspalebluedot
TitsAndRelativeDicksInSpace
that is a great self burn
catgoth
Make sure it's not expired
fenryka
I think you just trolled your self.
TheImgurServer
At least you practice safe sex.
GetBlazedSon
He doesn't practice any sex.
TheoryofaNickelCreed
And younger you poked a hole in it. surprise!
stnicholascage
http://asp.tosm.ttu.edu/uc/courses/eng9a_v2/pix/eng9a_stage.jpg
ShospleColupis
I think the note would have immediately jarred my memory
Calistic
I'm not going to lie but it did, however I wanted a funny story to post on Imgur and my Snapchat story
eli808
ya did good.
vonKaiser
DracoInterficientis
Don't you dare trick me with that .gif
YamatoIouko
We have to go deeper.
ComeOnAndSlam
That perspective is bad.
Iampumpkinlord
Here's one with color.
jf908
Things that did not need colouring in: This.
azazyel
It's probably expired by now...sorry
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
younger you was well educated about saftey.
StreetMagic
Younger you was a realist
Christianabanana
Younger you didn't want child support payments and working at a Burger King for the rest of your life
CatBlaster5000
Older you has terrible memory.
Barleezy
Your younger self and my younger self seem like they would have a good time. There just wouldn't be any women around.......
KingDirtyDanOfSkyrim
At least you planned to be a virgin for a loonnngggg time
NonExistingName
How could these happen tho? Do these people loose all memory every 24 hrs? If I did this as a kid, I'd remember it for eternity.
jameswillemsnipples
found I had been doing homework and handing it in when I was deliberately avoiding doing work, I think I could forget something like this
Mistruths
I can't remember what I had for breakfast 3 days ago, and about all I remember from middleschool are about 3 names.
JennyWoodhouse
ExACTly!
NewGoProAttachment
But will you remember the time you used "loose" where you should have used "lose"?
Rapiecage
Maybe he meant "loose". As in, let go of your memory.
NonExistingName
*clasps chest* Y-yes... I-I would... ugh *dies*
Mallywally
It shall haunt him to the end of his days..
SnailCat
Is it at least still in date?
Calistic
It doesn't say, I'll have to just test it. Sup?
SnailCat
Haha, I'm good thanks.
SnailCat
(How does it not say?!)
Calistic
/a/EzeGo
SnailCat
Don't use it.
KingOfAllMen
hehe safe sex.
Popspoppingit
This should be higher, dammit.
0void00
Time travelling troll. I guess you need to pay it forward and set up a new prank for your future self.
Thooptaste
how do you do something like this and forget...?
dagg3r
I know I have at least on 5 separate instances hidden something away and now have forgotten about it
taylorisnotacat
When I was little I stored away a lock of my hair so my parents could find it and clone me if I died. Rediscovered ~10 years later.
AnalAssimilator
I forgot i hid a full box of girl scout cookies from some drunk people. It was three weeks before i found them. I ate a the whole box.
SirVladimirPutin
Pssst. You don't.
jadespider
I totally buried a "time capsule" in the back yard full of my awesome shit when I was 8..spent the next several years wondering where it was
choorp
You don't.
Xorflank
I hid all my birthday money one year and forgot about it till last year when I found 600 dollars in a wallet I also got for that cake day
Thooptaste
just an heads up to prevent you from aekwardness, cakeday =\= birthday. cale day is the day you got your imgur account.
Xorflank
Ty I haven't really come to understand everything yet for
CoolNickName
Alzheimer
Thooptaste
ultra early onset alzheimers
adam1111
I have really shitty memory. I used to hide weed around my room while stoned and leave clues to my future sober self on how to find it. 1/2
adam1111
2/2 One example was hiding a bag in the sleeve of my Rush 2112 vinyl with the words "follow the starman" encoded in hex on a random txt doc.
DrJim
All of these younger me was an ass posts are shit.
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IeryDeary
I do not know why people down voted you for making a statement about yourself, but here. I shall save you. Go on, my child; be free!
UnspokenX
I'm the same way. I can't remember what I had for dinner either. Either that or I forgot to eat.
Niorx
Alcohol
Octom
I don't know, but I wouldn't
dagg3r
Also we are talking about one night in like literally 3000 nights he did this. Would have remembered about for like 100 of those and forgot
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Current you is a liar.
SpicedNipples
Older you should continue revising biology
yeahyeahnope
Just in case older you is fucking asshole.
maltbrew
You seem like an asshole now.
UniversalBeing
Younger you is a fucking hilarious genius. +1
oasisamid
Or a liar? Show us the expiration date on the condom OP with the blue box in the background.
Justsomelurkerwithnonamewanted
Looks like he just did in one of my replies. /a/EzeGo I can't tell.
Duongasaur
But he ain't fucking though
Calistic
I can imagine myself maybe 3 years ago sat there giggling to myself while making this
NormalNorman
3 years...OP how old are you?
Fillask
And how do you not remember doing something like this 3 years ago?
puppygotplacestobe
*3 hours
WhereTheBaconAt
Obviously not staged.
TheLimpinBiscuit
Well, the dust certainly looks convincing, although he might just have mad photoshop skills.
JapanGuyJoe
i thought of this too. maybe op found a dusty box and then had the idea for this
FartsSmellBad
No obviously not. There is no way this would have been done for fake internet points
N0ticeablyFAT
*5 minutes younger me
wartyfish
What... you think someone would just go and lie on the internet...?
mudkipfucker2
who cares its still funny
snohara
Well, the box is pretty dusty.
CatBlaster5000
http://imgur.com/PuaX1BZ
Justsomelurkerwithnonamewanted
I'd request a closer photo of the package (the foil one) to show expiration date and batch.
Garblin
Yea, doesn't matter, unless 'younger you' was within the past few years, they didn't get that logo till 2010
Calistic
/a/EzeGo
Justsomelurkerwithnonamewanted
Huh. What year did Durex start printing expr dates on those thigns anyways, cause I don't see it.
Garblin
Yea, doesn't matter, unless 'younger you' was within the past few years, they didn't get that logo till 2010
Vindicativa
(•_•). ( •_•)>⌐□-□. (⌐□_□) YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
ThenameIwant
I'll leave this here.
CanadiansWilllRule
Yeah, I'd definitely remember hiding a condom in a locked box with a key...
ToastyMozart
Or indeed who leaves a lockbox they don't have the key for lying around in their room. I would've broken into it years ago if it were mine.
kunoichi
Eh, not everything has to be "real" to be funny.
Mb8er
yeah, but this isn't even funny :/
Calistic
I can't exactly prove that its not staged but I think the dust on it kinda proves my point
nohman64
How can you not remember that you did this?
wristbrace
no, it really doesn't. A dusty box doesn't prove fuck all
oasisamid
And where was the paper? On tip of the box? Why isn't that dusty? And why didn't it protect the box?
TheLittleBear
asking the real questions
oasisamid
Show us a picture of the expiration date with the blue box on the background.
Calistic
/a/EzeGo
t3cknic1an
Picture of condom expiration date should suffice...
Calistic
/a/EzeGo
oasisamid
Oooooooh.... OP better deliver now. We're waiting OP.
Calistic
I don't think it says it on the single packet I'll post a reply to your comment with another link
DreamRuiner
Well, all he said was that it was done when he was younger. Technically, everything you've ever done was done by your younger self
eugenejudo
He never said he was lieing, only that it was staged
Galdornae
So then the technically younger version of him is an asshole due to the fact that it's fake?
goflyblind
"here's a picture of me when i'm older." "bullshit, lemme see that camera!"
hiphopbookshop
Good ole Mitch
notme222
http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/comics/2012-07-18-Magic-Camera.png
SmertNSpecial
Holy crap, never saw it like that before! *mind blown
DanAykroydFanClub
I saw this posted when I was younger