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Actually had to rush him to OR for surgery and a bowel resection.
Mar 31, 2016 12:05 AM
shorton909
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Actually had to rush him to OR for surgery and a bowel resection.
itdoesntlastlong
that'll do it.
ScarsRemain
GMark
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
th3giv3r
Dammit, title. Missed opportunity there.
wadatahmydamie
Yeah, what a winey asshole
DoctorNerdyPants
A whole bottle?! Top or bottom in first? Empty or full? Could an empty one possibly shatter while in the rectum? So many questions!
Lugh314159
"Naw, that can't be it. Did the same thing last week and it was just fine."
IrishPaddy
Tell him to stop wineing.
AngryGraphicDesigner
Was it one of the big bottles? How far up? ha ha ha
defaultusername123
That's an intense wine club...
graehall
Hahaha, ah shit, I was kicked back in my chair, feet on my desk, mug of warm coffee in my hand, hitting next. Saw your comment & cracked up
MrsTitsMcGee
"I fell onto it, I swear! "
Lugh314159
"Million to one shot, Doc! Million to one!"
0hDeer
http://www.winemind.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/drink-from-bottle-joke.gif
ThisIsMyUsersubAccount
Horrible flashbacks about a video involving one guy and one glass
MidgetHumper
Jar squatter
theothercollin
one of those videos where a gif really wouldn't do it justice.
ThePrinceWhoWasPromised
which end first?
shorton909
Cork end first..
ThePrinceWhoWasPromised
never thought I would say this, glad they went in cork end first
CarcharodonCarcharias
HowCanIJoinTheEvilLeagueOfEvil
I'm sure this isn't your only whacked out patient. Tell us more!!!
thegump93
Oh the joy of emergency medicine. I once had a pt tell me he swallowed fish hooks
Supermurse
The kids from the detention center would swallow small lamp bulbs then take turns punching each other in the stomach, until they broke.
thegump93
They seem like a fun group
thegump93
Btw when I asked fish hook guy why he said "to catch the fish in my stomach". Silly me, why else would he do that??
besn
iWasToldThereWouldBe
Patient Name: Rothschild, P. (Pre-Op / Bowel Resection) X-Ray Image: /a/MmbEX
Anlurai
How the fuck.
4kdongs
Rekt-um
NildaEichenauer41
Was it one of the big bottles? How far up? ha ha ha
Aibell125
My friend works as an urgent care nurse. From her stories, people love shoving things up their butts. People are weird
Melinachill
Your lives are so much more interesting than mine
jstrahn
And here we have a nice 2007 shirazz
Zetor
*slaps forehead* Duh, silly me!
PoisonedLily
Oh we need more of these stories!
icecoldcoolfreeze
And pictures of the x-ray!
torannisaurusrex
Not a HIPAA violation if you share experiences that do not contain a diagnosis, patient name, or hospital location.
DeepwaterJew
As a HIPAA analyst, +1 for proper privacy etiquette!
screwdriverone
Can you blame him? With the price of corkage restaurants charge these days????
anthrax4breakfast
Bowel resection is no joke. Life long health complications usually accompany it.
LilLarrySellers
It sounds like something from Star Wars
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
Suddenly I don't want anything near my ass. I didn't want it anyway, but now it's less
ImTheOneWhoTookYourRug
If you want to do...things...with bottles, don't. But if you must, leave it corked. Uncorked creates a suction when you pull out = prolapse.
anthrax4breakfast
After a resectioning occasionally the remainder of the colon not in use prolapses
DaveGrohlsBrokenLeg
Hey @op. What's a resection?
shorton909
When they remove part of your intestines...
DaveGrohlsBrokenLeg
oh shit, so he like properly got it up there?
sickpanda
I love these stories. A colleague of mine once told me of a lady who came in with a buzz light year toy stuck in her vagina.
sickpanda
She had inserted it and the wings had opened.
sheshazelnuts
I believe that would be the "beyond"
CaptainAsshole
People do really weird things....
wadatahmydamie
Username implies many things
iDrinkDrano
I saw a guy fuck his gf in the ass with a wine bottle... I enjoyed it.
CaptainAsshole
Seen it
owenmason
at least it wasn't a box of wine.
KarlKingOfDucks
At least it wasn't a barrel...
wilypants66
As a Australian, never stick a goon bag up your bum, your just wasting perfectly good 'let's all get trashy drunk' juice
HitlersArtCritic
You mean a crate. A box of wine would basically be a juice pouch, but with wine in it.
SlickTheSlipperySalamander
That exist actually...
LurkerOfDarkness
Guess the Bag-in-box thing isn't huge where you live, here every little supermarket sells them (usually 3 L) alongside regular bottles.
owenmason
still...cumbersome to the rectum. rectum? damn near killed 'im.
Pengarr
Boxed wine is a thing now, and it basically is a juice box but with wine. You can get single-serving ones or huge ones.
Pengarr
They're eco-friendly! And they triggered a bunch of alarmist articles about how much wine Millennials drink, so that was entertaining.
sleete
Its one of the cheapest / most cost effective way to get drunk. http://getdrunknotfat.com/get-drunk-not-broke/
Pengarr
I'm not proud that I bookmarked that, but I bookmarked it. Thanks. What a fascinating site.