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artist is Dami Lee / As Per Usual
FP edit: thanks for the fake interweb points, ladies send sexy pics of yourself. Cheers!
ghesled3
My favorite shirt series is X-Men: Worst X-Man Ever. You should look it up.
AtsaMattaForMe
rastacles
The iPhone one needs to be replaced every three weeks
LeSethX
Fortunately, the iPhone charges off of USB-C, which has basically been industry standard for a few years now.
LeSethX
Of course, by the time it comes close to actually replacing all the shapes, a new USB shape will become standard, I'm sure.
Ozarck
all those chargers and yo ustill can't find one that fits.
ZKINGDOM
Is this a Shazam cartoon?
JasonThorn
Sounds like the D&D group whose "most important member" is the one who makes sensible decisions the rest of the group follows.
ThisUsernamelsNotAvailable
Eye hole's'
WorldsSmallestMegaDick
Eye-hole's't've'd
garretj
HOW HAS NO-ONE MENTIONED WOLVERINES 4 CLAWS IN THIS!? I'm not one to point out inaccuracies...but come on.
eovsvin
Gen X
TheDogEnd
KoolStoryBrah
#3 Um, Wolverine should only have 3 letter openers on each hand thankyouverymuch
RenaissanceFaireMan
I saw that and was alll, "WTF!"
Shitheid
*copyrwrite
TheGlow
From his wrist, not hand.
BlankMage
"I'll just write down 'Made of metal, which the guy we fight the most can control... with his mind. Thank you for your application, Logan."
technicalfool
I guess depending on plot, just say that adamantium isn't ferromagnetic, so Magneto can suck a dick.
HopeHubris
Magneto has ripped out his skeleton before
TheStoneMask
The millennial X-Men
FenixTheFolf
With notable millinial villains: Mega Karen, GMO General, Bandwidth Throttler, Boomer, and TaxMan!
wingineer
"TaxMan" ought to be "The Creditor." You see way more memes about student loans than you do about the tax bill, presumably for a reason.
TheSecondPiewackit
What millennial makes enough money to actually pay taxes?
Roland191145
X-Person! Check your priviledge! /s
Stfu3
Settle down Deadpool
MainlyHereForTheSpellingAndPuns
More like the Gen-X-Men.
SaphirasSexDoll
Haha...! I'm old...?
cousteau
Was thinking how useless he'd be when everybody moves to USB-C, but then realized how cool it'd be to have a USB on a finger.
NotSoSmartAlek
I'm holding out for USB-D, hopefully they fix the problems with C soon.
orangearcadi
Not USB-C++?
cousteau
I'm angry at how funny I found this joke.
orangearcadi
What's wrong with C?
NotSoSmartAlek
Poorly made cables can have power wiring problems that lead to shorts and fire. Just for starters.
HoldThatTHOT
Nothing, he just wants the D
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SkogensKung
The fuck are you doing with your phones? Sticking your dick in them?
DJmuppet
Will not be needed in EU soon
Honorius77
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/standards.png
TheSecondPiewackit
I fuckin read that as "Extended Universe". God dammit.
ZiomalZParafii
Except Apple every one else is using micro USB for years. Now slowly switching to USB C.
fitlex
He could eventually just be Apple Man with chargers only for their devices
RebelSkull
Just another example of how better Europe is
Vercci
Lets just forget about that Article 13 business.
OneBabyOneHamburgerBun
There is always room for improvement.
Callito
Remember when Americans were making fun of Eu cause of the article 13? Still nothing really changed here, meanwhile you still got Trump...
Vercci
Lag in bureaucracy means we won't see any fallout from it until 2021ish.
Callito
It's not a lag in bureaucracy, it's simply that the EU countries got 2 years to actually make laws that correspond the Artikel (1/2)
Mithi
Soon? I mean it is pretty much the norm now. Yes still Mini-USB and USB-C, but that is still a far cry of the situation 15-20 years before.
Mithi
I charge my e-book, my two phones, my fitness-watch and other toys with USB for years now.
Mithi
eh, Micro ofc
Richter12x2
Don't count your chickens, my phone and Mac both charge using USB C, but the Mac won't charge from the phone charger
Azgymb
Just making a guess: Typically the voltage output of a phone charger is much lower than that a laptop "needs". Then again, I could 1/2
Allusernamesaretakensoichoosethis
*current
Richter12x2
In the case of Mac, I've read it's actually both. USB standard is 5v but the Mac charger ramps to 20v.
Azgymb
charge my mac (USB C) via the USB of a friend's laptop. It was the slowest charging I ever experienced, but it worked. 2/2
Richter12x2
I've seen videos saying it worked, I left mine, powered off, connected to my 4A Dash Charger for hours and didn't gain a single percent.
bobdickgus
PeterPanGuineaPig
LIGHTNING FROM MY HANDS!
Lifeisharddeathissoftlol
What show be dis
ToastDNA
Chuck
BeardedEagle
It be Shazam
7thlevelLazerLotus
Shazam! Pretty great movie, part of the DCEU.
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Ketheres
GrosseChung
“Your phones fucked” would be more like it. Good gif tho
truemetalman
I think one of then explodes when he does it in the movie.
bobdickgus
I didn't show that part as it would ruin my narrative!
TheSecondPiewackit
WRONG UNIVERSE!
bobdickgus
GorgeousGen
Fun Fact: same actor did the voice of Arcade Ganon from Fallout: New Vegas.
TheAllAmericanAsshole
And played Chuck. One of my all-time favorite shows. And was Flynn Ryder in Tangled, lovely singing voice.
InAMellowTone
Seriously? Huh
Nykidemus
No shit? He's a fairly big name to be hobnobbing around on that cast.
GorgeousGen
Also was a decade ago!
MoxnesMonster6
Also one of thors friends in the Thor movies. The blonde mustachioed one.
ForestRed
Not in the first one though
OliverClothesoff70
Matthew Perry (Chandler from FRIENDS) also had a big FNV part. He voiced Benny, head of the Chairmen. https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Benny
macarronchacarron
fucking Chandler shot me in the fucking head!? Seriously!?
no1ofconsequencedied
Ain't that a kick in the head?
CurlySwede
It's not actually a laser, it's some kind of force beam. How that works, I don't know.
SecondTomorrow
Wolverine also doesn't have 4 claws but here we are
IlluminaBlade
punches from the punch dimension.
highstream
It connects to the punch dimension and pure punch power comes out of his eyes
GaddockTeej
It’s definitely a laser.
TiroDvD
Lasers are of the electromagnetic spectrum. Cyclops's beams are percussive/force/pushing.
GaddockTeej
Electromagnetics can push as well as pull, what with opposite polarity and all. Ergo, lasers.
tomuchfreetimeatwork
It has some sort of heat to it his beams melt off skin if your in them long enough
RealScienceMan
Lots of writers don't keep it straight but it's supposed to be force beams.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Nah, generally Cyclops' beams are what the Marvel Universe considers concussive force, but not necessarily hot.
malekdeneith
They at the very least generated enough heat to melt off Iceman's ice (well it was more like snow back then) in the veeeery first comics
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Interesting. Could be they hadn't established the force thing yet. Or it could have just blasted the ice away?
malekdeneith
I think like it was the former, but I'm not 100% on that. Been quite some time since I read those.
schmonday
Kinetic energy does generate heat. If you punch something hard and fast enough, it will actually start to melt.
Xodus2kX
Just like if you slap something hard enough, you'll cook it.
totallyNotRonJeremy
So if you throw something real hard to a steel beam (a plane f.e.) will it start to melt?
WaleXdraK
You are silly plane can’t melt steel beam.
Pentacus
Only if it's not coated in a protective layer of jet fuel.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
#2 Not lasers, optical kinetic energy blasts. He basically fires punches from his eyes. Yes I'm fun at parties.
numbonvalium
Not anymore, he got retconned. Now his eyes are portals into another dimension, and he shoots undefined as-strong-as-we-need-it energy.
TheSecondPiewackit
"Hey kid, stare at this dynamo for like 20 minutes. Thanks, you just solved the energy crisis."
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Isn't it still kinetic energy tho in the retcon? To be fair, most mutant powers are usually exactly what they need to be for the situation.
numbonvalium
It's Cosmic tier shit now, he is now an Omega level mutant.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Oh boy.
numbonvalium
Yeah, Cyclops seems to be the punching bag for every Xmen writer since 2000.
warslinger
numbonvalium
Because?
WorldsSmallestMegaDick
But then why do they leave laser burns everywhere instead of dents?
Smaaaash
Because comics get passed around a bunch of different writers, and some of them are dumb as shit.
StarkRG
Because they're hot punches.
NickRivieraMD
that made me laugh audibly
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
My guess? Friction burns.
WorldsSmallestMegaDick
But then why does it reflect off mirrors in some of the comics?
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Because when you punch a mirror, you punch yourself. Duh!
StarkRG
The particles are similar to photons, but with more momentum and, therefore, more kinetic energy.
WorldsSmallestMegaDick
Sounds a lot like a super laser