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My boss needs me so bad that when I gave my 2 weeks notice he looked me in the eye and cursed me out
Aug 19, 2016 4:21 AM
IOnlyUpVoteWhenImDrunk
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My boss needs me so bad that when I gave my 2 weeks notice he looked me in the eye and cursed me out
thedeg
Fasterisk you?
CyborgLibrarian
Make eye contact, fuck your boss, establish dominance?
IHateHumanInteraction
I'm telling my boss today. He's going to be furious. I'm the only sup he has without restrictions. Should have treated me better.
charliegrs
Wouldnt that be a great time to ask for a huge raise?
somuchh8
Sounds like you should change it to a one day notice...
aCivilisationGone","avat
No he didn't, no you didn't.
Trogdorthecommentator
Wow, nice to know your valued but not respected. .
km9v
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrcid7II3G1qjgq23o1_500.gif
AntTrapHouse
Add him on linked in and add a skill that says "Fuck you" See if he endorses it
FloridaAsFuck
I like it
imagoofygooberrock
And that's when I would take a trip to HR
Tivers
Did you say it back?
ImSynnical
no they just started passionately kissing over the desk, before moving towards the floor, sexual tension is a bitch.
soulman901
As they moved to the floor a pizza delivery man showed up and said, Did someone order italian sausage?
IamGurrthetiger
And he wasn't even Italian!
Tivers
Mother fucking plot twist
ImSynnical
well i hope his boss isn't his mom! Yikes
filthytank
https://media.giphy.com/media/Gzzpan1sZczEk/giphy.gif
insertacleverusername
My husband's boss threw a hissy fit when he turned in his. One week today, and I get to turn in mine! Yay, for new opportunities!!
obizues
That's when 2 weeks becomes 2 minutes.
HashtagDadJokes
That would lose him those 2 weeks if that were me. It is a courtesy after all.
YourMemeSucksHarderThanaDyson
Negotiate with leverage!
denkosensei
(1/3) Depending on the job, 2 weeks may be the minimum required but it definitely isn't enough time. Especially if you're vital to the work.
denkosensei
(2/3) We just had a guy retire at my job and he gave 2 weeks of notice and we've been scrambling for the last 2 months to try and cover the
denkosensei
(3/3) work and make sure all of his projects get done. Its kind of a dick move.
KyleBeach
horse shit, just like an employer doesn't owe anything more than a paycheck to workers who do their job, employees dont owe anything more
KyleBeach
to their employer beyond the paycheck. Not OP's problem if they based stuff around him that couldn't easily continue once he leaves.
denkosensei
So are you saying that all companies should base their projects and workload off of any/all of their employees leaving in 2 weeks?
rockdoctor
I had a similar experience when I left my job at a gym to go to college. My boss told me is ever make it work, and I'd be much better off1/2
rockdoctor
Staying and working for him for barely minimum wage. His entire business got completely smashed by th economy, leaving was the best decision
spin510
SAME!
imnotfunnyimjustanasshole
My old company whenever someone gave their two weeks they were told to leave on the spot. No questions asked. Just out the door.
Dontgiveaflyingfuck
This is sometimes necessary. It's acceptable as long as they give you the two weeks pay.
sampeel57
I think you may be misinterpreting the "fuck you"
Veggisaurus
Yeah maybe they want to make love to him?
Rogahar
Agreed. My boss said the same. But it was a "fuck you" of love, not hatred. She just didn't want to lose a decent and trained employee. :P
Michailov
Leave it to the people on imgur to better interpet something based on a 10 word story.
youraveragedeveloper
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peterhjp
Fuck you
DickGraysonNightwing
Fuck you
Epistolizer
Fuck me
Thingyguy
Is the offer standing?
soulmercenary
I tell my employees regularly to fuck off. It's like a variant of hello, get back to work.
Justadudelivinglife
Turn it to 1day notice.
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
Its because he knows you aren't a sucker anymore and found out what you are worth. Hint: it is priceless.
TheManWithDecentPaintSkillz
wow there, way to boost his ego, I'd say it's about tree fiddy
ParanoidWithGoodCause
priceless is functionally the same thing as worthless
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
Shit their on to me! Upvoted for being sharp as a tack.
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
they're damnit! >,<
leodavinci1
No. I doubt priceless has ever been used in that manner. AFAIK, it has always been used to describe worth that can't be quantified.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
if it can't be quantified then it's worth is effectively equal to 0 for all intent's and purposes.
ReverendEskimobob
In space Oxygen is priceless, and it's pretty damn useful for the people there.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
which makes it useful, but if there's no place to buy or sell a thing it has no price or worth.
KillerOfPie
Something can have a worth without a monetary price. Like going on a run could have a worth towards your health without having a price.
KyleBeach
everything has a price though. The price of running? the time you spent doing it vs something else and the caloric expendature to perform it
ParanoidWithGoodCause
no it's useful to you and beneficial to your health worth is an economic assessment which has no meaning in the absence of an economy
irreverentlyirrelevant
went through similar experience, long-story short I worked for 4 extra weeks somewhat unwillingly.
irreverentlyirrelevant
still got paid, tho
irreverentlyirrelevant
he gave me tree fiddy for my efforts
LilSis061016
My boss got wind that I had interviewed somewhere else...I got a promotion and a 12% raise.
bomboy23
That's risky of them if they aren't sure the reason you're looking
LilSis061016
They knew my position was a job, not career. They also knew the two potential paths I wanted, but I'm remote so it's hard to accommodate.
Trip91
All well and goof, but problem with this is they should give it anyway. Not just when you threaten to leave that they realise your worth.
LilSis061016
True, but it's to a position they didn't actually have - they created it for me. We all knew the previous one was a job, not a career. 1/
LilSis061016
I expressed interest in this path at my review in January, though. The issue is that I'm remote, so the options are funky. 2/2
NickBlacksHumor
Correct me if I'm wrong. But I get the sense yours was a more professional career job and this is a minimum wage crap job
LilSis061016
Could be. It was just the other side of giving notice I suppose. She knew I might, so she fixed the situation. Sort of.
Littleman88
I'd place a bet on this being the case. Retail: necessary for society to function. Get paid like people are just lining up for 15k yearly.
hearthstoneaccount3
Retail jobs are in no way necessary for society to function. Kiva has shown you can avoid people stocking shelves and self service is better
Littleman88
You're assuming most people are capable of self service. Work retail and the vast majority of them can barely manage self check out.
hearthstoneaccount3
Plus if you don't give people a choice they're quick learners we've found
hearthstoneaccount3
I have the majority of under 30s have started to use self service and we need less and less tills. Those over 60s have also grown to them
ImFunnierThanYallGiveMeCreditFor
report his ass to HR
breakfastburner
Bite his dick off.
FAILEDattempttostartaslowclap
Just, report it HR and that pretty much gives you an I can quit today notice if you want.
Toolology
Fuck that, report his whole body to HR!
ImJustARegularJoe
Burn his house down
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
#TwoTypesOfPeople
Amalthea22
With the lemons
fragmentedfire
eyesaucelease
HR exists to protect the company. If OP quit they probably wouldn't care.
anthaneezy
That first part is true, which invalidates that second part. Good HR takes hostile work environments seriously. The liability is the boss 1
anthaneezy
2 not OP. If the boss actually did that, it would be easier to shit can the boss if someone else reports the same thing.
ImFunnierThanYallGiveMeCreditFor
If they find out they have a mgr cussing out employees, former or not, they will be concerned
Juicytoast
Yea thats harassment and could be taken to police. So HR should be notified.
isthatonfireyet
KyleBeach
it depends on the company. HR is in fact there to protect the company so if they also hear that said employee is leaving they have little
KyleBeach
incentive to come down on a higher level employee for a lower level guy who is quitting. HR is not always daisies and playing nice
omenjesus
yea, do you know HR at all? this shit wouldn't fly, they'd definitely get at least a warning if not some kind of "training"
tinyfootprints
I gave 2 weeks notice at my job as a dishwasher at a restaurant. Boss had a good laugh.
thehungryguy
or props to anyone who does the job for a good amount of time. if it was only for a week or some shit, fuck that
tinyfootprints
About 3 months. I told him up front I would quit when classes started in the fall. Just a summer job.
thehungryguy
dishwashing fucking sucks, I give anyone props who works through it to better positions
tinyfootprints
My job title was "Dishwasher" but more than 50% of my work was actually "janitor", cleaning restrooms and mopping floors.
thehungryguy
yet another reason dishwashing sucks. I have been in a restaurant where the other job for them was to shuck oysters, hundreds a day.
tinyfootprints
Boss would wait for the dishwashing sink to drain halfway before throwing salad greens into the draining spooge-filled suds and mixing it.
tinyfootprints
Cook messed up, accidentally made pancakes from clam chowder mix. Plot twist: They were better than "correctly" made pancakes at that place.
thehungryguy
clam chowder pancakes... eh I would try it sounds interesting. Just maybe not from that restaurant