ShakiraTheMusical
128738
2440
97
Apr 2, 2020 7:46 PM
ShakiraTheMusical
128738
2440
97
CmfMttnPpl
She looks like the twilight chick
FreelanceSpermDonor
Why, thank you!
extrageneity
How you gonna blow a kiss with no lips though
DrSharkbite
spattr
Her favorite Beatle is John
missastromccluskey
she looks like Mary Tyler-Moore there
spattr
1964 was peak Laura Petrie on The Dick van Dyke Show era.
missastromccluskey
woah I wasn't born then - had to look up Laura ;)
spattr
I was 5 but The Dick van Dyke Show ran on repeats on local independent stations for 10-15 years after it went off the air.
Musubi626
Panserclaw
WonderfunkJones
JFC she is stunning in this
hateanyway
"he's attractive in that very 80s sort of way; which is to say, not at all" - someone on the internet
Wasabiipeas
Why is quarantine harder for attraction when I never left the house anyways? Increased anxiety, lack of sleep, leading to hypomania. She hot
FatBastardVegetarian
"Do you want this body?" "Is this a trick question?"
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Heartbreakers is an underrated film
Imakethingsweird
Updoot for Sigourneys beaver.
crittercuz
TheBitSlinger
Imma take about 2 to 3 minutes and appreciate this.
shinyRK9
Did she wind up having a daughter who roleplays as a lesbian monk who thinks sleeves are bullshit?
MyCouchPullsOutButIDont33
She's a good looking dude
neatoburritobandito
ChristophWaltzEatingACheeseburger
.
fartymarty42
David Spade looks like hell
LoveHow
Watched Alien for the first time with my kid last night. Forgot how strong a lead actress Weaver was in here. Watching Aliens tonight.
Emjayen
... and at which point will have completed watching the entire film series.
LoveHow
Aliens 3 was Good but yea it went downhill (not including Ron Perlman in Alien Resurrection).
Pepperpete123
No. 3 was not good. I tried so hard to enjoy it. But no. What they did to "those" characters just sucked. Couldn't enjoy the rest.
ArtSmarse
There are only two Alien(s) movies. Don't know where people get this crazy idea that there are more than that.
IsaRos
Aliens is one of my all-time favs. It has also aged well in my opinion. Like Sigourney.
LoveHow
Yeas Aliens is my favourite movie of all time
RelativeVelocity
Both movies have aged phenomenally
markmcn87
Considering Alien is 40 years old. The only part that shows it's age is the explosion at the end.
LoveHow
Funny that’s the one part my kid pointed out.
ImgurPlz
The first bad bitch of cinema. Ripley is the pinnacle of strong independent women who don't need no man.
cheezeBurrger
Back when women were just strong and not screaming victims.
Shismouche
Back when women were well written, strong and smart and not just mary sues screaming that they are women everytime they do somethings.
hitdog42
There has always been strong women and there have always been a cream queens. Shelly Duvall in The Shining, anyone?
cheezeBurrger
There are still strong women out there but they are drowned out by all the whining. I love strong women
apolloscrewedmeover
Yes, they are out there; yes, unfortunately this is because they usually aren't vainly self-obsessed; finally HELL YES!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
But according to imgur, white men are the victims, aren't they?
AvianFox
No we are the evil monsters. Where have you been?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Thanks for illustrating exactly the "desperate to be a victim" mentality I'm talking about.
TinFoilKat
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
galentravis
“Today”
creechville
Way wayyyyy better without makeup
Sharky640
She can look incredibly attractive or a complete barker at times
Delathi
She's like a Schrodinger's Hottie
LarvaLamp
I think she looks best with straight hair. Never found her attractive with the frizz. Badass, but not attractive.
RelativeVelocity
I hate frizz
Riorach
She’s the reason I found out I was a rampant lesbian. I appreciate her every day for that.
ShakiraTheMusical
Best comment ever.
ArtSmarse
+1 for "rampant lesbian"
Riorach
karateninjazombie
I'm a rampant lesbian too. Shame I'm a bloke :/
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Riorach
stinkonamonkey
What's the difference between a rampant lesbian and a regular lesbian?
sturmhauke
The stance. A rampant lion: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/75/Lion_Rampant.svg
ShakiraTheMusical
lynass
Who is this?!
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
The rampant lesbian
PTFF
Anyone??
enchillita
She looks like Katie Cassidy
SoundBites
Ding!
Paulbearer
Pictures or it didn't happen...
bundleofwoodensticks
I don’t even know how two women would have sex
Paulbearer
I KNOW! Your user name piques my interest..I'm thinking there's a word that escapes me...+1
Riorach
They exist, somewhere. Pie hub maybe.
Riorach
Meant to say porn hub but it’s fine lmao
Paulbearer
Thanks...now I'm horny AND hungry...
Riorach
I sit in that constant state tbh.
fartymarty42
Rampant, you say?
Riorach
timberjackchris
Get out of there, Master Chief!
MollyNapQueen
I'm a rampant lesbian too. Wanna do some lesbianism?
Riorach
Riorach
There needs to be more of us!
SatansLeftNipple
Can I watch?
PGTipsMonkeh
You're not supposed to be here, Satan! Back in the fiery pits with you!
SatansLeftNipple
FreelanceSpermDonor
Oh, we appreciates her.
ColonelGonzo
She wanted to do this scene naked and have the Alien touch her skin but the studio didnt go for it.
hitdog42
Is that what you appreciate about her?
GroumphLePreux
DA BOOBS !
FreelanceSpermDonor
seentoomuchdeath
FreelanceSpermDonor
Ah, I was looking for that and couldn't find it. Thank you!
ilhares
My word. Even as a man, I kinda wish I had a body like that.
[deleted]
[deleted]
[deleted]
[deleted]
ilhares
I'm partial to them smaller anyway - I meant her general form. She was muscular and slender.
SeRaQt
Roland191145
DevouredYou
Later on
FreelanceSpermDonor
II wonder what she's saying? Oh, I get it now.
v
jamesythe3rd
vonBoomslang
That's the "fuck that" scene isn't it?
Triface
I'm pretty sure she is saying "screw that". ;)
lastcanadian
I was 13 when alien came out. My type is tall women with b cup breasts. I wonder if there is a connection.
doubleyouexwhyandz
I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground and in the freezer.
lastcanadian
Or extra crispy
ikbeneengeit
I love tall women too for some reason
JustinSane6
My type is short women with b cup breast and an ass like a ten year old boys. Wait, what?
lastcanadian
It's just a phase.
JustinSane6
I’m 51. When does the phase end? I guess when I catch Corvid-19.
Babygravymaker
I'mma go with... probably
andwings2go
First girlfriends mother looked just like her, found out years later they were both very aware that I couldn’t keep my eyes off her
TopherE
Mines big, black, highly intelligent and hostile, huge mouth with nasty bite, tail, and a bitch!
Mxlespxles
Me too. That's why I married my wife!
ProfessorDutch
Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist?
WendyTheWendigo
Sup
erickwhite9
They gotta be filled with acid too
lastcanadian
That's what's her name from SNL?
freckledkink
Grace Jones
TopherE
Bingo! Give the person a medal!
v
azureraptor
Whatever you do, don't google nihilophant...
moishere
That’s a little specific...
Octomorph
They just admires it's purity. What's hotter than a survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse or delusions of morality? Perfect organism.
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
TopherE
furt77
My girlfriend after quarantine is over.
0plus1plus0
Your going to need to wash your hands.
AstronautChicken
And lots and lots of saliva! Juicy kisses!
MannyMarco
Same
OutoftheDarknessIntotheLight
Madea?
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
No tail.
PrincessAris
I was 12 when I first saw The Addams Family. I know exactly where my crush on goth girls came from.
Cerbetto
Tell me more...
PrincessAris
Cerbetto
Shawwwing!
RelativeVelocity
Helen Slater's Supergirl has a lot to do with what my preferences seem to be now
brusten0
It’s just a coincidence.
APatriot4U2
We covet what we see, or so a Dr. said, once.
Jackboot77
b cups are fun
JuicyShaqMeat
I was 13 when I got internet access on my own PC...
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
I was 15. I like women with secondary mouths that snap out when hungry (dead sexy) and have acid for blood.
weneedmorequestions
Same thing here, but i was 11 years old. Never thought about it, but makes sense.
lastcanadian
I clued in when I saw the post. Startling really. No regrets it's been fun.
rionaemer
I grew up with a single father and *all we watched* was action films. And, for real, I have an unshakable thing for hard jawed, spec ops
Danack
Similar. So Wreck it Ralph made me... feel things.
rionaemer
Vets. Especially the quiet ones with sad stories.. oh my god I think you just exploded my mind a little
Papapandy
SanchoPliskin
Emjayen
Please don't tell me you have a thing for Steven Seagal.
rionaemer
Sean Penn & George Clooney & now it’s John Krasinski.