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Apr 21, 2018 12:06 AM
OjibwainAlberta
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Fp thx all I'm glad you like it lol
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Studbabe
God in india we dont drive on roads at all we drive on footpaths????????
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
I mean, free health care right? Gotta be some kinda balance I guess.
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
we do the same in CT. roads suck ass yet the state gov't think it's a better idea to finish rails to trails RIGHT THOUGH MY BACK YARD.
GeneralGranger
Come to some parts of germany...
sothisishowashitpostfeelslike
Goddammit Darren!
aeouk
Your left or my left?
Janusha
Ive seen this joke many many times, but its usually been about Detroit and Michigan
derpyderp15
Also in michigan
Cruxador
In Chelsea they drive wherever the spirit level says.
keuabaibt
Same with the colder parts of America.
ilsalta
All these dramatic temperature changes have been devastating to roads.
houseofnifty
Yesterday I learned what it feels like to be inside a brand new Merc SUV the moment when a pothole sends its suspension back to hell.
HoosierDaddy42069
How do you spot a drunk driver in Michigan? They drive straight.
Frazzledragon
Oh, i have only seen this joke with about half the northern US states, England and couple of poor countries.
DpsGoblin
Those look like my cities roads. Hit a massive hole today didn’t know it was so large because it just looked like a puddle. 1/2
DpsGoblin
2/2 too bad our insurance doesn’t cover road hazards which it should because it’s a government run insurance. Damn city not fixing roads.
pallupallupallupallu
You should drive in Michigan sometime
Bizarkly
Ah, Michigan: where the Legislature raised the gas tax to fix the roads - starting in 2019, after the representatives have term limited out.
pallupallupallupallu
I would happily pay that tax it that means i wont get a flat tire due to some damn crater
Arrjun
Dont ever dare come to india....
llamasammich
Where tf is this?! I’m in Alberta and even our roads aren’t this bad. I mean, they’re not great, but dayyyyum.
noake
It's in russia, i guess, because i see russian cars
guywhodrivestheJeeptoCrystalPalace
Was raining in Gatineau and visibility was poor. I actually pulled over to check if I was, in fact, driving on a road. I was.
FalafelisImportant
I'm in Montreal and heard roads are only bad here. Are they really bad in the rest of Canada too?
TheDrunkenWrench
I no longer go to Gatineau because everything about my car is illegal there
doomslayerlulz
In Nova Scotia they put rumble strips along both sides of the highway so you can't drive off. Doesn't work during thick snowfall though.
MissMockingbird
The pothole on slater at bronson in Ottawa is large enough to swim in after all this precipitation....
Cails
Gatineau is a terrible mess. The second I cross the bridge is have to brace for pothole city
JohnBluehill
Gatineau is the reason why my brand new car needed an alignment after just eight months
AlbrechtEh
One of the main reasons I avoid going to Hull this time of year. And this year is particularly bad.
Cails
Yeah, but soon you get to deal with a summer of construction to mend the potholes before they come back in winter!
steve1378
Looks like Winnipeg.
BigBenThisHeresRubberDuck
In Michigan the roads have gone even further south
demodulated
You export them to Ohio?
ilsalta
From the news I read, it seems like your entire state has gone further south than Florida.
trina1978
I’d say in England we do both of these. Avoiding big holes in the road is a daily event.
DidNotInhale
Driving in the south east at the moment, after the snow is fucking torture
PrincessConsuelaPantyhoseII
My route to work has a road surface similar to the moon.
trina1978
My council has a budget for paying for damage to people’s cars as a result of the bad roads rather than a budget to fix the roads.
Gianttesticlemonster
In Calgary they barely have roads because the mayor spends all their money on giant hula hoops and calls it art
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
Considering that money came out of a preexisting art budget he wasn't spending shit. My entire family works for roads, they do what they can
JokerJeep
Just like Edmonton's giant silver balls on the side of the road by a bridge
Migotchi
Fellow Calgarian, bruh that was one time. Also, Calgary is waay better than Toronto's roads
Drasel
That isn't how it works. Its been colder than normal for far longer, which means temperatures haven't been up to what's needed for road(1/?)
Drasel
repairs, as you need warm weather otherwise asphalt won't stick. That's why there's so many more potholes to notice now because over (2/?)
Drasel
this winter, they haven't had much of a chance to get to fixing the potholes as they appear. (3/3)
Gianttesticlemonster
Shut up Meg
kumaoni
In India we don't have anything left so we don't care.
Xenarion
Here in Quebec we say we have 2 seasons: winter and construction.
theangryjanitor
Good god. You are better off taming and riding a wild moose.
Pokedmeinthecoconut
It's been done before, it will be done again.
Aathole
Too expensive to feed.
OjibwainAlberta
I have that in my posts lol
rezpawner
Is...isn't that the local custom anyway?
Nidiahk
The swedish military successfully traines moose but had issues feeding them in combat
WithNothingBetterToDo
Insuriance premiums are too high
ensensu
ARK Canadian Edition.
ElroyJetsonEsq
A møøse once bit my sister. No realli! She was karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush...
Toastfrog
Careful you might get fired for that comment
OjibwainAlberta
What's the solution?
TheLastSithposter
stay at home and imgur
demodulated
We fix the roads constantly. In the city of Toronto alone we fill something like 200,000 potholes every year
keuabaibt
Concrete roads instead of asphalt.
AirshipNavigator
No better, unfortunately. They crack and frost heave.
Impossibrew
Make all roads gravel roads again.
ThelostWorldofAtlantis
It's cArBOn TaX
carefulwithmeIMbroken
Never go anywhere.
Gunz77
If you ask the Ontario govt. they'll say the solution is more taxes
DickRogers
Not if youre Doug Ford.
zFUBARz
Clearly covering up your brothers drug habit makes you qualified organize a provincial budget.
Persephone407
Preach!!
AirshipNavigator
Ah, you're one of those. So what to cut to fix the roads: Healthcare? Education? Social Services?
Gunz77
No need to cut anything. They just need to prioritize more efficiently.
CanadiansWilllRule
rt
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
Yes.
CopperMarbles
Trudeau would say more trips for him and his family, less pipelines, more immigrants and some weed. That should fix roads and everything.
zFUBARz
Yes because roads are the perview of the federal government...
YiminRong
Meet with a group that's been victimized, apologize and cry in public, then throw money at them.
CopperMarbles
Oh boy. Canada we done fucked up. Andrew Scheer please help us.
loraxofevil
Move to Switzerland
JeffTeck
Move.
Keibrina
Dirt roads. Dirt is the waterbear of roads. It gives no fucks and takes care of itself. Then again it's hard to paint dirt.
MeepMeepMaMeepMeepBeep
You get washboards with dirt. Still get potholes too. No thanks.
ohHiMark2000
See also: Wisconsin. Roads are trash, at least in some parts. Winter fucks asphalt up the ass
tomsrhinoplasty
Texas. No state income tax = someone has to die before the road gets fixed.
jfred325350
I think our roads are pretty good up here in NW WI considering the frost
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
Yeah, no. Wisconsin roads are fucking great. Depending on the county I guess but honestly in my experience... better than MN or MI.
spazzysquirrel
Northern Alberta, frost heaves galore. Roller coaster with pot holes=busy tire&rim shops
imdonewithpickingusernames
That's cuz it's swiss roads in wisconsin, like the cheese.
fistermatic5000
South Louisiana. We don't need no damn winter for our roads to be fucked up.
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
WI roads are equal or better than any neighboring state so just shut your butt, buddy.
PapaNurgleLovesYou
Wisconsin, Michigan, Minnesota. Et cetera. (The snow is finally melting here in MN
timmaaaayyyy2000
Yay for the salt belt...
ohHiMark2000
MN is actually a lot better than wis. I live in SE MN, travel to wis to visit family and there is a definite difference
NateintheNorth
(that's because that part of MN has money)
PapaNurgleLovesYou
Every Vikings fan just cheered when they read your comment.
UmmeZLM
In Wales...we also drive on the left. WHY CAN PEOPLE NOT SAY UK OR GB? we exist in Wales, Scotland and northern Ireland too you know!
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
Are you expressing envy for English recognition?
UmmeZLM
No. It's just so annoying when ppl refer to 4 different countries as England
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
To be fare, most of us Americans only know Welch as a maker of Jams and Jellys. It'd be the same as someone from the UK not knowing all 2/
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
2/ 50 states. Of course many Americans can't be bothered to learn those either.
KiteFlyingPianist
Ask me about the one—ONE—entrance/exit to the parking lot of the nearest subway station, here in Montreal. Go ahead, ask me!
Bizarkly
Soooo -- *tell* me about this one entrance/exit to the parking lot of the nearest subway station, there in Montreal: sound like a fun tale!
KiteFlyingPianist
Hah! Horrible. To the city's credit, there's a beautiful chunk of green space right next to the subway station and its parking lot... 1/x
KiteFlyingPianist
...and technically that's a second way out of that parking lot, but not for cars. The sole entrance/exit has been patched and...2/x
KiteFlyingPianist
...patched—I don't know that it technically qualifies as pavement, any longer. They need to re-do it, but it's a very high-volume lot. 3/x
KiteFlyingPianist
They would be trading extreme short-term pain for long-term gain. Unless they could temp. route traffic through the ball diamond. Busy area!