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Jun 28, 2016 1:20 PM
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Ruhig
Your grandma needs to get a new joke because she's told this one on the internet too many goddamn times.
darkninja2992
I like #23, i like #23 a lot
KeyLimeGreen
Is shrek deadpool's wife?
JakeSnake197
#21 I know what i'm doing for Halloween
VindictiveRidge
This may be one of the greatest images humanity has ever crafted; I wish you the best of luck in replicating it
thecontractor
"Hot Crazy Matrix" as presented by the guy who designed it. Worth every second of watching. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk
LiveDevotion
yeah sure dont show the explosion on WWH
goatfatdoc
#1 what the fuck
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
#8 then half the audience got divorce lawyers after the show
tomyironmane
the female half. The male half just got fucked over.
ILikeToCommentWithGifs
Infinite puppies! :3
abcismasta
That "he boot too big" pic is like 3 pixels now
MedicMoth
Fresh, never-before-seen memes?
johnson21
Tag your dumps
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Thraisenth
Seems to me that hot/crazy graph is suggesting I go out and find a tranny, well the dump has spoken I guess...
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
#1 She got a big booty so I call her big booty
BananabalNectar
But her name is Sharon.
Iaimtomisbehave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbjo_i3u3tY
MightAsWellBeCanadian
Anybody know the sauce for this?
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
The big booty song?
Jak0theShadows
Are we supposed to be ignoring this?
Ghostify
Move along, nothing to see
MisterLemons
seb835
Only 8+ is wife material? Who the fuck made that chart? Justin Timberlake?
GoCorral
And below 4 crazy means they're a man
KillerTofu615
The thing not measured in this graph is individual taste.
yourmomisminenow
wife material probably means something like "if you meet a girl like this, wife her immediately". Same with date material.
walkingstephenhawking
It's a classic video!! https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc
jo3s
I may as well be confortable in the .... Danger Zone
squelcheswetly
I'm sure it's meant to be relative to your tastes. But also: Internet.
CrabWallet
I'm wondering how many losers on here bitching about not having a gf, or not fucking, think it's reasonable for 5 or below to be "no go."
SirButcher
If you love her, then she is ALWAYS above 8. If not, then you must likely not love her.
CrabWallet
If you love her, you probably shouldn't be fixated on where she lands relative to the general population on a "hotness" continuum.
ImTheReasonYourSocksAreAlwaysMissing
Although I will say that attraction is an important part of an adult relationship, THIS is the correct answer
CrabWallet
I agree with you that attraction is important. The way I explained it to someone else on here is that imo it's fine to ask "am I sexually 1
CrabWallet
attracted to Celine Dion," but pretty pathetic to as, "is Celine Dion hotter than half the girls at this party." 2
snoopybbt
I am upvoting... You know why.
crazycelt
Thing about Mac is it had a terminal which is Unix
arrbos
You can run a bash shell on Windows, but that doesn't make it unix. That said, though, MacOS is pretty much a unix.
crazycelt
For Windows you need Cygwin to run bash. For server Powershell is cool, but nothing next to bash or shell.
arrbos
eh, powershell is a really solid effort. It beats bash out handily in some areas. The way it rethinks pipes is brilliant in some respects.
crazycelt
I agree. But in the end I think Nx systems are better than anything Msoft has put out. To each their own I guess
arrbos
(but pipes are obviously not a bash or even just shell concept, obviously)
t4thfavor
Yeah, not quite... it is a unix, but is quickly approaching hasbro.
crazycelt
Have your tried Centos7.? Talk about hasbro..
NuclearBuddha
that was a disruptive twerkspace environment.
diggetydug
Grandma yes.
Ghostify
Can y'all do me a favor and report @G17Afo for spam? Thx
NixonDidNothingWrong
Wat?? Trannys are 9-10 hot and <0 crazy?
surrealizations
Not exactly, the graph cuts off at 4, so tranny's are apparently 9-10 hotness, but < 4 crazy. Still, quite an odd assessment IMO
tomyironmane
Well, technically they can be much less hot, but they're usually < 4 crazy.
tomyironmane
Watch the video. It will explain.
MrPenman
IT COULD ERODE
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
This needs to be part of the standard education system
tomyironmane
There would be, had feminazis not overrun most of it. We must take back our schools!
TheSexiestRaccoonEver
Wow, and there isn't any misogyny on this site. As if.
DickButtAndHisBrother
Wtf is this dump
MASHaddict
Did that first one appear to speed up with each repetition for anyone else?
tomyironmane
tomyironmane
http://www.ar15news.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/AERO-Precision-Pew-Pew-Pew-AR15-Lower-Upper-Combo.jpg
tomyironmane
http://www.yorkarms.com/images/ab_2012.jpg
tomyironmane
http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/honey-badger-spikes-tactical-lower.jpg
Ghostify
tomyironmane
http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv330/stuckma09/0008d.jpg
tomyironmane
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk137/SsevenN_photo/28171014415972551911690.jpg
tomyironmane
... and the most expensive and difficult one to acquire...
tomyironmane
http://www.ar15news.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/620-AERO-Precision-Pew-Pew-Pew-AR15-Lower-Receiver-1.jpg
tomyironmane
http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/AR15CaliLower.jpg
tomyironmane
http://www.yorkarms.com/images/__9unk.jpg
tomyironmane
http://cdnll.primaryarms.com/images/xl/stls022.jpg
tomyironmane
https://derpicdn.net/img/2012/12/3/171794/large.jpg
praytarn
I like that "crazy" starts at 4 instead of 0 lol
KillerTofu615
Everyone is a little bit crazy. When we first started dating, my now wife scared me constantly because she used logic instead of yelling 1/2
KillerTofu615
when I screwed up. Her crazy side showed up when she started freaking out about grocery costs. Not the $100 she'd just spent on a dress.
SomeGuyYourMomKnows
They're all a little crazy bro.. I saw it too, good call.
Mikeythejoker
I was hoping nobody else pointed that out. You preemptively stole my glory!!
fitgirl1
And transexual's are the sanest ones?!? Definitely not the one I know.
kwg14
https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc
iputonpantsforthis
I love a good dump. Today this post, tomorrow my girlfriend.
toiletbrowser
Wooo! It's not so bad, broke up with my girlfriend of over a year the other day, already back in the sack with new ladies.
Imstruttinmyasslikeidontcare
You stole that line didnt you. Say you did you monster.
TH3S33KER
Don't think you can dump your left hand
iputonpantsforthis
+1
XiroInfinity
It's called "amputation"
iputonpantsforthis
+1
Thristen
So... You're single?
iputonpantsforthis
I was anyway.
Thristen
Well that was fast!
BrontTheGoodBoy
So what I'm hearing is your girlfriend's going to be single?
iputonpantsforthis
What are you talking about? I don't have a girlfriend.
BrontTheGoodBoy
Ayyyy
Ghostify
Best of luck cowboy
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kooger2439
You're gonna carry that weight
FelixTheCAT5e
POOP on. You shit on hookers. You poop on the ones you care for.
WinstonSmith1994
That was... that was beautiful.
iputonpantsforthis
I didn't fully appreciate this comment the first time u read it. Well done.
AFuckingBazooka
Worst (best) movie ever
Bubu007
what??
Bubu007
Oh I got it... :D
HookerinaHandbasket
Wait...what
stillborntoiletbaby
I wish I had the courage to dump my girl. It seems like a whole... thing. So I just don't out of laziness
pancreas
just kill her instead
girlsetsfire
Maybe if you weren't such a toilet baby...
itsnotsciencefiction
I was like that but then he cheated so it kinda was a good thing since it pushed me far enough to get rid of him *insert this is fine dog*
TrijezniMujo
I was about to dump mine, but then she cheated on me and dumped me... she said she did it for us and that she'll always love me. #ConfusedAf
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Don't go back. Don't ever go back.
TrijezniMujo
Oh I won't, I might'a been in love and she might'a been hot but waaaay too crazy (and I am saying this as a certified crazy person).
girlsetsfire
What the hell?!
TrijezniMujo
Right? my reaction too. I can send you the story in a PM, I don't really want to bother splitting the story up in parts of 140 chararcters.
girlsetsfire
Yeah, I love a good story :)