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LuffyDmonkey1
Never liked their music but to each their own.
SpodgyTwoSugars
Errrr.. Linda?
ashywushu
Mero is hilarious.
Imastupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttand
Paul Mcartney is a vegetarian, not a vegan.
binky4me
I loved the Monkees!
sonikkuruzu
Both surviving Beatles are left handed. Are lefties gonna live forever?
readgardentravelcook
What about Keith Richards? Not that I eat meat but a lot of it is genetics and smoking. Then too much fat in diet.
entropyk
Of ALL the shitposts, (not all are reposts), THIS one is the shitiest shit of all the shitty shits, IMHO..
morethanamouthfull
UmmRonYourOn
Desus & Mero on VICE TV. I you haven't seen it you're missing out.
AmyBethMegJo
Huh. Ringo is now more attractive than Paul.
marsgoose
Lead poisoning.
BornSciFly
Mero on imgur! Y'all should watch his show Desus & Mero on Viceland. It's really good.
FunkyTheFox
The person who shot him was vegan
johnwhoknowsnothing
He did eat lead
Ravenmadirish
johnwhoknowsnothing
And also wasn't that great of a guy either
CardboardPizzas
I'm pretty sure they're both vegetarian but not vegan.
Horsenippleking
Paul is vegan. Him and his exwife were all about it
METR0ID
Vegans are stupid.
regurgitatedtofu
Oh shots fired.
rapidge
I see what you did there.
Rifneno
Lennon's dead, stop shooting!
DoublevBomb
"Kill the phonies."
v
koldfusion
Savage. I was going to post a Savage reaction gif, but all it came up with was Fred Savage
Cthulhuchooseyou
regurgitatedtofu
PartyMagician
Of course not, everyone knows The Beatles are dying ordered by descending talent. Ringo will outlive us all.
IamJustinSane
So, if I shoot these two, lettuce will protect them?
PuhTater
#TheBeatlesIn5Words John, Paul, George, The Drummer
ImADouchebag
I don't think I've ever read the St. The Drummer's epistles.
PapaNurgleLovesYou
Pete best
Matty3D
JalkiaJattamattaVoiPiestaIhmistaHelposti
Honestly, George is the one who I usually forget. I really don't know why, I guess Ringo's name just sticks easier with me.
PuhTater
Thus the joke. Nobody remembers George when he stands next to a guy named Ringo.
whatupcorgibutt
Bullets and cancer don't care about your veganism
BitchySadElvenMermaid
And humans dont care about animals with the capacity to socialize, feel, and have families. enslave away, grind the useless male chicks
Icantthinkofaname2
Incidental to the point, though
MerToo
yeah but you can't cure bullets with bacon. works pretty well on diseases like veganism tho.
William370
it has been proven a vegan diet reduces risks of cancer. But facts would ruin the anti vegan circlejerk right?
whatupcorgibutt
Yeah but cancer is that one disease that doesn't seem to care how healthy you eat or live unfortunately
elonmarryme
It's hard to say what is the best diet for humans and anyone who pretends to know is either a fool or a liar
William370
it's hard my ass. There are studies that shows that. Obviously it depends on how much and what type of meat you eat
agentarcher
River Phoenix was vegan. I outlived him.
CrazyLikeEd
Also, everyone knows that isn't really Paul.
agentarcher
Paul was the only man to actually go to the moon. All the rest were faked.
stopitlucas
Thank you! This is Faul. (Fake Paul)
ibetyoudidntthinkofthisusername
And fake John is the guy in the black cab (Fake Taxi)
BanjoBeard
Yay conspiracies!
elizardo
When two or more people meet secretly to plot against one or more persons.
Nipplebuttsalad
Billy Sheers
ipostthingsthatmakemelaugh
Theory: Paul had inflated ego, drops some shit and has an ego death. Becomes a better person. Band makes a running joke in their music.
TheExpensiveBikeRide
The Walrus was Paul!
Mentok
You leave that kindly old lesbian alone
thatwoodguy
Pauls been dead for years, killed by illuminatii
Horsenippleking
Nah it was an accident like 40 years ago, the illuminati did replace him though
ferrelldad16
It's Billy Shiers
ModernFalconer
Yeah. Him, Michael Jackson, and Tupac are all writing music in Dracula's moon base
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Huh?
avorius
just some crazy superior cooked up by people that read too much into thier music, probably english teachers
rshini
there's been a long standing rumor due to the song lyrics and prankster DJs that the real Paul McCarthy is dead and replaced with a copy.
cogitoro
PEA BRAIN: "Paul McCartney is alive" NORMAL BRAIN: "Paul McCartney died and was replaced in the 60's" BIG BRAIN: "Faul is better than Paul."
cogitoro
GALACTIC BRAIN: "Paul didn't die but was replaced by Faul for Sgt. Pepper's through Let it Be. Paul returned for his shitty solo career."
JamesSylar
No, the one that died was the one that came from an alternate universe, didn't you pay attention to the secret lyrics?
DabSwabFamDab
Yeah, he was replaced by a look alike a long time ago.
Imalwaysready
A VEGAN look alike so that they could get a long shelf life out of him.
DabSwabFamDab
Cause the real paul is also dead
Valaar
Choking on broccoli
v
Johnnyonenut
How can you tell somebody’s vegan??? Don’t worry, THEY will tell you!!!
soaksloginwood
Ringo Starr achieved knighthood by sitting down his whole career.
Munchman347
And he wasn't even the best drummer in the Beatles...
Iseeyourpointandraiseyou
Sir Ringo Starr? That just sounds wrong.
HowDoesOneDoThis
Sir Richard Starkey officially.
Iseeyourpointandraiseyou
ah. okay, that's a bit better.
Ohhaidoggie
Mero on Imgur?! The brand is too strong.
AlwaysUpvotePizza
gang gang, the brand is brolic!
BobbyBats
The kid Mero aka...
BobbyBats
The Human Durag flap, curve gotti, triZz Khalifa, SKKKKKKRT Loder
carlostrange
Bodega hive!
Bahiano1993
Anyone not on it can suck my Dick from the back
homeofjones
DIE FOR THE HIVE!!
EsQue39
YYYUUUUURRRRPPPP
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) ... it's because he ate lead!
secretoaster
A beef lead bullet. He would have survived if the bullet was organic certified vegan bullet.
testzero
I've seen this post floating around on social media, waiting for it to hit one where I could make this comment, and someone beat me to it.
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Damnit.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
carne o plomo
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
one person got it. one.
C0mtraya
TheAgilitizer
ProfessionalJalapenoWrangler
Jesus man........ +1
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Lead poisoning is extremely deadly when ingested at 1,000+ FPS.
Quarantinous
I commend the people who were good enough to down vote. I am not among them.
sahdad
Sthawwaths
YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH
OohPee
AnonOmis1000
I've seen this a ton but does anyone remember the context?
soupisforwinners
Was he allergic to lead?
tacodefender
It was a vaccine injury that lead to his allergy
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
Happiness is a warm gun.
narniasreal
This is my favourite comment of the day
bvssmntdwxllxr
Too soon
wdh49er
It's dangerous to step out of your genre. The Beatles were Rock an roll, not heavy metal.
easybrz
Lead is vegan.
Samsquantch82
Thruen
Cool guys don't look at explosions
DanTheReactionMan
YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAA
PlutoIX
*drums*
DoublevBomb
"Kill the phonies."
v
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
What episode is this
DoublevBomb
The tale of Scrodie McBoogerballs
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
Thankals
Gameaddicteddork
Points given where clever comeback has served it's cause. Holy feck though, savage.
kamosey
Lead it be.
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
DAMNIT.
bau4daman
ThisMeansALot
Father Mackenzie
Nineteenletterslong
Live and let die... Paul is referring to non-vegans
ThePowerOf42
Hey Rude. Don't gun me down
ThePowerOf42
Here comes the Gun... Twist and shoot
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
While my AR gently weeps
ThePowerOf42
We can shoot it out
SendSurprisesToMyInbox
Wait...John Lennon is DEAD?
elizardo
Nah. That's Josè Stalin.
RollingInLaundry
John is kill
ClaireAnneN
no
PapaNurgleLovesYou
Assassinated in 1980, he was finally happy in life too. A new beginning he said. Just Like Starting Over.
KNIVESY
Way to not get it.
DecentFellow
He got better...
KNIVESY
What the fuck. How did nobody get your joke? Jesus fucking christ, everyone!!
UtopianSocialism
goatamon
Him and Heat Legend
Flymolo30
No
roadhunter
Didn't Jodie Foster shoot him?
DoublevBomb
"Kill the phonies."
v
LordNoodles
Man I haven’t watched South Park in awhile. What season is this from?
DoublevBomb
The tale of Scrodie McBoogerballs, whenever that was.
JamesSylar
Also from SP: Must. kill. John. Lennon.
DoublevBomb
"John Lennon's dead, Butters."
SnapKylePop
No, he's alive and married to Chrissy Teigen.
YellowTomato
You tried
UncleBuckFutter
stumpface
Spoilers!
FlyingButtPliers
Yes, but he died of strawberries so this began thing can be dangerous.
SomeCrazyNerd
SPOILERS. ugh some people
Tornadotaco
A bit
DarkSock
Yes, and what’s worse they have him on display under a glass case in Leningrad
GenerallyKenobi
Lennongrad*
DarkSock
*LemonGrab...?
v
daguq
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
FlavorBehavior
OVER THE LINE!!
InsertCleverScreennameHere
I am the walrus.
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DarkSock
Tempcore
Probably doesn't know, since Leningrad is the old name of Saint Petersburg
DukeDarkwood
Saint Petersburg is also the old name of Saint Petersburg.
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DarkSock
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
Direct link:
Put the image guys, not the post link :'(
zombiejedediah
Using Imgur mobile app, I'm just happy when a comment loads :-/
panamjck
So is Dumbledore, and Glenn, and Hodor, maybe
whyisexistance
Hodor died??
panamjck
Maybe
elizardo
Glenn DANZIG?
panamjck
Glenn Rhee
pieter42
Ok, but Lennon probably would have been vegan today... I mean, just extropolating here
Andied
It is a fair assumption. He does not seem like the kinda guy to say:" We have always eaten meat!" or "Bacon!"
HibiscuitsTea
John and Yoko were into macrobiotics, which vegetarian at least.
HellomynameisSatan
Wasnt he a misogynistic prick? Someone was bitching that he was actually very abusive to women and men (verbally and physically).
malwill
Not really, no
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
"Women and men" = misogynistic?
Aylasita
Yea he apparently had anger problems, and did a lot of drugs .. so ..
BreadyStinellis
George likely would be.
EroticZombiePants
It does seem fiting for his lifestyle.
TheTimeless
Wasn't beating women also part of his lifestyle?
Mechwarrior719
At the very least we can safely assume he'd be an insufferable prick. Vegan or not.
pilates4hotties
Not gonna lie, I'd really like to peak into his alternate universe twitter account just to angerly yell "YOU'RE NOT HELPING" and close it.
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
Why ? Was he a prick when he was alive ?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
They were a boy band. Of course he was
mjangelvortex
He abused his first wife so that should tell you all you need to know.
skelitor120
Lil bit.
underBridges
Lotta bit
FlyingDeetus
Ye
ask2142
He's mostly blamed for the band breaking up. Apparently he was a nob to the others and Yoko was a pain too.
ask2142
Although they all fell apart, and it was only much later that they all made up with eachother. Mostly with Harrison on his deathbed.
Dustorn
Also, ya know, he was a nob to his kid.
Mechwarrior719
It's why Paul McCartney wrote 'Hey Jude'