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Mar 5, 2018 8:35 PM
kvakkulerer
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Retromorphic
Bloody vermin
Asteroidrules
Cat is now plotting to kill you, slightly more than it already was.
RondomGuy
Wait, was this screenshotted, and reposted from the repost earlier today on FP?
goddessofgreen
Yep
Gamavon
Awww kitty
DodderingCommandant97
Impossum
MisterFantastic1
Looks like a pet possum. Never seen one that groomed...
brianwenner
hope you made it up to your kittah....
ruferto
"are you seeing this shit, karol? come help!"
DrArchvile
I hear possums eating baby squirrels up in the trees all the time, don't like them very much
benpoon
My sister came home one night without her glasses on. Pet a possum on the porch thinking it was her cat. Not a pat, petting. Oh we laughed.
XPapaLegbaX
What a pu$$y. You scared bro. LOL
rebel1996
Hilarious, but my neighbors cat was almost killed by a possum. Huge vet bill. Still that cats expression is worth it.
Jaqdakloun
Why is that cat trying to steal your pet possum's food ?
thisusernameisforme
Halp
DLTBGYDCU
Opossums make better pets.
WhatAreYouStalkingAbout
Possums love cat food. Possums also carry lots of fleas and tics. I’d avoid putting cat food outside otherwise your animals might get fleas
tehcron
More in danger of getting fleas from the ground than a possum. Sandy areas are havens for fleas
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Possums dont carry that many ticks; they eat most of the ones that get on them.
SQLdragon
please post the original post link.
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SQLdragon
I wish all upvotes automatically transferred to the original post.
tukelimms
I'd worry the thing will want to eat the cat...
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
you're a horrible hooman … you'd better get that cat a cheezburger
XplodingUnicornGlitter
Poor kitteh :C
JeffreyDeTar
Once had a possum who was accepted by our two female cats, until she had babies. Was not pretty what those feline psychopaths did after that
Mayyybe
Help that kitty you monster!!!!!
mouseyroxy1
Let the cat in or give the opossum it's own food
KbrAtx
You want rabies?? This is how we get rabies!
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
It would be EXTREMELY RARE for possums to get rabies. They have such slow metabolisms w/ low body temp that the virus can’t survive...
KbrAtx
No shit. I made a joke and learned something!
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
Did you also know that they are smart, have opposable toes, prehensile tails & natural immunity against snake venom? They are amazing!
KbrAtx
Knew about the tails, hadn’t heard about the venom. I do know they make an evil noise if you scare them though. ????
JocieCat
It’s rare for possums to get rabies... however they do host other diseases like tuberculosis, spotted fever and toxoplasmosis.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Not to mention parasites. Tapeworm eggs and ticks delivered free to your door step.
zdriver7
KhiAmyRnameEisN
Siptro
Suprised it didn't attack opossums can get aggressive while they eat
StarkeRealm
No kidding. I had one try to fight my car for a french fry a couple years ago.
CrazyZonie
Quando omni flunkus, moritati. (Translation: When all else fails, play dead.)
SonOfKazar
Sit down.
frogglesmash
I'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess.
CrazyZonie
I'm a man, and I did chance, because I had to. Oh, well. ;)
Ledzo
Ironically oppossums are scaredy cats. They might hiss or bare their teeth but won't attack, they'll just pass out or 'play dead.'
KatamariDamaci
He have class, he give sass, most importantly, he scream at own ass.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Not really.
quattroformaggix4
Likely or not, I’d never put my scaredy cat in a situation where she could be injured. Or even where her trust of me is compromised.
GoogleFucker
Opossums get aggressive at ANYTHING. I had one hissing at my DOOR. Everything pisses them off
goddessofgreen
Not true. They are dumb, docile and run away.
GoogleFucker
Unless they're rabid.
youlooklikehalfabuttpuppet
I ain’t messing with that guy. Saw him screaming at his own ass earlier. *cat probably
TyrannosaurusMex
illpickanamelater
borderlandsman
i don't. sauce?
MrPhucket
Repost from earlier today....
SQLdragon
so, is there a link to the original, where I can upvote a solid funny post?
muleFUEL
yeah, it looks like it was blatanly stolen, they just screen shotted it
Ilikestyx
This is why my cats stay inside. cute possum tho
SerenePrincess013
I saw a coyote a couple days ago. My cats are permanently inside, now.
CrazyCatLad
Aye, I understand there are many exceptions but please keep your domestic cats indoors. (Shelter volunteer here)
SomeGiantIdiot
Possum or Opossum?
SaltTastesOk
Possum is cute opossum is devil spawn that's how you know the difference
nfamouscj
But that is an opossum. Possums are bushbaby looking and from Australia.
KatamariDamaci
My cats stay inside so they don't become roadkill.
GnomeDeGuerre
Like a bird in a cage.
awdfawd
My cats are outside cats and they check both ways before crossing the street.
CrazyZonie
My cat stays inside because I like hummingbirds. Also, the roadkill, gang violence, and the wannabe racers.
Thejunkfoodkid
I assumed you meant gangs like how cats get into territorial fights...I thought you were being witty but now I'm thinking I was wrong
CrazyZonie
I live in a bad neighborhood and dug bullets out of my house in the past. Even if she's not running with a gang, stray bullets are a bitch.
ruferto
any gang that kills a cat deserves to be put down
Gargusuz
The second I let my cat out he came back as a crip
CrazyZonie
Funny, mine runs with the WSP. (West Side Posse. Yeah, I live in one of the rough sides of town.
REDF0RMANSF00T
We have 5 and they are all strictly outdoor. They’ve been fat and happy for the last 6 years.
merlinious
And so you are knowingly allowing invasive species to roam freely, killing native wildlife
REDF0RMANSF00T
Well I live in a very rural area on a cattle ranch...I don’t think they’re gunna hurt a whole lot out here.
merlinious
Are there any birds? Those are the ones at risk. I guess it would be okay if there arent any in your area
REDF0RMANSF00T
I’m not sure if you’re being serious or just fucking with me