CuntPuncher1000
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Dec 21, 2017 11:41 PM
CuntPuncher1000
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MessedUpAaron
Local authorities are still questioning the turt. Wondering how he came upon 1 250lbs of coke.
Vampy707
We know him...
OldManOx
How to become a rich turtle over night.
shadysocks
Cocaine cut so much it floats
Imadudefromokc
You mean attached to 100lbs of cocaine
LAB1A
It's always the one you least expect. Shame on you Mr. Turtle.
MightyTightyWhities
I would use all that money to build this turtle the biggest enclosure in my brand new mansion. I would make a turtle clothing line and gear!
JustHereToFactYouUp
This is where the term "Party Animal" came from
CanadianMonk
iwillgiveyourandomfactsorgifs
GlacticGator
How did you get all that cocaine in the country? Sea turtles mate.
SeanTabasco
I don't remember this scene in Blow.
GlacticGator
It's a deleted scene.
slurmlover
omg that is sad af
sexysexyjesus
I know right the DEA took his coke.
yourmoth1
Free coke and a sea turtle life doesnt get any better
SteveMND
Huh. I always thought they used mules for that.
Metals4J
Turtles, aka “sea mules”