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SithRuleOfTwo
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JeanLucPicard
Nigga what the fuck is juice?
Darksaber530
27% of the juice is 100% juice.
notirrelevant
#2 "Kill...me...killll....meeeee...."
patchins
"Then the Professor accidentally added...RADIOACTIVE EVERYTHING! Suddenly, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
BrownieAss17
100% LIES!!!
frolickingunicornofdeath
They're correct 60% of the time, every time
nightskyhangs
Yeah I hate it when I buy cheetos that are carrots.
ApertureFactSphere
Truth in Advertising? Lie in Everything.
puffineggnog
At least the watermelon was boneless.
LemonFanta
It is 100% juice 27% of the time.
IPostedWhat
FreshBoi42069
Calm down Harry
LightningLad27
I mean...I work in the produce department of a grocery store, they are seedless watermelons. Some seeds just...find a way...
remnant55
Yep. Like Jurassic Park. If they ever splice watermelons with frog DNA, we're seriously in the shit.
BetterLuckyThanGood
TIL that normal Hersheys has less than 0% calcium.
VeryMagical
It actually drains calcium out of you.
doofus1234
That one is wrong. The pic was Photoshopped. It's supposed to be 10% DV.
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
Oh good. Thank you. I was embarrassed for having fallen for it.
DarthFutuza
It might just be a misprint bottle, maybe ink rubbed off or something.
justforthefakepoints
http://m.thehersheycompany.com/brands/syrup/hersheys-syrup-with-calcium.aspx
bigblindguy
The trash can one pretty sums up most "recycling" projects tbh.
Toaster2403
The idea behind this is to prepare people for when they actually have the infrastructure to properly recycle in the future. Or something.
TheSisko
I don't agree with that. Some cities have great recycling and diversion programs. Check out the zero waste initiative in SF.
bigblindguy
That's as maybe, all I know is when out of pure curiosity I followed the recycling truck it went to the dump and dumped :C
TheSisko
Where? You should submit a complaint and notify the news. That's misrepresentation and illegal.
MatildaMantis
Some dumps have recycling centers as well.
hipsterhank
Austin too. Our problem is there are so many bins (compost, trash, recycle, glass, etc.) that often I get confused and put it all in trash.
TheSisko
We have mixed recycling so paper, plastic, and glass are all combined.
TheSisko
Glass recycling is truly cradle-to-cradle: it's 100% recyclable w/o losing integrity. If you can only remember one thing, remember glass.
doofus1234
The Hershey's one is Photoshopped. I have the same bottle and it's actually 10% of DV of calcium.
DarthFutuza
EVEN THE LIES ARE LIES!
xToolmanx
For most of these: we're they even trying?
drinkyourjuiceshelby
I have Clear... They are terminating my service in November. Sprint owns them now. Only other option is TWC :sobs:
RoseFaery
*hugs* I'm so sorry, man, I'm so sorry. Been nice knowing you.
Gurnooky
The pizza one is just sad
ejfnsowjtofbwldof
"Mom! Why are the cheetos in the fridge?" child of the person that put the carrots in the cheetos bag probably
Upvoting
This is why I have trust issues.
halyeahboy
#8 crust issues
Jayteez
#5 bust issues
TerryCrewsControl
Cheese Louise that's a saucy response.
ZyriaTheGreat
I oughta give them a pizza my mind
commandantLassard
Hitler wanted 0% juice and we killed his ass good
searsjm79
DastardlyDinosaur
Well, I mean if you want to be technical, Hitler killed his own ass good.
robotzombies
'The juice did this.'
chinablue
Godwins law.
Suenami
60% of the time, it works 100% of the time!
LadyMoto
WTF WERE YOU EXPECTING FROM THAT HIDEOUS UNITARD?!
danjo
The recycling one is actually a common problem. Some groups that collect recycling bins actually just throw the stuff away.
swinglinered
Some landfills have sections set aside for future recycling. That way there is superior economy of scale. Also better tech later.
byerss
I remember someone saying its to "train" people to put recyclables in the right spot before they actually start separating the recycling.
ItsWimgurianLeviOsaNotLevioSA
Main objective for those "recycling" cans is to have users aware of their actions. Waste will go to mixed recycling center to be sorted
ErfWerm
Clear internet is garbage. Just saying.
Koukla13
Oh is that what's that's about? I couldn't work it out.
JustARandomFacelessExtraInTheMovieOfYourLife
Pay for 5mbps maybe get 1.
SithRuleOfTwo
Is it that bad lol? I honestly had a thought about leaving comcast to try ANYTHING else.
GreatTeacherMichael
I actually like it. had their USB stick internet. Was helpful because I moved around a lot throughout the week and had internet everywhere.
monadi
I liked it. But since they got bought out by Sprint, the service dropped terribly. And they're shutting down all service in October.
Noxana
Clear was great a few years back then it just went merrily down the crapper.
17thspartan
I like it. I mean, it's literally unlimited 4g (wimax) for 50 bucks a month. I regularly go over 500gb a month. But they're shutting down.
17thspartan
They were screwed from the get go. They jumped in and signed contracts with wimax providers, and in the US we went with LTE instead.
jcow1995
They where bought by Sprint and their towers are being turned into LTE Sprint towers.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
so is wimax entirely dead now?
17thspartan
Pretty much, they're either upgrading them to LTE or dismantelling them. Clear was sold to Sprint a while ago and they're shutting down 1/2
DarthFutuza
...well wimax is just a standard so it won't really be dead, but there won't be any major providers using it.
17thspartan
completely in November (16? I think).
Sammyv17
It was always around 1mbps
Howdidjadewdat
all 100% of the 27% of it that is juice... or, something like that.
Illegitimatekitten
I'm betting you 100% juice is the name of the company.
totallynotabandonedaccount
It's 100% juice. Up to 27% of it is from the fruits, no more.
LetsSayYouAndIGoToeToToeOnBirdLaw
27% of the time, it works every time
wessyfbaby
http://imgur.com/9Ytd454
volatiley
Why is the flavor 80% redacted?
imissmaplesyrup
"100% Juice" can be a brand name or trademark
JonesItUp
BoA started charging me for my "free" checking account. Called and told me it was 100% free checking... after you pay the $25 monthly fee...
princesskageebageeba
60% of the time, every time.
zooks
My god... we should like, elect you for government and stuff.
Howdidjadewdat
I mean... I kinda know things, and stuff...
zooks
you're HIRED.
Howdidjadewdat
ahem, *Elected :^)
fartbender
The 27% that is juice is 100% juice....
Howdidjadewdat
Math bitches!
volatiley
27% of 100% juice is also 100% juice, duh
Howdidjadewdat
uh... math?
agamemnonymous
27% of the juice, is 100% juice
Howdidjadewdat
I mean it's just good math...
Howdidjadewdat
Maths
volatiley
100% non-gmo can!
SithRuleOfTwo
"Oh baby, Im sorry. I gave you 100%....of 27%"
leftyshuckles
27% of the time its 100% juice all the time
supraman2turbo
Yeah the food label ones should be super illegal and the penalty is a year's worth of revenue.
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
they've done studies, you know, 80% of the time, it works every time.
chiefrunswithscissors
yeah it's like 100% chicken breast. they get away with saying that because the chicken that isnin it is 100% even if that only makes up 20%
agrady1995
IT'S SAYING THAT 100% OF THE JUICE THAT IS IN THERE IS REAL JUICE. ONLY 27% ACTUAL JUICE BY VOLUME, THOUGH
Howdidjadewdat
OKAY! ... I mean, OK - thanks!
agrady1995
I had a broken keyboard with caps lock on, sorry.
Howdidjadewdat
you sound much more reasonable now
agrady1995
thanks :)
Antermosiph
Made 'with' 100% juice. + Calcium and low fat when made with low fat milk.
ZacMuerte
exactly: It's made with 100% juice, but the final product has 73% other stuff
Antermosiph
Thus the ' ' around 'with'. Its hard to find real 100% juice that isn't something like bolthouse farms or in a wine section.
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
I'm confused on the cheetoh one..? That's clearly just cut up carrots put in a cheetoh bag next to more cut up carrots and a bag of carrots
CyanOrchid
It is evil.
Squossifrage
Exactly. Notice the Kragle? Someone is replacing cheetohs with carrot sticks and then resealing the bag as a prank.
euphorick
Organic carrots at that. That's an expensive prank.
FancyPantlessTeaParties
Agreed. Honestly, it looks like a setup for a prank. They even have the superglue ready to close the bag w/ the cheetos replaced by carrots.
Kaysmira
I would think that the carrots would weigh more than cheetos and ruin the prank too.
snuzzled
It says souffle and it's clearly not a souffle. Source: I don't speak french.
Luprand
"Souffler" is French for "Puff."
snuzzled
(That's the joke)
Luprand
Oops.
AlecStarling
If your order clothes from China on eBay, you're gonna have a bad time
hadliebug
Yep, Senior Prom dress. Learned that one the hard way.
sausageseeker
Agree! I'm average to thin but tall. Was treated like an Amazon Woman in China.
kittykat
Really anything from China, in Amazon or eBay. Bought The Wire box set and one of the disks worked.
JustAnUndevelopedImage
I got a customized prom dress from China on eBay. Got to pick the color and exact sizes, for cheaper than off the rack. Was awesome.
Karsenlove
Amen.
PoppinLochNessHopster
I fail to see how that isn't an accurate product, the person wearing it is in an unflatering pose and wearing the wrong shoes.
rattlesnail
Ordered dress from china- ordered size 14 got a 10. All other bridesmaids dresses were fucked. 120$ in alterations
ProfessionalMemer
Pay attention to the measurements when ordering Chinese clothes!
rattlesnail
I tried to talk the bride into not ordering online to begin with because I knew it was going to happen.
lraskie
Unless you're tiny. Then you get cheap clothes that actually fit.
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
I'm a short dude and I tried chinese clothes and I think they make those clothes for short fat people
lraskie
Like children's clothes? I can wear a child's large, but its way too wide for me so it looks ridiculous.
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
Yeah exactly, I'm short and thin, I can buy t shirts in XS but they come down to my knees, If I get a small they are way too baggy
cgibaboons6
Yeah!! Im a petite girl and I have trouble finding clothes that fit well. Thanks China!
lraskie
It's pretty nice that I can wear a S to L. Most adult sized clothes I need XS in the US...
idownvotepoststhatstartwithso
That lady in the photo has some serious man hands. She must be really tall.
scabab
made of synthetic tissue...
Zodi
That's dominoes pizza. Don't ask me how I know. It's also in a Sbarro container.
kasiest647
Sbarro's http://imgur.com/YN4AdhU
FartedWhileMakingUpName
Sbarro/Villa Pizza...mmmmmm
MsScallywag
You can't tell me what to do. So, imma ask you. How do you know?
PrincessAsshole
Sbarro uses larger pepperonis, plus their crust never has the cheese spots on it. Source: i eat a shitload of pizza
Binderstin
As a fellow pizza expert, can confirm!
halyeahboy
I too live dangerously.
matheniel
No garlic oil on the crust, probably not Domino's. Source: I work there.
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
Maybe Domino's from before they improved their pizza?
DYMongoose
Also, not enough pepperonis for a single-topping pizza. I also used to work there, before they improved the recipe.
SithRuleOfTwo
To me it looks like pizza from a 7-11. Dont ask me how I know lol
flamingflamingo
Yeah it does look like gas station pizza.
PrisonerofAzkaban
7/11 HAS PIZZA?
HangslikeCabbage
Their "bakery" cookies are bomb
Lalael
Get out.
somethingdark
The pepperoni pizza is good. The barbecue pizza... not so much.
Gurnooky
Yes; don't buy it
SithRuleOfTwo
And chicken, hotdogs, popcorn and breadsticks where I am. Oh, and beef patties. All of those, you eat at your own risk!
imnotwearingunderweartoday
In hawaii they have spam musubi, pork hash iirc, manapua and yummy ice cream fish with redbean paste in it, bento..i miss 7-11 hawaii food.
krisspy451
Super late to the party, but most do, unless you are in one metro in the country that has privately owned 7/11s. We dont even have slurpees