icommentwithsteveharvey
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Feb 6, 2024 9:41 PM
icommentwithsteveharvey
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BofusTeefus
All religious types sound the same.
hnngh
Probably would get real weird for Islamic dwarves.
evilspock
Say "I'm gay" without saying it.
Exdeath5000
BullittGT
CaliforniaCornucopiaVegetableJubilee
Stupid sexy Flanders
69thStPepper
You dare accuse us of indecency when you leave that sultry upper lip coquettishly unclad?
sombrerohorsewagon
Thresholdpush
In other men? He spelled "me" wrong.
falsetruefalse
Says the man who wears a dress.
IslamExplained
I don't care what you think of these guys, but save your racist remarks
falsetruefalse
All the crazy comments here and you deem mine racist? Not once did I mention race…
hewgothestrange
varyael
Why did I laugh so hard at this, wtaf
gorillaClutch
"If only this guy had a beard I woulda never sucked his dick"-nobody, ever.
Lovegold1100
Definitely like a 'you' problem. Preacher has some problems if just no beard on a person "turns him on".
acetothermus
When you point one finger, you have three pointing back at you.
NachoPete
That's why I point with a knife hand!
keyblader1985
Fellas is it gay to be attracted to dudes who don't have a beard?
(Yes. Yes it is.)
Galfronon
Real shame he was forced to stay in the closet and taught his natural urges were wrong by societal pressure.
SmashySashimi
ShiftingPattern
Too much stubble; that's basically a beard. The really dangerous men pluck their facial hair.
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
They need to have their eyes checked out then
IdiotSavantTinker
I know something about this man that he does not know.
historycat
If I ever saw him I would tell him "Your sexy beard is making me have gay thoughts." watch his head explode.
happyrabbitzz
Dood is causing indecent thoughts in those that like butt-sex with goats.
Lovegold1100
Goats have beards so they should be alright.
ImTheOhMyGuy
What about sheep? They will be alright, right?
AisforApple
CosplayComet
AtsaMattaForMe
ShiftingPattern
0570
Last I heard, sheep are quite hairy. Doesn't stop 'em though.
woozle
eXoRainbow
Exdeath5000
XRay0976
Is that what that is!?
vindik8or
Actually it's a worm in their butt that delivers semen.
SaintCody
Heyo!
redwolf2k
She just cured my Heterosexuality...
theduckening
oh, was that why a bunch of people were so much into ivermectin? Deworm themselves?
FulltimeHobo
One day, their women will be allowed to read and learn.
SaintCody
iSwearAmHuman
I, too, can cure homosexuality!!!!
It's not a disease; nothing wrong: CURED!!!
DeepSpaceNetwork
Uhhm, there is some very weird p0rn about exactly that... Without the "curing" part though
SindarElla
I'm curious what she thinks about lesbians
donutposse11337
Probably not many lesbians in a place where they still do female genital mutilation
StellarJay77
They're missing the same worm that's supposed to be in their vagina.
IDontSpeakInternet
Lesbians obviously don't exist. Women lack the agency to be so wayward!
EaNasirIsABastard
They have a worm in their butt that is allergic to semen.
TheFakeCraigFerguson
I legit cackled at this, thank you, take an updoot.
00110001001001111010000110110110011
Women having sexual agency? I don’t think she’d approve or ever consider it an option
EnokMolkeHansson
actually islam discusses female sexual pleasure a lot
sandstruk
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Their vagina worm died so it's not hungry
VanessaBludgeons
Of course. That's where all the blood comes from every month. The dead worm.
frosss
SCIENCE!
slothlikemammal
Hey, anybody wanna feed my worm?
TheRealArclight
IraqiWalker
I know for a lot of you this is something you can take literally, but in Iraq we have a phrase about someone with a worm in their butt, and it ain't about semen.
JCBalance
It's a little about semen
sandstruk
Are you going to tell us?
IraqiWalker
You're right, I should have elaborated, but I was too busy giggling like an idiot at this lady's insanity. The phrase that someone has a worm up their ass is usually used to describe someone that can't sit still, or can't help but fuck with something they should have left alone. So, slapping this new interpretation on it from the crazy lady just cracked me up.
RTK4740
Thanks for sharing this!
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
PutItInNeutral
SCIENCE!!! Oh, wait. Not science. The other thing.
paynoattentiontousernames
TheRealR0tb3rt
Isn’t that the same woman that claimed that she found a way to walk on the surface of the sun by going at night?
Nanntuckett
It was so simple all along
ReturnOfActionCheese
Of course, why didn't I think of that?
iamgurd
I just have no idea why a semen eating butt worm didn't cross your mind....
turkizno
JonnyTightlips
It didn't die.,.
Enialis25
heathencommuter
"academic"
tinydog
Religion is where reason and tolerance go to die.
qwertdeep
What about a religion that encourages learning and tolerance? I’m not religious but my family’s religion is literally built on tolerance and learning. Maybe focus on the religions you know instead of making empty generalisations without any research.
tinydog
I was raised Christian, and my adoptive mom's values were very inclusive. She loved all people. Despite her high intelligence though, she maintained certain very irrational and anti-scientific beliefs such as the Earth only being a few thousand years old, and dinosaur bones being planted in the ground by Satan to deceive us.
My biological mom is also Christian, and also preaches love, except she is staunchly transphobic, flatly refusing to call my child by their preferred name.
tinydog
Religion is rooted in faith, and faith is believing in something even if there is no evidence for it - indeed, even in the face of clear empirical evidence to the contrary. I'm speaking primarily of scientific matters. Obviously there's no way for us to prove or disprove God.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Translated: "I am a closet homosexual."
RandomInternetAsshole
NoDorC
No closet involved
mccar7hy
And that closet has glass doors
Aaronyuri
No homo, bro.
Strategicgnomer
"I love Twinks!"
shandrono
In fact, he's into bears, that's why he's pushing the beards so hard
JoeT85
yeah, that's what I got from that. He wants to bone some dudes, I suspect there's one juicy infidel that he's got his eye on. Do what you want, but go ahead and own it and rock it.
ArtfulDodger1832
Yo, with a statement like that it’s not very closet
Msdee83
BeekerParker
First thing that came to mind, glad to know am not the only one who thought so
RevRagnarok
So deep in the closet he's hangin' with Mr. Tumnus.
pookieeatworld
DaveSamsonite
The faun from Narnia?
braingaius
Ironic, ain't it?
tentacularfleshscape
Yup
OmnipotentBeing
BananaForScaIe
A WISHFUL one.
QotU
Translation not needed
Doctorfatherson
He's into smooth bois
Lifk
My theory is that sexuality is mainly influenced by society and without modern moral, 60 to 80% of people would be either bisexual or homosexual. Purely straight people would be the minority by far.
DaveSamsonite
PutItInNeutral
Strong "If the Bible didn't tell us not to have sex with other men, how would we know not to do it? Having sex with men is all I think about." vibes.
sandstruk
‘Koran’
donkeymoney
LOL is that from something?
PutItInNeutral
I kind of paraphrased something someone reported hearing in church. I believe their thought about this proclamation was: "I know something about this guy that he doesn't know."
ljj4
donkeymoney
...omg! lol
PutItInNeutral
Nice archive research!
Bystandr
Pluck thine own eyes out, then.
MisterLemons
Rules for thee...
anyamountofcheesebro
With his level of gay I'm pretty sure he'd pluck his eyebrows first.
LariCheltsy
Breginor
I only recently started using imgur again, and I think I've already seen about 12 variations of this reaction meme lol. There seems to be one for every context.
theend587
It started on 4chan and is 4~years old so naturally there are many variations.
HashMaster9k
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Muunk
Wrong religion, but appropriate application of the verse.
Tumescentpie
It is all the same religion though. https://islamicstudies.info/quran/ishraq.php?sura=61
FluxSagrie
At this point all these shit bags trying to force their demands and hang ups on everyone else can just pluck out their own eyes regardless or faith.
Monkeyshit2
Avert your gaze is the Islamic version of that… a little less bloody but has the same sentiment I think
kerrigan778
Muslims believe in the teachings of Jesus
IraqiWalker
We have something similar in the Qur'an. Almost identical. So still works.
kingkongkeom
Maybe the wrong book, but it's all part of the same abrahamic trilogy.
69thStPepper
The Messiah Strikes Back? A lot of people prefer that one to Return of the Prophet, but I think it's mostly a matter of taste
SirWadeWilson
I like the spinoff where Jesus goes to America. Unfortunately like most things the fandom is just the worst though.
Tumescentpie
The one where he goes to Japan makes way more sense. They have a grave there and everything. He live into his hundreds iirc. Great story.
Muunk
Literally not canon. Lol
kingkongkeom
Jesus won a gold record for that one though.
Muunk
Nah, the Koran is fanfiction to the Christians. But then again, the New Testament is fanfiction to the Jews!
yalczero
And the Torah is fanfiction to everyone else.
mikenco
And it's all irrelevant, outdated fiction to the rest of us.
cbale2000
Only if the abrahamic god had a complete 180 personality shift between the second and third book.
TastyBrainMeats
Yeah...no.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
This. Wrong book, same God. Strange how the same omnipotent, omniscient God would allow such confusion around their worship. It's almost like it's all bullshit and religion is just a social construct for controlling the idiot masses.
Muunk
I'd say they're not even close to the same story.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Each one was written to fit the expected cultural norms of their current wealthy and powerful. That's their greatest similarity to me.