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Saw this driving in Hingham Massachusetts today.
Jan 25, 2017 12:09 AM
somanyfeels21
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Saw this driving in Hingham Massachusetts today.
Flumpypumpy
Wow someone URGENTLY needs a mixed grill.!
MrRovoto
Seems legit
mossagategarden
Fingers crossed.
Iceunleashed
That awkward moment when you live down the street from Hingham
Legoinals
Left or Right One?
dicklashanks
Does Hingham have a China town???? Probably best bet for a kidney
cunttliflower
I'm saving my kidney in case a family member needs it, but once I die they're fair game
rolloneforme
Holy shit I just seen this higham ftw
Nicbudd
Saw this yesterday. Paying @RepostStatistics
ThereIsAReasonYouAreHere
Caroline, can't see that, I want you to be myyyyyyy.....kidney receiver, fine as hell, thick as fuck.....oh my god, you're alive...
IAspireToBeMoonMoon
But .. What kind of kidney is needed? For life or for eats?
GreyPocket
Hello Clarice....
PerritoFeo
1 upvote = 1 kidney
VigorousButtstuff
Someone's running an ad on the light rail trains in my town looking for a kidney for her brother...
TehAbortionist
Fuck Caroline
icookfoodandfightfire
what size? blood type? tissue type? what about preformed antibodies? theres a reason theres a kidney registry. You cant just take an organ
BadlyWrappedKebab
Everybody knows Caroline makes the best Offal.
internetpotato
I live in Hingham!
JasonJonesusaf
I saw literally this same exact sign in Cincinnati but with a different phone number.
Thespiritiswillingbutthefleshisspongyandbruised
Maybe they will trade a kidney for heroine. Since it's Cincinnati
JasonJonesusaf
I would not doubt that
Thespiritiswillingbutthefleshisspongyandbruised
I don't think I spelled heroine right. Heroin? Idk.
Strostkovy
To be honest either sound nice.
Thespiritiswillingbutthefleshisspongyandbruised
I can't spell for shit. I had a dream I got caught with heroin and they gave me a ticket, instead of arresting me.
EasilyDistractedByShinyObjects
I'm from Hanover!!! Hey neighbor
WhoStoleMySweetroll
Hi Hanover! Quincy here. You'd think someone from Hingham would just BUY a new kidney, right?
EasilyDistractedByShinyObjects
Sounds about right, but lets hope this person finds one!! Cheers QNZY
somanyfeels21
haha everyone keeps making that joke. There's some real working class parts of Hingham too! : )
FloppyBaconOfficial
Hang on, let me check my freezer.
AllTheGoodOnesWereAlreadyTaken
"Kidney needed ASAP, no questions asked."
1creamybaby
Caroline, I need that kidney back *right* now!
grandorlando
Either Caroline is unreachable, or she's a supplier of kidneys. Either way she should answer her god damn phone, someone needs a kidney.
Ichose2
bethematch.org You can sign up to be a bone marrow donor. Can still save lives, but no surgery needed, in most cases.
WindyConditions
Someone did this on a billboard in their yard, for their child, and it worked! After a few months it said Donor Found! Thank You!
MitchHon
But what kind of kidney?
picturelord
Sorry, I only have fava beans and a nice Chianti.
GreyPocket
Hello Clarice....
NQA1
Try Craigslist.
ImgurMakesMeCringe
I have one I'm looking to move, but require local pickup. I work until 11 p.m., so come after that. Meet me behind the shed in the back. Thx
LongoloidFartExplosion
Or chloroform.
aDENTinTIME
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TeflonTrout
If only, chloroform actually needs to be concentrated and huffed for at least 5 minutes to start working. Thank goodness for core strength
FlockOfSeagulls25
Who needs core strength? All it takes are a few of the more recent DC movies and you'll have anyone out for a good few hours
TeflonTrout
Sit through Batman vs Superman? I'll just chloroform myself, thanks
Pattosaurus20xx
It's rough, but I've had a few delivery jobs to folks like this where they asked my blood type. Sorry for your loss, folks.
FsImgur
So if it matched, instead of driving back to Domino's, you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice?
Pattosaurus20xx
Actually we set up a few canvas tents and a bouncy castle. It was their youngest's birthday. But a free blood test ain't a fucking tip.
MisterOneUpper
Tinder*
Travelcedric
I received a kidney last June. I wish this person good luck!
Travelcedric
Anonymous deceased donor.
justkidneying
So much congrats on your kidney! 4 years on the list in July- I'm still waiting for mine.
TheDudeanator
Live donor?
LosPer
relative?
Travelcedric
Nope, anonymous donor.
LosPer
Nice
LosPer
Nice
AppleFoster
I wanted for years to donate one... but I'm actually not healthy enough to do it.
Travelcedric
I am still an organ donor, and even the kidney that I received can be passed on.
GreyPocket
What blood type?
Anister
red
LiveWithHonorDieWithGlory
Yes.
letsSmokeSomeMeth
Like 5?
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0956
They're pretty tasty.
SarahDactyl82
Doot
trippintherift
Likely human...
GreyPocket
I suppose it doesn't specify...
TychoTheMad
AE+ Shoggoth close enough?
ReallyBadAtImgur
I'd guess red, too.
Xioncyrus
Never assume
Sugarcrotch
Rats! All I have left is rat kidneys...
trippintherift
Do you have 3,018 of them?
Sugarcrotch
idk but i have buckets full.. and no one wants to buy them because they claim they have no use for a rat kidney.. inconceivable
NoForethought
seems it would be pertinent enough info for the sign.
STITES217
True, but honestly how many people are gonna contact them? Any response would help.
Tigersterne
Not relevant. There are something like 8 factors that need to match before they even consider doing it.
NickBlight
All of the factors are relevant and peopel are more likely to know their blood type. How dense are you?
Iheartyourmom
Well?? And imgur will say share a post on your Cakeday. Don't...
siwggityswooty
I'm sure that would narrow it down some...
catladyforlyphe
I work in a solid organ tx lab. While we look at many factors, abo is the first and is most important.
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catladyforlyphe
Im going to say no. At least at my center, they will turn down a kidney if the anatomy makes it difficult to retrieve the organ. They (1)
catladyforlyphe
(2) dont want to risk damaging the organ and losing it, as well as putting two people through unnecessary surgery, especially the patient.
BungusAmungus
Might not matter, they could potentially be AB+. Universal recipient for blood. Dunno bout them organs though.
HillOfBeans
I am AB+. I"m the luckiest among recipients? I never knew this! I've only known I was 2nd rarest among donors. That doesn't seem equitable.
BungusAmungus
BungusAmungus
You're very lucky then! That's the best blood type to have as far as ever needing to receive blood goes.
HillOfBeans
O is universal, is it not? I'm getting the googler.
HillOfBeans
Well, dog may cats! O- is universal donor and AB+ is universal recipient. I thank you, pretty much everyone!
IW42
As a fellow AB+, the antibodies of plasma are inverted; you're a universal donor for that. If you can, find an apheresis center and donate!
HillOfBeans
I did once but am no longer eligible. Some sort of anti-clotting gene, I believe. So they just pump me for the whole blood now and then.
darkdragonempress
Blood rarity and reception are inverse. O+ can only get O+ but can donate to everyone. Ab- can get from anyone but only give to ab-.
BungusAmungus
AB- can receive any - blood type.
darkdragonempress
Really? Any info I saw was it could take any. Especially O+.
wafflesforhire
O- and AB+, you mean