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Jan 7, 2017 2:50 AM
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ragazzasporca
Look at me, I'm the bully now -OP
olegh
Failing to be the bigger man. It's okay, just don't make it a habit.
ntranbarger
Well, that's a fucking horrible thing to do.
RiVenoX
those guys were shitty kids, but you're a shitty adult.
Moviebug
Congrats. You're now the bully. The circle is complete.
cmdshift3
The best part of Facebook is seeing all those ass hats from school with shitty lives.
sonic745
And fat.
bobmilks
Maybe the guy is very happy working at Subway.
quicksilver1
I've had people from my high school try to talk to me after I left. I asked "Do I know you?" and walked away. It's the little victories.
sonic745
Yeah, like trying to add me on Facebook...cancel request......
ssssssssssssssKABOOM
You didn't really get revenge. If anything you made a complete ass of yourself.
ZachBilly91
Why stop there? Burn his house down! Impregnate his sister! Dig up his friend and leave the carcass on his porch! Live a little!
FatForYou
I feel hatred for some people that I never intend to let go of. So I feel you there.
T5Kyle
I understand, but let it go or they still win.
FatForYou
I'll never see them again. I don't even really wish them harm. I just despise them. They deserve nothing.
ReitnesTenought
Same.
Grdax
Best to let go and forgive. Very freeing.
bubup
People change, can you honestly say ur the same person as in highschool? I'm not on their side, just food for thought.
supremepooperscooper
It's great that they change, but you don't have to be the saint that forgives them for making being alive difficult.
supremepooperscooper
It's obviously a bit too convoluted to mock them about a dead friend but you don't need to be hyper sympathetic either
bubup
Idk if they changed, I'm not saying be sympathetic. Just leave it be, prove their inferiority through actions if that is what you seek.
supremepooperscooper
I agree it's way healthier to let it be, but maybe its something easier said than done since I don't know about OP's experience at all.
MerryJoe
A five dollar foot long for thought
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
With a side of salt
AfroSamuraiRM
Five dollar foot loooooong. Forgot about that.
squiddna
This exactly.
nightmaretaco89
A girl in highschool was brutal to me. Told me to kill myself all the time. Fast forward to today: her sister, brother and father have all
nightmaretaco89
Committed suicide. She's the only one left besides her mom. She won't look at me, avoids me at all costs but I really just feel sad for her
Kiopho
That's called empathy. Never walk down the path of anger for you'll be hurting yourself more than you know. +1 for being a better person.
nightmaretaco89
Awww thanks
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Two wrongs don't make a right
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Thanks mom
AfroSamuraiRM
Someone has to say it. Just like being the better man and ignoring it. Because now OP is feeling regret which last I checked is negative.
JGonzaga
Wow another bad person in the world. What a surprise. Go back to your trashcan.
KarlaAnne
The high road. Take it.
Skepticoolthree
He got the last laugh because you still ate nasty ass subway
BreatheInBreatheOutBreatheInBreatheOut
Yeah, what'd you say?
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Yeah for real, what exactly did you say @OP, and what was their reaction? deets pls.
JohnnyWalkerTexas
Answer in top comment; "haven't seen your buddy around"
JoeInJapan
All the "bully caste" in my school died together in a drunk driving thing and we all had to pretend to be sad. Was fuck funny.
darkladyvanstar
Cheers.
sulfuratus
Fuck Funny – Bugs Bunny's slightly retarded cousin.
Wampasully
Some shitty asshole who tormented me for years died in a drunk driving incident senior year after "finding god." When the counselors came1/?
Wampasully
to talk to me about it I was like "Who, Logan? Yeah, I'm fine." 2/2
TheyCallMeMrChicken
that must have felt so fucking satisfying.
TheyCallMeMrChicken
I mean it in a good way.
HaveYouConfessed
You need therapy, and I'm not being a douche... you really do need therapy if you did this and if you are still angry
boottoobig
Roses are red, the violets are mad
KCBeard
I'd do the same, don't feel bad.
burgerandy
filled A Swimming Pool With Tears By Chad
kneebitten
Proper use of confession bear, totally rad.
themightywolfman
Wow... fuck you buddy
ThompsonDB
Immature kids bullied you. As an adult you insulted someone over a death of a close friend. Could be argued you're a worse person.
MisterIncognitus
But the bullying shaped the adult that he became, and the insult was a direct result.
jaychay
As an adult you expect them to have got over that after 15 years
DrinkySmurf
yeah this really depends on so many other factors in the teen's life at the time besides the bullying, like how home life was.
supremepooperscooper
I wouldn't mock a dead friend, but I would be entirely indifferent if one of the people who made my life hell in middle school died.
jaychay
Kids bully people, as an adult they should probably have got over it. Not stooping to their level smh
CloakerJosh
+1 for correct use of meme. That's pretty cold. I'm sure you've got hang ups over school, most of us do, but people usually change.
darkladyvanstar
I wonder if people who say people change actually experienced that because I know people do not.
CloakerJosh
When I say "people change", it comes across as broad statement. I should clarify: people can change. And yes, I've seen it.
CloakerJosh
Hell, I've changed.
nednednedned
It is cold....... cold cuts! Amirite!?
OdelallyOdelally
PhoenixQueenAzula
Just like their friend after the car crash!
CloakerJosh
Owlberightback
One hick that bullied me is still the massive douche he was 6 years ago. I hope he becomes poor, falls into a drug addiction, realizes true
CloakerJosh
"6 years ago"
Owlberightback
... Depression, falls in love, finds happiness, has a family...And watches them all slowly die.
nephelocracy
Well damn
Direwolflord
Doesn't reduce the years of pain they caused you
TortillaThaHun
Neither does jamming a thumb in their own wounds. Is it cathartic? Of course. Does it feel good? Probably a bit. Is it also shitty? Eeyup.
hadji
It never stops... Even after they're long gone.
Newthoenikker
Most bullies do it because of their own pain. And it doesn't stop for them either. I grew up in a house with a failing marriage between
Newthoenikker
Alcoholics. I was verbally abused, made to feel like I was the cause of the hatred. I projected that onto other people when I was younger.
Newthoenikker
I hate myself still for that even though I work every day to try to spread happiness and love. I still hate the person I was and blame
BritishBatman
...so? Doesn't change the shit they did. Some kids go through hell, my own bullying was rather light but I'd still punch those fuckers.
bvbian
Naw man, a guy who bullied me, was by my side when I lost my best friend.
46853
If I could hit the fuckers who hurt me with a car, I would
SpaceISIS
not the dead ones
CloakerJosh
UpvoteFairyCakes
I think this was my first terrible-person laugh out loud of 2017.
TigerShadowWave
Myself as well. Thanks for the awareness
MomijiInada
Year they still do. They just change into fertilizer.
MomijiInada
Yeah*
Thekingofbeans
I mean... the original meme was for mundane shit like liking the smell of your own farts. "correct" doesn't mean a whole lot.
JohnnyWalkerTexas
Im not sure our high school bully is aware of the damage he did. If changed he'd have come crawling a long time ago.
bilateralunsymmetry
ITT: people who are bitter and would bully them back even now if they could.
MukieK
You learn some bad habits from being bullied that screw up other parts of your life like learning not to give a shit. being cold to people.
OphelianAshe
"Hey, can I get a Meatball Marinara? It's the one with the filling that looks like your friend"
mmmmmmnachos
Woah
Funtclaps
Damn, son.
TonyTheTiger313
Calm down, Satan.
Apsalin
I have people I wish I could say this too...
KrombopulosMichaelTheThird
I feel like a group of kids bullying you doesn't justify you mocking their dead friend. That's just fucked.
ReverendMoses
Ive lost 3 kids that I graduated with. Not all were great people, but still seeing the comunity after is rough. They've gone through enough.
KrombopulosMichaelTheThird
Yea, I had a kid who was friends with bullies at my school, he wasn't a big bully or anything, but it was a rough fucking time.
KrombopulosMichaelTheThird
He passed away and it was super fucked up
Ironcuttlefish
I totally agree. People need to stop circlejerking this
Yinyang107
bamboozlerdoggo
Making his meme a thing? That's an upvotin'
ninjafartball
Since the gif has been removed, care to tell the rest of us what it was?
pyronoia
@Yinyang107 says it was a pic of Jasper holding an upvote, saying "confession bear with real confession? that's an upvotin'"
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
poronkusemania
What was the picture of?
Yinyang107
I can still see it... it's a pic of Jasper holding an upvote, saying "confession bear with real confession? that's an upvotin'"
poronkusemania
Ah. Thank you.
M3MilleniumFalcon
I did that. And I got shitted with downvotes
M3MilleniumFalcon
Damn, you guys really are...bipolar?
ninjafartball
Since the gif has been removed, care to tell the rest of us what it was?
CarlitoPagina
Have some more
ohhhhhmy
IrrelevantlyReIevant
Downvotepartyho
Hahahaha pussy
CPKouyate
And it's gone
ninjafartball
What was it?
RalphtheMagnif
I wish I knew
MiracLeFrozr
PandraPierva
You sdhould see if you can find the whole album then...there was a lot of them posted a few days ago
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PandraPierva
thought there was more but it looks like it
danzoid
These are not the gifs you are looking for.
ThePastmaster
There's a better version of that gif.
ThePastmaster
There's a better version of that gif.
adddaaaammmmm
Care to elaborate?
ninjafartball
Since the gift has been removed, anyone care to tell the rest of us what it was?
Yinyang107
I can still see it... it's a pic of Jasper holding an upvote, saying "confession bear with real confession? that's an upvotin'"
Itsdarkandhellishot
Let the little shit go. Unless you were raped or tortured, be the better person. Though, I do understand the temptation to hit back.
ChiLLeCheeze
No way. I'm a shitty person and I'll be the first to admit it.
ruferto
i disagree. in this situation sounds like it would be more cathartic and helpful for him to get a mild form of revenge and then move on
olegh
Or imagine what sense of accomplishment and self control it would have given him to stop the urge. "I'm above that petty shit".
Helios7719
It doesn't. It just leaves you feeling angry and resentful.
olegh
Then you should see a psychiatrist
burgerandy
Nothing says moving on like a confession bear about something done in revenge years ago...
Dracosi
OP isn't stabbing any eyes out. A verbal jab is nice for revenge
CrazyCKCSLady
I would agree, if the jab had been about the employee and not about the deceased. I think there should still be lines of decency
Dracosi
It IS a confession bear. OP isn't really proud of it either, but sometimes opportunities arise and we take them without much thought
darkladyvanstar
Oh boo, fucking hoo. You tell someone who got bullied to let it go but you think someone being mean is too much. Jesus, you are weak.
CrazyCKCSLady
I was also bullied in school. But if someone is a dick to you, and you're a dick back yrs later, you're no longer a victim. Just also a dick
darkladyvanstar
..........Ehhh, fair enough. I have been bullied and had little support which is why I did not know how to handle it back then.
darkladyvanstar
But I just feel like he did not really go way too far. It is just a little mean. They can probably take it. Like, to me, that is one jab.
AfroSamuraiRM
What? I don't know why but, now have this sudden urge to tear your flesh apart and squeeze your heart like a stress ball. Oh, I mean hatred.
darkladyvanstar
darkladyvanstar
I am not sure if that is you being into weird shit...but I am intrigued.
alpacabasket
What did you say?
britinsb
One down
SJohnson23
"So do you think all your group's bad karma was consolidated into that one car crash or is it still waiting for the rest of you?"
weakintheknees
This one's my favorite.
nephelocracy
MercuryGreen
Nothing. @OP stabbed them. Try to keep up!
TremendouslyBestWords
"I stab at thee in re: your friend"
richieb1530
"hey did your buddy use head and shoulders shampoo ? no ? cause they found his head and shoulders all over the dash" you probably
mrgetumgone9
Straight savage I was thinking the same
Coronado126
Can't say I wouldn't have said something off like that.
Pandaphant
"Gonna make up a story about you on Imgur" "What'd you say, punk?" "Nothing.... nothing sir... please don't hurt me." "That's right."
StiaanVanDongen
Don't understand why this was downvoted to hell and back. Methinks it's funny
scabtheman
Agreed.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Ahh, said bully has arrived
WritbanAlimGohon
Well you got downvote fucked to oblivion. Goddamn
HarleyL
Oblivion +1
Deliveryham
New elder scrolls confirmed
animatic
I'd say straight faced, "Your friend is dead and I'm glad he's dead. He was a piece of shit just like you probably still are. I hope you die
PaleChixAreMyFetish
thissitestealswhatcouldvebeenmyproductivity
They often change, you stay the better person. Maybe you don't need to be patient. Just have the resolve to know that they are less, now.
HotelTV
Noooooo ya wouldn't
animatic
right here, making meatball and tuna sandwiches.
DangThisIsLitAsFrick
Something along the lines of "more mustard, haven't seen your buddy around". Not proud.
MadMupp
Just be blunt. I'll take a footlong... Oh and fuck your dead friend
Itsokyoucansaythatiusedtobeamuslim
TemporaryUzername
that's not clever at all. lol.
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TemporaryUzername
yea, and it says "a few years back" so it took dis nigga minimum 2 years to make this confession bear post. that bear's prob dead now.
lilfluffyfloofs
You've got balls man. I would not like to fuck with someone whose in charge of making my food
Goldenbeer
It's not like they can actually do anything...they make it right in front of you.
Goldenbeer
It's not like they can actually do anything...they make it right in front of you.
freyjaboo
Hurt makes us lash out. You're human.
bvbian
I request you OP, never make jokes about dead buddies. Even to your enemy. It's difficult to move on. Be the bigger man.
iwasmydogsbestfriend
If they are a piece of shit, treat them like a piece of shit. Dead or not.
ShutUpMeh
Too late, yo
leteshi
I don't get it... can someone explain?
APenguinInATuxedo
"more mustard" as in "more mustard on my subway sandwich" (he was working at a sandwich-store subway not a train-subway like I 1st thought)
CanadianGiraffe
That still isn't brutal or harsh sounding to me
fewe
Ok so why is saying more mustard and then saying something completely unrelated funny or brutal?
Deliveryham
Because he knew his friend died and usually ya would be a sensitive subject, I think I would have preferred the Chad style comment
DocVolt
That's fucking brutal. +1
Auran1453
I dont get it
TehSlendy
Sounds like you're a cunt
MosEisleyPhotography
Fuck it. They hit you hard for years. Hit em back where it hurts. The dead guy won't feel offended.
Spikedcoffeebeans
DangThisIsLitAsFrick
Dude, I'm in tears. This gif is GREAT
StoolPanini
If you knew what you were doing, then yeah that was shitty. Hope it made you feel good for a minute so at least u could say it was worth it.
PieAndPunch
Good way to get your sandwich spit in though
squintish
Oy!
SnartHelg
so you didn't actually stab the guy? weak
rjthegood
More importantly, what sort of shit did they do to you all those years? Must know, for reasons.
Rememberwhenyoucouldpeelike30feet
Be very proud.
obake21
should have ask to hang out with them...just to...ketchup with them ;D
ijustliketheprettypictures
Subway dosnt have ketchup come on son
her000in
I would be so proud
MJohnson90
Holy shit the savagery
geonic994
woulda gone with, "looks like your friend's still got more of a life than you" so horrible, so i wouldn't have said that but damn.
Iamameancommenter
It's light, but it got the message through.
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Dude. You could've said "I'll take a subway, just like your buddy should've".
iwearlittlesocks
PalaceOfCaravans
YEOWCH. Now that's a fucking BURN!
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Savage!
terkerjerbs
Damn. Missed opportunity for sure lol
qortse
jesus tittyfucking christ!
BlackBirchOwl
gistyle
samtherat6
Holy shit.
Welliguessillgogetpants
Woodmn
zer0en
Ok Satan.
VodkaReindeer
A third tier comment with over 2000 points?!
Ant4N
Jeeeeezus Christ man
cunttliflower
oh my days
BrockenSpectre
Fuck thats brutal.
oghunter10
davidbowieeyes
chopper35
TurboTaco92
Straight savage.
ComradeArmtyom
You.... I like the way you think!
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
Dayummm satan
Goronhead
holy shit
notouchingNOTOUCHINGnotouchingNOTOUCHING
DAAAAAMN, SON! +1
WHATILEARNEDINBOATINGSCHOOLIS
HowdyFredUnavailable
MajDSaster
"Dude, you've really learned your sandwich making trade well." (as you drop a quarter into his tip jar)
presce
Damn, no chill
quikfist
Calm down satan
Batshitgrotto
dwilson0725
I'll take a subway? I've never ordered a subway before.
prkrkllr
Yea that joke makes no sense. "I'll take one subway please," "what?" "your friend is dead..."
DangThisIsLitAsFrick
HeroThatWasNeeded
Revenge is best served spicy. With mustard.
ChronologicalMyopia
Bmxtucker
I absolutely love this meme
originalBabewiththePower
So would you like your hand basket special ordered for your trip to hell or just regular is fine?
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Pfft, I ain't paying for a hand basket. I'll take it by force.
originalBabewiththePower
I think the basic hand basket comes free with the trip it's just a upgrade fee when you want a custom basket.
AnythingMuchShorter
"I'll have it chad style" "chad style?" "Yeah, mash it flat and toast it"
JohnnyTitelips
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
I would request it on the flat bread instead of inviting them to damage my food.
veryreasonablecat
Fuckibg brutal. I loves it
CometLaHal
this should be top comment, +1
chrishallett83
You. I like you. Good work!
reidalvein
Holy fuck
Itsdifferentwhenitsme
Goddamn... +1
Iceman0624
Holy shit dude lmao
DiceyBusiness
Deliveryham
If his name was Chad he probably deserved it... fucking Chads
hollllllandia
Hey. My name's Chad. :(
Counterfit
You got George W Bush elected you fuck
dovebair
Sorry.... I'd get a nickname if I were you, Chad.
AndreKroon
Well then, fuck you. :P
AndreKroon
Well then, fuck you. :P
letmenumberthatforyou
Laughed so hard I cried.
DiceyBusiness
TheManWhoStaresAtTurtles
First comment of 2017 to have me wheezing like a loon. +1
Duchessxo
Fuckin' lol.
beacon2245
Jesus dude
DickwaffleTheGreat
absolutly barbaric
alpacabasket
Not too bad, assuming this guy knows very well that he bullied you
TickMackToe
Was a bully in high school had no idea that's what I was doing at the time. Was just trying to be funny. Feel shitty about it all the time
EoinCotter
Apologise to them you have no idea how much it would mean to them
WhatWaresWouldAWerewordWear
Liz Lemon up in this bitch
FragileReality
impostersquall
Hs bulling messed me up for life
nakedangel
You thought it was funny to hurt others, hear them abused by your cohorts yet you "had no idea"? I smell a dirty, lying rat.
nakedangel
Bullies know what they do and they enjoy it. It's not until the target (or another) tells the bully to shup up effectively that it stops.
itsamazing
I called out a bully and they had a similar shock, never saw what they were doing as bullying until it was said to their face.
curmudgeon91
People constantly make mean jokes, thinking the funny outweighs the mean. mean sticks with people more than funny does.
thisisagoldfish
Same thing happened to me. 8th grade my friend turned to me and said "do you know your a bully?" It crushed me. Now I am as budda as can be.
AshChatBot
No you're not, you bully people on imgur about their weight.... the fuck you talking about
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccee
Just send them an apology on Facebook or something. Not one bully has apologized to me. Just one would make the next year tolerable.
Intelletc
I'm sorry...l....I love you
MozillaFirecox
Sorry I bullied you.
bsuu
don't let fuckwits of the past run your life man, be free
TheKatodrome
I'ts never too late to say sorry, I've apologized to a few kids I bullied and I'm on good terms with most of them now.
glock19
Good good..they may have been putting on lipstick and cleaning their rifles when you called. saved yourself.
OntariosFinest
My bully apologized to me. It was nice until he added " and I'm not apologizing just cause you got hot"
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TickMackToe
I was doing blow with a kid from HS, and he turned and told me I was his biggest bully. About shit myself.
ProbeGT
A ballrog of Morgoth !
YouGuessTheRest
What did you say?
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
They've taken the hobbits to isengard!
PandaPlop
Wasn't it justice enough that he was working at subway?
Mechlai
should have taken a stab at their friend AND that their friend works at subway. I still get mad at the chances I missed to break my bullies
DavidELD
You clearly know nothing of vengeance and the desire to make your enemies SUFFER. I sympathize with OP.
AfroSamuraiRM
U c, iz jus joek. Ok main? U godit main? Iz jus joke.
ltcwheatex
No such thing as justice enough in this context. We're talking REVENGE. Justice is entirely different.
Itsnotdapopo
The best revenge is massive success
howaboutthisonethen
What's wrong with working at subway?
sonic745
What's right about it?
datbatmandoe
Working at a corporate operated subway is the absolute worst job ever, I would know >.> The horrors...
kaamila
Why? A job is a job.
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
No.
LubedUpCandy
my exact thought
Deliveryham
Yes, but subway is a shitty job, I hadon't a friend work there and literally the only fresh item is nothing.. everything comes in bags
Deliveryham
Like they don't even cut the veggies, they come preally cut and management treats their employees like garbage
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
Actually at the one I was at we had to slice the onions, green peppers, cucumbers, etc. Guess it varies by region.
Deliveryham
Oh, weird. Well, I'll admit I was wrong