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https://people.com/crime/capitol-rioter-spotted-chamber-zip-ties-arrested-ex-wife-calls-fbi/
If you see something say something to FBI
Nunyajonesinc
Three names man
bisbob
Shoulda kept those alimony payments current.
brainmydamage
Tips.fbi.gov
polarbearbaby
More like rank stupidity.
STEVIERAYK
Awww gross she once had sex with him. That poor poor woman.
slidewhistlesymphony
See you after your long prison sentence, asswipe.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
More like lead poisoning.
Elite47
Maybe he can ask Trump to pardon him and all of his supporters?
brittcantgetany
Can confirm, would definitely turn my ex in for this. With pleasure.
Yourpoliticalpartyisaterroristorganization
I choose this guys ex wife.
JinxRocks
Hey FBI, I know you're watching: phone app, swipe left left if ya dont know em, right if ya do. right lets ya enter info. add MW list too.
Spongebobsbae
She's a hero
FlissFloss86Gaming
With how many of these fuckers literally name Trump as the reason they were there, it should provide some good evidence for impeachment
ChrisYourself
Oof
SmokyDoggg
LinkinPiper
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Can we all chip in & get his ex a couple of gift cards or something? For all the other folks that turned in their pathetic relatives too?
MisterBulldops
Now I don't know about y'all, but I didn't come down from the goddamn Smokey Mountains, cross 1,111 miles of land, fight my way through
MisterBulldops
a divorce hearing, and watch sedition videos on fuckin' Imgur to not turn Nazis in to the FBI. Nazi ain't got no protection from the FBI.
SmokyDoggg
PoorlyContrivedUsername
Guess she was lying when she said she’d never fuck him again lol
silversean
Imagine you think you’re fucking Operator GI Joe Chris Kyle shit and you get outplayed by a woman whom they think doesn’t need rights
ThorsCatOdin
EGADS!There should be a special place for Military Personnel who have been seduced into stupidity and are now Traitors Seditionist Murderers
DukeBushido
Stop calling it a riot! It's a frikin TERRORIST ACT, period.
DrewBerg
So she's single then?
ColdestOne
Is that General Hammond from Stargate SG1?
tonyiscariot
I believe he died a few years back.
Howareyounow
Of a heart attack over 10 years ago. They named a spaceship after his character on the show.
ColdestOne
Oh shit the guy is from texas too!
v
kirmes
A Goa'uld would indeed explain Trump's behavior ...
atadrisque
hell hath no fury...
gerschmann
Ross Kemp?!
IlluminaBlade
I'm glad they all recorded their own crimes so the people sick of their antics can identify them.
slurrybarffast
Ladies and gentlemen...we got'em *crystal dolphin intensifies*
lenomdeplume
I have questions.
Ionico
I'll do what I can with nmy very single upvote, but it's yours
slurrybarffast
kutku
Its one of the meme songs, just plug it into youtube
lenomdeplume
Having a question==downvote. Dafuq?
slurrybarffast
Im just as confused as you are my dude
lenomdeplume
The forecast is light downvoting with no accumulation.
slurrybarffast
Chance of rolling 404 server showers
SmokyDoggg
TheOGPooner
So... no firing squad?
lenomdeplume
You mean “trial by combat”?
Nunyajonesinc
Possibly. They could each be charged with felony murder for the death of Officer Sicknick, which can carry the death penalty
asslap
Very likely facing court martial with loss of any and all military pension
Nunyajonesinc
UCMJ ain't no joke
Hooffartedyeahhh
And if she received any part of that pension, she lost that too. So double kudos to her for turning him in.
newsguycraigevans
I don't know why you hate America, but it is not appreciated around here. Why don't you got to Parler... aw, too soon?
Hooffartedyeahhh
You’re a dumbass. Ex-wives typically get a part of a military members retirement $. If he loses it, so does she. She took a risk reporting.
RussMoneyy
Did you misread his post ? What tf you on
farsntarg
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
If you believe the subject of this article "loves America" then I suggest you reevaluate your reality.
Hooffartedyeahhh
I’m a Navy veteran. Go Fuck yourself.
TheDeLunatic
Or they're honestly giving her kudos because she valued her country more than the pension money? That's how I interpreted it at least.
Baxsplosion
Canadian here. You can be tried under the UCMJ after retirement?
pbutler890
Question, can you still face a court martial if you’re retired? I understand the loss of pension but how does a CM work at that point?
humptysorthopedic
I read there was prior chatter about USING those handcuffs he "found on the floor" = conspiracy to kidnap/kill senators
humptysorthopedic
read about past IN-JUSTICE: dude passed phone to friend when he knew it's drug deal = more time than dealer for Conspiracy
headloser
Why? Technicality he did follow the Donald Trump, Commander-in-Chief order.
Eilonwyy
Under the UCMJ, you cannot obey an unlawful order and are required to refuse. Even if from the CiC.
locutusufborg
Don't they have clubs for grown men who want to dress up & play army? Yeah...keeps em from doin' stupid shit like joining an insurrection...
TormentedPenguin
He's a retired Lt. Colonel. They knew who he was right off the bat.
LieutenantGordon
[obligatory National Guard joke here]
Anybodys
Plenty of wermacht reinacting groups for this guy to join. He’s old enough to be a good Volksturm!
lenomdeplume
I guess those marriage counseling sessions might have helped...
JediMasterPickledBadger
Airsoft maybe? Idk I know a few guys who are military and they hate people who cosplay pretend military stuff like that
Tokomek
Because they were smart enough not to sign up for slavery just to play with toys.
Raikupath
Fuck them. People are allowed to have fun with a tactical game. I don't have to be a slave to enjoy that shit
Tokomek
Slaves hate being reminded that they voluntarily sold themselves fora few beads.
Tokomek
If we didn't bash on adult cosplayers so much they'd have a peaceful outlet to play dress up.
Mrginger128
This. men should be encouraged to play and use their imaginations instead of being told their useless unless they're making money
Mrginger128
It might stop more of them going absolutely bananas with this need to prove they're men.
polarbearbaby
This kinda goes beyond playing dress-up. He didn’t leave the house to play paintball.
Tokomek
This goes beyond playing dress up to the mental health impacts of not being allowed to dress up for the fun of it or display emotions.
Nunyajonesinc
You love this country so much you attacked it because of "fraud" noone has found a single piece of evidence to support. Throw him in ahole
oldguyexlurker
Um... he already is an ahole.
humptysorthopedic
I am watching Pastor Greg Locke on Kim Brandt Facebook - not attack her - he glides btw "war" and "fight" and "spiritual warfare" language
humptysorthopedic
it's war against Satanists! Satan! in their minds. not overtly KKK shit. Also, "inherently White" like NASCAR but that's culture
humptysorthopedic
He never says "N-word" he blames Big Tech, big money globalist-capitalist (maybe dog whistle for "Jooz"), hates Mike Pence & RINOs & Dems
humptysorthopedic
Trump pics with Epstein or Trump calling his rioters "criminals" doesn't register. Don Jr & Kim telling ppl "Fight!" may not be criminal