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May 27, 2016 3:16 AM
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legofham
So do the hide and seek competitors all wear the champion shirt, and then have it taken away from them as they are found?
krapmyself
The clown coffin gets me everytime!
Notwithstander
Funny stuff. Can this guy be our new The Far Side?
seamusmcfly
Obvious Far Side influences here
LikeJDlovesTurk
Reminds me a bit of the far side! It's too bad Gary Larson received rejections and tons of hate mail for his more"offensive"
LearnedCoward
Like the Jane Goodall cartoon that Jane Goodall herself thought was funny
Nemesis45
These are hilarious
williamtruong
Europe, Asia, and Africa should be at the table... Then it makes sense and is funny.. https://youtu.be/st3B4uldGSI
GRiMGRiZ
these fucking suck
hartmonica
Yes. Thank you
WaitingonCoffee
These are the best worst jokes I've seen in awhile. I agree keep em comin!
CylonN6
http://img.pandawhale.com/61100-thor-this-post-I-like-it-anoth-wq6Z.gif
TieLL
Where is ALT for the guy who is the lookout?
Slowpool
Every last one of these is awful, flaming garbage. I love them.
TypicalShmosby
"Work Shirt" was dark and Ctrl+Esc made me chortle, audibly
Doubleadaptor
#1 in Portuguese a turkey is a Peru
Jeffrey24388
1 animal 2 countries named after it. cool
dylanby
in Turkish, we call "hindi" for Turkey
Jeffrey24388
2 countries and a language. gets better all the time
LookAdolphinNamedJesus
Upvote for copper
orangatuan
#1 No thanks, I'm not Hungary
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
mariomario42
I've been looking for a visual of #7 for a while, thanks
LearnedCoward
I've been looking for a visual of #2. Totally worth it
LachrymoseEngineer
I made a pun about #1 in 6th grade. I think it was the first pun I remember making, and I haven't stopped since.
sneijder101010
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Anyonewanttogivemeausername
Why was Austria Hungary? They couldn't have turkey.
Splodgey
Steeling this away for my own use you're welcome
nothebees
The turkey thing would be funny if Europe, Asia and Africa where at the table.
LearnedCoward
Why Africa? Turkey isn't in Africa
nothebees
And Asia Minor sitting at the kids table.
sendmedickpicsyo
I like stupid jokes
112864
those one are smart
LearnedCoward
Smart stupid jokes are the best stupid jokes
jesusisherelookbusy
#4 "Yo yo see me, I'm livin' below the soil. I'll be back, but I'm comin' as oil!"
HotBlairBalloon89
That's legit.
JohnWilkesTableorBooth
The Kurds would like a piece of turkey
UmegaDarkstar
*Lemon Curd
AnatolianTiger
Nope not the Kurds just the terrorist organization pkk,pyd,ypg, i dont think they can though yesterday 47 surrendered.Keeps coming
noxob
US part is patially true, since media makes it seem like they want it to be divided
noxob
Yeah, Kurds don't want Turkey to be divided It is just terrorists who wants that.
justintime1634
Strike three? There are defenitly more than three dead bodies in the cat lifeguard clmjc
LearnedCoward
God knows how many cats they fired before this guy
Malkiot
It's the third time it's happened.
runningjumps
#4 is so crude
jackspanky
It took me a really long time to get it, but when I finally did it was rich.
escalinci
Really? I thought it was a barrel of laughs.
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
Boo, I love you.
ShyFryGuy
Myeah!
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
Reminds me of Dave Chappell doing his stand up
Adventure919
http://i.makeagif.com/media/9-21-2015/sZ2g9h.gif
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
This is how I talk see, myeahh
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
Myeah, see!
jesusisherelookbusy
ruferto
said it out loud. you know you did too
ToThePain
Then 3 more times in between laughing.
bobcl
I like these. More.
TypicalShmosby
Me too, and my name's not Moore
smitmp02
Surely, you must be joking.
TypicalShmosby
Don't call me Shirley
camiscribbles
Another!
wardenclyfe
OfCourseImCaptainJackSparrowWheresTheFuckingRum
+1 from The Captain because the upvote broke into tiny upvotes. FIRE THE UPVOTE CANNOOOOOONS!
BananaForBreakfast
True.
Atomicles
You get an upvote, just like this post. Because this is exactly what I said to myself. Good job.
TypicalShmosby
Good job to Max Garcia but neither y'all did shit 'cept for begging for something you could find yourself
TypicalShmosby
http://www.gocomics.com/sunny-street
TypicalShmosby
Here you go ya filthy animal
jwitzy
*moore
dirtmop
*moar
Fairdinkums
The pogo stick one made me snort real loud. I am happy.
aaronkaa
http://assets.amuniversal.com/2797cb4003d401346099005056a9545d
por2
Yes. Innocent but funny jokes
hellafyno
..innocent-ish
Pronghorn
Europe is not at the table for Turkey.
ArmenianGuy
This made me happy
TheDudeanator
All they want is a little slice of Turkey. A little dab of Greece...
notme222
Same impression, but I suspect we're overthinking it. After seeing them all I think it's just about the pun. Not a political cartoon.
LearnedCoward
I thought for sure it would be Asia and Europe, because Turkey is in both those continents
chooseday
Europe doesn't want Turkey. In the comic or reality :D
elKONTEXO
Meltemi
I feel like an opportunity for a historical joke was missed: UK, France, Italy, Greece.
TheRoyalViking
Damn, you're right. Would've been good to.
JohnQPubic
Should be Europe, Asia, and Russia
elKONTEXO
Russia is in Eruope and Asia, pal
respiratorradiator
We must always take care not to fuck up our reply when correcting others, or we become the corrected.
JohnQPubic
thanks for checking in but the comment was more focused on Russia grabbing another slice of prime real estate
elKONTEXO
So Maybe russia and EU?
JohnQPubic
maybe Syria or Iraq or whatever... and now I've completely vivisected the comic. RIP
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Also, WTF is Australia doing there?
Fejerro
They're not Hungary.
MattThePapa
This is gold
LearnedCoward
Too much Greece
HaniiPuppy
I'm sure they'd like it if they tried it. Maybe try a little Champagne with it?
MrGlayden
They chose to Romania
Callemannz
Oalsk
But Australia is
mclovin223
Alot of what Australia and new zealand did in world war 1 was in Turkey
legofham
Some of what we did was in Turkey, but definitely the most well known
Oalsk
That's very interesting I didn't know that, thank you
PLatzangst
that's because we don't want them anymore. atleast not as long as erdogan and co. are there
Thordis424
aye, I think most of us realy didnt want turkey to begin with tho.
afroman555
The EU needs Turkey for the refugee deal that was recently brokered.
lambaroo
take compassion out of it + eu owe neither turkey nor the refugees anything. they *could* just close borders completely + turn refugees back
lambaroo
they won't + they will pay turkey millions in humanitarian aid money but it's not like eu has any desperate guilt about the syrian situation
Barkinsons
At this point I doubt the deal will go through
afroman555
Me too lol. It was only really a mediocre deal, but it was something. Well it could have been lol.
gunnexx
The EU also needs a government who's not as backwards and incompatible like the Turkish one. Human rights actually mean something in Europe
afroman555
True that. The Turkish government has a bit of an issue with human rights.
gunnexx
The Turkish themselves aren't innocent either with honor killings still being a part of the culture
vauhtihirmu
At least we like to think they do, but we don't always take firm action for them.
AnatolianTiger
Anymore ? you didnt want us never at all.
spaizkadett
True, The culture and the views of life is just not compatible. Turkey has much more in common with Saudi Arabia
Fuzzynubz
They did when you guys were more secular. Wasn't it a 15 year plan or something? I dunno, I'm American. World news leaks in over here lol
odamanda
I was a strong proponent of integrating Turkey in the EU 15 years ago. Then the country started sliding into something I don't want with us.
Barkinsons
Many people wanted Turkey in the EU, the only big drawback was the armenian genocide
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
I don't know where you are from, but our politicians don't give a damn about the genocide
MadAtreides
don't forget the kurds and the death sentences things
TheKnightsWhoSayEkkiEkkiEkkiEkkiPTANGZoomBoingZnourrwringmm
What genocide? /s
Flyndaran
My GF's best friend's Turkish was taught that it was all a myth and gets very upset when others mention it.
lambaroo
that's far from the only reason much of europe doesn't want turkey, and the armenian genocide is probably way down that list.
garmagor
What about married individuals?
jackthezipper
The bubble wrap alarm system is pure genius. Even if the ninja didn't step on it he would have been overcome with the urge to start popping.
nevertellmetheodds
Surprised no one referenced Ace Ventura
whoissamo
I'll have you know we have special training for th- I mean err, yeah, dem ninjas would be so fooled haha... >.> <.<
schooledfish
Read that as pooping
MaidAndCorsetGuy
Well, a diarrhea inducing defense system would be diabolical too.
ICommentAvatarGIFs
That works too
IAmLookingForSomeoneToShareInAnAdventure
On an urban combat exercise we put corrugated iron sheets on the ground floor to wake us up when the directing staff came to check up on us.
KirbisterDan
put bubble wrap under the floorboards every night when you go to sleep - always detect intruders
tomyironmane
They used to install "nightingale floors" in castles over there. The floor was made to be incredibly squeaky no matter how you stepped on it
Halykan
In fact, they're sneakier than that - there's specific parts that make noise, so the residents can move soundlessly
tomyironmane
Well, the one I walked on seemed to have no dead spots, so yeah. Sounds like a security hole anyway. What if a servant is the assassin?
DarkCrawler901
one more reason to hit the bubble wrap factory when the zombie apocalypse comes
FlatJoe
Tokugawa's residence had floors that squeaked by design, to make it harder for ninjas/assassins to sneak in
Hotyr
You beat me to it.
IAmHarrisonFord
Nightingale floors!!! Ninjas worst nightmare.
Flyndaran
My slightly paranoid housemate has chosen not to grease the very squeaky gate to our house for that reason.
butmahitsjustmebooo
Too bad Oda Nobunaga. Didn't think about it.
FranklyIDGaD
Yep! I was there this last summer. Called the Nightingale floors cause it makes a chirping sound like the bird. Pretty neat.
HULKSMASHPUNYGOD
There is a book of the same name as well...
ProjectKurtz
Across the Nightingale Floor by Gillian Rubinstein. Leads off a series, read them all. Very good.
ThePastmaster
I read three of them. Weren't there more?
HULKSMASHPUNYGOD
That's the one. Haha
tomyironmane
I understand that was a fairly common feature. Shuri Castle had those too.
FlatJoe
Yeah probably pretty common. I've only been to Nijo castle and Osaka castle, and I don't recall Osaka castle having them
strumfooligan
THEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN....MAN.
tomyironmane
... the previous Shuri castle was the third or fourth one built there, and was kinda... well, removed... in 1945.
tomyironmane
Osaka may have replaced theirs with something more tourist friendly. Shuri is a 1990s reproduction and you have to take your shoes off.
Wesugi
I've been in Osaka Castle too, sadly it's a modern museum now. Lost most of its charm. I was in Hagi though.