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May 27, 2016 3:16 AM

fixingearth86

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So do the hide and seek competitors all wear the champion shirt, and then have it taken away from them as they are found?

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The clown coffin gets me everytime!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Funny stuff. Can this guy be our new The Far Side?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Obvious Far Side influences here

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me a bit of the far side! It's too bad Gary Larson received rejections and tons of hate mail for his more"offensive"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like the Jane Goodall cartoon that Jane Goodall herself thought was funny

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are hilarious

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Europe, Asia, and Africa should be at the table... Then it makes sense and is funny.. https://youtu.be/st3B4uldGSI

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

these fucking suck

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

Yes. Thank you

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

These are the best worst jokes I've seen in awhile. I agree keep em comin!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where is ALT for the guy who is the lookout?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every last one of these is awful, flaming garbage. I love them.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Work Shirt" was dark and Ctrl+Esc made me chortle, audibly

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 in Portuguese a turkey is a Peru

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

1 animal 2 countries named after it. cool

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

in Turkish, we call "hindi" for Turkey

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 countries and a language. gets better all the time

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Upvote for copper

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 No thanks, I'm not Hungary

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Five bodies and on his third strike. Jesus, this boss is lenient.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been looking for a visual of #7 for a while, thanks

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've been looking for a visual of #2. Totally worth it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made a pun about #1 in 6th grade. I think it was the first pun I remember making, and I haven't stopped since.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Admin ananı sikerim

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Why was Austria Hungary? They couldn't have turkey.

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Steeling this away for my own use you're welcome

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The turkey thing would be funny if Europe, Asia and Africa where at the table.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Why Africa? Turkey isn't in Africa

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And Asia Minor sitting at the kids table.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like stupid jokes

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

those one are smart

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smart stupid jokes are the best stupid jokes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 "Yo yo see me, I'm livin' below the soil. I'll be back, but I'm comin' as oil!"

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's legit.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Kurds would like a piece of turkey

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 9

*Lemon Curd

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nope not the Kurds just the terrorist organization pkk,pyd,ypg, i dont think they can though yesterday 47 surrendered.Keeps coming

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 12

US part is patially true, since media makes it seem like they want it to be divided

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, Kurds don't want Turkey to be divided It is just terrorists who wants that.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Strike three? There are defenitly more than three dead bodies in the cat lifeguard clmjc

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

God knows how many cats they fired before this guy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the third time it's happened.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#4 is so crude

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

It took me a really long time to get it, but when I finally did it was rich.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Really? I thought it was a barrel of laughs.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Boo, I love you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Myeah!

10 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of Dave Chappell doing his stand up

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is how I talk see, myeahh

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Myeah, see!

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said it out loud. you know you did too

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Then 3 more times in between laughing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like these. More.

10 years ago | Likes 574 Dislikes 5

Me too, and my name's not Moore

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surely, you must be joking.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't call me Shirley

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another!

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+1 from The Captain because the upvote broke into tiny upvotes. FIRE THE UPVOTE CANNOOOOOONS!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You get an upvote, just like this post. Because this is exactly what I said to myself. Good job.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Good job to Max Garcia but neither y'all did shit 'cept for begging for something you could find yourself

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Here you go ya filthy animal

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*moore

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

*moar

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The pogo stick one made me snort real loud. I am happy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. Innocent but funny jokes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

..innocent-ish

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Europe is not at the table for Turkey.

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This made me happy

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

All they want is a little slice of Turkey. A little dab of Greece...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Same impression, but I suspect we're overthinking it. After seeing them all I think it's just about the pun. Not a political cartoon.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

I thought for sure it would be Asia and Europe, because Turkey is in both those continents

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Europe doesn't want Turkey. In the comic or reality :D

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I feel like an opportunity for a historical joke was missed: UK, France, Italy, Greece.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Damn, you're right. Would've been good to.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Should be Europe, Asia, and Russia

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Russia is in Eruope and Asia, pal

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

We must always take care not to fuck up our reply when correcting others, or we become the corrected.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

thanks for checking in but the comment was more focused on Russia grabbing another slice of prime real estate

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So Maybe russia and EU?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

maybe Syria or Iraq or whatever... and now I've completely vivisected the comic. RIP

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Also, WTF is Australia doing there?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're not Hungary.

10 years ago | Likes 370 Dislikes 0

This is gold

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too much Greece

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm sure they'd like it if they tried it. Maybe try a little Champagne with it?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They chose to Romania

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But Australia is

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Alot of what Australia and new zealand did in world war 1 was in Turkey

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Some of what we did was in Turkey, but definitely the most well known

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That's very interesting I didn't know that, thank you

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that's because we don't want them anymore. atleast not as long as erdogan and co. are there

10 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

aye, I think most of us realy didnt want turkey to begin with tho.

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The EU needs Turkey for the refugee deal that was recently brokered.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

take compassion out of it + eu owe neither turkey nor the refugees anything. they *could* just close borders completely + turn refugees back

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they won't + they will pay turkey millions in humanitarian aid money but it's not like eu has any desperate guilt about the syrian situation

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At this point I doubt the deal will go through

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me too lol. It was only really a mediocre deal, but it was something. Well it could have been lol.

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The EU also needs a government who's not as backwards and incompatible like the Turkish one. Human rights actually mean something in Europe

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

True that. The Turkish government has a bit of an issue with human rights.

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The Turkish themselves aren't innocent either with honor killings still being a part of the culture

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At least we like to think they do, but we don't always take firm action for them.

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Anymore ? you didnt want us never at all.

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True, The culture and the views of life is just not compatible. Turkey has much more in common with Saudi Arabia

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

They did when you guys were more secular. Wasn't it a 15 year plan or something? I dunno, I'm American. World news leaks in over here lol

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I was a strong proponent of integrating Turkey in the EU 15 years ago. Then the country started sliding into something I don't want with us.

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Many people wanted Turkey in the EU, the only big drawback was the armenian genocide

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I don't know where you are from, but our politicians don't give a damn about the genocide

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don't forget the kurds and the death sentences things

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

What genocide? /s

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My GF's best friend's Turkish was taught that it was all a myth and gets very upset when others mention it.

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that's far from the only reason much of europe doesn't want turkey, and the armenian genocide is probably way down that list.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

What about married individuals?

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The bubble wrap alarm system is pure genius. Even if the ninja didn't step on it he would have been overcome with the urge to start popping.

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Surprised no one referenced Ace Ventura

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I'll have you know we have special training for th- I mean err, yeah, dem ninjas would be so fooled haha... >.> <.<

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Read that as pooping

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Well, a diarrhea inducing defense system would be diabolical too.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That works too

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On an urban combat exercise we put corrugated iron sheets on the ground floor to wake us up when the directing staff came to check up on us.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

put bubble wrap under the floorboards every night when you go to sleep - always detect intruders

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They used to install "nightingale floors" in castles over there. The floor was made to be incredibly squeaky no matter how you stepped on it

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In fact, they're sneakier than that - there's specific parts that make noise, so the residents can move soundlessly

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Well, the one I walked on seemed to have no dead spots, so yeah. Sounds like a security hole anyway. What if a servant is the assassin?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

one more reason to hit the bubble wrap factory when the zombie apocalypse comes

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Tokugawa's residence had floors that squeaked by design, to make it harder for ninjas/assassins to sneak in

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You beat me to it.

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Nightingale floors!!! Ninjas worst nightmare.

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My slightly paranoid housemate has chosen not to grease the very squeaky gate to our house for that reason.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Too bad Oda Nobunaga. Didn't think about it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep! I was there this last summer. Called the Nightingale floors cause it makes a chirping sound like the bird. Pretty neat.

10 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

There is a book of the same name as well...

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Across the Nightingale Floor by Gillian Rubinstein. Leads off a series, read them all. Very good.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I read three of them. Weren't there more?

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That's the one. Haha

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand that was a fairly common feature. Shuri Castle had those too.

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Yeah probably pretty common. I've only been to Nijo castle and Osaka castle, and I don't recall Osaka castle having them

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THEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN....MAN.

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... the previous Shuri castle was the third or fourth one built there, and was kinda... well, removed... in 1945.

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Osaka may have replaced theirs with something more tourist friendly. Shuri is a 1990s reproduction and you have to take your shoes off.

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I've been in Osaka Castle too, sadly it's a modern museum now. Lost most of its charm. I was in Hagi though.

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