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http://manfriedtheman.tumblr.com
slimdegsy
fyaycr
OneFuckedPony
TheNorwegiansAreLeaving
TheDustyOne
He should of threw up the food and then demanded more food.
eilletane
*should have. Seriously, how is this even a mistake?
ComradeSillyOtter
lol. The little human just making little spears
torhs
If his food is a burger instead of cat food, shouldn't the rat be a tiny goat or something?
hotbeef69
Manfred man's earth band?
StRocketScience
Well doowadiddy didn't dum diddy do
Failedit
The #1 reason people like cats it's because they have an interesting personality. It's like a reality show that's on at all times.
Mcshmile
And I don't like reality shows, guess that explains it
Arjunia
AnbaricDragon
sakuraboy
ThorOdinson1
dannypoo
thetallestninja
CharlieBravo
SbagsMcGee
dessii18
Bikinibottom2
alex281197
rovertbiggs
Snowroll
Forsooth167
BubbleGumNoel
:D nice
McClutch
I envisioned the cat being voiced by Louie CK while reading this.
theonewhoknocks
*nasally* heeeeeey
QuinsY
Ohh, I thought that little man Was Louis Székely~ ☆
SomeCrazyNerd
The man kinda looks like him.
Shadsy
Made a mistake. Went to the source site. Tiny-man penis everywhere.
IllCaesar
You can see it in three of the strips of this post here on Imgur.
Junktrunkjunkie
And some of us just need to look in a mirror.
Slindrin
same
Slindrin
no wait
BryanDevaney
well yeah, tumblr.
RogersTheShrubber
HaulinOats
Hi, I'm Troy Mclure
Maug83
It's just a mustache!
PiccPicceringtonVonChesterburgElderberryTheThirdEsquire
https://media1.giphy.com/media/4tIWMVkdJQK52/200w.gif
Znayx
What the
Znayx
I'm guessing it's the thing about having a mustache makes you like like a creep?
PiccPicceringtonVonChesterburgElderberryTheThirdEsquire
It's from the same episode of newsradio as the previous Phil Hartman gif
herph
I miss Phil Hartman.
IsweartoGodLinda
His wife didn't.
Counterfit
Too soon, man
herph
RogersTheShrubber
http://imgur.com/fj5ZZHg
MCEscherWasADouchebag
Oh wow, nice
IanDaley
Uncomfortable
theuberkevlar
Yeah, gave me creepy shudders.
Bropunzel
Catman!!!
aselfdefeatingattitude
I hate Catman.
SonderingStrike
You called?
yuugian
Fighter of the Dogman!!!
Anonaru
This is clearly a mancat
Bropunzel
Hah!
Bropunzel
Hah!
ninoyiya
Pat? Pat is that you?
DapperBlook
No, as established n one of the Castlevania playthroughs, he is a fleaman.
Endocrom
Elmo claimed dominance.
Forsooth167
Playing Omikron finally broke him.
Forsooth167
Playing Omikron finally broke him.
TeachMeSomething
back to the Woolie-hole
sizza147
Jesse?
FlowersByIrene
I'm not the only one who wants a tiny naked ginger man pet now an I? Right guys?
ShutUpMeh
HEYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stanbob
Shouldn't the cats be clothed?
scroll142
No. Cause that wouldn't be realistic.
litoris
Finally we're addressing the big issues.
anialatrex
Fur is clothing
REDS1X
and why would the cat be grossed out by the mouse?
luchie24
Exactly my thought!
thetallestninja
Are you always clothed around your cat?
ICantDecideOnAUserNameAndKeepChangingIt
Yes. But especially when I go outside. #6
Imustupvotealltacos
his little peewee is hilarious
amglasgow
He's a nudist.
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
Talaiga
He's wearing a fur coat, isn't he?
Stanbob
TheFoxyVixen
PandolfsParade
Casual nudity ftw.
PromNightDumptserBaby
Asking the real questions
stupidstray
If the man is naked the cat should be clothed, if the cat is naked the man should be clothed.
TortoiseGaming
If you enjoyed this check out "If my dogs were 2 middle aged men"
TortoiseGaming
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dogs_as_men
nowitsshowtime
This explains perfectly why people that don't like cats feel the way they do.
HighlySexualLobster
Really? I don't see a single image of a blood test showing a negative result for the presence of toxoplasmosis.
UncleGus
I love cats and this still explains cats perfectly.
The22ndDoctor
These just confirm what I have been telling people for 30 years. Cats are people, treat them as such and you will have a friend for life.
MiasmaCorrigan
I used to love cats, but my current experiences teach me that I don't.
ohdeepthought
My brother had to move interstate and I am now a carer for 2 cats. (I'm not a huge fan of cats but they are ok).
olegh
At least a cat is not a furry baby like a dog.
MiasmaCorrigan
I used to love cats, but my current experiences teach me that I don't.
XaiaX
Also, the reverse.
ohdeepthought
My brother had to move interstate and I am now a carer for 2 cats. (I'm not a huge fan of cats but they are ok).
SidneyHarbor
I've had cats for 4 decades and raised kids too. I will say that anyone who can't even deal with a cat has no business raising kids.
Tylvian
thats retarded, their not the same fucking thing. Of course i see the simile to kids but just no. Cats are not kids.
Canisiel
Dealing with animals is not the same as dealing with your own species.
CNNBRFIINF
He's talking about the care you give a cat vs a kid. Cats are very low-maintenance. If you can't handle that, kids will be a problem.
GreedyJungle
Most cats are not low maintenance
CNNBRFIINF
Idk wha cats you're used to, Greedy, but the ones I've had all my life have been loving but independent. I gave them food and water, 1/2
ChampionCynthia
Food two or three times a day, some playtime & interaction, sometimes a vet checkup and a litter box. That's luterally it.
CasualJake
Crap, I'm fiercely allergic to cats and can't deal with them. Wish me luck as I break the news to the wife.
igivetheinternets
Can't risk you being allergic to the baby too!
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Basically cat people are hella superficial
mechanicalchaos
I actually feel kinda opposite. Dogs tend to be very easy to befriend and are swayed easily. Cats are just who they are, always.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Yeah, but they're pretty
bigdaddyfatpants
Here's a handy chart.
Iliketobuttermyselfupandslidearoundontiledfloors
My cats are actually really cuddly and loving.
Enoan
You say cunt, I say pussy.
1metalnation
Pussy cunt seems redundant though
1metalnation
Pussy cunt seems redundant though
Enoan
As does posting a comment two times, and yet here we are.
Enoan
As does posting a comment twice, but here we are.
1metalnation
Mobile is as mobile does my man
Thebae
cunt!
Thebae
pussy!
AnbaricDragon
What do straight guys want!!?
InitHello
As a cat person, this is 100% accurate.
LadyWidebottom
I love cats, but as an Australian, this is perfect.
carmelkat
I didn't like cats. Boyfriend convinced me to get a cat. Now I love cats.
heyitssnowing
You have a girlfriend
obidya
I was never a cat person, raised a couple from jelly beans for the kids and now they are mine and I love them
Elroydb
Good to see you compromised :D
Tylvian
exact opposite for me.
obidya
I was never a cat person, raised a couple from jelly beans for the kids and now they are mine and I love them
Voidhawk42
You may have Toxoplasmosis.
TeflonTrout
It's my favorite parasite
TheMistaEpic
Worth it tbh fam
Flyndaran
Be careful. Some people actually believe those ridiculous myths about that real and usually benign parasite.
InterplanetaryPurplyThornyDragon
This guys got the bug for sure
GreedyJungle
I got a cat once. Hate en so much more now.
GreedyJungle
I hate cats.
Tylvian
same. Fuck the annoying animals, i have 2, stupid roommates.
rovertbiggs
There are dozens of us!
TroutYabo
They don't do anything loyal or enjoyable to me. Dogs make every day so much better
TwoToneeRebel
i wholeheartedly agree.
PreciousPotato
I like both. Only ever had cats, though, because they are nicely low-maintenance and you can still cuddle them.
Sauroctonus
Why should they be loyal?
AnApologeticCanadian
They are animals, they dont HAVE to be anything. Its harder to like something that doesnt reciprocate the love and you give it.
GreedyJungle
Exactly.
Ricedcrisper
Sounds like you are needy in relationships.
TroutYabo
Nope I just have a dog
EnemaBucket
Absolutely agree
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10tacles
So we'll hate him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
rifleGun2ofReddit
They don't get attached to people either.
TroutYabo
You could be gone for 5 years and it would be like "oh you're back". Go get the mail and the dog goes "oh by I thought you left me, hello!"
rifleGun2ofReddit
Then the dog would say "We are simply human beings and therefore should not judge others especially on petty things."
Jncat
I hate dogs but for some reason that isn't acceptable.
GreedyJungle
Irrational fear or something like that?
dillbn
There's nothing irrational about a fear of dogs
Jncat
I don't like that they eat turds...that's grosses me the fuck out lol
Jncat
Actually, I can't stand their barking. I think it's like a sensory thing, idk.
GreedyJungle
Well at least you have a reason! I think it's acceptable. Some barking drives me insane and I love dogs.
heyitssnowing
It needs one where it poops in a box INSIDE THE HOUSE. Stupid cats
AbyssinianRem
Our cat uses the toilet.
JustADumbRename
Having owned both, give me occasionally scoping a box over grabbing a steamy pile of shit with a 1mm thick bag any day.
UnassumingAscotCap
Totally, because it's impossible for a cat to be indoor/outdoor and shit outside.
heyitssnowing
So why don't people do that??
UnassumingAscotCap
I did, and my neighbours do.
MetalMil
I do.
JustADumbRename
Some don't like it. And if they don't need to go outside, like dogs, then they don't need flea collars and stuff. Also harder to contain
JustADumbRename
them since tiny and can climb and jump.
ThatBinaryGuy
heck... its even relatively easy to train a cat to shit in your toilet. I mean, then you come to cat shit in the toilet all the time..
151RumPineapplejuiceMalibu
You poop in a bowl inside the house and your the most intelligent species on the planet
heyitssnowing
YOU'RE stupid for even making that comparison..
heyitssnowing
YOU'RE stupid for even making that comparison..
151RumPineapplejuiceMalibu
nuh ah YOU'RE stupid
heyitssnowing
Damn..you got me lol