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Nov 19, 2015 7:47 PM
hellspawnwarhammerofthenorticwind
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NotMyOfficialUsername
Someone add Travolta to the last one
MusicForEarthworms
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
vvti713
Shit no, man.
donnybomber
Best one yet
Vyrro
There was salt on the glass, big grains of salt!
Hammicheeze
+1 for repost
TateOrtena
This all being said, I fucking love my cubicle. No one bothers me and I get to decorate it with game art posters. Plus, headphones all day.
Flyndaran
I've never worked for more than 3 days in my life due to anxiety issues, but an office job was always my idea of heaven.
greatness87925
"Conversate" is not a freaking word. For all its converse.
iwearlittlesocks
converse* you're welcome
dugster
converse
ProudAussie
Repost
USRaider
#8 should be "converse." Please don't help this specific grammatical failure catch on
Redmancometh
This is imgur. Anything remotely funny which has bad grammar will become "aqidah."
shelbybenn
Typical "9-5 office jobs" suck. Working at one right now, BUT it does give me a lot more time to browse imgur. #screwyouIT
shelbybenn
Please don't rat me out though..
theritz22
How fucking accurate is this?
bigdurty
Brainbo
I sensibly.. breathed.. at this.
wesley4122
i pushed more air out of my nose than usual +1
Bunsen
I'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo.
iRoybot
Don't you mean "Meme-o"! no? ok ill show myself out
mollbear
I break people's staplers and replace them with others.
pyyt
Born to be mild.
astragali
Those saying "conversate" isn't a word: WRONG! It's been around since 1973: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/conversate
PhillipJFrey
That'd be greeeeeaaaaat
jwitzy
let's be honest 80% of your day is spent on imgur
TyffiBoo
Not anymore. I just moved right I front of the boss. Now it's more like 40% I miss you guys!
visitor777
guy I replaced at work was an idiot, I automated everything so now I just theorycraft ridiculous Pathfinder characters all day
RaptorJesus2
honestly I've had office jobs for the last 10 years. I've been on Imgur at least once a day for at least the last 5 years... I'm addicted.
mormorkamma
The last 20% is spent daydreaming...
hellspawnwarhammerofthenorticwind
80% is a bit much, Probally somewhere around 78%
hellspawnwarhammerofthenorticwind
Probably*
ragz357
Thank God for the imgur app even if it sucks. At least I can pass it off as a work related text message.
ashmenon
#whelmed
kantaloupe
#8 should be, "Converse," not, "Conversate."
summersong
Yes. Thank you!!
marylanddd
what's the difference?
netharia
They just want to dialogue you about utilizing resources.
Warumbel
I think he meant condensate.
HourOfTheOwl
conversationalise
LateNightBunnyParty
THANK you.
seaish
Conversatorializationizitificating
FabulousRibbons
Wasn't conversate added to the dictionary?
iamthechicken
Yeah but it still sucks as a word.
yourcommentisstupid
Thank you
watdafuddafokinfok
Suureee... I bet it's also masterverse, genius.
HumfreeBugart
I think Converse is a sports clothing manufacturer, although I could be mistakenated about that.
howaboutthisonethen
That's like when people mix up "to centrifugate" with "to centrifuge". No you can't centrifuge something. You centrifugate with a centrifuge
was821
Fuck no I do eye contact with generic laugh, no matter what it was that they said, and go back to my book
anyafloris
Unfortunately... It is a word. It's just a pointless word. http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/is-conversate-a-word
Megaduel
This is #10. People get hung up on silly details. I ignore them
quicktochuckle
lol
GrammarSamurai
Shhh *stabs with tanto*
hanky2swanky
Name checks out
QuadrilateralEnix
but shouldn't it be Grammurai?
GrammarSamurai
Shh...
Tenver
Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do what we came to do, ain't that right boo (truuuueee)
Osomatic
I'm with you but we're fighting a losing battle. "Conversate" will be standard usage probably in the next 10 years or so. Sorry.
baronridiculous
I appreciate your efforts in commentating on this.
FireflySky
THANK YOU!! I hate that stupid "word" with a passion. It's awful and unnecessary.
JewishMonk
I'm the same with "adaptate"
plazmatyk
Good god, really?!
JewishMonk
I wish I were kidding.
FireflySky
I haven't heard that one yet. What is that? Is it supposed to be adapt? Why is this happening?
JewishMonk
I DON'T KNOW! It's not a word and I think it's catching on! D8
KnotsInMyRope
Yes, but illiteracy seems to be the driving force behind the evolution of the english language, so it's a word now.
lingftw
Which is why you speak in Old English, right there, you genius you?
Kommanche
This sentence should have read: "Is this why you speak in Old English? You genius!"
KnotsInMyRope
lol inorite? imma twatwaffle
lingftw
yeh. u r.
ImWithPerchu
Repost
ThatsWhatSheSed
I would have appreciated a shoutout at least
Lulabel73
I was told if I made a reasonable comment there would be upvotes
HumfreeBugart
You're mistaken. Everyone on Imgur is highly intelligent and certainly won't upvote for no reason. Upvoting this comment would prove that.
KnotsInMyRope
Don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everybody gets an upvote.
Lulabel73
http://imgur.com/6RiZlkk I'm gonna burn this place down...
flyline
....and the last one..... +1
SickSickIndividual
I could... burnthebuildingdown...
ReginaldMurrayWilliams
Sumcunt pinches everyone's stapler.
OkNowKith
As someone who is very fond of the only all metal swingline stapler in the office... I almost Milton'd the place when someone took it!
clancysmum
Mine broke. And they won't pay for a new one. It's terrible.
OkNowKith
I got mine back... coworker took it as a prank...
clancysmum
Phew! Otherwise you'd have to blow the place up.
Shreddedovic
I suspect Jim Halpert
InsertStupidUsernameHere
BACK UP IN YOUR ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION
xtsnx
beena while since i watched office space... Off i go :D
pvublicenema1
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/27/e6/09/27e6095ee3765e809d0ba89a78449c73.jpg
MyDadLooksLikeTomCruise
The next day: https://media1.giphy.com/media/gsqKpLP8rypA4/giphy.gif
Dominian
Expected gif of burning building. Harshly dissappointed.
ISuspectJimHalpert
Dammit Jim!
plplokokplok
Expected gif of burning building. Pleasantly surprised.
ArmeAaron
<3
Lalael
I'm bummed there wasn't a stapler in every picture except the last one. :-/
TheNoobestofNoobDMs
He only realised that at the end. Stapler was the whole time.
Kensidian
Not gonna lie I immediately looked through the last couple just to be sure.
jinhikari
You're not alone.
Mattereye
There are dozens!
kamchatski
You're never alone.
HardhatBambi
Yea.. went back to check
SovereignPhantasmia
I thought you wrote "sniper" and proceeded to look for one.
AgentYork1337
If they are a good sniper you won't find them.
bachterman
...that would be great.
BugCatcherNiick
As a fellow 9-5er, feels
picturesarenice
Sometimes my 9-5 migrates to 8-4 because I'm feeling it. Haha.
foreverneverreallyuncaring
Conversate is not a word. It's not that hard, people.
Hoojamufasijer
Neither is not being a dick, but what do I know.
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foreverneverreallyuncaring
Linking an image works better without the gallery in the middle.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
http://imgur.com/sL1se0g
foreverneverreallyuncaring
Good job. :)
MisterJellyBean
For the record, I came here to say this. I would want to be corrected for nonsense words b/c I don't want to sound like an idiot. IMHO.
Bashtur
also, "returning back" is a pleonasm.
MalcolmButler
Gesundheit.
nomon
I like saying conversate because it makes people feel bad when they realize I know it's not a word
Flyndaran
They don't feel bad for themselves. They feel embarrassed for you.
SilentMic
That's what she said
irapewolves
Damn that's cheap and lazy, my kind of laugh
SilentMic
Just like my women
bazookasoup
i've worked in a few call centers. i have never seen a cubicle. is this what an american call center looks like?
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Nah, just a generic business office
Flexiblewarmth
The ones that ring me look like this: http://www.haokets.org/wp-content/uploads//2011/01/Wells01.jpg
WowSoSparkly
I used to work in a call center where we had semi decent personnal space between ourselves. This sends shivers down my spine. The noise...
GrammarSamurai
American offices.
16745
yaks..
bazookasoup
and what does one do in such an office? i mean. is it still tele sales or something?
LadyBaconTits
I work in the fascinating world of an insurance office and I pretty much draft paperwork all day.
waitformeabbybernstein
Large corporations have all sorts of jobs to do in these cubes. I work at a medical billing company and have a roomy cubicle all to myself.
hellspawnwarhammerofthenorticwind
Well I work in the UN and I have one of these
GrammarSamurai
Business. Lol idk.