Spending Valentine's day alone, decided to make myself a romantic dinner.

Feb 15, 2018 6:16 AM

CaptainTexas4

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gimmie dat

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

I'm married but my steak and mash is nowhere near as good as good as that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you didn't have a Valentine to celebrate with, and you made steak still. I love you, and happy belated Valentine's Day.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

..and if you play your cards right... later on, you can have a wank.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I spend v-day alone I like to draw a nice bath, then relax in it with a glass of wine, a nice book, and a plugged in toaster.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks delicious I'm happy for you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

shit idve been your Valentine with cooking like that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that steak drippings on your taters ? ????

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those potatoes look bomb AF and MMPH BEEF GRAVVVYYYY!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah yes cutting up all your steak before starting, the classic way to make it go cold AND dry as quickly as possible

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Delish!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Steak? OP's name involves Texas? Checks out captain.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I watched Netflix and ate a french bread pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks great

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I saw this, put my phone down and made myself a steak. Great idea, thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Valentine isn't over internationally yet? I slept away a good 14 hours of valentine, so...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You get lucky afterwards?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will literally fuck you for a plate of that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg. You should’ve invited me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope you at least let yourself get to 2nd base...with an excellent meal like that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I made the same dinner last night!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks good dude

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

man it's like a single valentines dinner battle royal in usersub right now

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Displaying their skills to entice potential mates.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just realized this post is from exactly one year ago. Not even on random. Huh

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had fish finger sandwiches and whiskey.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanna put your meat in my mouth

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LMAO! ????

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You’re not alone! You still have you hands!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

*Jill

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That paper plate is shiny

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I ventured down here for these comments in particular.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably because it's porcelain.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

My lazy ass eyes thought that was a paper plate also..

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It is a porcelain paper plate. Just like those porcelain to-go coffe cups.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love broccori

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

My Granddad never remember the name of it, just calls it ''Tiny trees''

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I hated this movie when it first came out. Now nothing but love

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*rove

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You’re right. How’d I miss that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you can enjoy this in sience!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Silence...

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8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

This meme

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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That meme

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Mmmm I'll take that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0