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Killswitch2584
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NamesElliot
If someone builds a skatepark there I'll go
MagikMoose
Sign me the fuck up boys
NZSheeps
Be prepared to die? I'm looking forward to it....
RaccoonMagic
Septagrim
Soooo, any one of us?
armeggedonCounselor
I'm ready. Pick me!
agoddamnferret
I'd be willing to go, willing to die too. Idk how concepts like this are so terrible to people.
Braveseverus
I've seen 'the Martian', you won't die. There are plenty of shit covered potatoes...
GenesisMachines
First farmer: "I'm not moving on with the tribe to hunt. My shit experiments are going well here, next I'll try animal shit on plants I eat"
deGoodMan
Ehm, all potatoes are shit covered...
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
Yeah, but I've seen Mars Attacks and the locals are very hostile.
NS0229
If you want to suicide but not end up in the x circle of hell, this is it!
spacecatts
Sign me right the fuck up then
db17k
I see a lot of i wanna die posts on here, imgurians to mars!
db17k
Make sure to etch a dickbutt in the sand so we know you made it
GenesisMachines
Send everyone who can write smart-ass replies to science and engineering questions.
SomethingWittyIDK
Bitch, way ahead of you
GhostyWombat
Never took Musk for a Dark Souls fan.
SomeGuyYourMomKnows
he'll never go... guy is a genius though.
dwude
And science the shit out of this
blubbl
I dont care, sign me on the first trip. Really want to get away before they blow this planet up...
strviking
So normal Americans during this election year, ya know to get away from all the bullshit
AntonioAdorno
Fun Fact: You can actually pay $2000 dollars to try to reserve a spot on the 2022 launch to Mars. But then you have to be screened and such.
JAFIOI
This is taken way out of context. He was only directing this statement at the man who killed his father.
aclarko
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/469498101/inigo1.jpg
Iwasoutedbyatroll
Got that reference and so will 99% of the Imgurians who read it
ilovecars
SturgySturges
I'm the 1%!? Where can I find my offshore tax haven?
Wolfhammer69
I'd still sign up on alluded message.
CloakedGoliath
For people reading this in a certain way. The title is quoting him. Of course he isn't going.
StillNotYouTube
You could tell he struggled with the idea of high risk of death to become the first person on Mars.
DeathStarWasAnInsideJob
You sure you wanna eat potatoes, algae and protein cubes for the rest of your life? Might wanna rethink for once
GenesisMachines
Until Mars has a working legal system and Police, cannibalism is an option.
ScootyPuffSr
You need to be prepared to die. You can die on Earth or on Mars. Either way, hopefully after a long and good life. Take your pick.
SirFormidio
It's likely the mission could fail, and you will die, very far from home, with no chance of recovery.
SirFormidio
But succeed, or fail, and the boon humanity will receive is immeasurable. No one will die in vain.
Smayds
BLow30z
He all but said there was no way he would go until much later, if ever. He said without a successor he was confident in, he's too important
SarcasticAndOccasionallyFunny
He is way too important. Maybe Americans should vote for him as president
ZachGalifinafuck
If he wasn't South African I would write him in in a heartbeat. Hell, I might do that anyways.
Noroelle
Is trump Even American? :D
HAILS4TIN
Fuck it right?
Slindrin
Elon Musk for president 2016-infinity and beyond.
JerfyMcGriddles
Oh well I'm down then, I'm pretty well suicidal.
rachmarie65
HUGS Jerfy
TiberiusBloodhammer
If they can get me there without flying.... or maybe just knock me out during takeoff
Smayds
B. A. ? How you doin' man?!
UrsaPsi
I think it's a requirement to be an astronaut period. Im fairly confident they're all aware of the risk of being shot into fucking space
XuroTarum
I've played all the Dark Souls games, even Demon's and BloodBorne. I'm more than ready!
JesseSlayer
I don't think there are any bonfires on Mars.
PorneliusHubertII
You. I like y9u.
Igncom1
Dodge roll past a lack of oxygen?
XuroTarum
Then backstab the hell out of it!
ZardBrood
When in doubt, I frame that bitch
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
So you can proudly say on your resume that you "done git gud"?
D3aek
I think the past tense of git gud should be gut gid.
Dayrest
I'd go. I'm not nearly qualified though. But to actually go to another planet. I'd go in a heartbeat.
BewareTheJabberwockie
The new frontier, going where no man has gone before... it'd be a dream even if I died before reaching it at least I'd have tried.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Why aren't you qualified? The goal is that people of all walks of life can go.
Immf
During the talk he gave, he mentioned he wants it open to anyone regardless of qualifications eventually. Very little to no training needed.
OmenRider
I dunno, unless we get to kill off the weak and stupid on the 5 month journey, the idiots would only jeopardize the rest of the team.
SpecimenSpiff
Same here. Well, if I didn't have a family. Hmm...
dontbearichard
Sounds like you are plotting something horrible with that "hmmm"
SpecimenSpiff