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Cat tax
Malnoch
I'm like 99.314% sure the "thy" and "thine" thing is backwards. "Thy" if a consonant follows, "thine" if a vowel.
DrunkenWizard
Can someone please explain the Goblet of Fire joke?
greenking13
Imgur help! I do not understand the "Lastly, I give you dancing Mons" one. Please explain. Thank you!
kawwmoi
YMCA
GetShrekedM8
It's funny cause I'm listening to Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger right now
Dejavuus
I seriously need someone to tell me the episode number for the teen Titan one.
madge71
I'm enjoying that Wendy Williams "I can't" is becoming a thing, her reactions are a national treasure.
Xenshail
I walked out of my room and my parents were literally arguing about paleo diets. I'm back. I won't go out again.
gonetodublin
guys! the person who reblogged the prince charming/jamie lannister one's username was "the-imgurian"!! and they're PeggySue!!
frikadeli
That's not a cat, that's a penguine.
fackoffm8
Cipher915
Bees?
duckshooter
That street lamp must have a light sensor and turned on and off along with the lighter.
largehadroncollisions
Assuming it happened at all
CatTherapy
spanish: Jarri Poteh
gsuscryst
From Andalucía*
timetravell3r
I think thou hast a litte too much time on thine hands.
sp00kysadie
Posts like this further my complicated feelings toward Tumblr
baneus
Awful Fantasy is fucking amazing.
Alloluda
I'm looking at this in the tub. I kept exclaiming out loud, "this is the best dump ever!" Not the smartest thing to say in a bathroom.
Alloluda
But it's completely true.
WalkingLordSheldon
I've met the guy who is playing Yao in that picture. He's good friends with my Godfather. Nice guy.
PingpongMuffinhead
Every time I see that fucking 'respond to men with NPC lines' part, I think of how easily the "I'm more of a sword man, myself" bit could >
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be turned on them. The penis is the sword. D:
Amythyst
"sword *man*" what if they're trying to tell you it's a trap?
PingpongMuffinhead
I'd be pretty okay with that. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
captrayholt
I bet nobody got that Odyssey joke
mthrndr01
It's been almost 19 years since I read The Odyssey. So now I'm reminded of my age by both that number and my poor memory.
drewwerd12
I bet he did
tygerpsimatrix
He sure did! -
TriggerWarning
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Technically he's being sworn in as an officer
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http://www.newsnet5.com/news/local-news/oh-cuyahoga/garfield-heights-two-welcome-two-new-k-9-officers
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HBK3317
I am right there with you
25schmeckles
Have you seen the one where they change the color of her eyes?
VagueUsername
What in the ass?!
SaxonsNowRedux
Skipped every image after that to come down here to make sure I wasn't going insane.
zippzap
It's a conspiracy!
25schmeckles
She looks like a weird anorexic Renee Zellweger with dark hair
CaptainArminius
blackstone459
Pretty sure it's the opening to "blood rites"
greenking13
You are correct. Google searching the shown line, reveals Blood Rites, as well as looking below you see "My boots".
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Blood Rites - Dresden Files (Jim Butcher). If you're gonna read them, read them in order!
JapaneseGeneticists
IMO, the funniest out of all of them. Also the best because this is the one where Mouse is introduced :D.
twostepsfromlost
I just realised "the building was on fire at it wasn't my fault" is from the dresden files. The 1 where he takes on the coven of porn stars
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ProjectKurtz
Note to self. Continue reading the Dresden files (I've only read the first one.)
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You have to give it until at least book 4 - that's when "plot" starts happening
ProjectKurtz
I liked the first book, my library never seems to have the next one when I go there. That and I can't borrow books right now because fees.
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Also see if your library can trade books with other libraries - they may be able to hook you up...
ProjectKurtz
My library is a huge, city-wide network. It's not a matter of if they have it, it's how long you have to wait.
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The 1st book is great, but the first three are basically stand-alone case files - book 4 they start tying things together and it gets unreal
ProjectKurtz
Welp, time to go in and see if they'll reduce my fines if I give them back the books I lost in my last move, then found. Then reserve.
JapaneseGeneticists
I laughed my ass off when the vampire guard got killed by a frozen turkey from the heavens.
Dianiko
I really need to read these books.
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You really do.
JapaneseGeneticists
Yes, you do.
twostepsfromlost
Entropy curses are wacky. One of the funnier moments in the whole series. Imagining a battle go to a stand still because of a turkey