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The boyfriend is having a urethroplasty done today. He had kidney stone retrieval surgery a couple months ago. His peen could really use your fake internet points. He doesn’t know about this. I waited until he got wheeled back.
Upvote and be blessed with good fortune by Saint Dylan himself.
UrKungFuNoGood
no
natangold
#2 "When the peen is [going to be] just right."
leanonsheena
@LuckoHarper
VegansCauseAutism
ItsDandySpaceDandy
+1 for his peen. Hope it works out.
WailfulOsprey
no, there's no boobs
YodaTheComedian
your friend looks like Moriarty and Mycroft morphed into one
LuckoHarper
LuckoHarper
I'm awake! Thanks for comments everyone, and to my sneaky GF.
werdler
Up up and away
SmugStarfish
The crane is out of order, but will be up and running in no time
beaglepuss
I'm only up voting for his peen.
PamfromTheOffice
Same
LuckoHarper
Thanks Beasley!
leanonsheena
Bless you.
Lurkerdraegon
Feel better Op's love!
LuckoHarper
Thank you!
TFWbrokeninternetrulez
@op are you dating Tyler derdan ?? *Looks at hand*
LuckoHarper
Lurkerdraegon
*Durden
Happinessfarmer72
Upvoting the fight club scar on his hand.
gonnapostcera
Smells like fingers in this place.
LuckoHarper
Every picture of me I try to sneak my finger in the nose
BitchImFromTheInternet
Upvoting for the the Jesus pose!!
LuckoHarper
Trying to stay positive
leanonsheena
Bless you my child.
CallMeSleeper
I see Tyler Durden kissed his hand.
leanonsheena
There’s a story to that and it involves alcohol.
CallMeSleeper
Tell me more. Or perhaps you can't talk about it?
LuckoHarper
I was much younger than I am now and reeeeal stupid.
Alastor3
why does he have surgery if he already passed the stones?
leanonsheena
And he never actually passed any stones. They had to go up his urethra and retrieve them from his bladder.
leanonsheena
They found small stricture in his urethra so they have to go in, cut it out, and sow it back together.
Alastor3
oh my god, is he okay now ?
LuckoHarper
I'm surviving. Have a pretty intense incision that's healing and two catheters coming out of me. Luckily I have the GF to take care of me.
Jamesly139
Oh god... I've had this done twice (age 18 and 21) the doctors say I'll never be able to pass stones. Stay strong OP's bf.
LuckoHarper
I'll try, thank you!
Jamesly139
Also, if you have a stint... up there, prepare yourself mentally for when it gets taken out. It doesn't hurt bad, but its... wild.
LuckoHarper
I have two catheters right now, but I had a stint for my kidney surgery. You're totally right, out of this world. Ended up taking it out (1)
LuckoHarper
(2) myself in the shower, and it felt like that scene in the Matrix where they remove his bug. Thought it was going to come to life!
Jamesly139
Makes me wanna curl up in a ball and rethink my life. I get them naturally for no apparent reason, even with good diet.
LuckoHarper
Yup, once you make em, that's it. Mine are from lack of water and too much Sodium. I love pretzels!