Black Twitter

Nov 3, 2015 3:56 AM

genefrenkle

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me irl

Edit: Front page! Fuck you, Erik!

Edit: Come on, guys. If anything, posts like these make fun of the black community more than white people. BT is for laughs! Suck a dick, Erik!

Thanks for ruining peanut butter cups for me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would watch the shit out of "Velma."

11 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 3

Wait, is there a way to put kids back if you change your mind? Asking for a friend.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, havent seen most of these! +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somehow I don't think LeVar Burton would be all that thrilled to be associated with that meme.

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

That makes it funnier.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Is there a collection for the barber memes?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scrolling through Black Twitter, GF peers over my shoulder right as I hit #15 and she freakin' dies.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes my pussy feels like heaven.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

sauce?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Black people would age like pumpkins too if they lived past 30

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 11

I don't get that meme, white people don't age fast at all..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgur, you can't say that anything is fair game for a joke and get butthurt when the joke is about white people.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

As a white guy, they can say it - and I laugh that much harder!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can never look at a Chipotle bag the same way again

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I'm curious how many Black Twitter posts are actually posted by black people

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Zero.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A lot actually. Theres a lot of "Dark skin and light skin niggas be like" type shit

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I meant on imgur where the demographic shows that the majority of users are not black

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can anyone explain the 'get my purse' one?

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It's just a sight gag on how much LeBron looks like a reclining couch mom in the photo, a stereotypical sight to the demographic.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I'm guessing that he won't be able to take as much money as he wants, his mom will give him how much she wants

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

the guy in the pic looks like the mom who says the lines in the post

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

When you ask your mom for money, and she's laying on the couch or in her bed, but too lazy to get up and get it /1

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

So she makes you - LeBron is doing the perfect pose - looks exactly like my mom saying this exactly lolz /2

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Sorry for the two exactlys /3

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Black Twitter, you're my only friend.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"White people are so racist" *makes white jokes*

11 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 24

Why is everyone so salty about racism on here? It's a stereotype about white people, nothing more.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

+1

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 7

+1

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There were like 2 or 3 in the whole thing that made fun of white people... The rest were about specific things or other black people...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

These aren't made by one person or a group of people together. These are funny things gathered from twitter, so they're going to contradict

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

ham flaps

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a white person, 27 hits hard. My yoga teacher's daughter's name is "Catherine-Dragon"

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

The only difference is white people with ridiculous names are way more rare even though the population size is way bigger.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Funny how at the same time they say all white names are "basic" when they just take a classic white name and add french derivitives to it

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

It was all good til the ass clown said its racist for a white person to wish he was born in a different generation. I'm out.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 22

I read things like this without thinking its explicitly about me. Try it sometime.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

It's a joke. Chill.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 9

It's all fun and games til I make a black joke then I'm the devil. Double standard.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Want to fill out a hurt-feelings report?

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

There really are two different types. What's it like having an "outtie?"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dont want people to focus on your skin color? Stop focusing on THEIR skin color.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

Your common sense cries of equality, while not wrong, sadly fall on deaf ears...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#25 is doing the Y M C Swastika

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing says, "Straight to the front page!" like black twitter does.

11 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 5

And honestly I hope it keeps happening

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You Americans are weird, first sign of a white person speaking of a black person like this and shouts of "Racism" would cover the comments.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

[ insert random "That'sracist" jpeg here ]

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone on this site is white and pretty oblivious to racism that doesn't happen on the internet.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is so true that it hurts. I've honestly just given up talking about race on Imgur because the majority of people here just try to (1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2 Make it about who's the victim instead of trying to fix the damn problem.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think everyone should be able to make jokes about anything but I know for a fact that the ones known as 'priviliged' can't.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except this applies everywhere else too. Except for Russia and Japan maybe

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MLK one is funny because he was a well known womanizer

11 years ago | Likes 402 Dislikes 13

source??

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I believe all men are created equal. Bitches, on the other hand..."

11 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

...source? First time I'm hearing this.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

Source?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Interesting, it's almost like the great people in history were people with flaws just like everyone else. Amazing.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

My comment was about the pic being funny because they very well could have been distant over another woman in it. What was yours about?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I... I did not know that

11 years ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 6

It wasn't exactly a secret.

11 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

He also beat his wife.

11 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 10

Citation needed

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

This I have heard many times, but have never (ever) seen substantiated. Do you have a source?

11 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

Opps meant to reply to your other asking for source comment sorry http://www.snopes.com/history/american/mlking.asp #4

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/16/magazine/what-an-uncensored-letter-to-mlk-reveals.html?_r=2 FBI found out and tried to get King to suicide

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If the FBI wanted to discredit him and had valid claims don't you think they would have released it? It's likely the claims are false.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That sure seems incredibly inflammatory.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

BECASUE YOURE SO PERFECT HUH

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After reading through the Hoover texts and news post did it seem like his wife was cool with it all?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Source?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

i was thinking about that. i wondered if their faces aren't reflecting a much more personal 'inequality issue'...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh man. I was taken off guard here

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I...I don't get that one..

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

skidmarks

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a black man from England, why are blacks called 'African American'? What if he's from the Carribean?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

As a black woman in America, I'm black. My family is from Jamaica

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm a black dude from America, and yea, most black people just call eachother black. African American is the "PC" term white people use.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well. That's not what most black people call each other. Just sayin, and not in a racist manner. I don't think the term African American 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ahaha... Yea, that couldn't be farther from the truth dude.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

should be used. We're all just good Americans.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"African American" is literally only about skin color, so they are still African American no matter where they are from. (It's dumb)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

no memes the white name one is one I have never heard before. But then there's MJ's kid named Blanket

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Blanket is actually just his nickname his real name is Prince Michael Jackson ll

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was once black, then white. Must make it extra weird.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, I can't stand Caillou - whiny little cue ball

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I do like my pussy bald like caillou. Also I never match. I got like 50 different colors on.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

He's such a dick to Rosie

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Only person in the world who doesn't find this remotely entertaining, reporting in

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 18

Nope, don't like these posts either. Basically the same formula on every pic. mediocre joke + bad grammar = hilarious (apparently)

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 10

Don't forget the liberal use of 'nigga'.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

Half of them aren't even black twitter, just memes written in black venaculer

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Is that gay porn?

11 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 5

No it's black twitter!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this not from that post with all the other gifs explaining the strain of everyday activities?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was wondering that about a couple of them

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. Yes it is.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Found the guy who watches gay porn.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

He wasn't exactly hiding, was he?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Its gabe horn

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hint; he's skiing.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope, chuck testa

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No, it's when you're trying to take notes and you can't read the board

11 years ago | Likes 245 Dislikes 4

Supernatural reaction gif

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I'll come closer.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for this comment

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No it's becky

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Reference game on point.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Nope, oatmeal recipes.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

?1

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

On point.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It is an I'd like the source for science

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a gay scientist, can someone help me out here?

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

Which part do you need help with?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes I will help you. Come be my lab partner

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Smooth.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2