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Jul 6, 2016 12:06 PM
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KuuroiYuki
"When your girl crying laughing showing you a video that's not funny" Hahaha... ahah... *cries*
IDriveforGloober
Ha! High on potenuse...
Alb2499
Saw the WiFi meme...realized I had been browsing for an hour using data...shit.
DrPillCosby
babyfacebeard
I wish I was high on potenuse
00tj
I didn't even know my wife had YikYak
touchofgray8503
Just me, or was that the weakest wrestling chair shot you've ever seen?
ImHereForPornAndDumpsAndFactsAndShit
that best buy fool
RainTheFirst
#6 in the bottom the mom was so mad her name got mad ..... Well that was shitty
Nope4151
Fuck, I'm fatter than fat Mac
DinosaurArmyMajor
I wonder what the fine is for pretending to be a ghost?
Th4tDumpster
"When your homie says some dumb shit and you spend 10 years confused." Very relatable.
ohfudgemocha
Made me check my wifi
Tywinmanistr
I bartend, and I once had a middle eastern girl tell me she said "this bomb ass pussy" to airport security, and they searched all (1)
KuuroiYuki
BiPolyFreak
It looks like drugs but it's candy
jaymund
It looks like he's rolling a joint...but it's just a fruit roll up with gushers inside.
piccololover
It's funny because #7 actually happened
MaximusTheSmall
What the hell, really?!?!
piccololover
Yeah a while back Rubio said somethin about how Trump had small hands or something like that after he got sick of Trump calling him "little"
piccololover
And it was in the format of "you know what they say about small hands"
gioconda
Yep. Brought up in a debate somehow
bundleofwoodensticks
Mitochondria are*
OhYesDaddio
*nods respectfully*
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
How many do you think there are? 'Ten'. Patrick is a 3 year old
BigPairOfJumperCables
I found the E-card at the end really fitting. +1
bearachute
Very late but, A Wegman's, a Walmarts and a small photography place in the mall, the way will be explained (1 of ??)
bearachute
Wegmans: me and my stupid friends got caught stealing. Not proud of it, when you are young and someone says "hey they don't check security"
bearachute
cams at late night and believe it. Walmart: Apparently they don't like megaphones.
bearachute
Photography place: me and my friends who were goth at the time went for a group photoshoot all of us in our mallgoth gear (1/2)
bearachute
They took the picture but when they found out we couldn't pay for the prints, the lady was nice and all but we were uninvited to come back
PolaroidPuffin
I feel old, what the hell is "ish"
theonlyreasonigoogleditwasforafreedrink
a non vulgar version of "shit"
PolaroidPuffin
Why not just say shit though... Who started this trend
theonlyreasonigoogleditwasforafreedrink
people younger than you
GoogleKnowsTooMuchAboutMe
Damn young people starting trends and not letting me in on it.
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
Favorite the dump for a dump
OhLenny
One of the better ones, +1
jsegs
48 images.....its wednesday.....damn straight im clicking that shit
jokerman5656
Scooby will forever be my thought while having sex now
apfelstrudelmakesmehappy
Lets be honest, the girl with the horn deserved it
idownvoteyourpuppy
It's not real...from a show
TehMightyEngineer
For real, permanent ear damage is not a fucking prank.
WallyBro
What?
TehMightyEngineer
Mawp, mawp.
shull23
Entertaining!
DefinitelyNotABear1st
#16 you forced him away from his nap, so he gave you one.
FappedInAmerica
I always thought that girl was too pretty to be slapped that hard.
BewareTheCrocigator
Pretty douchey you mean? A slap is nothing compared to permanent ear damage in the name of a 'prank'
susannahdeanofnewyork
Let's play: Where were you banned from and why?
schooledfish
Nah
AholeLottaNadaPradaEnchilada
Banned from a zoo for letting my kid fall in the gorilla exhibit
Bingodan
AOL when i was 13. There was porn involved, some other stupid things.
iwonderhowlongmynamecanbeonthiswebsitewowthisisreallylong
Home Depot and taco bell for the same reason. They don't like it when you skateboard inside the binding. Sick tre-flips were had though
iwonderhowlongmynamecanbeonthiswebsitewowthisisreallylong
Building*
Turbosnailz
Windows for not resding the EULA
rstarsmore
Walmart back home, for smacking my buddy in the back of the knee with a toy lightsaber.
ChairmanMeow93
I got banned from a Kmart because me and a group of friends decided to play out a modern ad libbed version of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
RedArmyBushMan
21+ comedy club. My mom knew a girl who worked there and convinced her i was of age. Entered the comedu tournament they had. Got to (1/2)
RedArmyBushMan
The 3rd round before they found out. I learned two things. Owners don't like it when you sneak in. And a long island ice tea has booze.
enjoyurtacos
I got my high school choir banned from the national cathedral in dc bc I got a nose bleed
voldermortsrightnipple
Club Penguin, called another penguin a bitch ass for not coming to my house party
Fluffboy
????????????
igotausernamejusttotellyou
A mall for a year and Walmart.
FergaliciousDefinitionMakeThemBoysGoLoco
You are missing the "why?" part
igotausernamejusttotellyou
The mall was for shoplifting back when I was 15. I went through a phase. The Walmart was last year with my roomie, we checked our (1)
igotausernamejusttotellyou
merch. They also tried to pin us for trying on other makeup, including empty foundation boxes for a WOC. For reference I'm a light 002.(a #)
igotausernamejusttotellyou
for shoplifting the foundations. Even though we bought our foundations. Just because we pretested it. -_- (3).
igotausernamejusttotellyou
and wouldn't call the cops, but Walmart's attorney would send us a fee for $50+ dollars for the lost merch (even though we bought it) (7)
igotausernamejusttotellyou
Since there wasn't video evidence, just the associates claim, they banned us for the night, told us they'ld keep a file on us for a year (6)
igotausernamejusttotellyou
foundations before we bought them, then proceeded to buy them (plus over 100$ each of other merch), and they stopped us at the door (2).
igotausernamejusttotellyou
I would like to add that we didn't open any packaging or anything either. We're not complete idiots. We wouldn't try on the prepackaged (4)
igotausernamejusttotellyou
So nothing too cool. My friend got banned for a year from the same mall for "destruction of property" bc she was picking blades of grass (7)
igotausernamejusttotellyou
(8)*
TheMagicalHindu
Target because 3 friends and I each took carts full of random items (mostly toilet paper) and started throwing them at each other.
slomopete
gokart place with friends, drank jager pre-race and gave eachother scoreboard names like golden shower lover and the deuce is loose
EroticZombiePants
I was banned from rpg.net a couple of times back in the day for my inability to keep everything politically correct.
MAYORofTITTYciti
My position as a karate instructor. The parents found out I didn't know karate and just enjoyed kicking children.
SovereignPhantasmia
I think this is my favorite
LordHentai
I was banned from a teamspeak when I was wrongly accused for saying holocaust jokes
susannahdeanofnewyork
I bet you did Nazi that coming!
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
I was banned from the subreddit r/I'mGoingToHellForThis, and to this day, I have no fucking clue why
jimwormmaster
I saw a bit on one subreddit, don't remember what, that warned that posters there would be banned from a few others for whatever reason.
333PuG333
I am banished from my homelands :( I have been forsaken by my people, and I plan on one day returning with an army to seize what is mine.
DoctorJungyBrongen
Viserys Targaryen?
333PuG333
Illidan Stormrage
IfYouLiveAroundMeLetsGrabABeerOrBottleOfWhiskeyOrBurnAHouseDown
disneychannel.com for accessing it without my parents permission
susannahdeanofnewyork
Watch out, we've got a badass over here.
cooptherower77
Be careful man could lead to a lifetime of crime
Raecracy123abc
KinderCare for bitting a caretaker 25 yrs later had work contract that I tried to tell my boss I couldn't fulfill bc of a "lifetime ban"
susannahdeanofnewyork
Lol I'm trying to make sense of this but all I can picture is 25 yo you biting a kindergartner.
Raecracy123abc
Lol.Last year I was 30; when I was 5 I was kicked out and banned. 25yrs later working for an auditing firm I worked w that chain of centers
JonathanHoag
So, at 30 years of age, you thought that you couldn't do your job because of biting a caretaker when you were 5?
Raecracy123abc
Jesus it was a joke. My boss laughed; you were suppose to laugh-done and done. Did I stumble into tumblr or is this still Imgur?
SpaceCthulhu
I'm too wimpy to ever be banned from anything.
SpaceCthulhu
Well, maybe fight club.
FuckThisFuckingUsername
shhhhhhhhhhh!
pacojr
Yeah, me too :/
Sekondosis
Got banned from a dry cleaners, for refusing to pay. In fairness, there was still cat hair all over my coat. I don't think they even tried.
WeAreTheMadnessAndSanityIsOurFailure
Banned from joining the military again. Psychologist labelled me as Schitzo Typal. Just saw a new one. They say I'm not schitzo typal.
susannahdeanofnewyork
That's what a scitzo would say....????
WeAreTheMadnessAndSanityIsOurFailure
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizotypal_personality_disorder Half of it boils down to "you're weird and have a few mild problems.
YetAnotherUsernameAttempt
My psychiatrist says I have dissociative personality disorder, but we don't think we do.
EpicPancakes
A thousand feet within a school zone and I'd rather not talk about it
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
Well that went from 0 to 12 in 3 seconds.
TheLastSpanishInquisitor
Just like his sexual preferences?
ThatsWhatSheSed
Chippewa4life
Why don't you have a seat?
JackZwiebel
a strip club for going in drunk and eating free snacks without buying anything
ThatsWhatSheSed
Chuck E. Cheese. I said "Dick hair" (Sounds like TAKE CARE when said fast) to people who were leaving my nephews birthday. Manager heard it.
browsib
Dick hair hahahaha that's fucking gold
SonnyMooresTwin
A car dealership for stealing a giant, inflatable truck
susannahdeanofnewyork
.....but how?
SonnyMooresTwin
We deflated it and stuffed it in my car. It was for a high school prank
mBsquared
SonnyMooresTwin
We ended up sneaking it into our high school court yard at night and blowing it back up
youregoingtofuckingjailgreg
This one I like, post worthy?
someprickinvietnam
Jellystone campground in Warrens WI. Took a master key to ez go golf carts and kept moving them around
ogjusrksusheysbrlgusje
Im banned from a gaybar for laughing at them having a female restroom. Apparently women can be gay too.
ThinkBlue4
So can geese.
browsib
You mean swans?
OnceUponARainyDay
Igetthatreference
Disenfranchised
Banned from big lots and Hastings for stealing foam swords from big lots and reenacting the battle of Hastings in front of hastings. Was 15
wobbu
i was banned from college for having bad grades
MAYORofTITTYciti
That's not how college works. As long as you pay you aren't banned.